Hunger Games Simulation: Beyond the Possibilities

MY LEG!!!

Firefly may be a pyromaniac, but not even he approves of wasting food.

Well, that's one way to fail demon negotiations.

Jace Beleren in MTG canon: absolute supergenius to the point where his whole character arc is learning not to dismiss literally everyone else as his intellectual inferiors

Jace Beleren here: "lol me jump in acid"

It's Hidan's character doing a complete 180 in S146 all over again.

Edited by IchigoMontoya on Sep 17th 2021 at 8:33:37 AM

Slushy now has pet hamsters? Considering that some Experiments are like pets...

Weiss what the heck.

Part 2

Battle Theme:

Genshin Impact - Forsaken Rift

Night 1◊ (Backup)

• Heeko ironically dies by fire when his pants burn. Critical hit to the nads! Looks like the mockingbird fails to watch over him.

• When did you eat that nasty sundae, Delilah? Also, Kopaka seems to be unable to smell bad breath. Let's hope the area they are in doesn't rot.

• Diluc's years of training and experience in fighting evil aren't enough against Lilina.

• Well, this is a definite confirmation that the Dumpster Fire has turned against its vow in the Bloodbath. The Dumpster Fire ejects a flaming giant chicken drumstick, crushing Posset. Ironic for a pet from a cooking show.

• Nice interaction between the two teammates and friends. Unfortunately, Artemis mistakes Blaze's mention of her for Eula. That's a bit like Ladybug and Cat Noir's relationship, but Blaze is talking about being a better friend for Artemis.

• What an awesome statue! Complete with a brand of cheese from a company that supplies Fazbear Entertainment's cheese.

• First it's hating food wastage, next it turns out Firefly is a fan of Justin Bieber.

• So he loves Krabby Patty, that nurse from that one episode... and his pinky.

• LG phones exist too.

• Eliwood reenacts the memetic Chika dance.

• The fire elemental planeswalker and the fire bug Pokémon have a hilarious moment between them that the ice bug Pokémon noms for all its worth.

• Another interesting tribute interaction. Since Karna's luck is D, Jalter now has bad luck.

• Ram wants to sing. Unfortunately, she doesn't know the machine is cursed, so she really dies in no one's arm. At least she's reunited with her sister in the afterlife.

• Slushy suffers from several afflictions, but he's still amazing at pinball.

• Captain Cold hates IchigoMontoya for seemingly sending him to die. He actually wants Captain Cold to reach the Hall of Fame.

• Fire Piranha Plant's spell backfires.

• Tahu gushes over Ram's death, disturbing Roy.

• Don't worry, Anastasia eventually makes her way out of the "endless" maze.

• Weiss keeps talking about harps.

• Kaeya discovers This is Fine Dog's secret to winning in his previous appearances.

• Ninian turns out to be great at horseback riding. Meanwhile, does a wild animal like Agnaktor really need the toilet?

• Avdol makes a Jojoke-style joke at the above event, captioning: "'Disasters in the bathroom' is Ninian's department!"

• Jack Frost adopts an icy pet dragon.

• Froslass is predictably curbstomped by the World, but Cinder doesn't like the latter, so she buffs Froslass.

Day 2◊ (Backup)

• Another auto accident! Snom messes with Anastasia, maybe because it thinks Anastasia is fine with being blindfolded following her escape from the "endless" maze. This ends as badly as you would expect.

• Splodyhead is traumatized by deep-fried dough biscuits.

• But Fred is already a fish. This means he becomes a merman like some characters are in his universe, including King Neptune. Meanwhile, Springtrap's animatronic suit and corpse both transform to a merman form.

• Good, Delilah won't destroy the Database for now.

• Agnaktor curiously tries some "water".

• Captain Cold gets ironically frozen. However, he's able to get himself out of the situation.

• Steel chair? Is this an omen?

• That's the third same source material tribute interaction in this update. This tour must have sucked at the very least.

• Kaeya calls upon the Abyss to claim Chandra, Jack Frost and the World. Considering Chandra's strength, I can't fault him for turning to dark magic to save himself. Unfortunately, he's betrayed the hilichurl he summons. Don't join the Abyss Order folks.

• What a surprising display of kindness.

• Diluc tries to advise Larvesta, only to be met with that.

• Weiss gives a snarky reply to Tahu. That's the opposite of what Cinder did to Kopaka.

• Will this shortly translate into the real world like what Patrick Star suffered?

• Karna isn't a good singer.

• Artemis is still angry about what happened yesterday.

• "Did you heard the tragedy that reach the man? I think to be too is not. I think that the hopeless situation elder also can't. That is a legend. Reaching the man cloth space is the emperor. He is so strong and big he even can use the original dint to create life. He is very deep to black influence understanding. The black influence can the matter that many supermans. But other people thinks that these are what can't attains. He become more and more strong and big. Lost his power afterwards afterwards he died. In fact he teaches own the whole skills all to disciple. Then his land killed him to let him going to bed. Satirizing the meaning is he can let other people, but is incapable for dint to the oneself."

• ... Ok.

• The Dumpster Fire and Lilina try to summon another hilichurl like Kaeya did, but they fortunately manage to fend off the monster, though the summoning process itself did injure them.

• Avdol wants to keep a serious image to Jalter.

• Roy has an 8-ball explode in his face, but he survives.

• Illya manages to lasso This is Fine Dog away from a campfire. This is fine.

• Another supply to add into the Fire Piranha Plant's new inventory.

Fallen Tributes◊ (Backup): Heeko, Posset, Ram, Snom, Anastasia and Kaeya

Remaining Tributes: 35 (20 fire tributes, 14 ice tributes and one non-theme)

Omg Ram died in one of the three (3) events suggested by Jinx lmaooooooooo

Too bad this season isn't a lucky one for me. Ah well, there's always next time!

Geez, this season's really not my season.

it's a whole "not my day" thing ok

Glacial Agnaktor: hol up, how can you be so good at pinball while being deaf, dumb, and blind?

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Sep 18th 2021 at 6:14:55 PM

Poor Posset. 😔

Part 3

Battle Theme:

Monster Hunter Tri - Agnaktor ~ Sound of the Great Mountain

Night 2◊ (Backup)

• Good news! Jalter's finger snaps aren't Thanos snaps.

• Larvesta takes the word decimation as it originally means in Latin.

• What a great blazin' drink! That's ironical for a being of ice.

• It's not Batman or Spidey, but Firefly! This now sounds like a villainous threat.

• That's some unusual advice.

• Ilya confirms Artemis' intention against Splodyhead. She turns out to be evil all along.

• Sorry, Delilah's not playing one of those games and she's not letting you become a host.

• I feel sorry for you, kablammin45.

• Diluc continues his foolishness when he gets himself bitten during his fight against Glacial Agnaktor, which he fails to hunt for some reason.

• Uh... I have something to reveal... I'm currently forced to help Captain Cold... Please don't kill me...

• Springtrap becomes a threat to Captain Cold with that knockoff Infinity Gauntlet.

• Another threat to Captain Cold. This time, Blaze the hero has developed his fire power to generate a sword of light. I hope he can't warm Captain Cold's cold away.

• What does a regular dragon-like creature even dream?

• You sure are famous, Ninian. I also don't know you're a great author as well.

• Tahu starts to reconsider his life.

• Pathetic. The strong fire magician unexpectedly finds herself incapacitated by an evil tie. She can't even save herself. And yet, she's asking some burning trash to free her. Heh, that Dumpster Fire is already set to be murderous, so it just waits for Chandra to die.

• Karna sings Machinegun Kiss from Yakuza.

• This is fine for the dog.

• Eliwood becomes a sailor.

• Weiss creates a huge being with her Semblance to help her restrain Lapras. However, Fred manages to free the Pokémon, but not before breaking one of his legs as usual. Looks like she's still worthless against Captain Cold, and so does Lapras.

• Is it Hawaiian, English or some fictional language of your species, Kopaka?

• Froslass and Slushy are slowly transforming into a Dyad in the Force. But they are still under Captain Cold.

• Avdol rides to Heaven using the packing for the Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. Worry not, Avdol's not dead yet, but Captain Cold certainly wishes he is.

Day 3◊ (Backup)

• Eula channels her inner cryo Vision to build a snow golem. This is still nothing.

• She's a ruthless villain after all. But she's not as good as Captain Cold.

• Artemis posts the most embarrassing moment Avdol ever suffered out of context. That's petty and amazing.

• (FNAF spoiler) I wonder what even is William Afton's favorite food in life. Anyway, Springtrap partially turns Jack Frost into his favorite food. Now Jack Frost has an awkward head. At least he's less effective now.

• What's this Gangsta Paradise parody? And I thought only Delilah has that bad breath.

• Karna becomes edgier. But Captain Cold is still more evil.

• So Magician uses his speed to remove the burning trash inside the Dumpster? This will benefit Captain Cold.

• Poor Lilina, hehe.

• Slushy has been causing chaos as an experiment and so he's now locked up. However, he tries to escape with a fire-associated weapon, which backfires badly. It must have been painful even if Slushy's blind. But hey, a threat to Captain Cold is eliminated.

• Speaking of eye scream, Illya pretends to be blind for a sinister purpose. But Captain Cold will protect his secrets.

• In the dawn of day, at the scene of dead bees, like a spitting flame, Firefly is having fun! Captain Cold must keep an eye on him.

• Urgh, what an unpleasant distraction. But worry not, Captain Cold's here to fix it, by giving the dragon a taste of its own medicine. The predator becomes the prey, folks.

• I hope the gift can't fix his legs.

• You are too cowardly for a predator, Agnaktor. And do you even care for a dead member of your subspecies?

• Amazing. Froslass uses the Force to overpower the World, rips out his damn tongue, and burns him in a petroleum-filled tire. Hah, what an ironic death for the ice mutant. And yet another threat gone.

• I like this stupidity after what he did to his nominator.

• Heh, Roy is more alike with Captain Cold than I assumed. And I see Splodyhead is just as intolerant to pain as Springtrap.

• You can never expect what people can use as weapons, rich girl. You should have learned of this from your time studying in Beacon Academy.

Fallen Tributes◊ (Backup): Chandra, Slushy, Glacial Agnaktor and the World

Remaining Tributes: 31 (19 fire tributes, 11 ice tributes and one non-theme)

Dayum, Captain Cold.

Delilah doesn't like murdergames, very fitting.

Yeowch, wonder how painful Slushy's death was to Froslass as she can feel it through the Force...

Part 4

Battle Theme:

Touhou 9: Phantasnagoria of Flower Views - Adventure of the Lovestruck Tomboy

Night 3◊ (Backup)

• Splodyhead adopts another pet like Slushy did. Sadly, a fellow Hawaiian-themed tribute finds this so confusing that he explodes. By the way, I don't know a pug is also called a loaf of bread. I thought it's just for a rabbit. But anyway, Kopaka is so pitifully weak.

• Ilya doesn't want Agnaktor to breach into the realm she's from and prey on people.

• As if the two moments of weaknesses aren't enough, Diluc has to fight a zombie. It worfs him despite Diluc's experience in fighting hilichurls and stronger enemies, and he gets an embarrassing message to boot. Good thing he's dead, as he would be a threat to Captain Cold.

• Well, Springtrap doesn't have a canon theme, so Blaze and Jalter play a random fanmade theme like Ladybug and her civilian classmates did to an akuma.

• Lilina can now recharge her spells faster. This is serious.

• Good move, Firefly, but this is a dangerous skill. I hope Eula will go insane like Joey did after encountering many Oggy clones.

• Artemis strikes with evil again, this time targeting Lapras. She gets outclassed again, and Lapras is not as merciful as Splodyhead as the Pokémon strangles Artemis with nonexistent hair. Another icy threat gone.

• Heh, having his head transformed into Springtrap's favorite food really ruins his voice, is it.

• Excellent creativity. Captain Cold should take notes.

• Weiss is dumb enough to try convincing Cinder (RWBY spoiler) ,who caused the fall of Beacon Academy, to become a pacifist.

• Ninian learns a great skill for surviving danmaku battles. Captain Cold should also take notes of this.

• Will he follow Mario to the galaxy?

• This is still fine for that stupid dog.

• Again, take notes of this survival skill, Captain Cold.

• That's an amusing interaction.

• Karna learns about the lore of this thread's roleplay, making him mad. This must be taken advantage of.

• What death? If it involves extinguishing the Dumpster Fire, then that means Larvesta throws Fred into a different dumpster, then sets them on fire with its flames. Finally, Larvesta extinguishes the dumpster fire, revealing a roasted Fred. Creative.

• What theme? Anyway, villain? More rival to Captain Cold.

• And finally Captain Cold himself. This is surprising to say the least.

Day 4◊ (Backup)

• Maybe Lapras and Blaze must rescue Avdol. I was hoping that they wouldn't.

• Too bad this doesn't involve a time loop. Captain Cold would fine it advantageous.

• The food that is Jack Frost's current head is deadly acidic, enough to slay a dragon. I don't like this predator anyway.

• Weiss orders Ninian to create the Tasouken (the Len'en one), but she makes it weak. Good riddance.

• Unfortunately, Delilah somehow survive thanks to her Pokémons, who can keep up with Magician's speed and whatever is Tahu's special skill.

• Is it something from the nation of Inazuma? Either way, it looks like Firefly's fans have impacted her badly.

• Does Firefly even have family and friends? But anyway, this is a great payback.

• Karna donates a part of his voice box after Eliwood broke his, causing the latter's laugh to sound like the former's.

• Of course, the Dumpster Fire throws it into the trash, making the fire even hotter.

• Splodyhead's sense of humor is as sick as the Joker's, maybe enough to deflect a rocket. Even Springtrap finds it unbearable.

• RWBY training? When did hunter/huntress training include seeking for numbers, like those strategies for Contingency Contract. This will be good for Captain Cold.

• That's the third time this update that two tributes from roughly the same source material interact with each other. This time, Jalter acts to Illya as Roy did to Eliwood. However, Illya has a surprising power. This is interesting.

• This is fine. The dog puts an end to Larvesta by killing it like what happened to a character from Fire Emblem: The Blazing Blade... I don't like that bug anyway.

• The AI is that of Mindy.

Fallen Tributes◊ (Backup): Kopaka, Diluc, Artemis, Fred, Agnaktor and Larvesta

Remaining Tributes: 25 (16 fire tributes, and 9 ice tributes)

Two infamous death reenactments in one round?

Was that advice about clenching your butt too sick for Springtrap?

Oh hey, my first tribute interaction(I think). Cool.

Part 5

Battle Theme:

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Eyes of Heaven - Muhammad Avdol Battle Theme

Night 4◊ (Backup)

• Heh, so much for wanting to convince Cinder to be a hippie, Weiss. It's also good that she's hurting Firefly.

• That must have been a boring or exhausting tour.

• Tahu and thus Bionicle, and by extension LEGO, is now sponsored by Nintendo.

• Captain Cold forgets to inspect and freeze the landmines Illya planted, so he's blown up to pieces. Finally, I can commentate freely without him holding me at gunpoint.

• I'm surprised they both care for Avdol. Speaking of, Avdol's Stand must have been suffering from a power incontinence with a new ability.

• Ninian also tries to befriend Cinder. This is fine.

• Karna sings We Don't Talk Anymore by Shawn Mendes ft. Selena Gomez. Anyway, is he now a good singer following the voice box transplant?

• Roy makes a cursed doll of Lilina.

• Next up, Eliwood simply logs everything that has happened to him so far.

• Magician learns a new tech skill, a bit like a certain Ciardha with her Power Glove.

• Two gacha characters and a Pokémon sing that memetic song.

• Artemis' death sure made an impact on Blaze.

Day 5◊ (Backup)

• Does it include a potato?

• What an anticlimax! Magician has a surprising moment of altruism, which is materialized in the form of his suicide just to let others have a chance at winning.

• After his dancing stunt, Blaze progresses to building a deep lake of waste, which then overflows and floods the Arena. Yuck, disgusting!

• The Dumpster Fire also makes an alignment chart of all food which has been thrown into the trash.

• The is now able to navigate the disgusting flooded area of the Arena without drowning. This is fine.

• Karna is being edgy again.

• So the Fire Piranha Plant also has a sibling?

• Another anticlimax! Firefly has a more boring death than Captain Cold. You can curb your enthusiasm, folks!

• Eliwood waves at a rock shaped like the deformed head of a certain Angelo Katagiri. It may or may not be alive.

• Jack Frost is devoured by a cannibalistic monster. I wonder how his head taste like, and if the Skinwalker enjoys the cold sensation?

• And the funeral's been rapidly set up. But Froslass disrespects Jack Frost.

• Ah yes, the floor is made out of floor.

• Delilah's impression of Ninian is so vulgar that Tahu and Eula are disgusted.

• So does Lapras.

• Even a servant needs to stay healthy.

• Cool! This must have been another awesome bizarre adventure.

• The cursed doll is apparently so cursed that Roy is inexplicably poisoned and dies.

• Is this a good college compared to the Squidward Community College?

• Lilina quickly learns a new piece of tech and uses it to live her ideal life.

Fallen Tributes◊ (Backup): Captain Cold, Magician, Firefly, Jack Frost and Roy

Remaining Tributes: 20 (14 fire tributes and 6 ice tributes)

Part 6

Battle Theme:

Fire Emblem: The Blazing Blade - Reminiscence

Night 5◊ (Backup)

• Mamma mia! What a shocking betrayal! Eliwood suddenly turns against Ninian in the worst way by performing a ninja kill against her. He even removes all evidence of the murder, including the body and the records.

• Looks like Weiss' effort does work after all.

• A bit like the original source material where this moment comes from, in which a talking dog said this to a human.

• What a bizarre adventure!

• Avdol wants to become even buffer than he usually is, despite already being ripped as a Jojo man.

• Delilah suffers from a breakdown like Pink Floyd did.

• What clothing, Jalter?

• Weiss just wants to let her teammates know that she's safe.

• What is it? This is interesting.

• Splodyhead and Eula meet again, this time in Eula's Chocolate Factory. Splodyhead behaves well enough to get an Eula Bar. Willy Wonka and Splodyhead's friends back home would be proud.

• Five tributes somehow manage to discover that Ninian is actually dead.

Day 6◊ (Backup)

• Eula is angry at Eliwood for killing Ninian, but she's still exhausted from giving a tour yesterday.

• Tahu sings that memetic like from Pompeii by Bastille as a picture of Hawaii or whatever planet where Splodyhead was made fades away.

• But Springtrap is already an undead.

• What kill, Jalter?

• Weiss fails to catch her intended target, Blaze, who Weiss is trying to capture because of the whole flood. It's also ironical that Cinder is one of the three unwitting victims. But this is fine.

• The Dumpster Fire continues its rampage by vaporizing Lapras. But what eyes? And is it gonna cost the Dumpster much when it doesn't have eyes in the first place?

• Karna is afraid of Fire Piranha Plant.

• I imagine Avdol would take the clean side, while Delilah would be the dirty side.

Fallen Tributes◊ (Backup): Ninian and Lapras

Remaining Tributes: 18 (14 fire tributes and 4 ice tributes)

Also, I forgot to put it earlier, but here's the kill tally (killer and kill count spoilers won't be used inside the folder):

Oh no, both of my tributes have died anticlimactically in the same update and didn't even rack up most kills. Who could've seen this coming?

Jalter's camp got haunted by Getaway's ghost from S24. Talk about Best Served Cold.

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Sep 19th 2021 at 11:19:17 PM

...Delilah, are you okay?

Man, Ninian died by Eliwood's hand.... exactly what happened in The Blazing Blade. I doubt Nergal's ever going to let Eliwood live that down if he ever hears word of this.