Hunger Games Simulation: Beyond the Possibilities

Well, nominations are now closed!

~warmaster23rat After a re-review of what happened, I, in the name of the other mods, sincerely apologize for punishing you over a genuine mistake on your end. While your original punishment of a two season ban (this season and Season 126) remains, we have decided to retract the ban extension, as it had been a rash decision. Thus, you will be allowed to nominate again starting in Season 127. Once again, we apologize for what happened, and hope for your best.

• You know what (Player1) heard about (Player2)? (Player2) likes spiders. Icky, hairy, ugly spiders! That's why (he/she1)'s not friends with (him/her2).
• (Player1) used to want (Player2) dead, but now (he/she1) only wants (him/her2) gone.
• So (Player1) back in the mine, got (his/her1) pickaxe swinging from side to side, side side to side...
• By using an insignificant item, (Player1) had a fruitful experience that cannot be understood by someone who does not use something insignificant.

• (Player1) tries (Player2)'s favorite food. (He/She1) enjoys it.

• (Player1) tries (Player2)'s favorite food. (He/She1) hates it.

Both okay to use for the Feast.

All of these events are references to YouTuber Just a Pancake's "Kingdom Hearts in a Nutshell" videos. For further explanation: in the videos, Ansem, Seeker of Darkness and Riku would often send out a sphere-like projectile that's often blocked by their opponents. Riku would actually express amazement that he actually managed to hit someone with the move, though said person ended up being Saïx who tanked the hit anyway. Ansem would eventually succeed in getting somebody to be hit by this projectile when Aqua is slammed by the ball. Riku even points out how dumb she was for getting hit by it.

• (Player1) unleashes a Mega Destruction Dark Ball of Darkness and Destruction attack at (Player2), only for it to miss.
• (Player1) unleashes a Mega Destruction Dark Ball of Darkness and Destruction attack at (Player2), only for (Player2) to block it.
• (Player1) unleashes a Mega Destruction Dark Ball of Darkness and Destruction attack at (Player2). It hits, but (Player2) tanks it.
• (Player1) unleashes a Mega Destruction Dark Ball of Darkness and Destruction attack at (Player2). It hits, and (Player3) calls (Player2) an idiot.

Edited by dave_the_assassin on Oct 27th 2020 at 6:49:51 PM

(Player1) goes skateboarding, but gets run over by (Player2) driving in a golf cart. (Fatal)

(Player1) flicks (Player2) so hard it sends (him/her2) straight into the electric barrier. (Fatal)

As (Player1) is desintegrated by (Player2) (he/she1) sings a reprise of "My Way" (inspired by this)

Caleb did well, lasting like 6 days. May he rest in peace.

I said this in the server, but I'll host.

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Oct 17th 2020 at 2:29:40 AM

(Player1) deicides to put (his/her1) source material through google translate

That event will have to be added next season; a save has been found and this season will begin shortly. Sorry that no one announced that here! Though, it is recommended that you join the Discord to be up-to-date on these things.

Mr. Sutton: Hello, and welcome back to another themed season: Reptiles! Here we celebrate the scaly creatures from all walks of life—

(His phone rings, and he answers it.)

Random fan: Why are there a lot of humans this season? I know the theme's optional, but this is a bit much!

Oh! Either some of the nominators weren't aware of the theme or decided not to follow it! But that's okay! After all, Elmo was presumably nominated in Blue Season (S115) as a joke! And besides, Diego can turn himself and other living beings he touches into dinos with his Stand while Ayame turns into a snake if he's stressed by the cold or hugged by a girl, so they still fit with the theme!

Oh okay, then! But isn't it that S130 will be the 10th Battle Royale?

We know that, that's why the Gamemakers decided to readjust the schedule so that they'll take place every 10 seasons instead starting from there! But we'll still have the Nominator Games every 50 seasons, so stay tuned for the Big 150th!

Alright, thanks for the info!

You're welcome, dear fan! (Sutton ends the call.) And now, let's see what our mostly scaly tributes are up to!

• Battle Music: Super Smash Bros. Ultimate - Vs. Ridley

• Bloodbath (alt link)
  • While the other herps grab stuff or run, Galvadon makes an important announcement: tonight... they'll dine... in HELL!
  • Flick goes bug-catching with his fellow lizzo... and one of the Token Humans.
  • Sera panics as the Lizard pummels the stuffing out of her, leaving her Impaired.
  • I smell another JoJo spinoff!
  • Agathoth immediately breaks his friendly façade and takes over Earthrealm!
  • Our Mass Murderer all the way back from Dragon Season (S10, and this season could be considered as its sequel) was so confused by the drastic rule changes since then HE DIED.
  • Salted pineapple, anyone?
  • Sumireko subdues Anguirus with her occult magic and drowns him in a Kaiju-sized tub of blood.
  • Coelasilat wrestles with his fellow Dinowrestler and also Nazar and turns Heel on them!
  • Gorosaurus charges up his Shun Goku Satsu and destroys 12F's soul, and the kanji symbol for "heaven" appears in the background as the kaiju stands over his dead body.
  • This electric blade lady's on a mission to become the Mass Murderer of the season! Can she zap those reptiles and earn the title?
  • Oh Volodar, you cunning monitor, you.
  • While the rest run away from the Cornucopia, Bolas stays put while Ixia runs towards it, but it can't handle her strength!
  • With SDRA2!Yuki's help, the Glass Dragon pilots his palanquin that the Science Center made for him and mugs yet another kaiju and an adorable snek for their Smash invites.
• Day 1 (alt link)
  • That makes me question the anti-piracy laws we have in Panem, but that's a whole 'nother ball game.
  • A villain team full of eeeevil reptiles!
  • Good thing it's not Banana Cookie!
  • Future!I.N congratulates Present!I.N for making it past the Bloodbath this time, but the latter shrugs off the kind words.
  • That boulder's too big for this Tiny Schoolboy to push.
  • Killer Croc celebrates LP's Mass Murderer Award last season by singing one of their    EDGIER    songs to Coelasilat.
  • Hammer Bro gets an achievement for nonfatally spamming his hammers at those giant reptiles, etc.
  • Ayame admits to his failure of solving Volodar's Shell Game.
  • Landia gets grounded like the fish at Goo Lagoon, but the tide is falling.
  • But will this race help Pandoria in her murderous quest?
  • Sumireko enjoys that salted pineapple.
  • Flick desires the death of Gorosaurus for overpowering 12F.
  • Welcome to the Dangan— I mean Fangan Café!
  • (in Stephen Fry's voice) Hello there, Pocoyo! ... Okay, we'll get back to you in a bit!
  • A croc roasts another croc over dead meat.
  • The Glass Dragon asks Dingodile out for a date, but Dingodile shatters him with a hook instead.
  • Is this Klaptrap Sans in crocodile form?! Geeettttttt dunked on, Ember!
  • Noko tries out the now-deceased Kalameet's game, but don't say we didn't warn ya about the difficulty!
• Deaths (alt link): Sera, Kalameet, Anguirus, Nazar, Valeonyx, 12F, Ananas, Glass Dragon, and Ember

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Oct 17th 2020 at 9:32:37 PM

Future!I.N: Congrats on making it through the Bloodbath this time! Let me help you through these games so you can survive as long as possible!

Present!I.N: ...nah, I'm good, thanks, I know what I'm doing.

Future!I.N: If you say so... don't blame me if you die tomorrow!

Who would win: an ancient dragon with the power of geomancy, or a high school Chuunibyou?

...I don't know enough about Godzilla series to make a joke about the other victim.

First of all, sorry for not nominating any reptiles. I didn't notice the theme til later on. Whoops.

Either way, thank you for reminding me of Stephen Fry's voice again because I just watched an episode of Pocoyo just earlier today-

Edited by TheGeekArtist08 on Oct 17th 2020 at 9:15:18 PM

Killer Croc singing a Linkin Park song, tho.

To be fair tributes appropriate to the theme are optional, so we just assumed that you intentionally decided not to nominate reptiles I think. Though yeah, you could check again or be more active in Discord for better communication

Edited by Billy5545 on Oct 17th 2020 at 11:30:00 PM

Hammer bro knocking over both of my tributes? Lol

Edited by Scipion3 on Oct 17th 2020 at 6:42:22 PM

Battle Music: Super Smash Bros. Ultimate - Gangplank Galleon

• Night 1 (alt link)
  • DRA!Yuki gets a new job by becoming a merchant.
  • The other Yuki, meanwhile, is forced to resign from his.
  • This is Reptile Season, Skales, not Frog Season! Also... the sun's rising already?!
  • Changbin tries out that challenge BTS took in their interview with James Corden.
  • Coming soon to streaming services: Rhedosaurus vs. Giant Enemy Crab!
  • You need to improve on your stealth, Pandy.
  • Shh... don't tell her that it's just water!
  • Ayame hammily raids Flick's bug collection.
  • But he's already a trophy in Melee, a sticker in Brawl, and a Spirit in Ultimate!
  • Heeey, Reptiloid, what do you say? We all wanna know what you learned tonight! We're all here, so come on, take it away! Step right up, and tell us what you learned tonight! We all wanna know, so tell us what you learned tonight!
  • I.N binges on cheese to try forgetting about his future self.
  • (in Stephen Fry's voice) As Pocoyo cheerfully plays with the bubbles on his side of the spring, the Hammer Bro gets up and leaves. Wait a minute... why did the bubbles just stop?
  • No Feet slithers up Agathoth's head and tells him about his ssssinister plansss.
  • Rangers recruits Reptilicus into the Ruthless Reptiles.
  • This Kaiju too OP plz nerf!
• Day 2 (alt link)
  • Okay... that binge eating didn't quite work.
  • Coelasilat wrestles with a strange carpet and pays the price for it.
  • I didn't know this Kaiju's Texan.
  • Onaga Would Hurt a Child, and he does so with a 10 Million Volt Thunderbolt!
  • Lizard turns against the new recruit and crushes him with a Kaiju-sized hydraulic press!
  • Furry Reminder that snakes can "hear" vibrations with vestiges of their "ears" inside their heads.
  • Come on, we already did that just four seasons ago!
  • (in Stephen Fry's voice) Pocoyo is such a sweet boy... but does he know what a Mary Sue is?
  • There are so many ways to die in the Mushroom Kingdom!◊
  • The Ruthless Reptiles succeed at where Galvadon and the Reptiloid failed by burying Landia closer to the tide and timing it right.
  • Now showing in streaming services: Buff Rhedosaurus vs. a dragon!
  • Ridley comes across the burial site of Landia and breaks down crying.
  • Lemon and Lime Cookies? Who sent them here?
• Deaths (alt link): SDRA2!Yuki, Coelasilat, Ixia, Reptilicus, and Landia

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Oct 18th 2020 at 9:34:50 PM

I.N really is spooped about his future self, huh...

Also I can totally see Changbin winning that game

"Gorosaurus is accused of being a Mary Sue"

LEGIT LMAOO

Killer Croc's just out here living his best life.

Reptilicus couldn't lastilicus

• Battle Music: Super Smash Bros. Ultimate - Giga Bowser

• Night 2 (alt link)
  • Isn't Rhedosaurus already a rampaging jerk?
  • That's the second reptile to be a Lethal Chef!
  • Galvadon is kidnapped for that attempted universe nomination, but Kritter eventually finds him.
  • Don't ask me, ask the fans who submitted those events to the Gamemakers!
  • Sumireko uses her magic to try retconning Ridley by killing his ancestors, who were probably Space Pirates like him. They kill her in the past instead.
  • Killer Croc believes in the OP accusations against Gorosaurus.
  • Noko's luck runs out as Onaga blows him up with his dragon breath. I.N, still stunned by his future self, comes across the scene, and he and Onaga just stare at each other awkwardly.
  • Zrogathoth isn't the OTP Yuki wanted!
  • Ayame's snake form becomes his Persona.
  • No Feet, now acquainted with the Ruthless Reptiles thanks to Agathoth, sssendsss a chain letter to one of its membersss, who then passesss it on to a potential recruit.
  • Dudes, calm down! It's just a kiddie ride!
  • Klaptrap accidentally wanders into the Lost World and gets klobbered in the Krocodile Kore.
  • Johnnyleon and Dingodile also try that flinch challenge, but they fail.
  • Pocoyo! What in the world's even going on here?! Maybe we should change your name to Grandeyo! (rimshot)
  • K-POP cover of Cabin Fever, anyone?
  • Hammer Bro borrows Lakitu's cloud.
• Day 3 (alt link)
  • Gorosaurus reaches his hand into the Database Library and steals a book from there. Thankfully no one was seriously hurt, but 6k1 has to pay for the damages. Maybe she has a magical shrinking doorbell like Power's Art School, but that kaiju didn't even bother to press it. (shot)
  • I mean, look at his face!
  • Johnny worfs Onaga for not being a fan of the Ruthless Reptiles, but Firebrand idolizes the Dragon King and revives him.
  • Despite the successful rescue mission, Galvadon dies...
    • But he becomes a zombie instead.
  • Rhedosaurus' papier mache helmet runs out of luck as he and Flick somehow get stuck inside a tiny jam jar and suffocate.
  • I wouldn't believe that friendship tester if I were you, Yuki.
  • D-Did Zroco insult his ancestors or something? Either way, Ridley's someone you wouldn't wanna mess with.
  • Grandeyo, unlike Johnny, crushes that mook under his feet for idolizing him.
  • I.N, still reeling from witnessing Noko's death, is threatened by one of the Ruthless Reptiles.
  • Sorlag rejects the recruitment offer Undertale-style.
  • Technically yes, but that won't stop your nominators from sending you back here!
  • That's an unusual diet for a cobra.
  • Following his DD ad the other day, Killer Croc tries out fast food, but the Reptiloid orders black coffee for itself out of sheer pettiness.
• Deaths (alt link): Sumireko, Noko, Klaptrap, Volodar, Rhedosaurus, Flick, Zroco, Hammer Bro, and Rangers

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Aug 21st 2023 at 5:54:10 PM

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