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Welcome to the Hunger Games Simulation reboot!

Please read the updated rules post here.

Also, the host reservation list is here.

ANNOUNCEMENT: Event cut


    Original OP 
Hi, and welcome to the official reboot of the Hunger Games Simulation! Yeah, funny that the guy whose tributes and suggestions created a bit of a stir in the original HGS is making the reboot post, I know. Before we begin, here are the rules. And a link to the HGS wiki as that's where we do the editing.

Old rules snipped; please read the updated rules post.


And that should be that. Here's a save of the simulation, just so you know what to expect. Now's start the nominations for the first season of the reboot!

Team Powerful

Reserve: Team Public Service

Edited by wingedcatgirl on May 5th 2025 at 4:10:01 AM

cornyfield256 about to kidnap from Yoshi's Island Since: Dec, 2022 Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
about to kidnap
#41726: Aug 23rd 2025 at 7:23:05 AM

Crap, Cranky died right at the beginning...

Hot take: I actually like Yoshi's New Island and it's soundtrack.
animuacid The girl of the window from Astyr residence in Lilysthia's grounds Since: Jan, 2024 Relationship Status: I love you for psychological reasons
The girl of the window
#41727: Aug 23rd 2025 at 7:28:24 AM

With that stupid crying face, it's obvious that Riel would turn out to be a huge wuss. But you mustn't falter! You've trained your fighting skills with logs!

And Childe kicking the bucket that early is a reference to his Butt-Monkey status in Rawfler's EXE videos.

Edited by animuacid on Aug 23rd 2025 at 4:34:01 PM

SomeLibre WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER from [SERVICE UNAVAILABLE] Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER
#41728: Aug 23rd 2025 at 7:36:14 AM

EXE like, like like-(blown up)

/j

Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category
IchigoMontoya (Don’t ask) Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
#41729: Aug 23rd 2025 at 8:27:37 AM

"Due to a nomination error, Gema arrives in the Arena as his random alternate form. The Gamemakers fail to undo the transformation, so Gema remains transformed for the rest of the season." Wat.

"Due to convoluted circumstances, Capitano ends up stuck as Auntie Ethel's headless body for the rest of the season." Wat.

Anywho, funnily enough, there actually is a Marvel villain named Sauron who named himself after the LOTR character in-universe (he's the pterodactyl man who'd famously rather turn people into dinosaurs than cure cancer).

And a quick trip to Google told me that cell phones don't set off gas explosions, so...

Edited by IchigoMontoya on Aug 23rd 2025 at 12:46:44 PM

CosmosAndChaos Peach from Brazil (Don’t ask) Relationship Status: Hugging my pillow
Peach
#41730: Aug 23rd 2025 at 12:06:05 PM

Kaf, was it due to Animal Jingoism, given Janice is part-rabbit, and your Author Avatar is an anthro fox?

"Oh, did I win?"
VengefulBale Bishie Gijinka Meta Knight from Nowhere Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: It's complicated
Bishie Gijinka Meta Knight
#41731: Aug 23rd 2025 at 3:35:51 PM

Ragatha fan service? Good.

Also, please don't give electric powers to Jax, superpowers are the last thing he needs

Prettiest Meta Knight Gijinka, ngl
idkwhatiamdoingatp What's your function? from Hooking up the country helping business rise (Series 1) Relationship Status: I'm in love with my car
What's your function?
#41732: Aug 23rd 2025 at 6:28:26 PM

like how the hgs is keeping norway's ditzy personality

WHO PUT A DIESEL LOCOMOTIVE ON THE ROAD!?
moxeden actually okay-ish from a place of comfort Since: Sep, 2023 Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
actually okay-ish
#41734: Aug 24th 2025 at 7:31:03 AM

Reboot S366 (part 2)

    Prologue (of this post) 
Well, it seems those four were right. There's no one on this floor besides us. All the elevators are broken and all the stairs are missing, too.

[RING RING] [pick up]

Hellooooo! Back from your break?

Yes, but can you at least answer one question? Just what are nominators?

They're the people that make this game happen by putting tributes into the game! Those weird names that you saw are all usernames. Basically, not everyone is going to leak their true name in public.

Why would that be important? What, the FBI's gonna hunt people down just by your legal name?

It might as well be, given the amount of dangerous people lurking on the Internet. And FYI, only Eden's name is fake. Anyways, you two are going to host from nighttime today!

NIGHTTIME!? Why didn't you say that beforehand?

Because it's funny. Every time we mess with you, it's because it's FUNNY. Quick, the audience is waiting! [hang up]

[turns on microphone] Welcome back, my dear listeners. This is Dr. Frasier Crane, hosting the Hunger Games Simulator. And today, we're starting this update from nighttime. I got coffee ready.

Night 1

[center and right screens turn on] What kinds of threats lurk in the night?

  • Of course the Joker would believe in his own lies. The crystals do nothing!
  • 5th Doctor and the black cat are paralyzed by a song playing... somewhere. All we know is that it's playing from a gramaphone in the Arena.
  • But I like Tasque Manager, Jax! Riel's right!
  • What's Three Dog cooking in the middle of the night? [...] It's... undescribably horrendous! Like a kiwi marinated in barbeque sauce!
  • "Yeet"? Is that what the kids are saying nowadays? Though I'd respond the same if I were a rat and a human woman went to hit on me.
  • Ayu is somehow strong enough to defenestrate the company of DC, but Barve Boy uses telekinesis to make it fly. (Why does the English language even have that word? Like, why was it needed?)
  • Sans!Ena commits underaged drinking and said something embarrassing while doing so, as pointed out by O'Neill.
  • Doodle Devil is going to run the next event into several layers of... "Google Translate"(?), which results in: "Don't throw me into the water in the fish." [stifles laughter]
  • So the simulator MANDATES animal cruelty, as it's the only way Nanna can interact with a fox.
  • Marvel reveals that Coiny was wearing a helmet the entire time and dramatically removes it only to find... another helmet.
  • Pumpkin tries to prevent Gema and Borat from commiting cannibalism against Raphael.
  • Sheldon and Leif dangerously play hot potato with a bomb... which isn't even an actual bomb.
  • Jackenstein sees that 7th Doctor has become a gruesome monster... and thinks he got high—
  • Hmm? It seems Auntie Ethel is trying to tell me something. As if she can see me from the screen. [text message on laptop: "Seriously, you may have to look at what's behind you through a mirror..."] Well, what is behind me? [leaves room; immediately comes back] AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGGHHHH!!!! There's a noseless face on the back of my head! [text messages on laptop: "OH FUCK THAT WASN'T PLANNED" "HOW DID THAT EVEN GET IN THERE"] Wait, really— AAAAAARRGGGHHH!!! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! I'LL GRAB A LIGHTER AND DEODERANT; YOU GRAB A FIRE EXTINGUISHER! [both leave the room]

The group takes control of the microphone, which was left on while Frasier and Roz were leaving.

I guess we're impromptu hosts for the rest of Night 1. Look, the point of getting these two is that we're clearly competent enough to be hosts! ...This is not going to end well.

  • Mary turns herself into a bunny. How cute!
  • RMS Mauretania and Noelle play jump-rope, when the former falls flat on her face. [BOOM]

    Hmph!
    GAH!
    Woah!
    Ugh!

    I hope this did not affect the structural integrity of this place.
  • There is getting offended, and then there is getting offended to the point of leaving someone to die of hypothermia in a freezer, which is what happens with Nezha on the receiving end and Ly'lac as the stuffer.
  • "I can fix her", towards the entertainer says the fallen angel, who is worse.
  • Seems Mount Doom gets the point across to Vallis-Neria in the form of alphabet soup. Feels a lot funnier with those memes running around.
  • A– The Green Goblin, just shredded— the Cardiacs with a harvester...
  • No, Daniel can't simply "pause" cooking, Gaming.
  • An art collab between Kinich, Somari, and Kulu-Ya-Ku, steps 1 to 3!
  • Did Spoken For Teto roll a two-sided die, then?
  • You really should've chosen a better reason for Karsh not to kill you, Narancia!
  • "National Ham Sandwich Day of Independence"? As if, Shoshenq I.
  • [BAM] Another dropped Nokia!? Why do you even have a Nokia, Marina?!
  • Jere has the thought process of an RPG protag.
  • How is Fukukitaru riding a skateboard going to prove a point to Carnivine?
  • Ragatha, (still wearing a swimsuit) Capitano, (who's still the rest of Auntie Ethel's body sans the head) The Fantastic Gang, The One Ring, and SCP-187 bury Static Miku halfway into sand. The last of which (who's still a bipedal disembodied head) shoots the rest with a machine gun. To be fair, I'd also be pissed if someone put my head halfway into sand.
  • Monica finds a magic lamp and wishes for three things: to overcome her social anxiety, to be recognized, and to free the genie inside.
  • Coolio Toolio dies in an attempt to do a malicious version of corru.observer.
  • You can't even eat rice in the first place, SS Norway.

Day 2

Frasier and Roz come back into the recording room after burning the face of Voldemort off the back of Frasier's head. The former gets an Ash Face while the latter has frazzled hair. Neither of them realize the remaining embers still on their heads.

You two are finally back. Good, I was getting tired of hosting. But that was still fun, wasn't it? So, how did your break go?

What is this, another one of your stupid pranks?

Woah, woah, woah! Believe me when I say that of all the weird things that happened to you this season, this isn't even our doing. Must be some sort of gl– Shhh! We reveal that later. Just get the mic already. We did the rest of Night 1 for you. Time to start Day 2. [hangs up]

A– Fine.

  • Gaming console recursion. How delightful. Seriously, what is with Gaming and his association with video games!?
  • Guess we got some relationship drama going on! Doodle Devil and Swampy intend to use the contrails of a plane to write a message asking for Doodle Devil's pet (whatever it is) to come home. However, Swampy messes up the message and rewrites it into "Static Miku, will you marry me?", causing Shoshenq I to be mistaken for cheating by Pumpkin. Why would anyone want to marry Static Miku when she's still an insect-like thing?
  • Solcito uses dark magic to create a monster the likes of H.P. Lovecraft that devours Green Goblin, 5th Doctor, and Borat!
  • JOKES ON YOU, JOKER! NOBODY SHALL KILL THE RADIO STAR!
  • Asmodeus dies by crashing into a wall, distracted while driving— Oh wait, that's just a test dummy.
  • Marvel throws a literal ton of ash into Gema's eyes!
  • Mount Doom is right. At this point, given the amount of deaths that happened so far, Carnivine might as well kill Riel.
  • Jomanda gets the left side of his body cut clean, but he's fine. Then again, that part already looked diseased before then.
  • Tiamat dies of heart attack after finding a bootleg action figure of 7th Doctor that allegedly comes from "Baldur's Foundation", and he is called Monica. Additionally, Jackenstein is in the background of the packaging and it was allegedly made by miHoYo. I'd have a heart attack too if I also saw a bootleg that blatant.
  • Given the humor shown in Battle for Dream Island Again, Coiny putting tank treads on a submarine is a given. You don't even know that show!OOC explanation
  • Auntie Ethel's head, Jax (who still has electic powers), Yian-Kut-Ku, Doodle God, Ayu do something called "LARPing". I may or may not have heard that before.
  • Well, it's true. You can die without killing anybody, or survive at the cost of many lives. Such is the dilemma of this game.
  • Nanna's gotta have a big camp to fit Marina, DC, Tasque Manager, Kulu-Ya-Ku, and Werner in order for everyone to raid it for... Doritos.
  • Sheldon tries yet fails to save Three Dog from drowning... WHAT THE HELL? THAT'S THE MOST JUVENILE JOKE I'VE EVER HEARD OF!
  • I feel the same, Witch. I really wish this is just a dream.
  • SS Norway tries to give the life lesson of friendship in the form of a treasure chest to Daniel. Well I'd expect gold too!
  • Spoken For Teto and Somari say, "How many colors of the alphabet does it take to taste math?" "Left!" ...Eh?
  • Ly'lac, O'Neill, and Mepps must choose who gets executed next by majority. Unfortunately, nobody dies as everyone voted a different person. ("Unfortunately"?!)
  • As expected from a barbarian, Karsh tries to wear a piano like a helmet.

Fallen Tributes Rest in peace for Nezha, the Cardiacs, Narancia, Ragatha, Capitano, The Fantastic Gang, The One Ring, SCP-187, Coolio Toolio, Green Goblin, 5th Doctor, Borat, and Tiamat. Nominators Newnesz, TheRealBerdly, and Cutegirl920fire have been eliminated. Better luck next time! Oh, puh-lease! You already demonstrated that you don't give a crap about their well-being! Anyways, this is Dr. Frasier Crane, signing off to wish you good mental health. [Frasier turns off the mic]
    Epilogue (of this post) 
[RING RING] [pick up]

I. Really. Need. To. Know. WHY DID YOU OVERWORK US FOR THIS?!

Technically, you weren't even overworked. Did you even bother checking the time? Maybe try to look out from windows? Just clean yourselves up a bit for the next day, alright?

So you're gonna just leave us here 24/7 without even letting us come back to our houses?! What about Alice? And Niles?

Oh don't you worry! Your families are going to be perfectly fine. Well, toodles! [hangs up]

...Guess we'll have to sleep in the radio station 'til this nightmare ends.

Edited by moxeden on Aug 24th 2025 at 11:30:47 PM

Good morning, and good night, I hardly ever sleep. With what I have, what else do you think I'd ever need?
Justkong033 Moni from Nowhere Since: May, 2021 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Moni
#41735: Aug 24th 2025 at 7:42:34 AM

The massacre event that happened above Monica one, at least she doesn't become the victim of it, yike

Edited by Justkong033 on Aug 24th 2025 at 9:48:47 PM

Moni..Mo..Moni..Moni
SomeLibre WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER from [SERVICE UNAVAILABLE] Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
IchigoMontoya (Don’t ask) Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
#41737: Aug 24th 2025 at 8:02:32 AM

Green Goblin, I am disappoint.

Joker, plz.

Libraryseraph uu~ from Canada (Handed A Sword) Relationship Status: Raising My Lily Rank With You
uu~
#41738: Aug 24th 2025 at 8:05:33 AM

Ly'lac killing someone for calling her a zoomer is really funny given the positioning of her (and the rest of her cast herd) as doing commentary on modern internet culture. She's mad because it's true, i guess

HAPPY HALLOWEEN FOR MARIA
Zanreo Gizmondo from Glitch City (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Gizmondo
#41739: Aug 24th 2025 at 8:09:53 AM

At least Jomanda kept his winged side?

My favorite failed console tbh
animuacid The girl of the window from Astyr residence in Lilysthia's grounds Since: Jan, 2024 Relationship Status: I love you for psychological reasons
The girl of the window
#41740: Aug 24th 2025 at 8:24:46 AM

Looks like Noelle is much stronger than her sister. She survived a ship sitting on her face and impressively flexed her muscles. The only thing in which Riel beats Noelle is the slightly larger chest size.

I'm not surprised by Static Miku's massacre and others wanting to marry her because FLAVOR FOLEY has become a fad in TV Tropes, with many tropers having her in the avatar galleries (and one of them filling up the work page).

I'd love to try that bootleg game; it looks more promising than Zenless Zone Zero.

Edited by animuacid on Aug 24th 2025 at 5:30:25 PM

cornyfield256 about to kidnap from Yoshi's Island Since: Dec, 2022 Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
about to kidnap
#41741: Aug 24th 2025 at 8:32:49 AM

Useless comment: Also, I knew that reference in the plane event...

Edited by cornyfield256 on Aug 24th 2025 at 11:33:10 AM

Hot take: I actually like Yoshi's New Island and it's soundtrack.
Bluethorn CHOMPION from Partash Since: Jan, 2018 Relationship Status: Star-crossed
CHOMPION
#41742: Aug 24th 2025 at 9:43:22 AM

How does a snake drive a car anyway?

Tbh I never really hated his minigames in the original, but they did make them better in the remake.
CosmosAndChaos Peach from Brazil (Don’t ask) Relationship Status: Hugging my pillow
Peach
#41743: Aug 24th 2025 at 12:26:00 PM

Karsh with a piano helmet, though.evil grin

"Oh, did I win?"
idkwhatiamdoingatp What's your function? from Hooking up the country helping business rise (Series 1) Relationship Status: I'm in love with my car
What's your function?
#41744: Aug 25th 2025 at 1:33:52 AM

mauri casually giving noelle the most intense pain of her life be like

also norway breaking down because she can't eat rice even when ships literally CAN'T use rice as fuel is pure ditz territory

WHO PUT A DIESEL LOCOMOTIVE ON THE ROAD!?
JustNormalMusicLover Just one media nerd (Experienced Trainee) Relationship Status: Abstaining
Just one media nerd
#41745: Aug 25th 2025 at 6:37:40 AM

Rice Shower being a sweet angel is yeah... I'd love it. Heehee.

Nothing solves a day of depression better than a warm smile.
moxeden actually okay-ish from a place of comfort Since: Sep, 2023 Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
actually okay-ish
#41746: Aug 25th 2025 at 10:30:09 AM

Reboot S366 (part 3)

    Prologue (of this post) 
Frasier and Roz go back into the recording room and seem to have cleaned themselves up after the last update. To alleviate the insecurity of artificially advanced male-pattern baldness, Frasier wears a bowler hat for the rest of this season. Roz does the same with a sunhat, minus the male-pattern baldness part.

Dammit, Frasier! Not that stupid bowler hat again! What, you got a problem with that? They look cool, you see. Anyways, this place get weirder every time. The clocks skip every odd minute and the windows are boarded up.

[RING RING] [pick up]

Yoohooo! Time for another update! Looking good there?

You again! Another thing: where do these "tributes" even come from?

Oh, it's simple! We gather them from other universes!

Then, are you proving the existence of multiple universes?

Eh, not quite. It's mostly from the media we consume. For now, get on with the show. [hang up]


[turns on microphone] Yeah, uh, this is Dr. Frasier Crane, hosting yet another update on the Hunger Games Simulator. And someone from outside just gave me a correction. Raphael is a demon, not a human, so the event he was in at Night 1 wasn't cannibalism. Seems every update after the first starts at nighttime. Oh boy.

Night 2

[center and right screens turn on]

The killers shall take their victims in the dark! It's not even Halloween!

  • Noelle, is this what most people in this future do nowadays? Just go on the Internet and tell lies?
  • Well, Fukukitaru, you can always take French swears.
  • Wait, if Coiny already speaks English, what would a conlang of that sound like? Oh, Roz. You don't know how many there are based on English.
  • Auntie Ethel's head puts on sandals, holds a sword using telekinesis, and brags to Asmodeus that she's replicating a Middle Eastern fiction setting. Just be careful not to come across as bigoted!
  • Mount Doom makes fanart of DC in jubeat's artstyle. For one, it seems that game doesn't have much in terms of art and two, you can't make fanart of a company unless it's their logo.
  • Karsh's reaction is pretty understandable, given it's said that the prize for the original Hunger Games is unlimited food.
  • NO! WHY WOULD SS NORWAY WASTE TASQUE MANAGER'S WINE LIKE THAT?! YOU SPILLED LIQUID GOLD!
  • Solcito tells Mepps that his shoes are fake! Oh, the horror!
  • 7th Doctor curses Jackenstein so that an earthquake happens every time he laughs. And does so anyways. Wait, how come we're not affected?
  • Leif gets a dream of falling in love with the other ship. Would be a pain to interpret, much like the one I had a couple years ago.
  • Pumpkin is locked in a room with a speaker that plays songs non-stop, and can't sleep as a result. Then again, why would it need to sleep?
  • Static Miku, Daniel, Raphael, Ly'lac, Witch, and Gema find even more bootlegs. Where are they even coming from?
  • Sheldon somehow fits himself into a normal milk bottle to hide.
  • The Joker basically turns into a phoenix and blasts fireballs at Gaming, Somari, and Swampy. At least I don't have to with lame puns about gaming anymore.
  • Hibiki and Jax cry together as they miss their homes, one forced to save humanity and the other turned into a cartoon because of a VR game. So there is another side to this bunny!
  • Sans!Ena asks Mr. Deeds why he's a mask this whole time. Turns out, there is a good reason.
  • Grizzy, with his poor grasp on English, asks to go to the bathroom by saying "JUICE!". Rice Showers gives him orange juice in response.
  • Doodle God tries to take out Mary, but it only made her stronger!
  • Kulu-Ya-Ku resorts to stress-drinking tonight because of this game. Man, I wish I can do that right now...
  • Barve Boy claims that he's the mastermind of this game, and Kinich tries to debunk it. [Texts on laptop: "Hey, is it true?" "Now that I think about it, I feel like my neck is a knifepoint..." "Not anymore."]
    Meanwhile, in Prairie Caverns... 
Note looks shocked and gestures Nora to look behind.

[reads off text message] "Hey, is it true?" Now that I think about, I feel like my neck is at knife... point.

Nora is frightened at the sight of Barve Boy threatening to cut their neck. Despite this, they try to remain calm and say one simple command: Nova, get him.

Nova uses her wing shards to trap Barve Boy by forming a cage in the shape of a triangular prism with the shards as corners. She then opens the trapdoor on the ceiling without touching it and sends Barve Boy up into the sky, back into the Arena, before regenerating them immediately after.

How did that guy even get in there?

[texts on desktop] Well, not anymore.

  • Marina and Nero make some corny jokes over a bonfire.
  • Riel is forced by Yian Kut-Ku to keep turning a huge horizontal wheel.
  • Everyone of Marvel finds a water tap in a cactus and drink from it, only to get food poisoning as a result. What did you expect from a cactus? There's bound to be poison!
  • Nanna's fridge is alive?
  • O'Neill shows us why people should check expiry dates before eating anything.
  • Jere and Werner claim that the Arena is powered by "three square meals a day and booze".
    [beat]

    Was I skipping over this guy the entire time? Whoops.
    (Were we skipping over this guy the entire time? Dammit.)
    (Were we skipping over this guy the entire time? Dammit.)
    (Were we skipping over this guy the entire time? Shit.)
    (Were we skipping over this guy the entire time? Dagnabbit.)
    (Were we skipping over this guy the entire time? Crap.)
    (Were we skipping over this guy the entire time? Oh, well.)

    Who said that— Not important. Silently ignore the fact that I talked. I'll just... leave and everyone can... do their own thing. Yeah, I know people can only hear me if I go "offscript", but that opens a dilemma. Am I supposed to be in-character as "The Narrator" or the out-of-character textual representation of the player who's actually writing all this? Like, what part of me is real— Nope. I'm not having this monologue. I don't wanna derealize again. And— oh crap, everything went into standstill again. Sigh. I walk away from my laptop. Everyone can hear my footsteps as they slowly get quieter and quieter.Actual OOC note

    So, uhhh, to compensate for the fact that we skipped Jere throughout the game (and we're deeply sorry for doing so), let's say that he: and his clone got jumpscared by a ghost; broke into a furniture emporium for potion ingredients; and told Grizzy to "return the BS" before this. There. Are you happy? I couldn't find anything creative to say, really.
  • Anyways, Ayu applies for a league of heroes and becomes it's newest member!
  • Three Dog eats a taco in a taco. Ah yes, what we need is more recursion!
  • Doodle Devil breathes "hopium" after seeing Monica and Carnivine fight over the fact that she quoted a random obscure work like religious text.
  • Great, 100 purple coins or Spoken For Teto dies. And she scores!

Day 3

  • Tasque Manager, what a noble act. (People can clearly see at what point I lost enthusiasm. Not that I was enthusiastic to do this game in the first place.)
  • So what, 7th Doctor will just sell hats to 1/6 of the population every time someone blinks? [Text on laptop: "That would be 1/8 now."] 1/8 OF THE POPULATION?!
  • Ly'lac gets her head stuck in an Erlenmeyer flask, but gets it out safely. WHAT. IS. WITH. THIS. GAME. AND. IT'S. ASSOCIATION. WITH. HEADS?!
  • Well, Jackenstein, anyone will punch you into pulp if you put them as video game characters without consent.
  • Mary threatens to call the Peacekeepers on Coiny. What do Peacekeepers do, anyway?
  • Marvel and Grizzy somehow trick Jax into thinking he laid an egg. Whether or not he's actually a rabbit, THEY DON'T LAY— [Text on laptop: "Human turned into rabbit, but the point still stands."] Oh.
  • It's death trap time! Carnivine traps six people (Nero, Spoken For Teto, Leif, Jere, Auntie Ethel, and Ayu) into a shotgun carousel, and Solcito can only save two while the rest get shot, at the cost of a metallic going to her hand! Who shall she save? Spoken For Teto and Auntie Ethel! You'd think she save her own brother in this!
  • Marina literally splits in two. Of course, real octopi can regrow limbs, but I don't think such a creature would survive a split like this.
  • DC and Asmodeus decide that they want to eat Karsh. This is bad enough for Sheldon to delete his memory of this event by erasing his brainfolds with an eraser.
  • Wow, for a Joker, you can't even speak perfect English!
  • RMS Mauretania almost kills Noelle... but is interrupted by a phone call.
  • Kulu-Ya-Ku falls into a corner of the map through clipping. I-Is this supposed to happen?
  • There seems to be something so special about Okinawan fried noodles that makes Fukukitaru bribe Witch with it to gather more info on Jomanda.
  • Of course Doodle Devil uses the same techniques as Doodle God. You both have "Doodle" in your names!
  • Kinich loots a floating island like it's no one business!
  • Static Miku crawls to find Ayu from the shotgun carousel and says, "Well, that's just Prime." ("Prime"?! I'll show you prime soon enough!)
  • I thought Hibiki already had the ability to fly with that suit!
  • Rice Showers (an angel, apparently) proclaims to Raphael (a demon) that he swore to protect her alongside some other tributes.
  • Given that Barve Boy is still trapped in a pink, tranluscent cage, I can confirm he is suffering.
  • Mr. Deeds is shot down by Peacekeepers as he tries to escape prison!
  • Yian Kut-Ku manages to fit on Daniel's shoulders to reach SS Norway's windows. SS Norway, ever the idiot, misinterprets what Daniel says.
  • It's the classic invisible lemon juice trick, O'Neill!

Fallen Tributes

Rest in peace for Gaming, Somari, Swampy, Nero, Leif, Jere, Ayu, Kulu-Ya-Ku, and Mr. Deeds. Nominators cornyfield256 and Myskywarm have been eliminated. Better luck next time!


    Epilogue (of this post) 
[RING RING] [pick up]

Listen here, you little freaks. Why don't you end this now?!

A better question would be "why are still blaming me for everything that happens this season?"! I don't even do anything to you most of the time!

Oh yes you are! You gather us here, make me host a death show against my will, and keep us trapped in the radio station for the past 72 hours!

You shouldn't be able to know the time. Remember what you said earlier? That all the clocks skip every other second and the windows are boarded up?

I– wait. How would you know I said that? The laptop wasn't even on that time.

Do we have to make this CLEAR to you? None of this is real, not even you. You and Roz are data clones currently stuck in a pocket dimension of our making, done specifically for this season, and was planned to be erased soon after. Though they might change later on. There are no other colleagues because we do not need them to run this season. Elevators are broken and stairs are missing because floors above or below this staight up do not exist. And the clocks are broken with the windows boarded up as there is no point giving the host a sense of time when the people in the Arena are also going through time dilation. Why have you not pieced this together by now? And by "pocket dimension", we mean "computer simulation".

Frasier and Roz are at a complete shock knowing their existence here is a lie. Are they still fit to host the next update?

OOC:How am I this good at writing suffering? It's 1:00 AM. I have a life outside of this.

Good morning, and good night, I hardly ever sleep. With what I have, what else do you think I'd ever need?
cornyfield256 about to kidnap from Yoshi's Island Since: Dec, 2022 Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
about to kidnap
#41747: Aug 25th 2025 at 10:40:38 AM

Welp, I'm out.

Hot take: I actually like Yoshi's New Island and it's soundtrack.
Justkong033 Moni from Nowhere Since: May, 2021 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Moni
#41748: Aug 25th 2025 at 10:41:15 AM

I didn't expect Monica's magic obssession caused her quote something like that lol

Anyway RIP Nero, you I'll be missed

Moni..Mo..Moni..Moni
VengefulBale Bishie Gijinka Meta Knight from Nowhere Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: It's complicated
Bishie Gijinka Meta Knight
#41749: Aug 25th 2025 at 10:57:07 AM

The Hunger Games broke Jax, impressive

Prettiest Meta Knight Gijinka, ngl
PointMaid Since: Jun, 2014
#41750: Aug 25th 2025 at 11:00:57 AM

Yes, nice work again, Mox! :D

...I'm also going to headcanon the DC fanart in the first part of the update to be DC characters, because while fanart of the company would be bizarre and funny, characters created for the company just makes so much more sense, LOL


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