Hunger Games Simulation: Beyond the Possibilities

Continue being neutral, Mr. Game and Watch! Unless you've killed someone and I missed it.

Night Three◊

• Earth Star, you've been badass this game, but it's important to know your limits.
• Of course Dragunov has a cult. His fans flock at the chance to kill Rosa.
• STEVEN QUARTZ UNIVERSE, GO TO YOUR ROOM.
• Mettano x Mojo is, alas, not meant to be.
• The last person you'd expect to meditate, does so.
• First Step on Yuki's Grand Plan: Carpet Bomb Gale, Game and Watch, and Beauty.
• Sombra may be mighty, but Shindou's got an Infinity Stone.
• RO6's love is long gone. To even think that Poopsie would try and replace him... he deserves RO's vengeance.
• Kovu is a Luis Fonsi fan.

Day Four◊

• Finally, a Castle of Meditation.
• Mojo has English right where he wants him. He just bounces him a bit and lets him go.
• Kovu and the Captain find the corpse of Cell.
• Step Two: Make AK roll a snowball. Step Three: Die. Insert Despicable Me Meme.
  • RO6 is also a casualty in the plan.
• Much better, Steven.
• Hex releases a one second video of blackness.

Fallen Tributes:◊ Rosa, Gale, Mr. Game and Watch, Beauty Stem, King Sombra, Johnny Joestar/Poopsie Monkeybuns, Cell, Eiri Yuki, RO635

Edited by TacoBadger on Sep 4th 2018 at 11:26:34 AM

Seems like something's wrong with Steven. What could it be?

Mettaton: WOULD YOU SMOOCH A GHOST?

Mojo Jojo:    Heck no!   

And LE got into two Harry Potter events in a row! I guess that's what he gets for being sorted into Sparklypoo.

Ignore this.

Edited by IchigoMontoya on Sep 5th 2018 at 7:41:31 AM

Oh, perfect, Rosa did next to nothing interesting and died unceremoniously, just like Stryker! Sure is nice to know that the RNG still has a raging hateboner for me and my tributes! I'm definitely not bitter that my luck hasn't changed from the previous thread, nor do I think that the RNG is a fucking biased piece of complete shit at all!

Edited by IchigoMontoya on Sep 5th 2018 at 11:19:07 AM

The bitterness was so palpable it felt the need to double post.

Whoa! Who knew a pair of Yaoi Guys could be so murderous? Especially Eiri, gee whizz. RIP, though - guess his plan to win the season while somehow ensuring Shuichi's survival at the same time failed very early on.

I'm now wondering how Shuichi is gonna take this. Could he be a rare male example of Cute and Psycho?

Alas, poor RO6.

At least she still lives in the form of ROnergate.

fuck.

I shall tempt fate by commenting on my tributes' satisfactory performance.

I think Elizabeth must have found out about Xingo's meth lab.

Sombra, I know you're mighty powerful, but you shouldn't have messed with someone who has an Infinity Stone/Gem.

Also, I can't see the pics yet, so I wonder what were his and Capt. Smith's shenanigans as of now.

Edited by dave_the_assassin on Sep 5th 2018 at 5:14:27 PM

Segata and Earth Star T-posing at each other? That's a hilarious image xD

And speaking of Segata, I don't think you'd get a lot of fails from that guy...

Edited by Zanreo on Sep 5th 2018 at 12:26:04 PM

ICONIC

sigh

Night Four

• The Grineer Maniac is seen cleaning out his castle.
• Lord English x ROnergate?!
• Captain Smith x Kovu?!?! Honestly though, they have been hanging out.
• Mojo Jojo catches the Black Death.
• Nuru saves Earth Star’s life.
• Booker overate, Elizabeth underate.

Day Five

• Tremor and Mettaton fight to the death. Faulty equipment delays the fight.
• Xingo cuts off Steven’s violence with, of all things, a teddy bear.
• The Captain is given a fitting insult.
• Nuru goes on a rampage. Hex, Dragunov, the Grineer Maniac, and AK-12 fall in their wake. Only Segata can calm Nuru down.
• English recounts the experience in his memoir, “The Absolutely True Diary of a Hunger Games Tribute”.

Anyway, onto Fallen Tribu- JUST KIDDING, SHRINK SOME OF ‘EM!

• Resident badasses Captain Smith and Segata ride mosquitoes into the hearts of Nuru and Mettaton.
• English gets eaten by baby birds.
• Xingo cannot help but shrink. As he dissipates to nothingness, Earth Star joins him.
• Shindou follows Kovu into a lion cave. Only for both of them to find out very quickly that they’re in no lion cave.
• Tremor and ROnergate survive, and become normal sized.

Fallen Tributes: Mojo Jojo, Elizabeth, Drag Steven, Hex, Dragunov, A Grineer Maniac, AK-12, Nuru, Lord English, Xingo, Shuichi Shindou, Kovu, Dress Mettaton, Earth Star

Later Today: The Finale

Edited by TacoBadger on Sep 5th 2018 at 11:31:05 AM

That's one good Crack Pairing here.

Looks like Alphys defused that bomb at the last second.

And whoa, this is gonna be a fast-paced opening! A sharp contrast to the slow OG pilot!

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Sep 5th 2018 at 11:41:12 PM

thancc RNGesus

That aside, my tributes are kinda-sorta in-character for most of the run. Dragunov running around in a flashy outfit is definitely possible with Tekken's character customization, and AK-12's seemingly random antics still fits her trollish behavior.

also tfw a smol robodoggo gets even more smol

Edited by ArmoredFury on Sep 5th 2018 at 10:11:43 PM

Well at least Xingo got to kill someone before he went out. He ended Steven's reign of terror before it could get any worse, and he proved to be a really interesting tribute to boot, only perishing in the second-to-last update. All in all, I'm pretty satisfied with his run here.

I personally think it's a bit early to call Hex and company Curse victims just yet. This is a new continuity, after all, and Hex and Xingo lasted until the second-to-last update, Xingo even managing to get a kill. If Ben 10 tributes start showing a trend of dying early or dying before doing anything interesting again, however...

Edited by worldofdrakan on Sep 5th 2018 at 12:54:34 PM

I don't know whether to laugh or be angry that one of my tributes died anti-climatically and the other one barely did anything, at the very least Hex came close to breaking the curse.

Kudos to Xingo for stopping Steven tho, good riddance.

So... for when I get an opportunity to nominate, I plan on nominating myself as a Sonic character. But I was wondering if that's a bad idea, given how problematic the Sonic fanbase is. I in no way am anything like the Vocal Minority, nor is my Sonic self gonna be an absurd Gary Stu. By the way, I used a character creator on the internet to make the design(Exclusively for the HGS, by the way). I think there's nothing wrong with having myself as a Sonic character, though, given 9001 had herself as an MLP character, whose fanbase is also pretty controversial.

Well, that's up to you. Fancharacters and self-insert/persona characters are fine and I got nothing against them, Sonic or other series. Go for it, if you want!

Edited by Zanreo on Sep 5th 2018 at 9:53:53 PM

You don’t have to argue your point, just do it.