Welcome to the Hunger Games Simulation reboot!
Please read the updated rules post here
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Also, the host reservation list is here
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ANNOUNCEMENT: Event cut
Old rules snipped; please read the updated rules post
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And that should be that. Here's a save
of the simulation, just so you know what to expect.
Now's start the nominations for the first season of the reboot!
Team Powerful
Reserve: Team Public Service
Edited by wingedcatgirl on May 5th 2025 at 4:10:01 AM
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I don't do double updates unless I have to. While I appreciate the offer, if I did an double update in this hosting set-up i'm doing it would likely create a wall of text that I'm pretty sure no one would like, so I think it's best to do single updates to break it up and give a breather.
Battle Music
- Kalani gives the cueball to The Dark Lord, mentioning that the cueball told him to give it to him. After Kalani leaves, the cueball displays a message on its surface, showing The dark Lord instructions on how to take the dark power that was unleashed by BTS for himself. He goes to Trench's camp as the cueball mentioned that he had some of the specific things in order to accomplish that new goal of The Dark Lord's. He searches the camp and is put off by some of the things that Trench has in the camp. While The Dark Lord is an evil bastard, what Trench keeps around and is up to creeps out even him as at least his kind of evil is a bit more civilized. Then Trench comes back to the camp and the two have a long talk. They eventually come to an agreement and join forces, Trench giving The Dark Lord what he needs and also takes some things that would look good in The Dark Lord's evil lair.
- The Chosen One finds out that Yukine has gone completely mad from his experiences in the games and taken over the nuclear missile complex The Chosen One found, having become a threat to the other tributes by stockpiling weapons with the intention of using them on not just them but everyone else as well. The Chosen One then has no choice but to put a stop to Yukine once and for all and the two come to blows, The Chosen One taking control of some of said weapons as he dodges Yukine's attacks.
- Omega finds an long-lost ancient temple that the thunderstorm revealed thanks to the erosion uncovering the once-buried ruins. It's made of white stone and has mysterious glowing blue lines etched onto the surface, with a lost ancient language carved onto the surface and glowing blue as well. He explores the ruins and finds a strange glowing blue crystal floating atop a pedestal. He handles it, trying to figure out what it does. Pressing one of the knobs on the crystal, a massive rumbling sound can be heard outside as the ground shakes. He runs outside the temple and discovers a massive stone bipedal figure that's in the same style as the temple standing up, having emerged from its resting place in a mountain. Omega presses another knob of the crystal, and the stone creature swings a punch with its right arm at the air. Omega presses the knob next to it and the figure swings a punch at the air with its left arm instead. Omega just found the remote control to the ancient stone guardian. He has it guard his camp for the moment as he contemplates on the many things he can do with such a thing.
- After seeing Gadget's attempt at dancing, BTS has their sponsors make a specific t-shirt for them. When they finally receive it they wear it in front of Gadget, which mocks her lack of dancing skills. Gadget shoves BTS in the mud hard enough that they unintentionally swallow a good amount of it, enraging them all both because it was gross and who knows what is in the mud thanks to nature and whatever the heck the crazy going-ons of the Hunger Games have put in the soil. They then decide to give Gadget a bad time and soon they fight.
- Water Bottle's eldritch taste in coffee has resulted in the the coffee cups being large enough to accommodate it.
- Lord Boros is no match for cliffs as he can apparently fly.
- Min gives a sick burn to Giovanni that was so intense that he literally burns up with anger in response and he harnesses all that burning energy to create a miniature sun that he then throws right back at her.
- Now it's Mother's turn to have a nightmare in which she's part of BTS ...oh wait, nevermind it's just one in which she dies repeatedly, carry on.
- After Hanako denies him food, Shooky enters his rage form and gives Hanako a gift in his own way, then eats all of Hanako's supplies including the inedibles.
- Kalani stares at King, impressed by his fortitude in light of his curse. He then resumes watching the surfing competition on his television.
- Female Symbol is quite gleeful about seeing all the danger unleashed in the arena, wanting to see even more action.
- Lord Boros regrets trying a new challenge.
- Giovanni, Omega, Trench, and The Chosen One offer Shooky some ice cream, which he gladly pays for. However it was a set-up by The Chosen One as he noticed that Shooky was becoming dangerously unstable as his hunger and anger was taking a toll on his mind.
- King's curse reached its final stage.
- Water Bottle eats some Doritos. Now he needs some Mountain Dew to complete it... which the feast cruelly doesn't have.
- The Dark Lord needs some more iron and minerals in his diet, so he grinds up a robot and sprinkles some of the robo dust in his food.
- Female Symbol, Mother, and Gadget get into a fight when Female Symbol glitches the others' food, but Mother ends up fleeing the scene when Female Symbol proves too much for her.
- BTS is once again met with the sight of a buffet of their favorite food, except this time Nic Cage is with them. After they've stuffed themselves, Nic Cage tells them that they're among the most fun group of people he's been with in his life. BTS smiles at that comment, but stop smiling when Cage is suddenly blown up before their very eyes. The Dark Lord walks towards them, chuckling evilly. Fully of anger, BTS gets up and is all set and ready to got o give him a bad time, bracing for battle. However, BTS then suddenly clutches their stomachs in pain. Doc Scratch then appears next to The Dark Lord, explaining to them that he's poisoned their food with a toxic species of cockroach that was ground up to dust and mixed into their food. As BTS stands there slowly dying and in rage at both Scratch and The Dark Lord, Scratch explains that he used a cueball to gauge which tribute would be the perfect ally to him, eventually deciding on The Dark Lord. Scratch tells The Dark Lord to dispose of the bodies of BTS to make sure that they're dead, which is the last thing they hear before they die. Scratch is gone by the time they kick the bucket, The Dark Lord blowing up their bodies with an explosion ball.
- Water Bottle has a pet that's only less eldritch than him and it manages to swallow the universe, but spits it back out after backlash from those inside.
- Omega, his mind worn by the games, goes up to both the furry kaiju and the abomination Inteleon made separately, telling them to kill him. They pay him with indifference, their own alien mindsets keeping them preoccupied as they roam the arena.
- The Dark Lord finds Katniss hidden in an old hunting retreat, convincing her that he's her friend. Together they team up and storm Panem, eventually finding and killing president Coin. The Dark Lord then kills Katniss with a punch to the head, having only teamed up with her to get rid of a rival.
- The Chosen One hears some strange noises coming from a warehouse and investigates. Inside he discovers Trench building all sorts of weapons, armor, and other useful things, all with The Dark Lord's image on it. He confronts Trench and upon Trench revealing he's with The Dark Lord to split the spoils the two then fight all over the warehouse. Now on top of the warehouse, they exchange one more powerful blow that Trench loses against, sending him crashing off the rooftop and into some crates below, sending a piece of metal some the crates to cut off Trench's right arm.
- Lord Boros finds a can of food that The Dark Lord sent him. He eats it and is shocked to learn that it's made of previous tributes.
- Mother searches high and low for any injured tributes and people. Not because she wants to help them though, she just wants to end them for her own amusement.
- Female Symbol reads a good book on glitches, but is scared by the appearance of the author. While the author doesn't look glitchy, the appearance is still creepy.
- Giovanni wins a free vacation to Germany.
FALLEN
◊ TRIBUTES
◊ Yukine, Min Yoonji, Hanako, Shooky, King, Kalani, Gadget Hackwrench, Bad Time Squad
Edited by TheGamechanger on Mar 1st 2020 at 4:53:25 AM
The League of HeroesFigured I'd give you a heads up about the future updates as the season is nearly over. There's about 4 updates left.
The final battle will be the second the last update, not the last one as the last one is unfortunately an anticlimax thanks to the RNG. Would be stupid to have those two be the same update as it would cause a Mood Whiplash and won't give folks time to react to all that. Said final battle update also determines the final three, so there's that.
The League of Heroes
Most likely tomorrow given both the amount of updates left and the time I spend to to narrate them. Especially for said final battle, given that there's quite a bit of describing to do on that as it's a culmination of the previous updates.
man, king just suffered in this season
curse you, goose from Untitled Goose Game
Edited by VXXXN on Mar 1st 2020 at 10:24:05 PM
Battle Music
- Pokémon Ultra Sun/Ultra Moon - Vs. Team Rainbow Rocket Grunt (RetroSpecter Remix)
- Pokémon Ultra Sun/Ultra Moon - Vs. Team Rainbow Rocket Leader Giovanni
- Omega, still crazy, asks Female Symbol who The Chosen One has a crush on as he walks by. Female Symbol suggests herself, causing The Chosen One to Face Palm and sigh before moving on.
- Trench used some of equipment he made for The Dark Lord to create a replacement arm. He then uses a different set of equipment as he performs a strange dance, and said equipment somehow channels the power of said dance over to Water Bottle, powering up a move of his to roast some food.
- Lord Boros didn't provide much resistance in his zombie state when Giovanni managed to kidnap him, attempting to take him out of the picture so he can raid his camp for supplies. Mother is shocked by this turn of events and screams in anguish.
- The Dark Lord breaks into a farm, killing the owners and looting the place for anything of value. He then takes the livestock to the base of the tallest tree in the arena and butchers them all. Draining all of the blood from the animals into a separate container, he sets the meat from the animals aside for future meals. Drawing a dark ritualistic circle with the animal blood, he then traces over the lines he made with fire. Lighting some candles at strategic points on the symbol he burned into the ground, he performs an incantation as he climbs the tree. Now at the top of the tree, he carefully moves across a branch until he is right above the symbol and cuts himself with a knife, letting the blood drop all the way down on the symbol. Once he's sure it hit the ground, he lets out some cat-like noises. A few minutes pass until a certain blood-sucking cryptid slinks into view on the symbol. The chupacabra has arrived.
- Giovanni upsets the Peacekeepers by stealing food from them out of desperation. Trying to hide from them, he paints himself purple and hide in the purple gumballs the rain has washed up. Unfortunately for him, it doesn't work as they still spot him.
- Omega searches the interest and finds a recruitment website for Team Rocket, a criminal organization that uses Pokémon for evil. He leaves his camp to apply in person.
- The Dark Lord is busy making a love potion so he can use it to mess with his enemies when Lord Boros tips the cauldron over, looking for a fight as he sees him as a rival villain. The two of them then exchange and dodge powerful blows alike, but ultimately The Dark Lord sends Lord Boros packing, The Dark Lord adding him to his hit list.
- Female Symbol and Water Bottle get a job delivering pizza, thinking it would be a good way to get money to buy much needed supplies from their sponsors. When their first customer rejects the pizza, they give said customer a piece of their mind.
- The Chosen One is looking for something of use against The Dark Lord and stumbles across Omega's camp, which is easily found as the giant stone robot is hard to miss. He searches through it and discovers that not only did Omega join Team Rocket, he also discovers Omega's history in his source material. As soon as Omega arrives back at camp the two of them fight, with The Chosen One not holding back as he knows how dangerous Omega is. Omega was quickly defeated by that unexpected show of force from The Chosen One and drops a blue crystal. The Chosen One picks it up and presses one of the knobs on the crystal. it wasn't long before he made the connection between the crystal and the stone robot, and he then has the robot move over to his camp for further study.
- Trench is minding his own business, relaxing at his camp when The Dark Lord arrives. Trench then proudly showed everything he made for the two of them, having finished it all. The Dark Lord nods, then lets out a whistle. Trench is caught completely off-guard as the chupacabra pins him down and starts sucking his blood. All Trench could do is look in fury as The Dark Lord strokes his new loyal pet, chuckling as gloats that Trench is no longer useful to him and as if he'd let anyone share the spoils in his dystopia.
FALLEN
◊ TRIBUTES
◊ Giovanni Potage, Trench
Last update for today. This also means next update is the final battle update. As such I'll leave this update with a cliffhanger that leads up into it. Said cliffhanger is connected to the first event of the next update if you're wondering. Also, the music for this update also works for the final battle as I'll be using remixes of said song as well.
Battle Music
- The Chosen One decides that he needs a break from his hard work and goofs off with the others, having fun with a photo board.
- The Dark Lord goes to a maid cafe, hand-picking some chicks for his evil lair to serve as his harem.
- Omega hears a sudden whistle and is attacked by the chupacabra, The Dark Lord grinning as he gets rid of another rival.
- Lord Boros suddenly falls into pieces as a result of his zombie state, The Dark Lord laughing as that saves him the trouble of killing him himself.
- Well runner, do you enjoy the tributes' suffering according to Mother?
- After Water Bottle kills Mother with his tentacles for not liking his source material, The Chosen One saves her.
- Knowing how evil The Dark Lord is, Female Symbol glitches The Dark Lord to a volcanic island. The Dark Lord takes note of it as a good future base and simply flies off the island. He then goes to a completed evil lair of his, inviting the remaining tributes for a business meeting to discuss how to deal with the two giant monsters rampaging throughout the arena. The Chosen One was the first to show up, cautiously entering the building. The building was a modernistic building, mostly black and purple with a gold trim. Given that it's meant to be a business building of some sort isn't not really decked out like most evil lairs are. Some red spider-like creatures were moving things into place at the building, which The Chosen One recognizes as living computer viruses called ViraBots, having fought one of them in the past and knowing that The Dark Lord made them. He finds the meeting room and sits down at one end, seeing that The Dark Lord is at the other end. Seeing that The Dark Lord is wearing a brown hat with a black band and gold buckle on it and that happens to have bloodstains on it, he asks The Dark Lord where he got said hat, he replies "You don't want to know, but I had fun making sure he was dead." When the other tributes finally arrive and take their seats, The Dark Lord plays the part of a good host and has the ViraBots put out plates of expensive food on the table for everyone. As the group eyes the food, thinking this may be a trap, The Dark Lord clears his throat to get their attention. "Now about why I brought you here, it's time we discuss how to deal with the giant monsters. I favor killing them. And speaking of which..." he chuckles "...I happen to know the identity of the furry one. A cueball-headed man told me. Turns out the thing is not from this universe. Instead it came here long ago, having been sent out from its home universe in an attempt to get rid of it. The monster is currently just a mindless being of animal instinct, but it used to not be that, not that you can tell as its original personality is completely gone. No, it used to be...human."
FALLEN
◊ TRIBUTES
◊ Omega, Lord Boros
Yeah, when I saw that my tributes made it all the way to the top five when going over the screens, I knew I had to make The Dark Lord the Big Bad. And since they're enemies with each other in canon, I'd at least try to have them settle their differences once and for all even if the sim didn't pit them against each other.
The League of HeroesChupacabra OP please nerf.
Besides, does a Reploid even have blood to begin with?
Edited by Mhazard on Mar 3rd 2020 at 4:06:39 AM
Luck is like that sometimes, Ich. Get used to it, that's how most of your tributes will end up inevitably, sadly.
Speaking from experience here
Prettiest Meta Knight Gijinka, ngl

Oof, one tribute left...
My favorite failed console tbh