Hunger Games Simulation: Beyond the Possibilities

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Emperor_Ing flagged Kirby red when they nominated him since he's a Kid Hero, and the Chosen Four should be orange for being around 13 but still looking childlike.

What about Adeleine and Ribbon? Do they count as kids?

I’d say yes.

Adeleine looks more like a teenager...

Speaking of kids, there should totally be a "Kid Season" (A season where all the tributes are kids or teenagers) in the future. Who's with me?

I’m not, tbh.

Edited by TacoBadger on Oct 18th 2018 at 11:24:39 AM

I'd rather not as well.

Also, I'm writing an update from home right now, since I'm not feeling well enough to go to school as usual.

Edited by dave_the_assassin on Oct 18th 2018 at 11:30:10 PM

Battle Music:

• Titanic (Music from the Motion Picture) - Hard to Starboard (Film Version)

Enter Night 3◊

• Crypto decrypts a chest belonging to R34. Not sure if that's a good idea....
• Gilgamesh ensures that Ontario Place will not be living any longer.
• Oddleif and Mokou takes a few pages off of Professor Hojo's book, much to the misfortune of three tributes.
• Missingno. is too OP, plz nerf.
• what, Regigigas
• Slaking thinks HGS's absurdity disturbs his slacking off time. Alas, that means he will not be slacking off any longer.
• LOR couldn’t resist an evil price for President Coin.
• Naruto's just being goofy!Naruto.
• The Buzzy Beetle somehow beats Papyrus and the Eater of Worlds in a pie contest.
• Blofeld seems to be very confident in his capabilities, thus the Amuro Ray boast.
• Snow's wolf pack eliminates Spiny from the games.

Enter Day 4◊

• Blofeld plays The Chessmaster card of this season.
• The fury of the Frozen North took over Franz's foster brother. RIP Daniel Craig!James Bond.
• Why Barash decided to insult the Eater of Worlds, I’ll never know.
• Mokou = Too OP, plz nerf.
• Regigigas, I do not that that’s a very good idea.
• Caesar forces Oddleif to submit.
• Coin’s representative might be defeated by Naruto someday.
• And now this quite the hunting party.
• .... How?

Fallen Tributes:◊ Ontario Place, Black Hat, M104 Fortress Unit, Venom, Slaking, Spiny and James Bond (Daniel Craig).

Feeling a little disappointed with this update? Worry not, the next one will be something big.

Edited by dave_the_assassin on Oct 20th 2018 at 2:36:42 AM

I bet Regigigas is teaching everyone how to be a Slow Starter. Papyrus will be all the more lazy like his bro.

OMG Buzzy Beetle...

Ouch, Hinata’s rescue of Bond ended up being for nothing in the end, since he died the very next day... You tried, Hinata. You tried.

And huh, it’s been prophesised that Naruto will ultimately defeat Lancer of Red? Quite interesting considering how powerful they both are...

Pretty amused by Missingno's antics so far x3

Oh, god fucking dammit, Venom, and you had such a strong start too... But nope, you just had to die unceremoniously before coming even remotely close to the goddamn podium (or at the least, presumably tying for most kills)...

Also, is it just me or does Bill Cipher seem to get nominated a lot? I can't help but wonder why that is.

Edited by IchigoMontoya on Oct 19th 2018 at 7:42:20 AM

Mett likes to nominate him a lot, including him as Bipper. I guess he's a signature tribute for them XD

Edited by Psychedelicate on Oct 19th 2018 at 8:31:08 PM

And Bill was lucky enough to be in the OG Hall of Fame multiple times before Mett came along.

How did the Eater of Worlds lose a pie eating contest?

And that's where complaining about the simulator's absurdity will get you, Slaking.

Edited by InfinityRyujin on Oct 19th 2018 at 9:16:15 AM

Final update before I turn in, I guess.

Battle Music:

• Dynasty Warriors: Gundam 2 - The Frozen Breath

Enter Night 4◊

• How, Missingno.?
• Caesar eliminates Naruto on Mr. Krabs' orders.
• Blofeld indulges in pranks.
• Then again, Misdreavus is quite smol.
• OOC!Eater of Worlds is OOC.
• That's quite the trick-or-treat group.
• A Faking the Dead scheme didn't end well for Barash.
• .... What? RIP Karaba.

Enter Day 5◊

• Papyrus to rescue! It's for real this time.
• Glitch!Namco has the Dream Stone? Not sure if that's a good idea....
• Mummy!Regigigas sounds pretty funny, tbh.
• That's quite the Standing Up School.
• Overall, everyone's just goofing around.

What was that? Oh, yes. Welcome to space, everybody!◊

• Aliens decided to screw around that prophecy of LOR's even more by taking him and Papyrus.
• Two tributes are lost forever in deep space, while two others are hurled into the sun.
• Caesar should have known better than to open the space helmet.
• Three unlucky tributes were to close to a black hole, and paid the ultimate price.
• The others escapes certain death.

Deaths:◊ Oh, boy. Naruto, Barash, Karaba, Papyrus, Lancer of Red, AbareKiller, Franz Oberhauser/Ernst Stavro Blofeld (Christoph Waltz), Blizz, the Eater of Worlds, Rook, Gangrenous F, Julius Caesar and Mokou.

Edited by dave_the_assassin on Oct 19th 2018 at 10:24:25 PM

RIP Eater of Worlds. Killed by an even bigger eater of worlds.

Finally, Papyrus did something heroic (for once)... but then the aliens wouldn’t let him relish it. However... couldn’t Misdreavus just phase out of that locker?

Also, Buzzy Beetle’s already a tough mook herself, but look at those kills! She might as well be an Elite Mook!

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Oct 20th 2018 at 12:12:23 AM

OMG Buzzy Beetle... Again...

For fuck's sake man ...

People really ARE determined to keep R34 alive, aren't they?

Dammit Black Hat,I was sorta hoping you would start a cult or something.

Also I just noticed how many times I've nominated Bill. I guess I just want to see Bill actually WIN one of these times

Damn, RIP Naruto. I don't think Hinata is taking his death very well, if her sudden mean streak afterwards is indicative of anything...