Welcome to the Hunger Games Simulation reboot!
Please read the updated rules post here
.
Also, the host reservation list is here
.
ANNOUNCEMENT: Event cut
Old rules snipped; please read the updated rules post
.
And that should be that. Here's a save
of the simulation, just so you know what to expect.
Now's start the nominations for the first season of the reboot!
Team Powerful
Reserve: Team Public Service
Edited by wingedcatgirl on May 5th 2025 at 4:10:01 AM
Funkin Battle Music: Salty's Sunday Night: Best Girl
/ Corruption: M.I.L.K (Mother I'd Like to Kill)
/ Fever: Farmed
- FINNICK GODDAMIT DON'T DESTROY ROWLEY'S SUPPLIES!
- Ah, yes, in the mirror of e̶r̷i̵s̸e̶D̵ we can find our tribute's deepest desires. And this guy wants Pon dead, above all.
- ...fry, wat. Horny sushi sounds absolutely ridiculous, even in the Games.
- Why the fuck did you try to kill your nominatornote ? Why Ranno? Why?
- Kenny tries to make his own church-based religion after a failed cult attempt. Great...
- Sneering, leering Sneezle calls Kramer an "EEEEEEEEEEDIOT!"
- Maybe, Ralf could get away cuz he's stronger than Joel.
- stahp huffin' flowahs gilgamesh
- NGL, this Zekrom's got incredible balancing, not crushing Karli's head with those big-ass arms.
- AW SHIT! THE TINY BENNY JUST COMMIT DUSTY ON POTION SELLER, ONE OF THE MORGANS, AND KAIDOU!
- WARNING: WE GOT AN ELDRITCH GLITCH DEMON ON THE LOOSE! GODDAMMIT, PASSENGER!
- It must be the STRONKEST ship in the Games.
- "B-E-A-N? Oh come on, there's nothing spacy about beans!"
- [horrendous ship hiccup disappearing noises]
- (Zero Escape spoilers) Bullshit. We never knew what his actual name was, idiot.
- The Mandalorian's pissed that the cat he wanted to sacrifice is on the other end of the line, making a fool out of him!
- [disapproving Zekrom noises]
- "No, a Passenger is more blinding, believe me!"
- Yew, geez, no. Don't leak Super Dave's DMs, cmon.
- Does Pon even know what the hell Rowley meant by cotton-headed ninnymuggins?
- Want some musical LISA poetry?
Fallen
Tributes
: Ranno, Potion Seller, ASAS!Morgan, 4 4
- Potion Seller: 3
- Doggy: 3
- Apocalypseburg Benny: 3
- Yew: 1
- Kokomi: 1
- Schnoz: 1
- Caster Gilgamesh: 1
- Seven: 1
- Fry: 1
- Kramer: 1
- Sneezle: 1
- Finnick: 1
- Joel: 1
- Passenger: 1
Edited by SomeLibre on Oct 23rd 2021 at 1:14:10 AM
Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP categoryWell Ichi,
is it because nobody made the entire universe Florida yet? Seriously though, why question the Miami sky when the Arena has the Eiffel Tower and the Grand Canyon?
Anyway, can't say Benny killed ASAS!Morgan for calling him "the biggest ass that ever lived" because it was an accident... or was it?
Still waiting for someone to break him free...Then I should ask you this: should there really be a threshold on how nonsensical the events should be? Because everyone else doesn't care about that as long as the event doesn't violate the rules.
Still waiting for someone to break him free...Funkin Battle Music: VS Shaggy: Thunderstorm
/ Corruption: Treacherous Thorns
/ Cyber Sensation: Last Hope
/ Friday Night Incident: Evacuate
- Pon, don't go hardcore in a 3-player card game, please.
- Passenger disapproves that overly close thumbs-up.
- Bruh, Kenny's already undignified from trying to make a religious following twice!
- ...is it me or is this a bit out-of-character for Caster Gilgamesh?
- ...THE SHIT! At least Seven's poop truck kill failed!
- Well this is a fucked-up discovery for Finnick...wonder how he'll fare!
- OOF! Fry dies after the Forcefield returns Kramer's axe to the former!
- Possibly related to Sev's school, but uh...26 installments?
- oh no t-pose too stronk
- wat. ket. no. no banana peel noodles for u.
- [confused Zekrom noises]
- ...whoever dumped an Electric-type legendary Pokemon into the ocean must be an absolute idiot. Who knows if they zap the ocean?
- Joel gets miffed at what Sneezle neezles.
- Dammit Rolf! Defend yourself - you busted your quiz shot!
- "Important life documents" do not include body organs, Maes...[facepalm]
- Fuck. FUCK! SOMEONE OVERTHROW PON BEFORE HE KILLS ANY MORE TRIBUTES! (GANGSTER GILGAMESH, BLOODTHIRSTY SEVEN, AND CULT LEADER KENNY DOWN)
- We got a pizza gun incapacitating Passenger here.
- "...16...feet? Through an announcer's table? Sorry, I don't buy it."
- Season really broke Rowley, duh?
Fallen
Tributes
: Fry, Maes, Caster Gilgamesh, Seven, Kenny
- Potion Seller: 3
- Doggy: 3
- Apocalypseburg Benny: 3
- Pon: 3
- Kramer: 2
- Yew: 1
- Kokomi: 1
- Schnoz: 1
- Caster Gilgamesh: 1
- Seven: 1
- Fry: 1
- Sneezle: 1
- Finnick: 1
- Joel: 1
- Passenger: 1
That was a Too Dumb to Live moment from Hughes, that's for sure.
Hope: "Let's go. We'll be together." Lightning: "I only know... that soon, we'll be together."Funkin Battle Music: Corruption: Deathmatch
/ VS Mami: Salvation
/ VS Ace: Frostbite
/ Madness: 1COREKILLER
- ...ugh, the fourth time the Arena speakers get hijacked? I'm sick of this...
- Lol, really hating what you've done with ASAS, huh?
- HUH? Coconut-based toffee? Okay...On a huge wok? The heck?
- wait WHAT THE FUCK IS Fate!Morgan TURNING INTO-
- ...harsh belly rubs, to be exact. Given that Passenger has been doing a lot of dick moves lately.
- Why. Why give a cat a goddamn candy bar. That's too many layers of wrong.
- Benny's not getting on Pon's justifications of his kills.
- Zoo Wee Mama! Zekrom doesn't die somehow.
- Shouldn't have yelled when swinging blades, Joel. Go back to voodoo shit.
- As deserved, Kramer.
- ...wait are there any bars that serve milk ever?
- ...Welp. F to the honorable Mandalorian.
- >:(
- Karli, go find a better vehicle than roller skates.
- OMFG, Sneezle's experimenting...Lemme tell you all, they must've had a hand in Sev's death! BELIEVE ME!
- [laughing Zekrom noises]
- ...that's not an alien. That's an extravagant piece of [REDACTED]
- Potion Seller: 3
- Doggy: 3
- Apocalypseburg Benny: 3
- Pon: 3
- Kramer: 2
- Yew: 1
- Kokomi: 1
- Schnoz: 1
- Caster Gilgamesh: 1
- Seven: 1
- Fry: 1
- Sneezle: 1
- Finnick: 1
- Joel: 1
- Passenger: 1
Edited by SomeLibre on Oct 23rd 2021 at 10:48:41 PM
Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP categoryWhen the Cloudcuckoolander calls you out for that triple kill, and then preps his shotgun right after that...
Still waiting for someone to break him free...Final Funkin Battle Music:
Night
- Excessive camp raid planning mannners...I'm sure one of you or two can just brute-force to raid the camp!
- A nerd...for BOOTLEG TOYS!
- Down the drain of experimentation, the tainted food Sneezle takes! Surely they're planning something with that, this cat's been a big meanie...
- OWWWWWWW! The last Morgan goes down to a makeshift sticky bomb!
- Don't stop Benny! He's gonna be the hero of this season!
- (Arknights spoilers) Yeah, of course Passenger's cult wins, when his cult's got an extradimensional glitch demon by his side!
- ...that was a cultist who died. Rowley truly broke. That's why he's flossin'.
- Who is the one in charge of sending food? No improper fugu ever again after this!
- ...wat. What's with that red watermelon that burned Kramer - was it on fire or something?
- BOOM! Nisos drops bomb cargo right atop Finnick and Ralf!
- ......grrrrrrrrh. Joel died, dammit. Must've been a voodoo doll destroyed by a Peacekeeper.
- RIP the nerdy Zekrom.
- Welp, at least Sneezle got what's coming for them, even if Karli got caught in the fried crossfire.
-
Inbefore the chocolate raining is super dark chocolate to reflect how Rowley's been so far in this season
- So we got...
- BENNY TURNS OUT TO BE THE BIG BAD OF THE SEASON! HE'S THE ONE STEERING ALL THE OTHERS TO THEIR DEATHS TO GET FIRST PLACE SPACE!
- Passenger decides 3 is not enough, and adds 3 more by making Spaceship Stew, laced with poison from what went down the drain in Sneezle's experiment and killing poor Rowley and not-so-poor Kokomi with it!
- ...and there's Yew fishing with a paper net.
Fallen
Tributes
: Fate!Morgan, Super Dave, Pon, Kramer, Finnick, Ralf, Joel, Zekrom, Sneezle, Karii, Nisos, Rowley, Kokomi
- Passenger: 6
- Potion Seller: 3
- Doggy: 3
- Apocalypseburg Benny: 3
- Pon: 3
- Kramer: 2
- Yew: 2
- Nisos: 2
- Kokomi: 2
- Schnoz: 1
- Caster Gilgamesh: 1
- Seven: 1
- Fry: 1
- Sneezle: 1
- Finnick: 1
- Joel: 1
WARNING: FINALE IS NEXT
Edited by SomeLibre on Oct 24th 2021 at 9:11:16 PM
Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP categoryOof at how Kokomi got fourth place cursed in a tribute betrayal, but I'm glad Passenger made it to the top three, so that I both qualify for this BR cycle and TVT HGS as a whole gets its first Arknights Podium Finisher (I know Hung was the first Hall of Famer, but he and Ch'en were only Mass Murderers). It's funny how the least powerful maximum rarity character in AK becomes the first ever AK PF.
Just an eagle. Feel free to PM me. Proposed pages in my sandbox are free to create/edit.THE FINALE. IS. HERE!!!!!!!!!!
- Benny, confident of his victory, cockily shotguns a trident right onto Passenger!
- Aw come on. Yew. Don't dig down, dammit.
- Passenger: 6
- Apocalypseburg Benny: 4
- Potion Seller: 3
- Doggy: 3
- Pon: 3
- Kramer: 2
- Yew: 2
- Nisos: 2
- Kokomi: 2
- Schnoz: 1
- Caster Gilgamesh: 1
- Seven: 1
- Fry: 1
- Sneezle: 1
- Finnick: 1
- Joel: 1
Final Results
1st Place: Apocalypseburg Benny
2nd Place: Yew Geneolgia
3rd Place: Passenger
Most Kills : Passenger
Light green since he's 19 years old.
NOTE: he's seperate from Soul Boyfriend, who has been nominated before in S171.
Yellow due to the real Mari dying at 15 years old.
- (Player1) is chased down by a sentient, bloodthirsty manhole.note
- (Player1) dresses up as an astronaut. (Player2) remarks that it'd increase suspicion, and recommends taking it off.
- (Player1) beats a bunch of wood into pulp.
- A temporal mishap causes (Player1)'s food to get eaten by (him/her1) without (him/her1) feeling any fuller after it. (Also Feast)
- (Player1) tells (Player2) to put the "potato" (actually (Player3)) in the sack.
- (Player1) buys a drink from a vending machine, but finds the contents of the filled cup to only contain apple seeds. (also Feast)note
- (Player1) threatens to eat a part of (Player2)'s skeleton.
- (Player1) tries putting on a mask, but it just won't stay on (his/her1) face at all.
- (Player1) shamelessly tells (Player2) that if the latter snoozes, (he/she1) will eat (his/her2) pancakes.
- (Player1) speaks to (Player2), (Player3), and (Player4) in a way that somehow incorporates brackets into (his/her1) speech.
- (Player1) is fine being shot in the stomach by (Player2) (somehow not dying!). But dabbing? Ohhh, that makes the former super mad!
- (Player1) sics a fishbowl at (Player2) to suffocate the latter.
- (Player1) makes fries in a shape so wrong (Player2) beats (him/her1) to death over it. (also feast)
- (Player1) records (Player2) dying to a random fatal event as the latter narrates the whole event (himself/herself2) in Spanish.
- (Player1) stares hard at (Player2) with the intent to kill, but ends up being the one that dies instead.
Edited by SomeLibre on Oct 25th 2021 at 4:56:24 PM
Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category

Oof, the poor unfortunate souls
Hope: "Let's go. We'll be together." Lightning: "I only know... that soon, we'll be together."