Welcome to the Hunger Games Simulation reboot!
Please read the updated rules post here
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Also, the host reservation list is here
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ANNOUNCEMENT: Event cut
Old rules snipped; please read the updated rules post
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And that should be that. Here's a save
of the simulation, just so you know what to expect.
Now's start the nominations for the first season of the reboot!
Team Powerful
Reserve: Team Public Service
Edited by wingedcatgirl on May 5th 2025 at 4:10:01 AM
It's time to take flight, as the Winged season begins!
- REAPING
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- BLOODBATH
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- As the horn sounded, several tributes took some supplies or attempted to flee. That would have been the case for Sephiroth if it wasn't for (???)'s interference. To everyone's shock, she tried to eat Sephiroth out of all people. As soon as she bit him, the former SOLDIER furiously attempted to kill her, only for (???) to flee while screaming that Sephiroth tasted good.
- The first big fight of this season happened as the Ultimate Chimera forced the Starwalker Bird to fight (and then devour) Icarus and Taki. Luckily, both managed to kill the creatures with Icarus and Taki shooting several bullets in the monsters' heads before they could get too close.
- The Flying Pig, thinking he was tough, replaced his busted teeth with a litteral beartrap to become even more menacing. That didn't seem to work as everyone else ignored it. Meanwhile Daffy ran away with his own podium, as the goofy duck mistook it (willingly or not) for an actual person.
- As soon as Volga arrived, the Gamemakers realized how OP he would be against all of the other tributes. The warrior was then nerfed by them. While this was happening, Falco, deeming the Flying Fish as useless to him, attempted to shoot it. The fish saved its life by giving to the pilot all of its supplies.
- It turns out the Kiwi was somehow the Banana Fairy's master. The bird threatened her to not fail it if she didn't want to suffer a gruesome death. Meanwhile, Double Trouble was desperately trying to attack anything that they could see while Hangedman somehow won against Lucemon as they fought over a mace.
- While Revali confidently stepped out of a bus and into the arena, he calmly watched as King Candy hit Sonia in the head to steal her supplies, before escaping. Not far away, Lilithmon and Donald Duck were fighting over a bag. Just like her fellow Digimon, Lilithmon failed miserably and had no choice but to retreat. Finally, notable events include Goliath yelling that he has finally returned to the Hunger Games, and Mothra cooperating with every single legendary and mythical Pokémons to get as many supplies as possible. Given their sheer numbers, it was very successful.
- DAY 1
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- Lucemon crossed paths with the Shoebill as it was busy hunting. Surprised to see how it was a doctor, Lucemon smirked to himself when the Shoebill revealed to him that it was also able to kill. Perhaps it may be useful.
- The Flying Fish invited Blue, wanting him to hear a speech it made. It's unknown what it wanted to say, but Blu got out of the fish's camp with a huge headache and a bleeding nose, unable to understand what the Flying Fish said.
- Chthonius gazed in confusion as the Chicken Nuggets approached him and asked him if he was able to lift. The wyrm said yes and flew away, clearly not wanting to waste time with sentient food.
- Perhaps to avenge the fallen Starwalker Bird, 3 other birds teamed up to raid Taki's camp, hoping to kill the latter. Unfortunately for them, each was killed by the various traps Taki left. The Hummingbird got crushed by a stone, Jewel was frozen and Torchic ended up drowning.
- Surprisingly, not too long after this event, Falco went to the cemetery to visit the 3 fallen tributes' graves. Hearing someone approaching, he hid and, through a window, observed as Lilithmon passed by to rob the cemetery, much to Falco's disgust.
- The Banana Fairy made the stupid mistake to go on an elevator already crowded with every Mythical Pokémon. Somehow, they found themselves unable to use their powers and got hilariously stock. Fortunately, Bonechill saw them and decided to rescue them all, especially because the Mythical Pokémon could be of use to him.
- Wanda spent her day writing a book so that she could make herself some money. Unfortunately, her book sold poorly because of a stupid printing error. One of the few tributes who bought it, Draco, used that to his advantage. As Falcon approached her to stab her, Draco threw Wanda's book at his face. Curious, Falcon read the book, allowing Draco to run away.
- While Fiendian Reptiloid managed to get popular enough to gain a sponsor, in the distance, Daffy looked in horror as nematodes devoured the camp he just built. Luckily for him, his hard work did not go to waste as he found a "Camp in a Can" product. The magical object restored his camp, much to Daffy's delight.
- Sonia became very close with the nature around her... Or she was already becoming crazy. The last time she was seen, she was talking with a deer about strange philosophical nonsenses after she had an accident with her car.
- It seemed that Volga's nerf wasn't enough to stop the dragon warrior. After eating a green watermelon, he challenged the Kiwi to a fight. The bird attempted to flee instead, but Volga, outraged by its cowardice, spitted the seeds out at the Kiwi, piercing its body with them and killing it.
- Not bothered by what was happening around him, Vergil bought some brain training games to improve his own IQ.
- Visibly motivated by his victory over Lilithmon, Donald sought to kill the first tribute that he would find. When the Flying Pig attempted to scare him with its new teeth, hoping to scare him away so that it could steal his camp, Donald took a nearby thermal drill and plunged it into the pig's mouth instead, tearing it into pieces.
- Inspired by Volga's impressive kill, Goliath also ate a watermelon, red this time. When Hope accepted his challenge, he briefly fought with her before spitting fire at Hope, reducing her into ashes.
- Ultimate Galaxy Cosmo spent his time repairing buildings and objects across the Arena. For example, he would shout "FLEX TAPE!" when repairing a water tanker.
- Vulture managed to gain Sephiroth's trust as the latter offered him some meal. "Shall I give you this pear?" Jenova's son asked Vulture before also showing him a blue watermelon and it's potential use as a weapon. After all, Volga and Goliath respectfully used a green and red one for their kills, so why not Vulture?
- While Z-ARC was granted by the Gamemakers the rather useless power to literally raise poultry, a ghost trapped inside a TV attempted to devour (???). However, she forced it to retreat to the TV using a Minigun.
- As confident as he was, Revali was shocked to see Cthulhu approaching him. The eldritch god told the Rito that Cosmo shouldn't be trusted and that he wasn't a "who?" but a "what?". "Are you sure it's not the other way around? Because I am pretty sure it is." Revali sarcastically asked. Furious, Cthulhu walked away, promising to Revali that he would regret this.
- After learning mani-pedi, Hangedman offered his services to Mothra, out of all people. The giant insect accepted the offer, allowing Hangedman to massage her big legs.
- Wanting to piss, Aviana entered one of the few port-a-potty in the arena. Unfortunately, it was already occupied by King Candy who furiously shrieked at her to get out. Aviana stared at him, a look of disgust on her face before slamming the door, flying to find another place to satisfy her needs.
- Icarus wanted to befriend Double Trouble and met with her. But as he was telling his tragic backstory to them, Double Trouble got bored, thinking Icarus was worthless. They ran away from him before he could continue to annoy them.
- Happy Egg looked at the nominator's school list and thought that going to a cooking school would be a good idea, despite being an egg itself. But it was a trap set by the infamous nominator Scipion who attempted to kill it. Fortunately, Happy Egg somehow got out of the school, albeit it had scars here and there.
- Finally, while Nico Plush used Milo's blood for an experiment to create power-erasing bullets, giving the power of some tributes, every legendary Pokemon were dancing their way down some stairs. Or at least they attempted to.
FALLEN TRIBUTES
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40 tributes remains
AND I'VE STILL BLOCKED OFF MY BALL!! FUCK!!Man, I don't think I've seen a first update where both my noms already have at least one KO apiece (let alone six total, with, of course, the one who is supposed to be a Kindhearted Simpleton having the most between the two 😅).
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"Hey, least I didn't lose all my artistic talent when I crash landed in the arena here."- NIGHT 1
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- For some reason, instead of sleeping, Sonia challenged herself to climb a big steel structure with only using a rope. It's unknown if that has anything to do with her "conversation" with the deer earlier.
- Despite sleeping together for the night, Taki and Nico Plush started to fight over Blu, with the former thinking he was lame and the latter arguing against it. It lasted the entire night.
- Aviana waited until the sun disappeared to make her move. Since Lucemon was incredibly powerful, he had to die. Aviana sneaked behind the unsuspecting Digimon as he was sleeping before casting a magic spell, destroying his body. However, Lucemon's spirit survived the destruction of his body and he secretly swore revenge on Aviana before escaping, planning his return.
- Giving his reputation as the Rito's champion, Revali was offered a lodge for his species as a gift by President Snow. After that was done, the president visited Milo and gave him a medal, qualifying him as an inhabitant of Panem after the latter recognized the Panemian flag.
- While King Candy trained himself and used a red coil to run faster, reminding him of his past game, Mothra chose to sleep on the border of a giant glass of water, just in case she wanted to drink during her sleep.
- Goliath and Falco got surprisingly rather well together. They were close enough to confide to each other their backstory while silently cry over the deaths of their friends.
- While Hangedman was trying to spy on the other tributes, he noticed (???) setting up camp in an abandoned cemetery that was rumored to be haunted. Creeped out by the place, Hangedman chose to call this place "Translate Server Error" before moving on.
- Just like with Chthonius before, the Nuggets challenged Lilithmon to a fight. Instead of ignoring them, Lilithmon easily defeated them with one single attack and sadistically choked them on the wall, mocking them. Lilithmon still let the Nuggets go, thinking that they couldn't do anything against her.
- Every Mythical Pokemon soon met with Cthulhu and Sephiroth, two other beings with godlike powers. It's unknown what exactly was the oath the Pokémons and the eldritch god swore to each other, but Sephiroth approved it, casting the Unbreakable Vow on them.
- While Wanda was watching a season of Big Brother for her own amusement, Fiendian Reptiloid befriended Bonechill. He bid to the strange demon as Bonechill left Fiendian Reptiloid's lair to find some lost artifact.
- Speaking of artifacts, Ultima Galaxy Cosmo just found one after discovering a chest in a lost church. Alas, that weapon was a false one and Ultima threw it away in frustration.
- Daffy's temper got the best of him. While trying to use a pyromancy flame so that he wouldn't get cold, he accidentally set himself on fire, becoming literally a cooked duck for a second before turning into ashes.
- Seeking another friend after his earlier failure, Icarus gave Cosmo a gift by mail. It's unknown what the gift was, but Cosmo destroyed the gift, hating it, and didn't bother replying to Icarus.
- Fearing that every legendary Pokemon might be too powerful for him alone, Vulture spent the night trying to search for something that would beat them. After finding some ancient cursed book, he gathered the unsuspecting deities and allowed them to look at the book's content. It somehow worked at every single one of the Pokémon's heads instantly exploded due to the cursed knowledge inside.
- Shoebill attacked Banana Fairy to claim her supplies. As they were fighting, they saw Happy Egg approaching them. The egg passed out in front of the duo, still having his wounds from Scipion. Concerned by its safety, Banana Fairy and Shoebill stopped to fight and took care of the egg, healing it.
- After his failed murder attempt, Falcon chose his new target. After catching the Flying Fish, he sadistically toyed with it, injuring and healing it again and again until he got bored. Seeing it as nothing against him, he spared the fish.
- After being invited by Donald to eat with him, Vergil proposed himself to cook for them. Donald was horrified to see his pet snails cooked by Vergil, who ignored the fact that Donald had snails as pets. Livid, Donald knocked Vergil out with a baseball bat before trapping him inside a ship and sending him into the unknown, far away from the duck's camp.
- Feeling sick, Double Trouble started to drink alcohol to disinfect their throat. It worked, but they got extremely drunk as a result. Meanwhile, Z-ARC was temporarily banned from the arena after some Peacekeepers discovered he was planning to destroy Panem. It turns out that was a mistake and he was sent back to the arena, the next morning. As for Volga, he received a knife and a mysterious message from the sponsor gang. Volga threw the paper away, not bothering to understand the message, and took the knife with him.
- After hours of training, Draco challenged Chthonius to a fight. The wyrm accepted, thinking it would be easy. Unfortunately for him, Draco kept dodging his attacks while piledriving him again and again. Eventually, he couldn't take it anymore and with a roar, Chthonius exploded under the gaze of a satisfied Draco.
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- To gain more powers, Lilithmon attempted to enter a nominator's school, hoping that she could manipulate one of them. Unfortunately, she was quickly kicked out because of her rude behavior.
- Once alone, Banana Fairy composed a song after her current experiences in the Hunger Games. Giving how early it was, she decided that she would finish it once the season will be over if she was victorious. She didn't know that Shoebill was spying on her, trying to attack her again. It failed once again as the bird turned into a red panda and danced away, excited by the song.
- While Nico Plush was trying to befriend Falco, he guessed that he was from Fiendian Reptiloid's universe. Disgusted by Nico Plush's choice and furious that he was not well-known, Falco violently slapped him before bragging about who he was for several minutes.
- Still exhausted by her battle to the death with Chthonius Draco thought it felt nice to have near-death experiences like that. Meanwhile, Vulture became obsessed with giant hats, thinking they could help him survive longer while Volga started to learn violin to calm himself down.
- Hunting, Falcon witnessed Sonia eating on a dunk tank. Wanting to return to his camp without her noticing, Falcon threw a rock at the target, causing Sonia to fall into the water. As Sonia angrily swore at him, Falcon ignored her and ran away to his camp's safety.
- Blu, during the previous night, have witnessed Double Trouble becoming drunk. Fearing that they may come for him since their respective camps were quite close, Blu searched for a magical bell, hoping that it would help him defeat them. He finally found a bell, but that was the wrong one. Instead of weakening Double Trouble, it summoned a demon who almost ate a terrified Blu who flew away as fast as he could.
- Wanda watched what some of the other tributes were doing last night and was shocked to see Donald's behavior for the death of his snails. Wanting to teach him a lesson, she used her wand to call... Uh? Me? You want me to erase Donald myself? Okay, wait for just a second that I get into my ASAS!self... There, it's done! Duck goes boom!! EYAHAHAHAAA!!Anyway... back to hosting.
- Mothra was impressed by Taki having killed so many tributes so far and sought an alliance with him to overthrow Snow as Mothra thought he was a bad ruler. But soon after, Mothra threw away, horrified by the disturbing plan Taki suggested. Beneath his kind behavior, Taki seemed to be a psychopath, as he wanted to kill Snow as a baby.
- Since he was the best (at least in his vision) with a bow, Revali wished to train himself with an actual gun. But as he prepared for his training, Aviana flew towards him and restrained him on the ground with her talon. "There is a time and place for everything, champion! But not now..." she sternly said before flying away. Revali stared at the gun, confused before taking her advice.
- Milo heard about some villainous tributes being around. For some reason, King Candy was deemed the worst by him. The death riper spied on the King and waited until he was showering before taking a scythe and stabbed him again and again with it until his target stopped screaming and moving.
- Having a weird dream, Cosmo wrote in his journal about how he would not believe his eyes if 10 million fireflies were to lit up the world when he would fall asleep. Meanwhile, Icarus's search for a friend finally paid off as Goliath accepted his friendship. But Icarus wasn't fully trusting the gargoyle because of his appearance and wanted to be sure that Goliath won't kill him.
- As strange as it sounds, the Chicken Nuggets somehow tasted different after Litlithmon attacked them. Meanwhile, Z-ARC was chosen to dub Ultima Galaxy Cosmo in a fandub of his source material, since both had wings. As for Bonechill, he pondered about some evil plans he could do while making some hedgehog stew.
- After being rescued by Cthulhu, Vergil asked the god if he knew how many colors of the alphabet does it take to taste math. Being an Old One, Chtulhu knew the answer with ease. Meanwhile, Flying Fish witnessed an argument between (???) and Hangedman. Thinking the latter was hating the former, the fish created an ad to support Hangedman's "hatred" towards (???).
- While trying to regain a physical body, Lucemon thought that perhaps he would need money to do that. Giving how Happy Egg was quite popular, he manipulated a movie director to create a high-budget movie about the egg so that he would become rich. Finally, Sephiroth and the Mythical Pokemon met again. Somehow becoming friends with him, the mythical Pokemons cheered with him over the deaths of their enemies.
FALLEN TRIBUTES
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35 tributes remains
AND I'VE STILL BLOCKED OFF MY BALL!! FUCK!!I can only imagine Banana Fairy singing her song in a certain tune
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Well then, that's 59
Legends that Vulture killed (not counting alternate forms such as either Urshifu form or the Galarian Legendary Birds). And poor Blu, he just had to have a close encounter with the one who killed his wife...
Also Lilithmon got nearly killed for failing "Cooking School".
Fixed.
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Still waiting for someone to break him free...- NIGHT 2
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- Z-ARC decided it would be wise to have a minion for him. To this end, he secretly invaded Goliath's lair and successfully gaslighted him with creepy puppets. Meanwhile, the Mythical Pokemon and Sephiroth were still talking to each other. When their nominators were mentioned, the Pokemon wished for Sephiroth's nominator to host the next season.
- Another port-a-potty incident happened. This time, it was the Happy Egg who walked in on Milo. Fortunately, Milo had just finished so it was nothing too bad.
- This night, tributes watching the sky could see many shooting stars falling. Cosmo got to the top of a mountain to see them clearer than the rest of the tributes. That was a mistake as one of the shooting stars suddenly crashed right on Cosmo, crushing him flat.
- Wanda too, was watching the shooting star when she heard about her husband's death. Furious and refusing to believe it was an accident she swore "revenge" at one of the evilest tributes there were, Lucemon. As she saw a resurrected Lucemon and his allies fight against his killer, Aviana and her allied, she wasted no time and used her magic wand to cover them into extremely hot cheese, preventing them all from escaping and boiling them alive.
- While Fiendian Reptiloid spent the night improving his lair, Cthulhu, visibly concerned by all of the deaths around him, started to become paranoid, refusing to believe even in himself.
- It turns out Falcon's ruthless behavior managed to serve him well, managing to create a cult. Hearing that (???) also had her own cult, he decided to attack her, creating yet another war of cult.
- As they were discussing the shooting stars, Taki asked Double Trouble to fly him to the Moon. Confused, they asked if he meant it literally, or if he was referencing something. Taki chuckled at this. Meanwhile, things did not go as well for Lilithmon and Draco. The Digimon hated Draco for following her while she was at peace and called her out for being a casual before teleporting away.
- Volga sought to use the shooting stars as a distraction to eliminate Hangedman. After ambushing the latter, Volga turned his SOUL green. F Ortunately, Hangedman had a shield with him, just in case, and defended himself from the warrior's attack. Seeing it was pointless to attack more, Volga quickly retreated.
- The nuggets hardly cared about the shooting stats and worked on a new invention of theirs, a barrel that could go inside another barrel. As for Falco, he was the only one who somehow hated shooting stars. Needless to say, he spent a really bad night.
- As it was peacefully watching the sky, the Shoebill got annoyed as the Flying Fish appeared in front of it, boasting that it ate its own grandma. "Well, you know what?" the Shoebill said, "I could eat you right now, and believe me, it will take for me only minutes to digest you." That was enough for the Shoebill to have peace once more as a horrified Flying Fish flew away for its life.
- Almost like Cosmo, Vulture got crushed by a shooting star. Or he would be if he didn't dodge at the last moment. Surprisingly, he enjoyed this near-death experience.
- Finally, while Blu was writing good fanfic, although his summary of the story was absolute garbage, Vergil convinced 5 other tributes, including the likes of Revalir or Sonia to watch the shooting stars with him before playing some games What's the Time, Mr. Wolf?, despite the eventual tension between them all.
- DAY 3
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- Milo was talking with Blu about the dangerous tributes that were around. Suddenly he felt the presence of Draco, who vanquished a powerful tribute before and shout "Oh shit, it's Draco Puyo Puyo!!" while pointing at Blu. Blu stared at Milo, confused before the actual Draco popped up behind them, scaring them both.
- While Revali started to train again to improve his skills, he got once again, to his annoyance, interrupted by (???) who told him "Do or do not. There is no try." "Will you stop with the cryptic nonsense already?" Revali angrily replied.
- Having heard Vulture being responsible for the death of the Legendary Pokémons, Lilithmon sought to challenge him to claim his power. After getting into his new personal tower and climbing to the top of the dungeon, she found Vulture and attempted to challenge him, only to find said Vulture eating his lunch. "Sorry lady, but I'm busy right now." he said, mouth full. Surprisingly, Lilithmon bowed and politely apologized, saying she will come back another time before teleporting away.
- Having secretly collected a star from the previous night, Taki gave it to Ultima as a way to reward him for surviving this far. Meanwhile, the nuggets' experiments got wrong as they got caught by gamma radiation. They became... Extremely muscled and strong, much to the other tributes' shock and/or disgust.
- Happy Egg was sick of being treated nicely and wanted to make a name for himself. After choosing his target, one of the most famous tributes for the season, he sneaked inside Sephiroth's lair as he was resting. In one fell swoop, the egg snapped Sephiroth's neck, killing the villain instantly.
- Double Trouble didn't feel well today and stayed inside, tired and bored. Suddenly, Falco, out of all people, broke into their camp and arrested them, ordering them to smile if they didn't want to be arrested. Double Trouble reluctantly did as they were told so that they would be left alone.
- While Wanda was... walking to me again what do you want? No! Fuc-I'm not doing that! Please Wanda just leave me doing my fucking job already! NO I'M NOT GOING TO MURDER EVERY SINGLE TRIBUTE JUST BECAUSE YOUR HUSBAND IS DEAD!! GET OUT!!! Ahem! Anyway...
- Visibly angered by Sephiroth's demise, the Mythical Pokémon used their combined power to poison the water holes in the arena. Cthulhu, Goliath, and Sonia were on a raft when they saw the Pokémon doing this. Fearing they might do the same with lakes, they escaped, fearing that they would also summon Lychee Trees. Perhaps they were allergic to said trees?
- Vergil and Falcon agreed to work together for the day and patrolled the arena's sky with helicopters. To their surprise, they saw something dropping into the arena below. They both facepalmed when it was... a giant slice of watermelon. As if these fruits haven't caused enough trouble already.
- Nico Plush heard of Sephiroth's death and feared it wasn't enough to kill him completely, giving his "alien" origins. To make sure he won't come back, the plush put his casket in a rocket before launching it into space, bypassing the forcefield and never to return.
- While Hangedman started a new GPS brand to have more money, Volga found a powerful, yet cursed weapon that infected him with a virus, damaging his brain cells.
- Finally Fiendian Reptiloid, seeking an alliance with the Shoebill introduced himself for a minute. Annoyed and hating this waste of time, Shoebill punched him in the groin. It turns out that the Flying Fish was a fan of Reptiloid and it popped up to chase the Shoebill who, unlike before, started to fear the fish. As for Z-ARC, he captured the Banana Fairy and messed with her by forcing her to never walk left if she wanted to live, using a living bomb implanted inside her.
FALLEN TRIBUTES
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28 tributes remains
AND I'VE STILL BLOCKED OFF MY BALL!! FUCK!!- NIGHT 3
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- Before Draco scared them away, Milo gave Blu a strange relic that would allow him to become powerful. Needless to say, Blu was less than pleased when he realized that Milo deceived him and that this artifact was just a normal barnacle.
- While cooking, (???) tried to pull out a legendary golden spatula. Unfortunately, she was deemed unworthy and couldn't get it out. Meanwhile, Revali's training got interrupted for the third time by the hulking Nuggets, who humiliated the Rito by comfarting here, much to his disgust.
- Vulture was lucky. He finally managed to find a way of transforming into a new, superior form. However, things did not go that well for Hangedman. He became so paranoid he started to breathe into a paper bag for luck.
- After it's victory over the Shoebill, the Flying Fish successfully awakened a small army of dragon scouts. Seeing Sonia as a potential threat, it sends its new troops to destroy her camp along with her. Fortunately for Sonia, she wasn't inside her camp when they arrived.
- While Nico Plush became somewhat depressive because of the recent events and put a "No Fun Allowed" sign just at the entrance of his camp. Seeing this as well as some events, the Banana Fairy angrily said "Oh my God! Who the hell cares?"
- Cthulhu's paranoia evolved into complete madness. Ironic for an eldritch god. Trying to get away from "himself", he launched himself at the Forcefield which instantly fried him to death. Upon seeing Cthulhu's corpse, the Shoebill, being snarky as usual, made a sarcastic comment about it.
- While spying on Fiendian Reptiloid, Taki noticed that he was holding a flower and that he was plucking its petals off. He widened his eyes in disgust when he learns that Fiendian Reptiloid was wondering if he loved him. Furious, Taki burst from the window and savagely beat Fiendian Reptiloid to death.
- Since Wanda's husband was dead, the Mythical Pokémon created a fanfic involving her and Vergil so that he could replace Cosmo. To promote their fic, they forced Falcon and Goliath to listen to it, if they wanted to live.
- Double Trouble's tired state evolved into an alarming sickness, threatening their life. Luckily, Snow took pity on them at the last moment and ordered his Peacekeepers to give Double Trouble a potion that would heal him completely.
- Z-ARC wasn't very happy with the Happy Egg going berserk. Luckily for him, he stumbled upon a guide describing how to properly kill Happy Egg. Z-ARC successfully ambushed the egg before crushing him to death with said magical book.
- When some Peacekeepers learned about a crime Ultima Galaxy Cosmo committed in the past, they forced him to become the CEO of a company to atone for it. Being a cat (sort of), Ultima started to produce cat robots. Surprisingly, Falco fell in love with said robots and started to request crowdfunding from the other tributes to buy them as much as possible.
- Despite being silly, Volga managed to encounter Lilithmon and challenged her to a duel. Unfortunately for him, the cursed weapon he had turned back to normal. Regaining his intelligence, Volga realized that his normal weapon was no match for Lilithmon and had no choice but to retreat, much to his anger and Lilithmon's amusement. Lastly, Draco had the stupid idea of sleeping undersea. She immediately got out of the water after hearing a piece of certain frantic music.
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- For reasons that no one wished to know, the Nuggets started to ask other tributes to bring pictures of anime catgirls. Unfortunately, they labeled a werewolf cat girl instead, disgusting even more than the other tributes. While this was happening, Taki found and went to the Shitpost Village, probably trying to memeing the Nuggets for what they just did.
- While riding a train, Blu was surprised to see the Flying Fish approaching him. Having visibly calmed down, the fish started to talk with Blu about some philosophical subjects.
- After his recent failure, Volga challenged yet another tribute to battle with him. Hangedman, despite his paranoia, accepted the challenge. Before the battle, he heated a knife to 1,000 degrees and brought it with him. Ironically, it turns out the heat was Volga's weakness as when Hangedman sliced him with said overheated knife, Volga turned into red smoke, dying for good.
- Perhaps changing form wasn't a good idea after all. Soon after he transformed, Vulture passed out, unable to handle his newfound power. Z-ARC made a sarcastic remark about it when he saw Vulture's body.
- To everyone's shock, Ultima Galaxy Cosmo became rich enough thanks to his company that he somehow manages to force every legendary Pokémon, freaking Arceus AKA God included to marry him. Meanwhile, Wanda did not seem to get better over time, as she did something so disgusting that Nico Plush stopped playing the jazz music he was usually playing when he had free time.
- When Falco heard about the Pokémons's wedding, he made a sarcastic comment about it and the shipfic they made earlier. To his annoyance, the Seinfeld theme started to play right after saying that remark. As for Goliath, he convinced Milo to train him. Milo created 20000 clones of Vergil and made them with the gargoyle. Goliath successfully defeated them all, becoming stronger in the process.
- Visibly, Falco tried to make other tributes happy again. Teaming up with the Shoebill, he delivered free chocolate to tributes. When they knocked at Lilithmon's door, the Shoebill casually said to her that it loved her. Both Falco and Lilithmon stared at the bird, absolutely shocked. Without a word, Lilithmon slammed the door before shrieking at the 2 birds to get out of her lair.
- Having enough of being interrupted during his training, Revali started to put it to use. The Rito Warrior successfully shot down the unsuspecting (???) with a single arrow before capturing her and holding her over a cliff so that she could tell him about other tributes. When she mocked him instead, saying she had wings, Revali simply quoted her "Do, or do fly then. There is no try." Revali mercilessly broke (???)'s wings before making her fall to her death.
- Although free of their sickness, Double Trouble was still as depressive as ever. They angrily claimed that they had no more emotion and that they were but an empty shell.
- Soon after that, every tribute heard that a big battle was going on between Draco and Sonia. Everyone gathered to witness the epic battle. Everyone except the Banana Fairy, who slept instead. Both Draco and Sonia were outraged by this lack of respect and they tore the fairy apart, much to the other tributes' shock. The two fighters then went back to their respective camp without a word.
FALLEN TRIBUTES
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22 tributes remains
Edited by Scipion3 on Jan 19th 2021 at 11:31:56 AM
AND I'VE STILL BLOCKED OFF MY BALL!! FUCK!!- NIGHT 4
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- After gaining Falco's trust, the Flying Fish visited him during the night and asked him about how to improve its power. Falco mysteriously replied that there's more than one way to obtain magic powers, much to the fish's confusion.
- Having nothing else to do, for now, Z-ARC resurrected a dead forum thread for his amusement. Meanwhile, Sonia was suspicious of the nuggets ever since they mutated. To test if they were evil or not, she casually suggested that they should take on Wanda. Having heard of what she did after her husband's demise, they outright refused, proving that they were still somewhat sane.
- Giving Blu depressed's state, every remaining tribute put a temporary trust between them all. They all gathered to form a conga line behind the bird to cheer him up, which worked very nicely.
- After cheering Blu up, Draco created a Standing Up School for the tributes. Draco and her 3 other students were shocked when they saw the mythical Pokémon somehow falling before them all.
- Having heard of Volga's death, Goliath considered Hangedman as an actual threat. He challenged him to a fight and defeated him with ease. When Hangedman attempted to flee, Goliath showed his new secret powers by blasting his foe to pieces by pooping a rainbow beam at him.]]
- Having nothing else to do and still having his helicopter, Falcon used it to bungee jump for fun.
- To prove their edginess, Double Trouble sought to kill Nico Plush. After successfully infiltrating his base, Double Trouble viciously decapitated the sleeping plush... Only to find out it was actually a fake one. Before they could react, a giant caterpillar got out of the fake plush and decapitated Double Trouble before eating their remains. The actual Nico Plush watched the scene from the next room, satisfied.
- While Ultima Galaxy Cosmo became drunk because of all the alcohol he bought thanks to his money, the Shoebill, having heard that Taki went back at killing people, proposed an alliance as well as an offer about video games. Taki accepted.
- Finally Lilithmon noticed Milo spending the night alone and tried to manipulate him. First, she attempted to teach him the meaning of love. But she failed miserably as Milo slapped her and got away. After all, Lilithmon did reject the Shoebill's love earlier.
- DAY 5
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- While Revali spent the day training once again and kept breaking his own records, Z-ARC tried to get drunk as well, only for his drink to be replaced by hot sauce, for the sake of censorship.
- Furious at her failed attempt, Lilithmon sought revenge on the Shoebill, although it did nothing wrong. She deceived it by claiming she was sorry for the last time and lowered its guard. When it was close to her, Lilithmon splashed water at it. She was right to do so, as the water turned out to be the Shoebill's deadly weakness, causing it to slowly melt into a mere puddle.
- Eventually, Milo and Taki both found the courage to approach Wanda's lair. When she heard the duo commentating on her home, the fairy threw a tantrum and threatened to end their life, thinking they were mocking her. That wasn't their intention at all, but they couldn't convince her and escaped her wrath.
- While Draco formed a musical band with clones of herself, Ultima Galaxy Cosmo tried to approach the Flying Fish by guessing which source materials it's nominator like.
- ...Again a drunk event? Sigh... Well, the mythical Pokémon accidentally got Falcon drunk.
- Galvanised by Double Trouble's death, Nico Plush chose to use the same dirty tactic on Vergil. It worked, but this time, Nico Plush killed Vergil himself before cutting a jigsaw piece from his skin.
- As he was hunting, Falco got accidentally stung by a bee. To his horror, his head swelled up before floating upwards. At least, Falco actually flew by himself for a bit.
- Boosted, Blue wanted to thank the other tributes for their help to overcome his depression. As such, he agreed to help Vulture, the latter having a crush on Sonia.
- Finally, while the Nuggets found a Bunny Hood, thus becoming strong and fast, Goliath got overconfident after his kill, thinking he could solo all of the remaining tributes by himself.
FALLEN TRIBUTES
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18 tributes remains
'FEAST AND FINALE ARE NEXT'
AND I'VE STILL BLOCKED OFF MY BALL!! FUCK!!

Billy sent the save to Scipion and the latter will be starting the season shortly!
Still waiting for someone to break him free...