Welcome to the Hunger Games Simulation reboot!
Please read the updated rules post here.
Due to the resim glitch, event submission is currently paused.
Also, the host reservation list is here.
Old rules snipped; please read the updated rules post.
And that should be that. Here's a save of the simulation, just so you know what to expect. Now's start the nominations for the first season of the reboot!
Team Powerful
Reserve: Team Public Service
Edited by wingedcatgirl on Sep 27th 2023 at 8:51:59 AM
Who's gonna host, and who's gonna run?
Edited by TroperNo9001 on Oct 19th 2019 at 8:52:27 AM
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"(Player1) insults a member of the live audience, who proceeds to enter the arena and beat (him/her1) to death.
(Player1) is a level five vegan, (he/she1) won’t eat anything that casts a shadow.
(Player1) brutally kills (Player2) and coverts (his/her2) corpse into a “Meat Bicycle”.
(Player1) is disturbed by (Player2)’s creepy obsession with (Player3). (Blacklist)
Well,my parents turned the internet off when nomination period happened so I'm going to sit this one out.Probably focus on Convergence a little more if I get my motivation back.
I could host.
Edited by TabbyGirl4 on Oct 19th 2019 at 9:35:51 AM
"I'm Mary Poppins, Y'all!" - Yondu,2017Are you sure you can host, Tabby? You need to make sure that you actually have the time for it. We don't want to go through excessive delays and unfinished updates again.
Maybe,my parents are lessing the controls a little more and I could go a simpler path of hosting. I do live in a timezone different than most of y'all.
Edited by TabbyGirl4 on Oct 19th 2019 at 10:05:31 AM
"I'm Mary Poppins, Y'all!" - Yondu,2017Well, given your past attempts to host, as well as your parents disconnecting you during the nomination period, we're not very confident in your ability to keep a consistent hosting schedule right now. It's not your fault and I understand that your parents' restrictions are out of your control, but it does seem to me that you won't have the time to commit to hosting right now, especially since your parents apparently disconnect you at random, unexpected times of the day.
Maybe once your parents stop restricting you altogether we'll let you host again, but for now, we're going to have to decline your offer. We really appreciate your willingness to help, but we feel that it'd be better if someone who is more confident about their schedule hosts this season.
Billy will run, but who's gonna host for real?
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"- (Player1) visits the Database Library and checks out some of the material to use as Poor Man's Porn at (his/her1) camp.
- (Player1) and (Player2) read up on the OG HGS and learn about Gunstargate. (Player1) is shocked while (Player2) likes it.
I'm admittedly not sure about that Gunstargate event myself.
Okay, I approved that event on Discord on the grounds that it's an in-universe historical event, but Dave gave his concerns that the higher mods might get mad at us for that.
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"(Player1) asks (Player2) if (he/she2) likes the way tomatoes feel. (Player2) says yes.
(Player1) asks (Player2) if (he/she2) likes the way tomatoes feel. (Player2) says no.
You know ice cubes are cool but (Player1)'s just a fool.
Edited by VXXXN on Oct 20th 2019 at 3:26:15 AM
(5x) I'll step down, you're right.
"I'm Mary Poppins, Y'all!" - Yondu,2017- (Player1) finishes the last uploaded chapter of a really good fanfic, only to realise that it's a deadfic.
- (Player1) kills (Player2) for talking about (his/her2) favourite things too much. (Fatal)
- (Player1) goes to Shitpost Village.
- (Player1) kills (Player2) for killing people. (Fatal)
Edited by Psychedelicate on Oct 19th 2019 at 11:06:15 PM
- (Player1) is hit by a truck by (Player2) and (Player3), who are going to a McDonald's, causing (him/her1) to become a zombie idol singer.note
- A skeleton tells a joke to (Player1). (He/She1) finds it humerus.
- President Snow tries to count how many times (Player1) has died, only to add one more at the end by killing (Player1) again.
- President Snow tries to count how many times (Player1) has died, but he fails.
- President Snow tries to count how many times (Player1) has died. He succeeds and dies laughing.
- (Player1) sees alternate universe versions of (himself/herself1) inside a mirror maze.note
- (Player1) uses a magical mallet to make (himself/herself1) larger.
- (Player1) uses a magical mallet to make (Player2)) giant, before throwing knives and bullets at (him/her2).
- (Player1) uses a magical mallet to make (Player2) giant, before throwing knives and bullets at (him/her2), but (Player2) dodges it.
- (Player1) sculpts traditional soldiers out of clay.
- (Player1) sculpts traditional soldiers out of clay, which shoot (Player2) with bullet orbs.
- (Player1) dies and respawns at a starting point, with few seconds of invincibility frames.
- (Player1) sees a highschool-self fanwork about (himself/herself1).
- (Player1) sees a servant-self fanwork about (himself/herself1).
- (Player1), (Player2), (Player3), (Player4), and (Player5) dance and rap in front of a chicken car.
- (Player1) says "Aight Imma head out" before standing up from a chair.
- After analyzing their voices, (Player1) concludes that (Player2) is (Player3).
- After suffering from bad luck, (Player1) screams, "smite me, oh Mighty Smiter!"
- After suffering from bad luck, (Player1) screams, "smite me, oh Mighty Smiter!". (His/Her1) deity does so.
- (Player1) says, "I feel you! I feel you deeply! Your feeling I can feel deeply!" to (Player2).
- (Player1) complains that (his/her1) medieval buildings look like carnivals after the texture of wool is updated.
- An iron golem offers (Player1) a red rose.
- (Player1) shrinks (Player2) and puts (him/her2) into a water bottle, turns (him/her2) into orbeez, throws (him/her2) into a wall, and shouts at (him/her2).
- (Player1) has joined the battle bus. (Bloodbath only)
- (Player1) says to (Player2), "Somehow, I don't think you thought your cunning plan all the way through."
- (Player1) finds a sign saying, "Do not disturb. Tiny grass is dreaming."
- (Player1) finds a sign saying, "A nice electric shock."
- (Player1) finds a sign pointing to a place called "Garden with Curled Poo."note
- After seeing an off model version of (Player1), (Player2) calls it "Quality (Player1)".
- After being dropped off a cliff by (Player1), (Player2) gets devoured by hyenas.
- After being dropped off a cliff by (Player1), (Player2) gets devoured by (Player3), (Player4), and (Player5) for betraying them.
- (Player1) calls (Player2) out for making an offensive joke. (Player2) decides to make a supportive joke instead.
- (Player1) hires a dinosaur to murder some pet cats.
- (Player1) wishes to become a bell. (Player2) grants (his/her1) wish and makes (him/her1) the Taco Bell.
- (Player1) joins the gangsta's paradise, only to sing a song regretting it.
- (Player1) wishes to become a colonel. (Player2) grants (his/her1) wish and makes (him/her1) the Kentucky Fried Colonel.
- (Player1) and (Player2) discovers that there's a show about them called "The (Player1) and (Player2) Show".
- (Player1) hosts a HGS season with this season's nominators as tributes. (His/Her1) own nominator wins.
- (Player1) hosts a HGS season with this season's nominators as tributes. (Player2)'s nominator wins.
- (Player1) tries hosting a season. It was easy.
- (Player1) tries hosting a season. It was a chore.
- (Player1) and (Player2) engage in a breakdancing match by literally breaking stuffs with dancing.
- (Player1) kills (Player2) for saving people.
- (Player1) kills (Player2) for not saving enough people.
- (Player1) on skateboard hasa amazing "non fall" action.note
- (Player1) finds out there's a bootleg toy where (he/she1) is labelled the opposite of (his/her1) alignment and is a police biker.note
- (Player1) finds a bootleg product featuring (him/her1), but the product is labelled with (Player2)'s name.
- (Player1) comes across a bootleg toy of (himself/herself1). (He/She1) finds it disgusting.
- (Player1) comes across a bootleg toy of (himself/herself1). (He/She1) finds it disgusting.
- (Player1) comes across a bootleg toy of (Player2). (He/She1) finds it hilarious.
- (Player1) comes across a bootleg toy of (Player2). (He/She1) finds it disgusting.
- (Player1) kills (Player2) for suggesting too few snowclone events.
- (Player1) says to (Player2), "life has many doors, (Player2)."
- (Player1), (Player2), (Player3), (Player4), (Player5), and (Player6) play a game of superpowered soccer.note
- (Player1) finds a wallet with a picture of (him/her1) and labelled (Player1) Wallet in a store.
- (Player1) makes a (Player1)joke, which proves popular.note
- After getting lucky, (Player1) says, "seriously? This took a sudden turn for the awesome."
Edited by Billy5545 on Oct 19th 2019 at 7:19:16 PM
Just an eagle. (Feel free to PM me if you want to talk to me).Welp, I missed it. Guess it was bound to happen with Billy hosting and being out of the country with shitty wifi, but at least here are some unsubmitted events I found lying around.
Insert Bad Pun Here
- (Player1) is asked if (he/she1) knows what a majority vote is by a shadowy version of (himself/herself1).
- (Player1) tells (Player2) (he/she1)'s just your friendly neighbourhood police officer, here to help (Player2) out.
- (Player1) begins hallucinating an eyeless version of a deceased tribute taunting (him/her1).
- (Player1) attaches (Player2) to a dartboard and shoots nonlethal poison darts at (him/her2).
- The collar (Player1) is wearing explodes, blowing a hole through (Player2)'s chest. (fatal to P1 and P2)
- (Player1), (Player2), and (Player3) discover a room filled with doll replicas of all the tributes in the season.
- As (Player1) is on the brink of death, (Player2) forcibly gives (him/her1) human emotions by injecting them into (his/her1) severed head. (Player1) says, "what have I done?" (fatal to P1)
- (Player1) discovers (Player2)'s notes on (his/her1) favourite foods, titled "(Player2) you believe it?"
- (Player1) high fives (Player2), which (he/she2) happily reciprocates. (He/She2) then tells (Player1) to "quit it with the weird chipperness".
- (Player1) asks (Player2) to give (him/her1) a reason not to kill (Player3). (Player2) replies "because (he/she3)'s cute".
- (Player1) torments (Player2) with the AI version of a deceased tribute.
- (Player1) rides a supersized panda around the Arena.
- (Player1), (Player2), (Player3), and (Player4) use an ouija board. The ghost of a charred corpse appears, which (Player1) befriends.
- (Player1) accidentally looks into (Player2)'s eyes for more than 5 seconds and falls in love with (him/her2). (blacklisted)
- (Player1) and (Player2) are chased by a sentient man-eating flower, but (Player2) randomly falls asleep while running, forcing (Player1) to carry (him/her2).
- (Player1) serves (Player2) a plate of bread, with flash grenades on the side.
- (Player1) punches (Player2) in the face for giving (him/her1) sleeping pills.
- (Player1) kidnaps (Player2) and forces (him/her2) to serve (him/her1) inside a life-sized dollhouse.
- (Player1) has a nightmare about a previous tribute's death and wakes up screaming "mint chocolate chip", much to (Player2)'s confusion.
- (Player1) and (Player2) discover a chibified copy of (Player3) made out of slime.
- (Player1) insults (Player2), who later looks up said insult. (He/She2) is disappointed the insult doesn't have a deeper meaning.
- (Player1) is attacked by a tribute wearing a cat-shaped mascot head. (Player2) saves (him/her1) and takes off the mask, revealing the tribute to be (Player3).
Arena Event
Decay begins spreading through the Arena, disintegrating anything it touches.
- (Player1) saws off (his/her1) own limbs to survive.
- As (Player1) is sitting with (Player2), (he/she1) looks up in horror to see (Player2) reduced into a pile of gore. (fatal to P2)
- (Player1) gets disintegrated, which (Player2) witnesses. (He/She2) runs away crying before getting disintegrated (himself/herself2). (fatal to P1 and P2)
- (Player1) tries to hug (Player2) one last time before dying, but disintegrates just before (he/she1) reaches (him/her2). (fatal to P1)
- (Player1), (Player2), (Player3), (Player4), and (Player5) are disintegrated in a mass of dust. (fatal to P1, P2, P3, P4, and P5)
- (Player1) tries to attack (Player2) with garden equipment. Upon seeing this, (Player2) purposefully disintegrates (him/her1). (fatal to P1)
Regular Events:
- (Player1) murders (Player2) with a utility knife and sucks the blood out of (his/her2) corpse with a straw. (fatal to P2)
- (Player1) uses (Player2)'s extracted blood to create power-erasing bullets.
- Upon (Player1) refusing (Player2)'s offer to ally with (him/her2), (Player2) touches (Player3), who explodes into particles in front of (Player1). (fatal to P3)
- (Player1) shoots (Player2). (Player3) shields (him/her2) from the bullet and is nonfatally shot, but loses (his/her3) powers in the process.
- (Player1) tells (Player2) "(Player3) gets it", to which (Player4) replies, "(Player3) gets it", to which (Player5) replies "(Player3) gets it". note
(Based off a Tumblr post, so there's no original context, but I presume they'll all be blacklisted anyway)
- (Player1) tells (Player2) that (he/she1) loves (him/her2). (Player2) tells (him/her1) that (he/she1)'s made a horrible decision, really.
- (Player1) tells (Player2) that (he/she1) loves (him/her2). (Player2) laughs hysterically.
- (Player1) tells (Player2) that (he/she1) loves (him/her2). (Player2) says "YEET".
- (Player1) tells (Player2) that (he/she1) loves (him/her2). (Player2) replies "if only there was someone out there who loved you".
- (Player1) looks at a mirror and tells (himself/herself1) to fight, twice. (Player2) walks in and asks (him/her1) if that means it's a two-round fight.
- (Player1) goes back in time to force (Player2) to break into a basement and kill (Player3) and (Player4). (Player2) asks if (Player1)'s happy with (himself/herself1). (fatal to P3 and P4)
- (Player1) shoots (Player2) in the head with a rifle and decapitates (him/her2), only for (Player2) to survive and turn into a titan in front of the entire Arena.
- (Player1) drinks wine containing (Player2)'s spinal fluid, morphs into a mindless titan, and is promptly killed by (Player3). (fatal to P1)
- Pointing to the edge of the Arena, (Player1) asks (Player2) and (Player3) if they'll finally be free once the enemies out there are killed.
- (Player1) loads a rifle and puts it in (his/her1) mouth, but takes it out after a few minutes and mutters "nevermind".note
- (Player1) calls (Player2) an eyesore. (Player3) is horrified and tells (Player1) that (he/she2)'s a perfect beauty, but (Player1) just responds by calling (him/her2) an eyesore again.
- (Player1) throws a temari ball at (Player2), decapitating (him/her2). (fatal to P2)
- (Player1) flips a coin to decide whether to talk to (Player2) or not. It lands on heads.
- (Player1) flips a coin to decide whether to talk to (Player2) or not. It lands on tails.
- (Player1) attacks (Player2). (Player2) falls asleep, pulls out a sword emitting lightning, and beheads (Player1) with it in half a second. (fatal to P1)
- (Player1) suspends an injured (Player2) in the air with spiderwebs. (Player2) makes (his/her2) blood spontaneously combust, killing (Player1). (fatal to P1)
- (Player1) fuses (his/her1) body with a locomotive.
- In response to (Player1) killing (Player2) and (Player3) with a vase and taunting (Player4) over it, (Player5) says "hey, cut it out, fuckface". (fatal to P2 and P3)
- (Player1) has a cold soba eating contest with (Player2) to cheer (him/her2) up.
- (Player1) cuts off (Player2)'s limbs in a fight. (Player2) asks (Player3) to come reattach them for (him/her2), which (he/she3) does.
- (Player1) eats the broken blade of a sword and gains demonic powers.
- The sun praises (Player1).
- Some happy little trees paint (Player1).
- (Player1) sets (Player2) off, killing an explosive.
- An unknown sponsor recieves (Player1).
- (Player1) strangles a backpack with (Player2). (Bloodbath-only)
- The podium stands too long on (Player1), gets tazed, and drowns in the water surrounding the Cornucopia. (Bloodbath-only)
- The podium steps off (Player1) too soon and explodes. (Bloodbath-only)
- (Player1) picks up an apple. (Player2) says "stop, you have violated the law, pay the court a fine or serve your sentence".
- (Player1), are you okay? (Player1), are you okay? (He/She1)'s been hit by, (he/she1)'s been struck by, a smooth criminal.
- (Player1) says, "My name is (Player1). My camp is in the northeast section of the Arena, where all the villas are, and I am not married."note
EDIT: Fixed MHA event and reduced the alt responses events
DOUBLE EDIT: edited Demon Slayer event
Edited by unfortunatezorua on Oct 22nd 2019 at 3:10:01 AM
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?(Player1) introduces (himself/herself1) by saying "Ayo, Hitman (Player) introduces!". (Bloodbath only) (from https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8XKDXHdj95s)
oh my god, i edited this one post like so many times already, im not editing this post again
Edited by VXXXN on Oct 19th 2019 at 9:45:06 PM
Don't forget to format it as "(Player1)". It should always be formatted that way even if an event only involves one tribute.
I understand, but plz don't be so salty. We don't want to make more trouble than what is worth.
Hope: "Let's go. We'll be together." Lightning: "I only know... that soon, we'll be together."Zorua, the second death event in your MHA arena event has P3 dying first, which will easily mess up the placements. Also, your "alt responses to ILY" events are too snowcloney, and will also give the runner misery since they're all blacklisted.
- (Player1) suplexes (Player2), (Player3), (Player4), and a deer to prevent them from seeing (his/her1) doujinishi manga. (D4950, N5007)
- A boulder suplexes (Player1), just because it can. (D6598, N6660)
- (Player1) catches (Player2) with a voodoo doll of (him/her1) and disposes it properly.
- (Player1) catches (Player2) with a voodoo doll of (him/her1) and destroys it, killing (himself/herself1) in the process.
- (Player1) catches (Player2) with a voodoo doll of (Player3) and disposes it properly.
- (Player1) catches (Player2) with a voodoo doll of (Player3) and destroys it, killing (him/her3) in the process.
- (Player1) stores (his/her1) memories in a bowl called the Pensieve and relives them in person. (He/She1) is traumatized.
- (Player1) stores (his/her1) memories in a bowl called the Pensieve and relives them in person. (He/She1) is amused.
- (Player1) relives (Player2)'s memories by entering (his/her2) bowl called the Pensieve. (Player1) is traumatized.
- (Player1) relives (Player2)'s memories by entering (his/her2) bowl called the Pensieve. (Player1) is amused.
- After (Player1) discovers (Player2)'s secret, (Player2) wipes (Player1)'s memories of it.
- (Player1) wipes (Player2)'s memories of the last event (Player2) was involved in.
- (Player1) wipes (Player2)'s memories of the above event.
- (Player1) gives (Player2) the Try Not to Laugh Challenge. (Player2) laughs 1 second in.
- (Player1) gives (Player2) the Try Not to Laugh Challenge. (Player2) laughs halfway through.
- (Player1) gives (Player2) the Try Not to Laugh Challenge. (Player2) makes it all the way to the end.
- (Player1) wonders if (his/her1) pony could fly. It promptly floats up in the air.
- (Player1) spots a magical pony flying through the sky and tells (Player2) to shoot it down.
- (Player1) sees (Player2) sleeping and remarks that (he/she2) sleeps rather soundly for a murderer.◊ (Night-only)
- (Player1) announces that what (Player2) just did was ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING!
- (Player1) makes (Player2) bleed but not die. (Player3) says that that's just messed up.
- (Player1) broadcasts (Player2)'s embarrassing secret in the Arena.
- (Player1) comes up with an alias by stringing the names of (Player2), (Player3), and (Player4) together.
- (Player1) tells (Player2) to be honest with (his/her2) feelings for (Player3). (Blacklisted?)
- (Player1) and (Player2) argue over who gets to do the chores.
Edited by TroperNo9001 on Oct 19th 2019 at 10:33:57 AM
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"- Everyone everywhere is thirsty for (Player1)'s blood.
- (Player1) proclaims that everyone everywhere is thirsty for blood.
- (Player1) asks (Player2) to make (him/her1) a meal. (Player2) cooks (Player1) and makes (him/her1) a meal for (Player3). (Fatal)
- (Player1) tells (Player2) to be honest with (his/her2) feelings for (Player3). (Player2) does so and expresses (his/her2) hatred.
- (Player1) calls (Player2) out for making an offensive joke. (Player2) decides to make a defensive joke instead.
- (Player1) wears a red jacket and shoots down (Player2) with a pair of pistols, one black, one silver. (Fatal)
- (Player1) kills (Player2) for talking about (his/her1) most hated things too much. (Fatal)
- (Player1) hires a pet cat to murder some dinosaurs.
- (Player1) crash-lands onto (Player2)'s face from great height using (his/her1) butt. (Player2) isn't pleased.
- (Player1) crash-lands onto (Player2)'s face from great height using (his/her1) butt, crushing (Player2) in the process. (Fatal)
- (Player1) picks up a megaphone and shouts "HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BLOOD? (Player2)?" in a classroom.
- (Player1) spends all of (his/her1) precious diamonds to buy labors, bullets, cogs and canned foods.
- (Player1) spends all of (his/her1) precious diamonds to buy a wedding ring that can only be used once.
- (Player1) spends all of (his/her1) precious diamonds to buy several tokens just so (he/she1) can get a silly furniture.
- (Player1) shoots (Player2) with a gigantic railgun mounted on a train. (Fatal)
- After leaving a lengthy rant about (his/her1) tragic life, (Player1) engages in a Bullet Hell duel with (Player2) on a flowery field.
- (Player1) runs out of storage spots for (his/her1) Tactical Dolls. (He/She1) tearfully rips their CPU cores off one by one to retire them.
- (Player1) runs out of storage spots for (his/her1) Tactical Dolls. (He/She1) uses all of (his/her1) money to buy 10 more storage spots.
- (Player1) dies of losing (his/her1) Magical Girl transformation trinket. (Fatal)
- (Player1) wishes to become a king. (Player2) grants (his/her1) wish and crowns (him/her1) as the Burger King.
- This season is featuring (Player1) from the (Player1) May Cry series. (Bloodbath Only)
- (Player1) runs a HGS season with this season's nominators as tributes. (His/Her1) own nominator wins.
- (Player1) runs a HGS season with this season's nominators as tributes. (Player2)'s nominator wins.
- (Player1) and (Player2) engage in a fencing match using literal fences.
- (Player1) rides a giant robot while chanting "DEMOCRACY IS NON-NEGOTIABLE!" with a megaphone.
- (Player1) asks (Player2) to disappear forever.
- (Player1) kills (Player2) for not killing people. (Fatal)
- (Player1) kills (Player2) for not killing enough people. (Fatal)
- (Player1) combines 15 vehicles into a giant robot and throws helicopter blades toward (Player2) with the robot. (Fatal)
- (Player1) combines 5 lions of different colors into a rainbow-colored giant robot and chops (Player2) in half with a giant sword. (Fatal)
- (Player1) presses "E" to call for Electronic Arts. A staff member arrives to sell some sport games.
- The "F" button presses itself to pay respect for the now-dead (Player1). (Fatal)
Well, any host?
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"- After (Player1) bans (Player2) from cooking meat, the latter gets (Player3) and (Player4) to set up a BBQ in front of (Player1)'s camp.
- (Player1) is already here. And (Player2) is already dead. (Fatal)
- (Player1) claims that every event to happen so far was all part of (his/her1) master plan. Nobody believes (him/her1).
- After seeing a cursed image made by (Player1), (Player2) turns around to (him/her1) and says "what the fuck did you just bring upon this cursed land".
- After seeing (Player1), (Player2) turns around to (Player3) and says "what the fuck did you just bring upon this cursed land".
- (Player1) creates clones of (himself/herself1), (Player2), (Player3), and (Player4), and sends them back in time where they become the originals.
- (Player1) is banned for using racial slurs. (Fatal)
- (Player1) kills (Player2) by the sheer power of memes. note
Edited by InactiveTroper19 on Oct 20th 2019 at 9:29:09 AM
YOU'LL NEVER SEE IT COMINGI could be a backup.
Edited by TabbyGirl4 on Oct 20th 2019 at 4:00:50 AM
"I'm Mary Poppins, Y'all!" - Yondu,2017Aww, another season I miss. Rooting for Simon and Dracula, though.
And with that, all spots are taken!
Hope: "Let's go. We'll be together." Lightning: "I only know... that soon, we'll be together."