Hunger Games Simulation: Beyond the Possibilities

Alright, Season 76 is about to commence! I wish everyone good luck, and I wish I had more to say to fill out this opening paragrpah.

Hey look! Tributes!◊ What a colourful and varied cast, as per usual.

THE BLOODBATH◊

• A rolling baboon! Probably the least silly thing we will see all day, to be honest.

• The phantom thief cat has a premonition... somebody's going to die. It's Zazu. Morgana, why didn't you intervene?!

• The secret stealthy sniper snags a shield.

• The blonde cutie walks into a big hunk of a soldier. After a few seconds, they flee from each other.

• The young moose runs away from the bloodbath. Good call.

• A drug addict finds a fan. That... might help with something? Not sure about his reasoning, but I'm sure he's clueless as well.

• Riza Hawkeye blinds Tatsumaki with ugliness.

• And here's a Storm Guy, just appearing.

• Discount food mascot hedgehog runs. Like all mascot hedgehogs do.

• Reuniclus figures out that having teeth may be helpful, so they find a beartrap.

• Terminator Vs Roy, who wins? Neither of them, they get exhausted way too fast.

• Discount Super Man flees the bloodbath on foot.

• Earth uses an attack on M4... Who only flinches. I would probably do more than just flinch if a planet attacks me.

• Han strikes with a hammer, but it squeaks as it bounces harmlessly off the second discount food mascot hedgehog.

• A time controlling robot escapes the cornucopia unharmed.

• Carlin shows his braveness by giving the Willosaur a noogie.

• Myrcia, you better still have hotdogs left, I'm hungry as well!

• A monstrosity called Vargfren gets itself out of there.

• Jinx is confused. The confusion messes with her head so much it causes an explosion.

• Steyr receives a membership for the toughest club around.

• The Grox runs away, outpacing other tributes with its cyber leg.

• Dae-Su finds some food, eats it and becomes so small that he can call pebbles boulders.

• Junkrat claims a weapon the help him crush some skulls. Meanwhile, Eric's hands hurt.

• Grey Good consumes some corn to aid them on their gluttonous journey.

• Sakurai takes some smoke bombs to aid him in combat.

• Mr O'Malley confiscates a nuclear drink.

• Elise and Twinkle get nominated for a game in which people kill each other. Then receive Unreal Tournament invites.

• Super Brainz is bad news for the tributes.

• The yellow stick figure escapes.

• While all this is happening, Jack Mathers is being ignored.

• Nyarome shows his genius.

• Lee knows to run away from the carnage.

• Code Bullet makes like a bullet and speeds off.

• A cute cat has an oversized fork.

• Gothitelle, Rich Cat, and Hinano destroy an abomination.

• Yoshiko, seeing what everyone else is doing, decides that she should flee.

DAY ONE◊

• Rafki buys his stuff back from the grox.

• Storm Guy, don't let your dreams die just because other people don't like them.

• Jack turns the Vargfren into a pony, rides him, then gets bucked off.

• The cute little kitty cat taunts Roy from above with her Fork of Doom.

• Junkrat may have other motives here.

• The Willosaur broadcasts secrets about Sakurai.

• Suppa Man is asking sea shells for answers. They provide useless answers.

• Code, the Terminator, and Super Brainz kill some rocks.

• M4 scares Tatsumaki by playing a song at a high volume.

• Flash Man is taken over by his split personality. I wonder what he'll be like now...

• MacMillian crushes a cockroach with his new shield.

• The Earth thanks Oggy123 for nominating it.

• Ah, you may want to drop that sponsor, Ogorki.

• Dae-su has a baseball strike him out of nowhere! Also, Yoshiko's baseball practice is delayed due to a missing ball.

• Twinkle Sprinkle deeply offends Elise so bad that her stomach ulcer nearly explodes.

• Patrick becomes obsessed with anime, especially one called Gyakuten Saiban: Sono Shinjitsu, Igari!

• Rich Cat asks for money from Trevor. It really should've been the other way round.

• Lee Know is a silly tribute.

• Carlin wins a court case while wearing an anti-police t-shirt.

• Han is a hollow shell of a person.

• Grey Goo clones Junkrat's boss and consumes the clones to build up its mass.

• Myrcia's up to trouble.

• Papryka vows to join the skeleton war when he dies in response to Flat Eric's question.

• Nyarome and Miyako have teamed up, and try to recruit Gothitelle. They woulda succeeded if it weren't for Buff Byrant.

• Reuniculus finds out that Morganan planted a bomb on them. It's not going off yet, just ticking.

• Riza likes Carykh's murder car.

• Steyr attempts to join the Time Council, but she is rejected.

• Tyrone kills President Snow. Looks like Junkrat needs a new boss.

• Rola gets a lemon car.

FALLEN TRIBUTES◊:Zazu, Jinx, Dog Mouth Horse.

Never mind this post, already answered the mods' dilemma.

Roy being able to tie against the Terminator? Of course. After all, he's the Flame Alchemist, and is The Dreaded among the military.

And RIP Zazu, first blood of the season.

Edited by dave_the_assassin on Dec 12th 2019 at 7:49:44 PM

Uhh... Han, are you okay?

And I guess Lee Know is all set to be a Cloudcuckoolander.

Did a rhino just... fall from the sky and crush Zazu?

Storm Guy is so tragic, amirite?

Dammit, Jinx.

Huh, kinda funny that AUG got into the Salty Spittoon, but she still couldn't become a member of the Time Council.

She might be tough, but I guess she's not trustworthy?

NIGHT ONE◊

• Elise, Rafki, Terminator and Han dress up as discount food mascot hedgehogs, much to the confusion of the Willosaur.

• Twinkle Sprinkle calls Suppa Man "Super Man", much to Suppa Man's amusement.

• Buff Bryant eats so many apples that even Trevor was concerned.

• A planatary-scale were-rabbit. That is humourus and frightening at the same time.

• Lee spares Riza, then is congratulated about not doing violence.

• Yoshiko broadcasts ASMR around the arena.

• Vargfren summons some other demons, then gets killed by Doom Guy.

• Rich Cat starts digging through the snow and finds Vargfren. He then hastily puts the snow back.

• Tatsumaki is playing with her dolls while chanting.

• Rola saves Ogorki while they're fighting a monster.

• Myrcia trusts M4 to catch her while they fall. M4 steps away, letting Myrcia plummet. Unfortunately for her, Myrcia knows how to fly, and is back with a deadly vengeance.

• Dae-su, Miyako, Jack, Artemis and Patrick all play Sardines, and Dae-su is the first one to hide. Patrick is the loser.

• Carlin has a wife.

• This new Flash Man likes to fight in art galleries. A Grox and Carykh join him.

• MacMillian is planning his victory.

• Tyrone plays pinball and is very good at it.

• Steyr informs the grey goo that she is President Snow.

• Gothitelle has prepared sushi! Wait, but there aren't any fish nearby... and where's Super Brainz?

• Roy has no idea what air is, despite being an alchemist.

• Flat Eric is now an Eldritch Horror.

• Sakurai claims an idol in a temple, only to be chased by a boulder. He gets away no problem!

• That boulder then wedges Junkrat between it and a cliffside. Storm Guy comes to the rescue.

• Code Bullet and Morgana have an arm-wrestle. Morgana wins.

• Nyarome puts his life on the line and takes up smoking.

DAY TWO◊

• A Grox found a secret passage throught the floor! No, wait, that was a glitch. He's gone now.

• Twinkle Sparkle now has a custom title.

• Flash Man is not a bastard, Carykh. Come up with a better insult for next time.

• Tatsumaki shows off her sword, but Junkrat gets in the way and loses his head.

• Sakurai is now feral, thanks Dae-su.

• Code Bullet resets the Terminator to factory settings.

• Carlin tries to get Han into MoretsuAtaro. Han doesn't like it, so Carlin murders him. Doesn't seem like he cared too much though.

• Riza invites Papryka, Morgana, Rafiki and Storm Guy to a party. She tells them to wear "fancy dress", only for them to misread it as "dress fancy".

• Yoshiko gains ifinite coins to the dismay of Roy.

• Demon hitmen from hell come to kill Hinano.

• Lee Know was working out, only to maim Steyr with a dumbbell. Steyr takes that dumbbell, and caves in Lee's head. He shoulda known better than to mess with her.

• Artemis, Gothitelle, Rich Cat and Trevor find out that they're in their personal hells.

• Rola makes food for Tyrone, but she spat in it.

• Earth is shocked when it found out about what turned Ogorki on.

• Myrcia gets a big Toblerone. Lucky day for her.

• The Willosaur says that Patrick has outlived is usefulness, only for Patrick to say that the Willosaur's the useless one. Patrick then kills Willosaur.

• MacMillian's gambit requires him to enter a building, but he gets chased out by a floating skull.

• Elise is shrunk by a lightning bolt.

• Buff Byrant, Eldritch Eric, Jack Mathers, Reuniculus, Suppa Man, and Grey Goo try to form a Totem Pole Trench, only for it to go horribly wrong.

FALLEN TRIBUTES◊:Vargfren, M4 SOPMOD II, Super Brainz, A Grox, Junkrat, Han, Hinano Miyako, Lee Know, A Willosaur.

Didn't know Rafiki liked dressing up.

I'd love to see Papryka cosplays x3

Press F for Psyche and Ichi, the former losing both tributes in the same day and the latter out by the second update.

Oh, Roy Mustang, how deliciously ironic.

And what would Rafiki even wear for Riza's party?

Both of my tributes are now small. Amazing.

Oy vey...

> Flat Eric becomes an Eldritch Abomination

“I’m sorry Quentin.”

Cary, what are you doing? That's not child friendly.

i may be late, but:

-1. Go, Reuniclus!

-2. I have tributes at the ready for next time. I hope you're ready for my sleep paralysis demons...

A demon from hell comes to kill a meguca?

conspiracy

NIGHT TWO◊

• Patrick calls Jack a killer, only to be reminded that Jack hasn't killed anyone, by Patrick has.

• Carlin does something to Storm Guy that arcada188 would find unforgivable.

• Reuniculus is digging a hole. For what purpose, I have no idea.

• Elise makes a squirrel bite Gothitelle.

• Flash Man is possesed by a parasite, which changes his personality again.

• Yoshiko loses her boomerang.

• Myrcia and Terminator use a green shell to bludgeon Tyrone to death.

• Code, Morgana, Riza and Tasumaki start dancing.

• Rich Cat's most powerful attack is deflected by MacMillian's shield.

• Dae-su has a breakdown upon realising that Santa isn't real.

• Sakurai and Byrant have a staring contest. Sakurai wins.

• Detective Goo owns the dance floor.

• That high guy stares at an aurora.

• Twinkle Sprinkle consumes popcorn.

• Eldritch Eric is a wish granter. Artemis better not make too many wishes, though.

• Steyr finds a coffee cup the size of a wedding cake.

• Were-Rabbit Earth wants things to get dangerous.

• Ogorki is a bad person.

• Suppa Man messes with Roy's head.

• Papryka tries to eat Rola. They fail.

• Carykh performs genocide against goblins, But is lynched by some rogue survivors.

DAY THREE◊

• Rafiki is not convinced by Trevor's music.

• Yoshiko's sponsor's head has turned up in the arena. Looks like Patrick did it.

• Roy, still trying to adapt to his new senses, is beaten to death by a phantom thief cat with ballet shoes. He dies thinking that this is just some fever dream.

• Nyarome tells her goons to murder Sakurai. Three minutes later, his corpse is brought to Nyarome's base.

• Storm Guy burns to death in a pillar of sunlight as Riza summons a field of flowers.

• Carlin stuns Gothitelle in mid-air.

• Rola embarasses Grey Goo in front of a large audience.

• The Terminator threatens Elise to delete her recent post.

• I have no idea what work MacMillian is from, but he's hyped about an update for it.

• The Earth has a letter bomb for Reuniculus. Reuniculus does not fall for it.

• Papryka and Code bullet have a drinking game. Papryka wins.

• Steyr asks what could go wrong. She doesn't find out. Yet.

• Dae-su is now a Hard Boiled Detective. Eldritch Eric tries to pretend to be a desperate client.

• Myrcia showers in a waterfall. Flash Man dumps garbage down the same waterfall.

• Artemis now has a starfighter.

• Rich Cat greets Byrant in the way that the cool kids do. Kids say that, right?

• Jack drops Ogorki off a satellite dish, which explodes and kills the green hedgehog.

FALLEN TRIBUTES◊Tyrone, Carykh, Roy Mustang, Masahiro Sakurai, Storm Guy, Ogórki

2 The Star War Gatherings events happening in a row?

Very good, the memes are prosperous, very good.

Edited by VengefulBale on Dec 12th 2019 at 3:42:15 AM

Welp, rip picklehog :/

Welp, there goes Roy's dream of becoming the Fuhrer.

And wow, Riza.

Oh, for fuck's sake. Lee Know, Han, I am disappoint. And you had potential, Han! Goddamnit!

MacMillan is from Modern Warfare. In other words, a new Call of Duty content update.

Edited by Mhazard on Dec 12th 2019 at 11:57:14 PM

I wouldn't believe a stoner who sings that they're most definitely not a villain. Unless they're heroic.