Hunger Games Simulation: Beyond the Possibilities

Well played, WAHnos. The first kill event of the Reboot is exactly the same as the first one in the OG, except more badass. Even if you died right after, I salute you.

Mirrored screens for those who need it, since the runner has uploaded them to Imgur:

Reaping

Bloodbath

Day 1

I'm going to sleep right about now, though, so if someone can take over for me that'd be great.

...Sigh.

Maybe it's at least a good sign that Xingo is showing violent tendencies already, though? That's very unusual with tributes from his source material.

Wow Pac-Man, just wow. You're having a sweet time already.

Also, why are the "Eat Me"/"Drink Me" events in the Bloodbath? I only said they should be in the Feast and normal Day/Night. Not something to re-run over, though.

Edited by StarAndroidJaguar on Sep 4th 2018 at 4:20:41 PM

Well, I missed my chance.

I'll get my chance another day!

But wait, Revenge! That chance will be today, in Taco's Tropers tribute!

Edited by DefRevenge24601 on Sep 4th 2018 at 11:43:41 AM

The Tropers were reserves and they didn’t get in. Next time though.

So even though Steven hasn't technically gotten any kills, he's already established that he is bloodthirsty

Night One

• Smith massacres a batch of our dear leader’s Clones. A housefly serves as an unintentional casualty.
• Kovu has his priorities straight.
• Something tells me Beauty Stem has done something to a Chicken...
• Assassin bests Cell in a fight. But a stab in the back is all it takes to win.
• Booker breaks open his stomach.
• Stryker: I’M MELTING! I’M MELTING! OH WHATAWORLD WHATAWORLD...
• Earth Star lands on Gohan’s open Steven-wound.
• Arcana Force 0 can’t take the cold.
• RO6 and Triborg have peasant conversation.
• Thanks to Game and Watch, Tremor’s photo is very fitting.
• Pac Man attempts to continue his blood rampage, only to run a fowl the wrong guy.
• Segata wins, naturally.
• Steven, what would Lion think!
• Rodney, Elizabeth, Owell and the Stray Cat Are forced into a game of death. Or, uh, another, smaller one. Liz wins.

Day Two

• Nuru is a choosy beggar.
• Rosa and Hex understand when it goes to far.
• Smith is still a badass.
• Mojo Jojo’s event seems like it would have happened in Powerpuff Girls at one point.
• The Deadly Environment Hazard is now being pelted by cuccos.
• Yuki gives Elizabeth the forward Assassin treatment.
  • SURPRISE! LIZ LIVES!
• Of course he succeeds.
• Nevermind Kiara x Triborg. The Simulator seems to want RO6 x Triborg. And I like it.
• Steven left Kiara powerless for this. English has brutalized the Lion princess.
• Gale becomes the slave of AK12.
• Guys, meet Poopsie Monkeybuns.
• At 7/8 Central Time, be sure to tune in for Recipes With Dragunov.
• Xingo passes up a chance to shrink or grow any more.

TWELVE Fallen Tributes: A pesky housefly, Assassin, Booker, Kurtis Stryker, Gohan, Arcana Force 0, Pac-Man, Bob Owell, Rodney Trotter, Stray Cat, Cucco, Kiara

Edited by TacoBadger on Sep 4th 2018 at 1:26:16 PM

Attaboy, Xingo! Playing it smart, I see.

Fucking hell, Stryker...

Also, what's up with all these technically-not-kills multikill (going to hell to murder a horde of demons (blatantly obvious Doom reference is blatantly obvious), murdering a squad of Snowclone Soldiers singlehandedly, among others) events?

I knew both my tributes would be dead by Night 2. At least "The Fool" died in a way befitting its name. Even better that it wasn't killed by anyone else, as if the simulator knows that it can't be destroyed by battle.

Welp R.I.P the Trotters.

Del Boy will probably be remembered for being the first victim of the reboot.

Edited by ThatIdiotMan on Sep 4th 2018 at 7:55:31 PM

Welp, Cucco have, at least, learned to not mess with the Toad Patrol. Kinda nice to see that Earth Star cares about his love interest, even in HGS

Edited by Scipion3 on Sep 4th 2018 at 9:09:33 PM

...I think I may be right about Shuuichi taking a level in badass in this season, because DAMN, he and Eiri just got savage! Kinda bummed that Eiri killed Darkness's other tribute, though - ah well.

Edited by Psychedelicate on Sep 4th 2018 at 7:03:47 PM

Please tell me I'm not the only one who wants a G&W version of "Haven't You Noticed"

I wonder if Booker dying in these games counts as one of the many alternate realities in Bioshock Infinite

Night Two◊

• 400,000 dollars to kill that Captain!
• Tremor might not have his legs, but he can still punch ass!
• Dragunov is just too fabulous.
• Rosa begins to respect Earth Star.
• Elizabeth gets a puppy.
• Hex kills a kaiju and gains kaiju-like powers.
• Beauty Stem's depressed.
• Steven, WHY?!
• RO6 sends a robot, Triborg, to capture Gale. Gale hires Reggiegygas to kill Triborg before reaching him.
• Poopsie gets stuck.

Day Three◊

• Kovu gets drunk, and Xingo cooks meth.
• Steven finally kills his first tributes: Prim and Reggiegygas.
• Dragunov is too fabulous to stay hidden for long. Even when surrounded by a pack of good players.
• Nuru x Rosa
• Cell, nobody needs to see that.
• Earth Star does not mess around.
• At least Hex is honest.
• Yuki's got it all figured out.
• He didn't need both eyes anyway.

Fallen Tributes:◊ Triborg, Prim, Reggiegygas

Edited by TacoBadger on Sep 4th 2018 at 4:27:54 AM

Oh wow, I thought that Hex was gonna die when I read that event at first.

Edited by worldofdrakan on Sep 4th 2018 at 5:42:23 AM

I'm surprised Shuichi didn't win that beauty pageant, considering his boyfriend was one of the judges... I guess the other two judges called him out on it? XD

Is it me or Earth Star seems to be prety agressive?

Also Sombra...

Noooo, RIP Reggiegiygas

iconic.

Can't say that I especially ship Rosa/Nuru.

Gohan dies by getting turned into a pancake...? Cell's still alive, though, so there's that.

No wonder Kovu got lonely and drunk...

And Reggiegiygas wanted Triborg and RO365 back... RIP Triborg.

Also, it was a foal that Liz adopted.

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Sep 4th 2018 at 8:31:41 PM