Welcome to the Hunger Games Simulation reboot!
Please read the updated rules post here
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Also, the host reservation list is here
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ANNOUNCEMENT: Event cut
Old rules snipped; please read the updated rules post
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And that should be that. Here's a save
of the simulation, just so you know what to expect.
Now's start the nominations for the first season of the reboot!
Team Powerful
Reserve: Team Public Service
Edited by wingedcatgirl on May 5th 2025 at 4:10:01 AM
Always open to sharing avatars and chatting. Can message me for either. (He/Him) Currently watching: BTAS
...Did Yew just straight up murder a cat?
Edited by Myskywarm on Oct 22nd 2021 at 2:09:28 AM
Protection and power are overrated. I think you are very wise to choose happiness and love. Current avatar: ConnieFunkin Battle Music: Neo: South
/ Corruption: Chiller
- Roll the fun tape on the starfighter, Joel!
- ...aw fuck, there's gonna be some unsavory shit in those four folks' meals. Professor, why?
- wait KENNY HAD A CULT!?
- Oh dear, someone's calling Joel's Grandad by his actual name? What could his actual name be?
- [snort] Alright, Fry, do your royal shrine whatever the fuck it is, with money or shit.
- ...this is ridiculous. In the midst of Doggy's epic tussle for the Potion Seller's potions, they both inadvertently kill 3 folks, ONE OF WHICH IS A GODDAMN ENTITY WITH TIMEWARPING POWERS. OWWWWWWWWW!
- Of course Ralf wins. The laughing noises of a glitch Pokemon is easily beatable!
- Hey. What did I say to any of you idiots not to hack the goddamn Arena speakers-
- Nice. Finnick helped Sev fix the latter's Mandalorian school!
- ...wack statement, Super Dave.
- Poor Gumshoe feels the missing out sensation over not hearing about Squid Game lol.
- ILSGDAFIALSGFILASGALISGFOAS friggin Caster Gilgamesh gets sold for nothing more than a goddamn gaming PC I-
- Benny's playlist contains:
- HOPE!
- SPACESHIPS!
- DOUBLE-DECKER COUCHES!
- SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!!!!
- ...bullshit, Sneezle. Bullshit.
- Kramer, what the hell? That thing's meant to get the bad stuff out of the car! Not the good stuff!
- Kokomi learns sleuthing at the Detective Agency, and quickly makes a benefit for it! Woo!
- ...what? Colored rain? What the hell even is that? Rain but it's oil instead of water?
- ARE YOU TELLING THE ASAS RPERS THAT YOU'VE GOT A LOT OF MORGAN IN YOUR WORKS, SUPER DAVE!?
- No one broke the coffee machine, Maes. Not even you. Another tribute did it.
- ...which is Ralf, who just went train-nuts.
- Oh great Karii has to dance for losing to a goddamn ship.
- As the nine guards are saved, you can see the Potion Seller, dumping his brain in anger over how he failed to poison the Guards. Surely you need stronger potions than that, fool!
- ??????????? Gumshoe already looks short-haired and hatless I-
- ...wat. You get killed and you decide to buy a barn?
- Alright, Ranno, get back to survivin'.
- Doggy misextinguishes a flame horribly.
- OH NOOOOOO! T-POSING MANDALORIAN ON THE LOOSE!
- ...what the fuck? Blue blood? (Lolrandom spoilers) If they're a panda in disguise, do pandas bleed blood?
Fallen
Tributes
: The Timeline Master, FEA!Morgan, Erik Killmonger, Shitty Vivi, Joel's Grandad, Doggy
- Potion Seller: 3
- Doggy: 3
- Yew: 1
- Kokomi: 1
- Schnoz: 1
- Caster Gilgamesh: 1
- Seven: 1
- Fry: 1
Edited by SomeLibre on Oct 22nd 2021 at 11:44:49 PM
Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP categoryMy reaction to FEA!Morgan dying early
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WAAARGHGH *mcfucking dies*
Suddenly I'm... still rotating Fallen London in my mind even though I've stopped actively playing it.Funkin Battle Music: Soft: Spotlight
/ Corruption: Matricidal
- wat. How is leaving tags on the clothing hip-hop?
- KRAMER HOLY SHIT HE KILLED THOSE GUARDS
- ...so he sells armor, first to...a ship, a glitch, and a Mandalorian. ._.
- Sneezle decides to stop wasting time, and evicerates poor Gumshoe to death. That guy didn't even get the chance to watch Squid Game...
- This has been. The third fucking time. The Arena speakers get hacked. FUCK OFF!
- aw fuck Nobita and Shizuka got killed with a voodoo doll
- Correction: tiniest ass, Morgan. He's literally pint-sized.
- Potion Seller locates Bale's Legit Cooking School...and proceeds to advocate a boycott for it for potion-related reasons. OOF
- Super Dave smiles and that's all it takes to confuse people. Wow!
- lmao you failed the thermal drill vibe check Kenny
- Finnick kills the Professor, for the transgressions the latter made, like using his body fluids in a meal.
- uh.....related to what Yew read, I think one good summarization of what Caster Gilgamesh has in mind is this scene
(there's a gilgamesh version but i'm not feeling like bothering to look for it)
- (Lolrandom spoilers) "Dude. Do you not know that this kitty is a panda in disguise? A vicious one, to be exact!? We'd all be better off away from the risk of becoming pandas ourselves."
- Turns out Joel had noticed the voodoo doll death Shizuka and Nobita suffered, and inflicts the same fate upon Okappa too, with the help of Maxwell's Notebook.
- Lies, Kenny. Okappa had some voodoo that ended up killing Shizuka and Nobita.
- ...kramer pls no don't pimp your cat with corpses
- Kaidou's gonna yell "FUCK!"
- ...bruh, this is Panem, freak shit happens daily. Stop it, Gamemakers.
- "I have just the potion to help you find this abomination, fellow abomination."
- yaaaaaaay tiny toy on the swing!
- We got Fate!Morgan driving the Nisos ship like the latter's a car. For some reason.
- Heh, Kokomi knows jackshit about voodoo.
- ...but Fry had a house.
HE HAD! And even then...
- We got Rowley kickin' ass like there's a bunch of tires.
Fallen
Tributes
: All Nine Pink Guards, Dick Gumshoe, Nobita and Shizuka (as one tribute), The Professor, Okappa
- Potion Seller: 3
- Doggy: 3
- Yew: 1
- Kokomi: 1
- Schnoz: 1
- Caster Gilgamesh: 1
- Seven: 1
- Fry: 1
- Kramer: 1
- Sneezle: 1
- Finnick: 1
- Joel: 1

Do not mess with a Master Builder who can easily build himself an upgrade! Also, he thinks charcoal and propane are better as spaceship fuel.
Still waiting for someone to break him free...