Welcome to the Hunger Games Simulation reboot!
Please read the updated rules post here
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Also, the host reservation list is here
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ANNOUNCEMENT: Event cut
Old rules snipped; please read the updated rules post
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And that should be that. Here's a save
of the simulation, just so you know what to expect.
Now's start the nominations for the first season of the reboot!
Team Powerful
Reserve: Team Public Service
Edited by wingedcatgirl on May 5th 2025 at 4:10:01 AM
Sorry to keep you waiting, its just that I was gonna make a second update yesterday but it got delayed as I spent some quality time with my mother (we watched the film Color Out Of Space, funny that it had Nic cage in it and he's Vriska's favorite actor as she has a crush on him) and when it was all done it was late at night and thus I was too tired to finish the update.
Anyways, update coming soon.
Edited by TheGamechanger on Feb 29th 2020 at 12:15:48 PM
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- Omega plays possum to fool Mother.
- John finds a clothes dryer an unknown sponsor sent to another tribute that wasn't picked up yet, a good thing to have in the unrelenting rain. Sensing danger, he manages to fit himself in the dryer. The furry kaiju, having lost sight of Min and Inteleon after they cleverly hid from him, stormed past the hidden John in a huff, angrily leveling trees and hills as it went by.
- Freeman bursts out of wall shouting "OH YEAH!" after Female Symbol mentioned something of interest regarding Black Mesa.
- Doc Scratch, being the excellent host he is, actually shows up in person to host a game of Jeopardy with the tributes, with the Goose winning. BTS actually notices him and was all set of attack Scratch, but he casually reminds them that if they succeed in getting rid of him all that'll do is summon Lord English right to them. Reluctantly, they leave him be.
- SMG4 fills a fish with DETERMINATION!
- The BTS comes across Nicolas Cage, who is in the arena just by chance as he's merely there camping in his free time. After getting to know each other, Cage agrees to have a movie be made about them, naturally starring them and Cage himself. Managing to somehow get Toby Fox, Andrew Hussie, and Nintendo on board with said film, not least because their own characters are the ones asking for said film, a poster was soon made of them that Yukine stumbles across.
- Kalani joins Lord Boros into the investigation of a murder, with Lord Boros not knowing Kalani's the culprit.
- Both Gadget's and Sentinel's attempts at cooking were horrible, but thanks to Fishy the ones whose cooking wasn't at least edible won the competition.
- Giovanni, seeking eternal youth, tries an experimental procedure that backfires horribly.
- Hanako makes the mistake of getting on The Chosen One's bad side, causing him to surrender.
- Doc Scratch also hosts Who Wants to be a Millionaire, which Trench loses.
- Full of unbridled rage, Shooky contemplates doing a gigaton punch to King, but changes his mind.
- Stun Lancer and Koishi hope Not!Navi made lots of spaghetti for them, having heard great things about it.
- Oh no, Water Bottle is an eldritch horror! Run for your lives!
- A Xenomorph has an interest in robots for some reason.
- Fishy is now on trial for his stupidity, having caused lots of destruction as a result of it.
- Stun Lancer gives an weed-induced speech to the other tributes.
- Trench turns out to utterly despise Hanako, secretly sending him hate mail.
- Koishi sticks it to a Sentinel.
- A Goose is now in a sticky situation.
- The furry kaiju continues its rampage over the arena, which is now filled with a few lakes that weren't there before as a result of the rain. As the monster tears up and changes the landscape around it, a piece of debris hits The Dark Lord in the head, knocking him unconscious.
- Water Bottle tries the Ice Bucket Challenge, which as it's not a good thing to do when the rain is also cold it knocks him out.
- Gadget is pissed that Freeman blocked her on Facebook, now he has to pay!
- Lord Boros goes Ellen Ripley on Xenomorph.
- Giovanni guesses that Shooky is from SMG4's universe, with Shooky confirming it.
- Yukine gets a "Get Out Of Jail Free" card, now he can pass GO!
- Inteleon receives a present from Min. He opens it to find to his horror the decapitated head of his sponsor, with a snarky note by Min saying that she didn't need his help escaping the monster.
- BTS has joined forces with Nic Cage when Kalani goes up to them and says he's their Soul Friend, which confuses them all.
- King's curse continues as his wish gets corrupted.
FALLEN
◊ TRIBUTES
◊ SMG4, Vandal, Frieza, Fishy Boopkins, PWNAO!Goose, Xenomorph
Edited by TheGamechanger on Feb 29th 2020 at 2:38:59 PM
The League of HeroesAnd both of my tributes are dead now. Yay...
"Fishy's attempt at cooking in a competition is so bad it gets nearly all the other competitor's food bad as well, leaving the Sentinel to win by default."
Uh... Boopkins was one of the judges. Not a competitor.
EDIT:
Okay then. Hmm... I’m guessing Sentinel made rocks then.
Edited by Cybersbe on Mar 1st 2020 at 7:41:51 AM
What is this "signature" of which people speak?What? The pacing at least gives me more time to make my ASAS posts. (Shot)
But yeah, I warned everyone about the broken events when I screened.
Also, Vriska would like to tell you that they're not Soul Friends, they're h8friends!
Edited by TroperNo9001 on Feb 29th 2020 at 9:27:32 PM
Still waiting for someone to break him free...
Sorry, had unexpected errands and a movie my mom made me watch. (I picked the movie, but she made me watch it without giving me enough time to do an update)
And besides, this isn't the first time there's been big gaps between updates. I think a previous host had that as a style.
Update will be coming soon.
Edited by TheGamechanger on Feb 29th 2020 at 11:08:55 AM
The League of HeroesLast update for today as I'm not a vampire and need my sleep. Should admit one of the reason I'm taking longer than usual is quality reasons as for the first time ever I'm describing all the events instead of skipping some of them. so as a result it takes me about an a little less than two hours just to make one update, perhaps longer if I want to do research for a particular event just to make things entertaining.
Battle Music
- After a weeded-up Stun Lancer violently beats up Yukine, Hanako sends Yukine to jail for his own amusement.
- Omega checks off his to-do list.
- Knowing Water Bottle is an eldritch horror, Kalani tells him to take it easy.
- King's curse continues, thanks Gadget.
- Dr. Andonuts reveals the contents of the mysterious container with breathing holes to the other members of his group. It's a hellhound puppy that looks more horrifying and eldritch than usual, which is saying something. He explains it's actually a hybrid hellhound he made using various other species in his pursuit of science, which explains some of its cat-like traits. Now that the puppy has grown enough, he has the other members of his group hunt creatures with tough hides like dinosaurs so he can make armor for said puppy, Andonuts staying behind to care for it. The puppy letting out a blood-curling howl doesn't not help the nerves of the rest of the group at all.
- Female Symbol now glitched up the temperature.
- The Chosen One and The Dark Lord race each other in cauldrons, The Chosen One taking weed as he thinks it will give him the edge. It doesn't as The Dark Lord ends up winning.
- Freeman decides to go on vacation.
- John Prodman steals prized photographs of other tributes' ancestors, thinking they'll make a good buck when sold.
- Giovanni gets some Faygo Redpop.
- Inteleon receives a notebook that can brings whatever you draw with it to life. Thinking of the giant monster he fled from, he decides to draw King Ghidorah, Godzilla, Palkia, Dialga, Giratina, Arceus, King Kong, and Cthulhu so they can fight it. However, as the drawing overlapped with each other the result was an gigantic abomination with all of their traits.
- A Sentinel wears a moment of all things as a jacket.
- Not!Navi, Trench, and Min lose against Lord Boros in tug-of-war.
- Shooky isn't just angry anymore, he's HANGRY!
- Min steals some fish from the aquarium for food.
- Taking pity on Shooky's hunger, Inteleon gives him some lemons.
- The stormclouds temporarily part just long enough for a robot to be blinded by the sun.
- Lord Boros' zombie state is playing with his mind...
- Desperate for food, Trench goes to a dog cafe to eat some dogs.
- King interviews Mother, being told by the cueball this will help break his curse.
- Omega is going mad by the games, starting to see himself as impossible.
- A Sentinel somehow knows weird magic.
- The group of BTS and Nic Cage were annoyed by John Prodman not turning off the lamp at his camp, knowing that's waste of electricity. When he makes a rude crack about Nic Cage in response that prompts Vriska to have the group give John a bad time.
- Stun Lancer is stoned out of his mind when he accuses Yukine of something he didn't do. Yukine, now being teamed up with Giovanni, gets payback on Stun Lancer for the previous things he did to him.
- The Chosen One runs a game of HGS, finding it easy. He then wonders if he can host one.
- Not!Navi replaces Gadget's ruined taco.
- Female Symbol glitches herself.
- The Dark Lord discovers he has a knack for music.
- Hanako goes an epic adventure across the land, fighting off an evil mafia who have superpowers with martial arts.
FALLEN
◊ TRIBUTES
◊ Gordon Freeman, Koishi Komeiji, Midori Asakusa, John Prodman, ADVENT Stun Lancer
Edited by TheGamechanger on Feb 29th 2020 at 1:02:02 PM
The League of HeroesAnd I also must admit my hosting style this time is inspired by my time on Survivor, as I had to describe everything there. In fact I'm willing to describe a full-blown final battle for Hunger Game seasons like I did for Survivor, as less tributes means I'll have more time and room to do so. If I describe things just the way for are for the final few updates of a season it would be rather short and bland, so describing a final battle may well be a good thing. As for how I'd go about said final battle it would simply be A) a fight between tributes mentioned in said update B) something the tributes unleashed/encountered in previous events or C) both.
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- Not!Navi is content with her life, getting a restful sleep as a result.
- Omega finds some old ruins that the the constant rain has uncovered, discovered a Roman helmet that's just his size in it. He brushes off the dirt and grime off it and wears it, relaxing as he likes the look.
- Mother joins BTS and the other tributes as they watch thriller movies, among which include such classics like Saw, A Nightmare on Elm Street, Ghostbusters, The Thing, The Shining, and Killer Klowns from Outer Space.
- The Chosen One discovers that a Sentinel somehow became a mummy and the two of them fight as a result.
- BTS (actually just Vriska) and Giovanni talk about Husbandos, with Vriska jokingly saying which one of theirs is cuter. In then turns into a fight between BTS and Giovanni when that they have the same husbando, Nic Cage. And poor Nic Cage happens to witness this exchange.
- King ends up fighting Female Symbol when her glitchiness threatens to worsen his curse. Shooky interrupts them to ask if they had a waffle for him to eat, but storms off angry when they refuse.
- The Dark Lord uses the time machine he's stolen to travel to the future and create a dystopia for himself, then returns to the past as he plans to make it come true in the present. Said dystopia is a Mad Max meets Mordor world in which people are greatly oppressed and people good and bad alike fight to the death for his own amusement, with him naturally having the lion's share of evil power and might.
- Hanako comforts Inteleon over what he's been through, then ruins the moment by puking on him.
- Trench angrily chases Water Bottle away when he catches him stealing from him.
- Lord Boros guesses that Yukine appeared in the OG!HGS.
- Min sees that Gadget is feeling worn out by the games and suggests she take a vacation with Min, to which Gadget agrees.
- Kalani knows he's just a small part of the bigger picture, but doesn't give a damn about it.
- Mother and Lord Boros get into a fight over husbandos.
- Shooky enters his rage form and chases after Yukine with the intent to kill after Yukine accidentally spoiled Avengers: Endgame for him.
- King sees The Chosen One and Hanako traveling in a worn-out caravan and offers them the new one he has. They decline, knowing of King's curse.
- Gadget becomes a new recruit at a Nominator school, being Revenge's this time.
- Not!Navi sees that Water Bottle has a new weapon. Curious about it, she asks him what it is. He explains to her what it is, giving her a live demonstration.
- Female Symbol gives out a scream of horror as she is exposed to educational radio by Min.
- The Dark Lord finds a platform at Inteleon's camp that's the perfect size for the lair he's building and tries taking it. Inteleon climbs up atop the platform and confronts him, the two of them fighting over it. With the storm powering up Inteleon's water moves he fires a water blast that meets The Dark Lord's explosion balls in the middle.
- Giovanni finds out that Omega killed one of Giovanni's parents and confronts him, to which Omeag scoffs and says that he's killed his own parents too and doesn't care about it. This leads to the two of them fighting.
- After BTS ad Nic Cage finally finish binge-watching all of the movies Cage has been in (which they've been doing since they met), they are approached by Kalani who says he found something of interest to them. He leads them to a massive, dark tree that suspiciously looks dead. They go to the base of the tree and discover a wooden door built into the tree that seems to have all sorts of mysterious, occult-like symbols and patterns burned into the wood, like it was branded. Kalani tells them a cueball told him that there's both treasure and evil sealed away behind the door. Vriska, Sans, and Cage refuse to open the door, both because of the evil and knowing what the cueball is, but Andonuts goes through it as he reveals he likes evil and treasure. He unseals the door with a laser blast from one of his inventions and opens it, releasing a massive whirling of pitch black evil so concentrated it causes the members of BTS to choke and gag from the foul tastes in their mouths. The evil energy spreads across the rest of the arena, causing visibility to go back to normal. Inside the chamber where the evil once was is an incredible hoard of treasure. Andonuts starts laughing evilly as he greedily begins stuffing his pockets with as much treasure as he can carry.
- Trench is so hungry for food that he intentionally gets the question wrong in a trap-triggered quiz, eating all the lasers that shot at him as a result.
FALLEN
◊ TRIBUTES
◊ Sentinel, Jasmine, Inteleon
And I'm aware that Endgame isn't the latest Marvel film, I just picked it simply because I figured it would make Shooky the most angry about given that it's a finale film. At least it's one of the latest films...
Anyways I'm working on the next update already since I'm taking into account how long it takes make to make just one for this season, given that it takes me on average two hours/hour and half to make. Worth mentioning before I tried this hosting style, my updates took roughly under an hour to make.
Not that I'll post it immediately when I'm done as I won't if I get it done ahead of schedule. Want to give folks time to react after all.
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Sora squad drowned?
"Screw it, I AM going to enjoy this game!"Must be Donald's fault.