Hunger Games Simulation: Beyond the Possibilities

D. A. and Clive were together twice in a row. Do I smell a potential friendship...?

They're bandmates.

Suuure, butterflies, I'm sure I can trust you...

Has Horrigan become the new Crabbe/Goyle?

Also, the roasting event needs fixing: it should be "Players 1, 2, 3, and 4 witness Player 5 roasting Player 6 and join him/her in running around the arena."

I know what it it is, I just meant that the spelling and grammar needed fixing.

Edited by IchigoMontoya on Aug 21st 2019 at 3:53:17 AM

I think that's a meme or something, because of the "HOOOOOOOOO". Kinda forgot who suggested it... probably SAJ.

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Aug 21st 2019 at 6:42:05 PM

I think the "HOOOOO" version was mine, but if there's one without, I'm not the one who suggested it.

Pleased that both of my tributes are still alive

Tari...

Curse you, Yami...

sigh

Another one so soon.

• Night 5◊In Full◊

• Night 5◊Events #1◊
  • The cult of butterflies form a blanket around the laptop belonging to 4fterthought, wishing to keep it cozy in the dark, windy, cold night. Wouldn't want it to short circuit or anything like that.

  • "Fredo, buddy. Why don't you get me some fish 'n' chips, alright?" says Draco, a fan of the british food. Fredo returns to him with potato chips and a fish in the middle of it, causing Draco to go mad for butchering a national treasure such as that one.

  • "THE WORST PART ABOUT ALL THIS," Clubs Deuce thinks to himself, "IS THE SLIGHT CHANCE THAT I MIGHT HAVE LEFT THE IRON RUNNING BACK AT HOME. I HOPE LIVE TO GET TO CHECK. BUT IT'S BEEN 5 DAYS ANYWAY, SO IT MIGHT BE TOO LATE. BUT I STILL WANT TO CHECK."

  • "After Driblee tried to catch me off guard, I'm glad that I thought of something like this to keep me through the night," Pecheneg says, spending the last of her moment tending to her new plants that will help her against.... zombies? "Hey, wait a second. This won't help me against Driblee at all..." she says as she pats the plants anyway. "Oh well, they'll do," she says, going inside her camp to get some sleep.

  • As Brajira is walking around the arena, a random Polo Ball flies in the shot and hits Brajira square in the jaw, knocking him out for the night. We've been missing comedy these last few days, people. Have some slapstick.

• Night 5◊Events #2◊
  • "Power Stroke, thank you for giving the chance to almost be a part of an idol band. When I come back, I hope we get to become friends. I've been needing some friends in my life after the death of... Sonny," says Dorothy as she sends a heartfelt message to her nominator.

  • "Oh well, if your plan doesn't go to... plan, the best you can do is just enjoy your moment," says Lucemon as he walks through the LSTORM the STORM KING CREATED 7 SEASONS AGO. That thing still hasn't died down? "These donuts are delicious. I'm going to remember this place."

  • Markiplier appears to be sponsored by... CLOAK! Hidden in plain sight! This is their clothing brand. More importantly, this is your clothing brand.

  • After being cut off from his power supply, Clive walks up to Satan and angry for all the bad things that happen in the games, collects the entire energy of his being into the point of his finger as he touches it open the leg of Satan, who promptly explodes while yelling "HIDEBU!" and leaves nothing of his body left.

  • The Frying Nemo building is on fire and Yami Yugi catches wind of this. Getting into a firetruck, he decides to drive put said building out, but the breaks appear to be cut as he hits the building dead on and destroys it.

  • After falling ill to the bloodlust that led to him killing Gogmazios, Kiko becomes so sad that he starts seeing the world in gray. Colours stop having meaning to him as he becomes perpetually sad, sitting in his camp while staring at an empty wall.

• Night 5◊Events #3◊
  • Pak Somat walks up into the camp of Veronica (who is still in Hell with no reason to actually get out of it) and grabs the PC of hers with his new-found telekinesis, before throwing it out of the camp, far away as the PC lands on the ground and breaks in tiny pieces.

  • "Zeppeli, you have to help me. Pretty much everyone wants me dead these games. You will help me out, right?" says Driblee, only to get a Hamon-infused kick right to his face, sending him flying into a tree, breaking the tree in half. "I will not help you," he says, as he pulls out the postage stamp belonging to Driblee from out of his pocket. "I stole this too, by the way," he says as he sends a surge of Hamon into the stamp, causing it to explode. He then walks up to Driblee and stomps him to death.

  • Yamcha's Corpse's Soul somehow appears in front of Frank Horrigan to warn Megatron that the robot is planning on killing him, as Frank Horrigan nods and asks "Why should I believe you?" to which Yamcha responds with "I was under the tree he was sleeping on. I heard him mumble while sleeping. Trust me."

  • Rodan with his newly found ability to talk answers Theo's question on whether he prefers cinnamon or butterscotch pie more with "Butterscotch-cinnamon" leaving Theo unsatisfied with the answer.

This night has been brought to you by... Markiplier's sponsor! Go check it out, they give us money to run this season.

• Day 6◊In Full◊

• Day 6◊Events #1◊
  • After absorbing Satan into his little finger, (yeah I just did a retcon of what happened to a character cause I don't look ahead, sue me), Clive unleashes the full power of him and becomes a lat larger and... stranger looking. Meet Photoshop!Clive.

  • After his chips n' fish mix up, Draco Malfoy gets a bunch of Reptar Bars from someone in the audience. A bunch. There's a lot of them, believe me.

  • Markiplier sends out a bunch of bubbles into the world, that even manage to bring Veronica out of Hell for a moment. Said bubbles also catch Theo, Yami Yugi, and Pecheneg, but the only one who actively does to them is Theo who gets incinerated by a ring of fire that Markiplier also created shortly after sending out the bubbles.

  • Yamcha's soul re-enters his corpse again, as Clubs Deuce hands him steel toe cap boots, winking at him as he does so. "YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THEM," Clubs Deuce says. He didn't. But they did it anyway.

  • Lucemon goes for a stroll near a water hole, before bending over and getting some water in his water bottle. "Ah, perfect. Enslave moisture," he says.

• Day 6◊Events #2◊
  • Rodan is carrying this new found ability to speak very far, as he writes a compelling review about the experience he had with watching episode 3 of the Chargeman Ken!, the popular anime created by Eiji Tanaka. The butterflies themselves take some time off from writing lies to save face on the internet and read said review, realizing that Rodan actually praised the visuals of their episode and found the story compelling and easy to follow, even though he had never seen the two previous episodes before this.

  • After losing his mind and being so sad that he's unable to see colour anymore, Kiko turns to Frank and tells him "your sobriety is not appreciated," slurring his speech to indicate that he's taking it pretty hard and is currently very drunk. Frank shakes his head and takes away the bottle of alcohol out of Kiko's hands, throwing the bottle away, as he leaves Kiko to think about what he's doing to his own mentality.

  • Pak decides to check out Yugi's bar out, noticing that there's something off about the barkeeper. "Where's Yugi?" he asks, to which the barkeeper tells him "Don't worry about it, alright?" Pak, not thinking much of it, asks for some lemon juice only to get a glass of demon juice, which is boiling hot. He decides to leave, without paying.

  • Megatron does the same exact attack as Markiplier, hoping they would catch Frank, but ends up with the laptop, Fredo, Dorothy and Zeppeli on his hands. The only one who dies is the Laptop. Bummer.

  • Brajira goes hunting in the middle of the day, killing a bunch of rabbits that have been running around his camp. He chows down onto the bodies that he gathered, not even caring to properly prepare them for eating. He regains some health out of it, at least. The little bit of health that was taken away by the random polo ball has now been replenished.

THIS COMMERCIAL BREAK HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY... Brajira. Make sure you congratulate him for winning the bet and not Theo!

Fallen◊Tributes◊: Satan, Frying Nemo, Driblee, Theo and 4fterthought's Broken Laptop.

Edited by TheMemeMan on Aug 21st 2019 at 8:35:55 PM

Yeah, I can see Draco getting upset about a British delicacy being ruined.

Rofl at Clive punching out Satan by... touching his pressure points, of everything.

Edited by Mhazard on Aug 22nd 2019 at 2:55:43 AM

Rodan writing a positive review of Chargeman Ken? Either he loves So Bad, It's Good, or has a... unique taste in entertainment

Photoshop Clive is a design I really wanna see now. XD too bad I didn't get "Photoshop Photoshop Flowey" last time.

Welp, Big Brain Markiplier has joined Yami Yugi on my shit list for the season.

RIP Theo.

Damn you, Clive, for ruining the devil figure meeting.

(Hope that desire didn't bother anyone. Specially cause I don't believe in Satan)

Lucemon, wat.

Aww thanks, D. A.! Better watch out for your best friend nightmare, though.

What do you say about another update?

• Night 6◊In Full◊

• Night 6◊Events #1◊
  • Being wronged already, Draco is a bit wary of someone trying to play off food from his country as being the food advertised. He thinks nothing of it, though, chalking it up as a mistake on the part of Fredo. Unfortunately, Clubs Deuce does the same thing, bringing him a plate of fish n' potato chips, causing Draco to throw it out of the window and point his trident at Clubs. "I should kill you for this, muggle!" before putting the trident away, and storming angrily.

  • Pecheneg gets a fanmail which asks for help regarding the speed of her muzzle velocity so that the fan of hers can calculate how fast her gun works. She happily obliges by sending it to him.

  • Photoshop!Clive somehow manages to utterly fail immediately after becoming strong, as he calls for help with a boulder that has him stuck to a cliffside. Luckily, the gigantic Rodan hears the cries for help and rams the boulder out of the way, setting Clive free as he flies off, not even waiting for a thank you.

  • Markiplier decides to challenge a bunch of butterflies to a drinking contest. The big brain of his allows him to understand the fact that butterflies are not actually able to hold their liquor well, as he swindles them into drinking more and more as the entire cult drops dead from alcohol poisoning. "Not as smart as you think you are, obviously," says Markiplier smugly.

  • "Calm down man," says Fredo, holding his hands up to stop Zeppeli from approaching closer. "I know you're strong, I don't want any trouble," he continues on as a vine punches out from under the ground and stabs through the unsuspecting Zeppeli with a knife. "These powers have really come in handy," says Fredo.

• Night 6◊Events #2◊
  • Dorothy Ann and Lucemon spend their night talking about the failed venture into Dorothy's teen idol career. "I could still make it work for you," says Lucemon. "You'll just have work for me that's all." "I don't know, Lucemon," replies Dorothy, "that seems a bit shady, if I'm being honest."

  • The rejuvenated Yamcha decides to stand up and yell at a cloud for whatever reason.

  • Yugi appears to be getting a lot of fans in the outside world, especially the one of them that gave him a... Pray Station. There's no games on it really, it's just something you stand on to play. Looks kind of like a Playstation, but it isn't. "This sucks," says Yugi.

  • Poor old Veronica gets a splinter the first night she spends outside of Hell, in the outside world. "This sucks," she thinks to herself, "I wish I had a way to get back there."

  • The freshly rejuvenated Brajira decides to go out and hunt some more, namely tributes this time. Wielding a giant pair of scissors, he comes across Frank Horrigan, who waits for Brajira to run after him, as [[spoilers:Brajira ends up tripping on a rock and ends up falling face first into the scissors. "Pathetic," replies Frank Horrigan.]]

  • Just like Capri Chilton before him, Kiko also ponders the implications of being a magical girl. But, as someone who has lost his faith in mostly anything, it does seem like the right idea. Now, if only he could find Kyubeey to make a wish.

• Night 6◊Events #3◊
  • Pak knows that trying to attack Megatron while he's awake could be considered pure suicide, so he releases a giant snake near his sleeping tree which coils around Megatron and forcibly inserts itself into his mouth opening, as Megatron wakes up and pulls the snake out of his mouth, throwing it away, before blasting it with his arm, which transforms into a very powerful cannon.

THIS COMMERCIAL BREAK HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY... THE PRAYSTATION. NO GAMES, BUT ALL THE FUN OF A REGULAR PLAYSTATION. You have to believe us...

• Day 7◊In Full◊

• Day 7◊Events #1◊
  • Not even realizing that Yamcha is now actively alive and kicking, Dorothy Ann decides to put a bucket onto his head to steal his supplies. Funnily enough, this does work, as Yamcha has forgotten that he can use his hands to take the bucket off. By the time the realization hits him, Dorothy is long gone. With his supplies!

  • Lucemon decides to go from camp to camp, handing Szechuan Sauce to tributes so that he can get on their good side. "Yes, yes. Eat my Szechuan Sauce, minions. You will all grow to be big and strong! I promise!" he says.

  • Quick! Who'd win in a fight, a soldier with a gun or a wizard? If this is indicative of anything, it's Pecheneg who won against Draco Malfoy. After filling him with lead, she decides to break him apart limb from limb and grind every part of his body into dust, as she snorts every part one by one. By the end, she's feeling higher than she's ever been.

  • Today's slapstick is brought to you by... Clive! Just like Brajira before him, he too got hit by a polo ball. It's not as funny the second time, though. Sorry.

  • Megatron and Fredo are sitting outside of an iceblock, keeping watch on a caveman. "So, as I was saying," Fredo starts talking but is cut off by Megatron. "Wait, shut up. Look," Megatron says pointing at the iceblock. "Where's the caveman?"

• Day 7◊Events #2◊
  • "HEY, KIKO. YOU MIND IF I USE YOU AS A TISSUE. I HAVE NO TISSUES AT MY CAMP," says Clubs Deuce, seeing that the kid is basically in the worst mood possible. "Sure, why not. Why should I care," answers Kiko, as Clubs Deuce grabs him and blows his nose on him. "HEY, THANKS KID."

  • Rodan is flying around the arena as DMX music is blasting from a gigantic radio that Rodan carries with him constantly on his back. Seems like too much work, but hey, it's worth it.

  • "I can smell my hair burning, can you just cut off the loose burning ends?" asks Veronica as she sits on a chair, Frank Horrigan behind her, holding the giant scissors that Brajira chased him with. As he tries to be very careful to cut her hair with them, she ends up cutting her entire head off prompting him to say "Ooops...."

  • "You must wait for another marshmallow! Here, take this one first!" says Pak Somat, throwing a singular marshmallow at Yugi. Being able to keep himself from eating it for fifteen minutes, he gets rewarded with another one, prompting Pak to call Yugi "very mature."

  • EVERYBODY, DO THE MARKIPLIER!

This day has been brought to you by... the videogame Clock Tower. Sorry, it's been a scissor heavy episode this one. It's a great atmospheric game, you should check it out!

Fallen◊Tributes◊: HCE Butterflies, William Anthonio Zeppeli, Brajira, Draco Malfoy and Veronica.

And with that Tet's death has been avenged.

Took a long time, but I feel ya.

According to my research... this is an actual Skyrim trick! (puts the bucket on the corpse's head and loots it)

Alas, poor Veronica.

Oh, it seems that Lucemon still has some Schezuan Sauce to integrate into his Xanatos Gambit.

RIP butterflies, at least you had a kinda good run