Welcome to the Hunger Games Simulation reboot!
Please read the updated rules post here.
Due to the resim glitch, event submission is currently paused.
Also, the host reservation list is here.
Old rules snipped; please read the updated rules post.
And that should be that. Here's a save of the simulation, just so you know what to expect. Now's start the nominations for the first season of the reboot!
Team Powerful
Reserve: Team Public Service
Edited by wingedcatgirl on Sep 27th 2023 at 8:51:59 AM
And that's everyone!
Hope: "Let's go. We'll be together." Lightning: "I only know... that soon, we'll be together."Some events:
(Player1) fakes a speedrun.
(Player1) LOVES (Player2) EVEN MORE THAN (he/she1) LOVES (his/her1) BACON COLLECTION!!! (he/she1)'S TOTALLY NOT CREEPY!!!! (Blacklisted)
Edited by Mrperson2006 on Apr 2nd 2020 at 1:08:14 AM
ALL ABOARD THE BIG SHOT EXPRESS!!!!!tfw season ends while you're asleep
"Screw it, I AM going to enjoy this game!"- (Player1) bests (Player2) in a strip poker match over and over again until (Player2) is stripped to a pile of bones. (Fatal, Blacklisted)
- (Player1) bests (Player2) in a strip poker match over and over again until (Player2) is stripped to a still-living skeleton, then (he/she1) loses. (Blacklisted)
- (Player1) bests (Player2) in a strip poker match over and over again until (Player2) is revealed to be a skeletal killer robot, then (he/she1) runs away in fear. (Blacklisted)
Edited by Mhazard on Apr 2nd 2020 at 5:03:45 PM
I am honestly very upset at having missed the Music Season. Why no one is willing to help comfort this despair of no tributes is beyond me.
"Some people are damaged. Some people are really damaged. And then... some people are broken."I'll un-nominate one of mine if needed.
TRS Wick CleaningI really need both of my tributes in since they'll stick out like a sore thumb if only one is nominated instead.
"Some people are damaged. Some people are really damaged. And then... some people are broken."You... no it won’t, honestly. This has happened several times.
ALL ABOARD THE BIG SHOT EXPRESS!!!!!- (Player1) claims that moss leads to civilization.
- After (Player1) discovers that (Player2) has impersonated (Player3) to test (Player4), (Player5) and (Player6), (Player1) calls it unforgivable.
- (Player1) forces (Player2) to eat junk food. (Also in Feast)
- (Player1) and (his/her1) clone are jumpscared by a ghost. One of them is unaffected while the other screams in fear.
- (Player1) is coming home, (he/she1)'s coming home. Tell the world that (he/she1)'s coming home.note
- Hey hey let's go! Get in a fight (Player1), (Player2), (Player3), and (Player4).
- Is that sound a monkey? No! It is the ninjas (Player1), (Player2), (Player3), and (Player4)!
- (Player1) is repeatedly jumpscared by a ghost. (He/She1) is scared at first, but gets used to it as the haunting continues.
(All events starting from below are originally made by GC and suggested five to six months ago in the Discord server, but he never suggested them.)
- (Player1) receives the Nobel Peace Prize.
- (Player1), (Player2), (Player3), and (Player4) decide to join the circus.
- (Player1), (Player2), (Player3), and (Player4) form a Pop group.
- (Player1) asks (Player2) on why (he/she2) doesn't want to become more evil or depraved. (Player2) says "Got to have some standards around here, otherwise I'd seem uncivilized."
- (Player1) mistakes (Player2)'s glasses for actual eyes and runs away from the "four-eyed monster" in terror.
- (Player1) gains the ability to copy the powers and abilities of those (he/she1) meets.
- (Player1) gets warped into space by a mysterious force, getting into a fate worse than death by endlessly spinning in place.
- A reality-warping extraterrestrial crashes through the arena force field and (Player1), (Player2), (Player3), and (Player4) battle it. They win.
- A reality-warping extraterrestrial crashes through the arena force field and (Player1), (Player2), (Player3), and (Player4) battle it. They die.
- (Player1) munches on some literal chicken fingers. (also in Feast)
- (Player1) does an x-ray on (Player2), revealing [x].
- (Player1) has no sense of humor and simply ignores (Player2) when (he/she2) cracks jokes about (him/her1).
- (Player1) has no sense of humor and kills (Player2) when (he/she2) cracks jokes about (him/her1).
- (Player1) tells (Player2) that (he/she2) has a face that only a mother could love. (Player2) breaks down crying.
- (Player1) tells (Player2) that (he/she2) has a face that only a mother could love. (Player2) kills (him/her1) for it.
- (Player1) becomes (Player2)'s lawyer.
- (Player1) asks (Player2) on advice for parenting/dealing with kids.
- (Player1) challenges (Player2) to try hitting (him/her1) within half a minute. (Player2) succeeds.
- (Player1) challenges (Player2) to try hitting (him/her1) within half a minute. (Player2) fails.
- (Player1) dine-and-dashes at (Player2)'s restaurant.
COME ON! How fucking fast does this shit go? I JUST FUCKING WOKE UP!
Take him to DetriotSad to say, someone missing out at this point is an inevitability. But there's always next season, and I do believe the updated sim is on the horizon, so hopefully this problem will disappear soon.
What timezone are you, anyway? The season was finished around 11-12 hours ago.
Edited by dave_the_assassin on Apr 2nd 2020 at 11:17:09 PM
Hope: "Let's go. We'll be together." Lightning: "I only know... that soon, we'll be together."CST Timezone
Take him to Detriot- (Player1) rips out (Player2)'s arms and leaves (him/her2) to bleed to death.
- (Player1) inflates (Player2)'s head, who flies into the arena forcefield.
- (Player1) summons an arcade machine that falls on (Player2), crushing (him/her2).
- (Player1) disintegrates (Player2) with heavenly light.
Edited by CosmosAndChaos on Apr 2nd 2020 at 7:04:02 AM
CAC: The other heroes are right. I can't give up!After much deliberation, we have decided on the Discord server that due to the broken event, Two Faced has been disqualified from the Battle Royale, and Queen Mother V will be taking her place. In-universe, Two Faced will be left alive, but considered cheating, so her title is stripped from her and posthumously given to QMV, much like real life sports events.
We are sorry, ~That Idiot Man, but it seems you'll have to wait for another chance. That being said, congratulations to ~Simple Seer for getting a champion! In the name of everyone involved, we apologize for all the trouble.
Edited by dave_the_assassin on Apr 2nd 2020 at 10:54:03 PM
Hope: "Let's go. We'll be together." Lightning: "I only know... that soon, we'll be together."Anyway, an extra event because I realized it should have been in last season's event dump, but I overlooked it for some reason while copy pasting
(Player1) says, "A nu chiki-briki i v damki!" or "One, two – you're on top!"
Just an eagle. (Feel free to PM me if you want to talk to me).- (Player1) shoots down a silver silk parachute, but it turns out it had a gift from an unknown sponsor. (N3853, was set to 2 tributes when there should be 1)
- (Player1) tries to kill (Player2) with a flamethrower while holding W and the left mouse button. (He/She1) fails and gets killed instead. (FN2962, this was the event that caused the podium finisher dispute in the first place. P2 should be the killer instead.)
- A pandemic spreads across the arena. (CAE11, was deemed Too Soon due to COVID-19, so this Arena Event should be temporarily banned)
- (Player1) proposes to (Player2). (Player2) says "not yet..."
- (Player1) reads aloud (his/her1) shipfic about (Player2) and (Player3) to the real (Player2) and (Player3), who were forced to listen to it.
- (Player1) warns (Player2) not to post a meme that could piss off everyone, but (Player2) doesn't listen.◊
- (Player1) warns (Player2) that (he/she1)'s 100 meters from (his/her2) location and rapidly approaching (him/her2), so (he/she2) better start running.◊
- (Player1) respects everyone's opinions, but for (him/her1), deodorant tastes delicious and that's a fact.◊
- (Player1) reminds (Player2) to wash (his/her2) hands. (Player2) chops them off and puts them in the washing machine.◊
- (Player1) accidentally uses the potato filter during (his/her1) group video call with (Player2) and (Player3).◊
- (Player1) makes an alignment chart featuring (Player2), (Player3), (Player4), (Player5), and (Player6).
- It is time for (Player1) to leave. (He/She1) has seen everything. (He/She1) commits suicide.
- (Player1) greets (Player2), "hello, (Player2) from [(Player2)'s source material]!" (Player2) does the same, then copies (Player1)'s pose.
- (Player1) brainwashes (Player2) into believing that there is no war in the Arena, and that the tributes are all safe within the Forcefield.
- (Player1) tries sitting next to (Player2) in a theater, but (Player3) sits in (his/her1) spot.
- (Player1), (Player2), (Player3), and (Player4) launch their rocket by patting their laps and raising their arms.
- (Player1) finds a lightsaber and says, "this would make a fine addition to my collection."
Edited by TroperNo9001 on Apr 3rd 2020 at 7:37:35 PM
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"Time for an event dump!
- (Player1) starts to question (his/her1) existence after (Player2) reveals a horrifying relevation to (him/her2). (Player3) manages to snap (him/her1) out of it.
- (Player1) announces that (Player2) is useless in rainy days/nights like now, causing a "Useless" sign to get harmlessly dropped onto (Player2)'s head.
- (Player1) announces that (Player2) is useless in rainy days/nights like now, causing (Player2)'s name to become "Useless" for the next 24 hours.
- (Player1) starts to go shirtless for the rest of the season. Seeing this, (Player2) remarks, "did (he/she1) have to strip?", and (Player3) replies, "Are you surprised? (He/She1)'s clearly insane." (P1 simply removes their shirt, NOT go topless)
- (Player1) surprises (Player2) while the latter is taking a shower, causing (him/her2) to non-fatally whack (Player1) in the head with a wrench. (Taken from an FMA future fic, NSFW so no link)
- (Player1) shows off (his/her1) moves while announcing that this technique has been passed down (his/her1) family line for generations!
- (Player1) asks (Player2) if (he/she1) can eat (Player3).
- (Player1) approaches (Player2), who responds by saying "YOUR FACE ASPLODE!" while gripping (Player1)'s face.
- (Player1) asks for (Player2)'s real name. (Player2) answers, "My real name? .... Fuck you!"
- As (Player1) leaves, (he/she1) announces to (Player2) that "Now I'm going to go take the hottest longest [REDACTED] bath in the whole world." (not blacklisted as P1 just wants an innocuous bath)
- After much consideration, (Player1) accepts (his/her1) only choice.... (he/she1) bought that shake weight you see on TV! Ten minutes a day, every day!
- (Player1) announces to (Player2) that (he/she1) will be both (his/her2) mother AND father. (Player2) is absolutely disturbed.
- (Player1), (Player2), and (Player3) have a fight by weaponizing their hair, while (Player4) and (Player5) look on in utter confusion.
- (Player1) counters (Player2)'s refusal to work for (him/her1) by offering to make (Player2) taller.
- (Player1) flash steps into (Player2)'s location.... only for the latter to open the nearby window, sending (him/her1) flying into the Forcefield.
- (Player1) imagines (Player2) as a train. (He/She1) doesn't want it.
- (Player1) jokes, "nobody would want to taste, much less buy, (Player2)-flavored chocolate-coated gloop!" (Player3) is not amused.
- (Player1) jokes, "nobody would want to taste, much less buy, (Player2)-flavored chocolate-coated gloop!" (Player3) finds it darkly humorous.
- (Player1) is experiencing technical difficulties; please stand by.
- When (Player1) looks to the stars, (he/she1) knows just where (Player2) is; (he/she2)'s looking down upon (him/her1).
- (Player1), (Player2), and (Player3) form a band named "(Player4) Is Dead". (Reference to the Indonesian band Superman Is Dead; P4 does NOT die since the former three are just using their name)
- (Player1) tells (Player2) and (Player3) "we set the stage for 'cringey' to exist." (Player3) replies "do not include me in that 'we'." (Joke by Mike Shinoda and Dave "Phoenix" Farrell, from Linkin Park Reacts to A Linkin Park Show From 2001)
- (Player1) is one step closer to the egg, and (he/she1)'s about to bake. (Joke from Joseph "Joe" Hahn and Mike Shinoda, from Linkin Park Reacts to A Linkin Park Show in 2001)
- (Player1) finds a water tap in a cactus and drinks from it, only to get sick and vomit soon after. It turns out the "water" tastes like gasoline.
- (Player1) begins selling amplifiers, but fails to reach the sufficient volume of sales in time, causing (him/her1) to go bankrupt.
- (Player1) makes a photo edit of (Player2)'s torso with (Player3)'s legs.
- (Player1) finds (Player2)'s fridge, and opens it to discover.... absolutely nothing inside it.
- (Player1) finds (Player2)'s fridge, and opens it to discover (Player3)'s lifeless body, whom (Player2) killed offscreen.
Edited by dave_the_assassin on Apr 3rd 2020 at 3:07:06 PM
Hope: "Let's go. We'll be together." Lightning: "I only know... that soon, we'll be together."Events:
- (Player1) tries to recreate (Player2) in Gacha Life.
- (Player1) and (Player2) torture (Player3) with Rick Astley's "Never Going to Give You Up."
- (Player1) raids (Player2)'s Zoom Meeting.
- (Player1) plays Spin the Bottle with (Player2),(Player3),(Player4),and (Player5). The bottle lands on (Player2).(Blacklisted)
- (Player1) forces (Player2) to quench down a cup of Nightmare Fuel.
- (Player1) forces (Player2) to quench down a cup of Sweet Dreams Fuel.
- (Player1) eats Pasta out of a shoe.
- (Player1) makes a shipping chart of (Player2)'s compatibility in pairings with the other tributes. (Blacklisted?)
- (Player1) tramples on (Player2)'s flowers in Animal Crossing.
- (Player1) tramples on (Player2)'s flowers in Animal Crossing.(Player2) finds (him/her1) and kills (him/her1) for it.
- (Player1) uses the power of the Butterfly Miraculous to akumatize (Player2). Now (Player3) and (Player4) have to fight (him/her2).
- (Player1) clasps (his/her1) fingertips together,shoots a fireball from them while shouting "FIRE SOUL!" and burns (Player2) to a crisp.
- (Player1) makes (Player2) the sole inheritor of (his/her1) will.
Edited by TabbyGirl4 on Apr 3rd 2020 at 11:29:58 AM
"I'm Mary Poppins, Y'all!" - Yondu,2017Arena Event name: A Summer Festival!
Event description: A bunch of food carts, fireworks and lanterns are put in the arena, ready for a summer festival!
(Player1) has a fun time at the festival
(Player1) gets hit on the head with a paper lantern, killing (him/her1).
(Player1) ties (Player2) to a firework about to go off, causing it to explode and kill (him/her2).
(Player1) shoves (Player2)'s face into a deep fryer, killing (him/her2).
(Player1) and (Player2) have an intense drumming competition. (Player1) wins, but dies of exhaustion.
(Player1) deliberately strikes (Player2) with a firework, killing (him/her2).
Edited by Mrperson2006 on Apr 4th 2020 at 9:41:37 AM
ALL ABOARD THE BIG SHOT EXPRESS!!!!!uhh, you forgot to remove the "[=" in the third event
I've set up the save for Dave. (rhyme intended)
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"Okay, I got one. Who can screen for me?
Hope: "Let's go. We'll be together." Lightning: "I only know... that soon, we'll be together."
- Mark◊ (M, Safe)
- Stupendium Goose◊ (M, Safe)
TRS Wick Cleaning