Welcome to the Hunger Games Simulation reboot!
Please read the updated rules post here
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Also, the host reservation list is here
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ANNOUNCEMENT: Event cut
Old rules snipped; please read the updated rules post
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And that should be that. Here's a save
of the simulation, just so you know what to expect.
Now's start the nominations for the first season of the reboot!
Team Powerful
Reserve: Team Public Service
Edited by wingedcatgirl on May 5th 2025 at 4:10:01 AM
Part 4
Battle Theme:
Touhou 7: Perfect Cherry Blossom - Extra Stage Theme
- The fax prints out a message about how it's a tribute of science, or at least that's what's told by the horoscope.
- Paper Mistake Buzzy Beetlemon and Joshua get stuck in a land similar to RandomLand
. There, Joshua has the misfortune of finding the creepy version, as well as the baby version of himself.
- I wonder where's The Warden too.
- HyperCam kills a Magikarp, but it pulls an Undyne and evolves into an undying Gyarados. Fortunately, HyperCam escapes in time.
- As said in the caption, Henry's watered the poison hole!
- Ellie continues insulting Sailor Bakugou by calling him an uncultured swine. It finally provokes a reaction from him.
- Lupus is so tired from some work that he falls asleep at the Moon.
- Baby follows Okina's footsteps by overloading Kiryu, Death, and Mitu with life energy, making them powerful but also wanting to fight.
- Kaboom gives Grayson a pill similar to what Pearl gave Mr. Krabs that one time. Grayson somehow manages to swallow it despite being a human.
- Photocopier, Terminator, and Asmodeus all get attacked by Flitwick, forcing them to fight him. After they manage to survive, they have a debate over irony because the latter two are evil.
- Kuja builds a magitek robot, but it break down while attacking Infinite Toki.
- Charles gets struck down seven times like that man from the Fourth World or Earth Prime. However, unlike him, he got hit consecutively rather than in different times over the years.
- Meanwhile, the enslaved Sprout is ordered to make a Muggle meme video of Saxton being repeatedly killed using dark magic.
- Butters somehow gets strong enough to challenge Hendrik. It's to be continued as this plays
.
- Earth-chan falls down a cliff, but she gets saved by the ghost of Charlotte or Debora, who travels back in time to save her life.
- Ellie is a hypocrite.
- Energizer Bunny is curious about Sprout's nature, so he invites her to his talk show.
- Flitwick decides to form a satanic cult, with the fax machine, Paper Mistake Buzzy Beetlemon, and Mitu joining it.
- Saxton proceeds to betray Butters while also attacking Hendrik and the Warden. As a villain, he summons a flock of ducks to carry the trio, before dumping them in the middle of a gunfight. The Wild West people proceed to riddle their bodies with bullets.
- Asmodeus turns out to have fans, including a secret one.
- Charlie breads Terminator and somehow survives, but he uses literal bread for it.
- Joshua shoplifts from Earth-chan's new shop.
- Grayson makes a burn about Henry on gibberish, which he understands.
- Lupus watches corns.
- Infinite Toki gets sponsored by Ultratech.
- Moon-tan, the photocopier, Kiryu, Sailor Bakugou, HyperCam, and Kaboom all skii down like in the video for a Coldplay song called Up & Up. Here's for reference.
- Death declares Baby his Soul Friend like in Danganronpa.
- Kuja goes on an adventure in a dungeon and easily beats it.
Fallen Tributes
◊ (Backup
): Hendrik, the Warden, and Butters
Remaining Tributes: 26
Just an eagle. Feel free to PM me. Proposed pages in my sandbox are free to create/edit.Part 5
Battle Theme:
Touhou 2: Story of Eastern Wonderland - Stage 1 Theme
- Moon-tan apparently doesn't like what Ellie did.
- Sprout is ordered to end the world by Flitwick. She soon casts a magic that is even more powerful than the strongest Voldemort had, enough to destroy the whole world. However, the Gamemakers fix it, before having the Peacekeepers put her out of her misery.
- Photocopier boasts that it is the photocopier that copies your papers.
- Mitu steals Sailor Bakugou's sweater as a Death Eater. Sailor Bakugou responds by threatening him, then uses his Quirk when Mitu refuses.
- Kuja doesn't want to sit still, look pretty.
- Kiryu meanwhile does a funny attack against the other Death Eater.
- Henry finds his spaghetti tainted, without realizing that Flitwick did it.
- Baby gains a new power to freeze stuffs and uses it to cross the ocean.
- Kaboom is the next victim of the Death Eater when the fax machine tries to steal from the camp, but Kaboom fends the machine off with a pizza.
- Toki makes another remix. This time it's her theme, but we can't find anything, so here's a close approximation.
- Terminator, Grayson, Death, and Asmodeus all fight over a cup of pudding, ruining Joshua's meal.
- Energizer Bunny is visited by HyperCam, who asks him to save his friends and Saxton.
- Charles learns a new skill as an ophthalmologist. Unfortunately, he dies by irony like a certain person when he gets one of his eyes impaled by an icicle, which pierces deep into his head, killing him.
- Lupus suddenly becomes murderous and breaks into the control room, where he temporarily holds the Gamemakers hostage to disable the Arena Forcefield, before flying into space like Superman to throw the Moon. Ironically, it falls on Earth-chan, considering what she represents, as well as how she previously survived thanks to a ghost.
- Joshua imitates a Titan, so Death Eater Mitu points it out with a certain quote.
- Kaboom tries to kill the Terminator, but the robot is prepared.
- Death Eater Fax Machine tries to force Asmodeus, Henry, and Energizer Bunny to throw a net it found at Death. However, even Asmodeus betrays the machine alongside Henry and Energizer Bunny, the latter having interviewed Sprout earlier.
- Sailor Bakugou decides to drink nausea fuel and feels sick obviously.
- Kiryu naively gives his social security numbers to the photocopier, which quickly copies it.
- Baby asks Infinite Toki for something. However, Infinite Toki experiences something a bit similar with tinnitus with the background music, so she refuses.
- Death Eater Paper Mistake Buzzy Beetlemon reads his future with inverted tarot cards.
- Saxton, Lupus, Ellie, and HyperCam try to steal from mercenaries, only to fail because of the last one.
- That's some exaggerated ocular gusher. Fortunately, the tributes all manage to swim through this.
- Kuja decides to interact with fellow villain Flitwick like Hugh did to Jimmy Nutrin. Fortunately no beheading pizza though.
- What the hell? Moon-tan pees on the grave of none other than Earth-chan.
Fallen Tributes
◊ (Backup
): Sprout, Charles, and Earth-chan
Remaining Tributes: 23
Just an eagle. Feel free to PM me. Proposed pages in my sandbox are free to create/edit.Charles, no! ...err, well, better an icicle than a rocket launcher rocket
, I guess
Part 6
Battle Theme:
Riverbed Soul Saver - Stage 3 Theme
- What the hell Henry. He manages to temporarily sneak out to murder some civilians in a district, before returning. However, sorry for this, but you are not going to the Death Battle because kills only count if you do it on a tribute, Henry.
- It turns out Saxton stole all the dead bodies as part of being a villain. The Energizer Bunny is horrified by this.
- Kuja gets a "magical" energy.
- Kaboom stress eats.
- This personification of the Moon decides to also speak Japanese like his name.
- Death boasts about winning the season very fast.
- Ellie decides to kill Death Eater Flitwick because he is a huge threat to her. She captures a Wolf Mutt from a pod
, before planting a mind control device into it. She then drops the mutt to Flitwick immediately, giving him no time to react as he gets mauled to death. At least he won't suffer in the Limbo because he doesn't have any horcrux.
- President Snow is dead again. I swear this is the third time. Anyway, Joshua, Infinite Toki, and Death Eater Mitu are investigated for this. They are found guilty, with Joshua aiding the latter two and Mitu using Avada Kedavra on Snow. However since no one likes him, they are let go scot free.
- Lupus gets robbed by a random thief, and Baby laughs at this, out of characteristically for him. However, even Death Eater Paper Mistake Buzzy Beetlemon calls out Baby on it.
- Grayson gets something in his eyes. When Asmodeus asks however, Grayson sarcastically says they are tears.
- Fax Machine asks for the Photocopier's name. It answers like (source material spoiler) Rex Dangervest did to Emmet, implying the Photocopier is a cooler version of the Fax Machine.
- Sailor Bakugou takes away HyperCam's credit card.
- The Terminator detects a certain word, but discovers it has very different meanings in American and Australian English.
- Kiryu is proven correct when he becomes like Mario after eating the flower.
- Kaboom is infected by this artifical parasite
(in fact, those similar artifical parasite events are all based from the same universe, with the parasites being different strains). The GUILT proceeds to kill Kaboom.
- Henry decides to wander into a desert, but while it it, he feels the ground rumbling. Suddenly, a sandwhale appears from under to devour him. Sorry, you are definitely not a mass murderer Henry.
- Joshua gets some food.
- Kuja discovers a move that Ayano uses and activates it, temporarily transforming himself into a soldier like Eren, while every tribute becomes a Titan.
- Titan!Infinite Toki boasts about how she cannibalized her grandmother to Titan!Grayson.
- Titan!Death wakes up Titan!Moon-tan using various objects, but fails to wake him up.
- Titan!Saxton Hale also breaks into the Control Room to hack the tribute data. Titan!Photocopier is erased from the game as a result, magically disappearing into thin air.
- Titan!Kiryu just fixes an object.
- Titan!Asmodeus has an epic fight against Titan!Energizer Bunny. The Titan snake eventually gains the upper hand and breaks Energizer Bunny's spine, before devouring him.
- Titan!Baby eats a goldfish, considering Titans eat a lot.
- Titan!Baby guesses various advertisements, as well as Showa-era animes, other obscure Japanese stuffs, works with similar aesthetic as those, French EDM like Daft Punk, and Axis Powers Hetalia.
- Titan!HyperCam insults Titan!Lupus over his new appearance, as well as his general behavior. Lupus gets put into depression as a result.
- Titan!Sailor Bakugou makes a haiku about Titan!Paper Mistake Buzzy Beetlemon.
- Titan!Ellie continues disposing a threat to her, and targets Titan!Terminator. Before the Terminator can shoot her with his guns, Ellie appears behind him to slice him vertically in half with a razor. Fatality! This is ironic because that Terminator is from Mortal Kombat. Poor Ichi though, he is definitely missing out the next Battle Royale, and misses out in a row thanks to that spoiler incident.
- Fax Machine is about well, the fax machine.
Fallen Tributes
◊ (Backup
) : Flitwick, Kaboom, Henry, Photocopier, Energizer Bunny, and Terminator
Remaining Tributes: 17
Just an eagle. Feel free to PM me. Proposed pages in my sandbox are free to create/edit.Hot dayum, Ellie. RIP Henry tho.
Also, the irony of the Terminator's death tho.... Rest in pepperoni, Ich
Hope: "Let's go. We'll be together." Lightning: "I only know... that soon, we'll be together."Old Flitwick's gone Shitwick! (sprays mouth)
And yeah... Super F for Ich. What happened to me towards the end of the OG happened to you in the Reboot.
Still waiting for someone to break him free...Part 7
Battle Theme:
Sander the Composer - Fpongebob
- Everyone has now returned to normal after being turned into Titans. Death gets lectured by the Lorax for taking away the life of a tree.
- Death Eater Mitu sets himself on fire while trying to do the fart flamethrower trick, but saves himself.
- Saxton thinks Lupus is still too strong as a threat, so he responds by launching an exploding barrel. It reaches his camp and blasts Lupus point-blank, killing him instantly. Saxton then hoards his remains back to his camp.
- Kuja tries to confront Moon-tan Toujou 10-style. Eventually he has a fight with the Lunarian (I know Moon-tan's not one) and wins.
- The Fax Machine somehow has a mom. Joshua tells the fellow ally of the machine to keep quiet.
- Grayson pretends to die, then makes fun of HyperCam for this.
- Ellie continues her quest by targeting Asmodeus. However, the two somehow come to like each other as hateful rivals.
- Infinite Toki has a random talk with Baby in Satin, causing her to accidentally summon a giant E.V.I.L. lemon. Fortunately, it does nothing.
- Kiryu breaks his code once again when he attacks Sailor Bakugou like Giorno did to Bucciarati. Sailor Bakugou tries to resist with his Quirk, but then as it seems like he gets a hit, he is surprised when he finds himself in the same place without moving at all. He then gets punched by Kiryu and feels more pain from this. But wait, you may ask based from the caption that this event should be nonfatal because of the source. However, this is still considered fatal thanks to the general wording and rule about events, but there is a nonfatal version. Anyway, Kiryu proceeds to repeatly pummel the helpless Sailor Bakugou. This is definitely the power of not totally deadly rubber fists. Not. Please remember Sailor Bakugou with Baka Mitai.
- Joshua and Kiryu try to warn Death Eater Paper Mistake Buzzy Beetlemon about the poisoned chips, but he refuses to hear it. They turn out to be true as the dark Digimon just dies without much struggle.
- Mitu wisely stays away from the Feast.
- Baby uses his ice power to freeze the Cornucopia, shattering it.
- Unfazed by Baby, Moon-tan tries to get his revenge on Kuja for defeating him earlier. Somehow, despite of his immense powers, Kuja is easily defeated by Moon-tan crushing his head with spice.
- Infinite Toki wants to cheer up Grayson, but he realizes this and refuses.
- Looks like Asmodeus doesn't have the same luck Kuja and Flitwick did when they have their Happy Family Happy Hour. Asmodeus orders a pizza, only for it to be aggressive. It proceeds to fly, and behead Asmodeus.
- Ellie, Saxton, and HyperCam all team up to attack Death. They eventually manage to ambush and kill him. What an irony!
- The other Death Eater makes the same choice as Mitu.
- Kiryu and Saxton argue over doing karaoke or weightlifting.
- The Fax Machine uses its dark magic to summon a minion to do its bidding. It manages to summon a Cacodemon. Unfortunately, Doom Guy suddenly appears to rip and tear the demon, before the doing the same to the machine, which is unable to hit Doom Guy with Avada Kedavra in time.
- The last surviving Death Eater decides to look cooler.
- HyperCam thinks Infinite Toki is not a human, but something else.
- Baby gets into a car crash and seemingly dies. He soon wakes up inside of a coffin and screams for help, but no one responds, so he eventually suffocated and dies for real.
- Joshua gains more power.
- Grayson walks on literal thin ice.
- Moon-tan falls off another cliff and breaks his neck, paralyzing him from neck down.
- Ellie makes an album cover using chocolate.
Fallen Tributes
◊ (Backup
): Lupus, Sailor Bakugou, Paper Mistake Buzzy Beetle, Kuja, Asmodeus, Family Guy!Death, Fax Machine, and Baby
Remaining Tributes: 9
Just an eagle. Feel free to PM me. Proposed pages in my sandbox are free to create/edit.Apparently, in an Alternate Universe, the fax machine was invented by AlexanDRA Bain.

Dammit, Robocop. At least I've got the hilarious mental image of Terminator and Greyson disguised as two manly log gremlins.
Edited by IchigoMontoya on Aug 20th 2020 at 10:24:38 AM