Welcome to the Hunger Games Simulation reboot!
Please read the updated rules post here
.
Also, the host reservation list is here
.
ANNOUNCEMENT: Event cut
Old rules snipped; please read the updated rules post
.
And that should be that. Here's a save
of the simulation, just so you know what to expect.
Now's start the nominations for the first season of the reboot!
Team Powerful
Reserve: Team Public Service
Edited by wingedcatgirl on May 5th 2025 at 4:10:01 AM
- (Player1) (summons/summons/summons/summons/summon1) two clones of [typeD1] by slapping [typeC1] legs, then one of [typeC1] clone (does/does/does/does/do1) the same action as [typeB1], repeatedly until the end of the day. (Day only)
- (Player1) (summons/summons/summons/summons/summon1) two clones of [typeD1] by slapping [typeC1] legs, then one of [typeC1] clone (does/does/does/does/do1) the same action as [typeB1], repeatedly until the end of the night. (Night only)
Again, if KB will host, who will run?
- (Player1) says, "I like trains." A train promptly runs over (Player2). (FD577, FN570; should be split into the following to clarify the nature of the death:)
- (Player1) deliberately (summons/summons/summons/summons/summon1) a train to run over (Player2) by saying, "(I/I/I/I/we1) like trains."note
- (Player1) (says/says/says/says/say1), "(I/I/I/I/we1) like trains." By sheer coincidence, a train promptly runs over (Player2).note
- Before killing (Player1), (Player2) says "(Player1), prepare to meet (Player3)... in hell!" (FD4174, FN4202; should be converted/revised to this so it's clear that only P1 dies:)
- Before killing (Player1), (Player2) (says/says/says/says/say2) "(Player1), prepare to meet (Player3)... in hell!" even if (Player3) (hasn't/hasn't/hasn't/hasn't/haven't3) been sent to hell yet.
- (Player1), (Player2), and (Player3) bully (Player4). (Player5) shows up and suplexes (him/her/them/it/them4). (CFD and CFN2134, should be converted/revised to this so it's clear it's fatal:)
- (Player1), (Player2), and (Player3) bully (Player4). (Player5) (shows/shows/shows/shows/show5) up and fatally (suplexes/suplexes/suplexes/suplexes/suplex5) [typeB4].note
- (Player1) gallo(ps o/ps o/ps o/ps o/p o1)way from the cornucopia. (B481, should be "gallop(s/s/s/s/1)")
- (Player1) slic(es/es/es/es/e1) a volcano in half with (a/a/a/a/1) giant swor(d/d/d/d/ds). (D17032, N17261; should be "swor(d/d/d/d/ds1)")
- "There once was a ship that sank," (Player1) (says/says/says/says/say1) to (Player2) as the former (tells/tells/tells/tells/tell) the latter a story about the Titantic. (CD11903, CN12019; should be "(tells/tells/tells/tells/tell1)")
- When (Player1) (cuts/cuts/cuts/cuts/cut1) a slice of pie the wrong way, (Player2) (explains/explains/explains/explains/explain1) to the audience how (Player1) (is/is/is/is/are1) doing an injustice to others. (CD15318, CN15495, CF974; should be "(explains/explains/explains/explains/explain2), while the Regular Save version should be converted)
- (Player1) (is/is/is/is/are1) assigned (an essay/an essay/an essay/an essay/essays1) on the events of the previous season. [TypeA1] refuse(s/s//s/1) to complete the essa(y/y/y/y/ys1) and (is/is/is/is/are) promply executed by Peacekeepers. (FD7241, FN7295; should be "(is/is/is/is/are1) promptly")
- (Player1) die(s/s/s/s/1) because [typeA1]'(s/s/re/s/re) allergic to [typeD1]. (FD7341, FN7396; should be "[typeA1]'(s/s/re/s/re1)")
- (Player1) mak(es/es/es/es/e1) a memorial for (Player2) that says, "In loving memory. Don't know when [typeA2] w(as/as/ere/as/ere) born but [typeA2] shat [typeD2] today." (CFD4234, CFN6423; should be"w(as/as/ere/as/ere2)")
- (Player1) (pushes/pushes/pushes/pushes/push1] (Player2) into an oversized pitcher plant, where [typea2] dissolves. (Hostile Plantlife AE FS-2, should be "(pushes/pushes/pushes/pushes/push1)" and "[typeA2] (dissolves/dissolves/dissolve/dissolves/dissolve2)")
- Chekhov does a live news report about the death of (Player1). (Chekhov AE FS-2, dupe; should be "Chekhov pushes (Player1) into the former's volcano." while in the original, "death" should be "(death/death/death/death/deaths1)")
- (Player1) (enjoys/enjoys/enjoys/enjoys/enjoy1) [typeC1] time at the underwater city, and (decides/decides/decides/decides/decide1) to remai(n a/n a/n a/n a/n1) (merman/mermaid/merfolk/merfolk/merfolk1) ever after returning to the arena. (Merfolk City AE SS-2, "ever" should be "even")
- (Player1) completely (turns/turns/turns/turns/turn1) back into [typeC1] original species while [typeA1] (is/is/are/is/are1) still underwater; causing [typeB1[ to drown. (Merfolk City AE FS-3, should be "[typeB1]")
- (Player1) (gets/gets/gets/gets/get1) killed by a sea monster after the former swims outside the underwater merfolk city. (Merfolk City AE FS-4, should be "(swims/swims/swims/swims/swim1)")
- The Tributes all work together to set up a satellite dish on the roof. (Satellite AE CSS-1, should be "(Player1) get(s/s/s/s/1) the satellite dish set up.")
- (Player1) takes a quack allergy medicine that ends up turning (him/her/them/it/them1) into a gorilla for a few minutes. (CD10662, missing at Night, should also be converted to this:)
- (Player1) (takes/takes/takes/takes/take1) (a/a/a/a/some1) quack allergy medicine that ends up turning [typeB1] into (a gorilla/a gorilla/a gorilla/a gorilla/gorillas1) for a few minutes.
- (Player1) get(s/s/s/s/1) kidnapped and (has/has/has/has/have1) guns literally bolted to [typeC1] hands and fingers by some unknown tributes, before [typeA1] (is/is/are/is/are1) forced to fight (Player2) to death. (Player3) end(s/s/s/s/3) up being killed along the way by (Player2) before (Player1) and (Player2) decide to work together. They then kill the ones who bolted the guns to (Player1), (Player4) and (Player5), as well as their (employer/employer/employer/employer/employers6), (Player6). (FD7157, FN7214; P4 should've been killed by P1 and P2 instead of teaming up with P1 to kill P3)
- (Player1), (Player2), (Player3), (Player4), (Player5), and (Player6) go to special water and swap each other's bodies. They then return to normal. (D8465, N8547; should have "after dipping themselves in it again" at the end so it's closer to the source)
- An Instagram post of an egg somehow gets more likes than (Player1)'s arc so far.note
- (Player1) (kills/kills/kills/kills/kill1) (Player2) in the background of the previous event.note
- (Player1) (kills/kills/kills/kills/kill1) (Player2) in the background of the next event.
- (Player1) (shoots/shoots/shoots/shoots/shoot1) (Player2) in the (head/head/head/head/heads2) with (a flaming arrow/a flaming arrow/a flaming arrow/a flaming arrow/flaming arrows1).
- (Player1) (shoots/shoots/shoots/shoots/shoot1) (Player2) in the (head/head/head/head/heads2) with (an ice arrow/an ice arrow/an ice arrow/an ice arrow/ice arrows1).
- (Player1) (shoots/shoots/shoots/shoots/shoot1) (Player2) in the (head/head/head/head/heads2) with (a lightning arrow/a lightning arrow/a lightning arrow/a lightning arrow/lightning arrows1).
- (Player1) (uses a feather wand/uses a feather wand/uses a feather wand/uses a feather wand/use feather wands1) to increase gravity around (Player2), (Player3), and (Player4), making them stuck to the ground, and (leaves/leaves/leaves/leaves/leave1) them all to die.
- (Player1) and (Player2) control (Player3) and (Player4), respectively as the latter two play squash. (Player1) and (Player3) win.
- (Player1) and (Player2) watch (Player3), (Player4), and (Player5) rip up tree stumps in (Player1)'s camp.
- (Player1) (gives/gives/gives/gives/give1) (Player2) some chocolates. (Player2) (rejects/rejects/rejects/rejects/reject2) them, but after (Player1) (leaves/leaves/leaves/leaves/leave1), [typeA2] secretly (eats/eats/eat/eats/eat2) them.
Edited by TroperNo9001 on May 6th 2023 at 5:11:09 PM
"YOU ARE KAIND. MERSIFULL. AND, MOAST OF ALL... YOU DOAN'T KNOW HOW TO CLAIMB."Event dump!
- As this season begins, (Player1) scream(s/s/s/s/1) at (Player2), "GO FUCK YOURSEL(F/F/F/F/VES2)!" before the tributes appear on their podiums.
(Bloodbath only)
- (Player1) tr(ies/ies/ies/ies/y1) to chase (Player2) and (Player3), but (Player4) grab(s/s/s/s/4) (Player1)'s han(d/d/d/d/ds1) to stop [typeB1], making (Player1) blush and exclaim, "GHHHHH!" (Player4) ask(s/s/s/s/4), "What?" and (Player1) say(s/s/s/s/1), "Nobody's ever held (my/my/my/my/our1) han(d/d/d/d/ds1) before." (Player4) say(s/s/s/s/4), "Oh, (I/I/I/I/we4)'ll hold your han(d/d/d/d/ds1) if you let us go," and (Player1) say(s/s/s/s/1), "okay." (Blacklisted probably)
- (Player1)'s out of weed so [typeA1] ha(s/s/ve/s/ve1) to smoke the one that makes [typeB1] scared. (Player2) say(s/s/s/s/2) to [typeB1], "Don't get scared," and, "Whooos afraid of the big bad blunt?" (Player2) then tr(ies/ies/ies/ies/y2) to scare (Player1), show(s/s/s/s/2) [typeB1] what to expect during [typeC1] smoke, and make(s/s/s/s/2) [typeB1] play spot the difference. (Player1) respond(s/s/s/s/1), "You are doing some Cocomelon shit to (me/me/me/me/us1)."
(TGG for drugs)
- (Player1) see(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2) carry (Player3) and ask(s/s/s/s/1), "Um... what are you doing?" (Player2) respond(s/s/s/s/2), "Oh don't mind (me/me/me/me/us2)! (I'm/I'm/I'm/I'm/We're2) simply putting the things (I/I/I/I/we2) like in this corner," as [typeA2] place(s/s//s/2) (Player3) next to (Player4). (Player1) tell(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2), "Leave them alone," making (Player2) laugh and say, "You know (I/I/I/I/we2) won't."
- (Player1) sing(s/s/s/s/1), "Yeah yeah yeah!" as [typeA1] come(s/s//s/1) out of (Player2), (Player3), (Player4), and (Player5)'s TV, terrifying all of them.
- (Player1) go(es/es/es/es/1) to the grave of the first fallen tribute and say(s/s/s/s/1), "Imagine being in last place! That's embarrassing!"
- (Player1), (Player2), and (Player3) are in a teacup and spinning a little while talking. (Player4), (Player5), and (Player6) fly past them, spinning as fast as they can, screaming.
- (Player1) drink(s/s/s/s/1) the most corrosive bathroom cleaner in the arena, dying shortly afterwards.
(P1 dies)
- (Player1) give(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2) (a cup/a cup/a cup/a cup/cups2) full of liquid, making (Player2) ask, "Owo, choco?" A loud buzzer sound plays and (Player1) answer(s/s/s/s/1), "You're wrong! Sulfuric acid!" (Player2)'s insides melt.
(P1 kills P2. Also Feast.)
- (Player1) begin(s/s/s/s/1) ascending to heaven, telling (Player2), "(Player2), it's the rapture. (I/I/I/I/We1)'ve been (a /a /a /a / 1)good Christia(n/n/n/n/ns1), (Player2). (I'm/I'm/I'm/I'm/We're1) going to heaven," but get(s/s/s/s/1) reminded by [typeB2] about that time the former put spaghetti in the latter's clothes as a prank. (Player1) say(s/s/s/s/1), "Uh oh," and fall(s/s/s/s/1) down to Hell, screaming, "NO, (Player2), NO! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO BRING THAT UP?!" (P1 dies. TBB for religion)
Edited by Letooce on May 6th 2023 at 1:10:48 PM
Aw, I missed the season. I'll have an event based on one of Laura's win quotes, then:
- After non-fatally beating (Player1), (Player2) sa(ys/ys/ys/ys/y2): "When (I/I/I/I/we2) compare you to [First fallen tribute]... You're pretty much the same!"
We apologize for the delay, but we've run into an issue regarding Stan's flag and are trying to resolve it before Kaf can finally run the season. In light of this, we discussed in Discord over possibly changing how fully sapient animals should be flagged while accounting for their degree of anthropomorphism going forward. So far, we're proposed expanding the Pokéflag to include sapient animals (but at the specific nominator's discretion), or adding an opt-out list for players who are not comfortable with human/sapient animal romance (like with the opt-in list for teen marriage). However, we are not enacting any of these changes right away since this issue became more complex than we thought, but we might revisit this discussion in the future.
In other news, we have 84 tributes this season.
"YOU ARE KAIND. MERSIFULL. AND, MOAST OF ALL... YOU DOAN'T KNOW HOW TO CLAIMB."popping in to say that I ran the season and sent it to KB, who should be starting in a few hours!
Hail majestic corporate light, heaven born and ever bright!Yesssss...YESSSSS!! Me has become host of season!
You mean WE has become host of season!
Pfft, yeah yeah.
Welcome to Hunger Games Season 276! Soda Ditto is still in land of great valleys, so we is your hosts today, Haban-Arrow, the greatest and most evilest of the Scovillains!
That's what he thinks.
Shut up! (clears his throat) Yesss, we is here to commentate over season's chaos!
To see who wins and gets to celebrate!
To see who fails to win in spectacular ways, keheheheh! Let us start season, yes? May odds be ever in favor, tribute peoples!
- here
(and here
) is list of victims for season!
- fun music: bad weather song - a beaten kaito (as told by steel-type game)
- first part
of bloodbath
- KEHEHEHEHEH YESSSSS!! SHOW GREEN-CLOTHED HUMAN FOR TRYING TO EXPLODE YOU ALL! YESSS!!!
- Aw, sad green ball must be hungry-SAD GREEN BALL IS EATING CORNUCOPIA!!
- Bernie has built Bernie shop, without realizing sad green ball is going to eat it with cornucopia! Keheheh!
- But what is "white vans" angry doctor man has anyway? Me not care! More chaos!!
- Pfft, shame, really. Me is hungry.
- Kahaha! You is only inviting tributes to go after you, blue creature!
- Red-haired human has stayed on podium too long and paid price for it! No podium for foolish red-haired human!
- NO! SHUT UP!! MAKE SEASON AS WEIRD AS POSSIBLE! DO NOT LISTEN TO HIM!! But what if peoples watching get confused-? SHUT UP!!
- But trophy does not bleed, what is thoughtful messy-haired human talking about?
- ...funny way to find supplies, professor human.
- Really? Strange couple do not want to win? Only come in random place? Well, if that's what strange couple wants...
- Yes, yes, be sure to use it!
- KAHAHAH, DOES KYOGRE KNOW THIS?
- "Me wonder why sad green ball tried to eat it but wasn't punished, but big monster breaks it and is immediately kicked out." "...Eh, who cares?"
- "Keheheh, next time, figure out how to win season yourself instead of cheating by calling past season winners!"
- Eh? Is misty human no ordinary human?
- "Uh oh, computer doggie got mistaken for someone else!" "But HOW?! Computer doggie isn't even another human people, who was she mistaking him for?"
- Harry human is just leaving with whatever he can grab! Why is this human called "Harry"? He's not harry except on the top of his head.
- Super medic make dead king go squish! Now dead king is...even deader, me guess.
- KAHAHA! YOU IS TOO LATE, SMALL UMBRELLA CREATURE!!
- ...Really? You is looking like an idiotic human now!
- Oh dear, scary Rhydon wizard is stealing bread!
- (the two of them just shudder thinking about getting sliced up like that)
- ...What??? Gee, me wish us could do that. Sometimes me need a break from you. Me think the same about you sometimes!!
- Pfft, Gabe human is no fun.
- Ooh, Umbreon is excited!
- here is
bloodbath part 2
:
- Uh, yes, he has.
- Huh, me didn't know Kyogre could do that. Scary looking Pyroar is out.
- Aw, nice to see funny-looking Gimmighoul, chubby lizard, and blocky Noibat cooperating. Pfft, boring! Me want more craziness.
- Weird picture board breaks small horned person's neck with bag strap! Was trying to get bag really worth it?
- Really, eye creature?
- Silly pirate man and paper stop to say hi to the fire-headed human!
- ...How was kitty Bowser fitting in that?
- Uh, yes, steel-type Ponyta, us know it is the Hunger Games.
- Keheheh! Creating human is angry already! Other tributes watch out!
- How many peoples is going to Montana's butt anyway? That's the second time!
- "There goes the tall voluptuous people! spinny man is good with an arrow!" "Huh?" "Not you, stupid!"
- Keheh! Espeon is angry, too!
- Ouch, looked painful!
- ...Oh yes, rub it in, why don't you? Me feel called out...
- Ooh, wheel-foot human is ready to test her skills!
- Pfft, she doesn't look like she knows how to use that. But neither do we- Quiet!
- Keheheh! Good luck with that!
- ...Okay, me think that actually looked painful. Me not laughing at that.
- Eeep! Another people loses his head to somebody!
- Fire-type moved funny and went boom!! Ker-plowie!!
- These peoples ran away like silly Wimpods!: small smiley Montana girl (Arle), tall scary woman (Mephala), male fish-human (Venti), orange-haired dragon-type friend (Raihan), wavy-armed blonde human (Scott Fitzgerald), beard pirate with big hat (Barbossa), explodey man (Bomb Man), human with bag (Pete), spooky bird lady (Nocturnal), big masked robot! (Marth Gundam), colorful Buneary (Brigh), pointy-nosed people (Nostradamus), sad clappy people (Sad Claps), mustache kitty (Cat Mario), and glitchy thing (A glitch in the Matrix)
- this is
day one
- How's one play that? Cry and clap a million times?
- Keheheh! He didn't succeed, but he still didn't bother listening to the Gabe people!
- Uh oh, female fish people is acting funny after that weird hole.
- AND GABE HUMAN DIDN'T EVEN LISTEN TO HIS OWN ADVICE!! THIS RICH!!
- Go with what work, me suppose.
- (they both look around for a caveman. After a moment, Haban growls in annoyance and turns his and Arrow's attention back to the season)
- Ooh, jumping with a long string! Haban, you think us could do that? ...Me not going to answer that.
- Oh, road is smarter now! Okay!
- Me think Fraaz just wants Raihan's head to break!
- (a Big Ball of Violence occurs in the hosting booth as Haban and Arrow fight over the same exact thing)
- Been there, done that, Espeon.
- Kyogre was just being polite...
- Me think he needs glasses, keheheh!
- Big robot just that talented, me guess.
- So why umbrella Dee so upset if him liked angry doctor man's performance?
- Keheheh! More like "You're Sucker!"
- Hmm, lots of tributes making other tributes go squish so far.
- Why do they even have sign like that, anyway?
- Snooping doggie too smart to be fooled by those fries! Go boom, paper!
- Backstab-...oh, knife was fake knife...never mind.
- No time to find bottle opener?
- Why do YOU need survival advice? You is huge-normous steel-type for crying out loud!
- Hmm, how many indeed...
- How does some of these people even have bootleg toys? Professor man is already bootleg, too, isn't he?
- Mustache kitty is climbing up way high!
- Watch where you step, silly Sparrow people!
- Aw, me think the sweater wasn't THAT bad. Well, technically us worked on it too, so of course YOU would think that.
- (cue another Big Ball of Violence)
- Ewwwww, me feel sick just thinking about that.
- You are cartoon bunny anyway, you don't need computers.
- Bernie is wasting time taking pictures in Bernie-shop.
- Aw, sad!
- AIEEE! That big monster ate Blaaz!! Remind me not to complain about cereal!
- Sheesh, that was uncalled for. Me just upset that wasn't another KO!
- "...Did Umbreon just go...reverse-boom?" "Me not know, but it looked painful either way!"
- Blue thing is showing off around stabbed beard man with hat! He's really rubbing it in!
- Ah, clumsy lizard didn't move fast enough! He's out.
- Really? All she has done is run off with a computer.
- Aw, c'mon, you is just gonna let him go?
first update over! it's over! who is still here?
- fallen
peoples
: Fukuzawa, Ingpa, Leviathan, Vriska, Stan, King Minos Corpse, Boxxo B, Scar, Yolanda, Waddle Doo, Jessica Rabbit, Fred, the Sanguinarch, Atlas Flame, Harry, Joseph Joestar, [GREAT] Dad, Blaaz, Umbreon, Barbossa, and "Lizard".
- nominator peoples out: SomeLibre
63 tribute peoples left!
- KO count:
- 2: Snoopy and Dan
- 1: Yolanda, Rolls Royce Wraith, Medic Man, Simon, Kyogre, Spamton Moodboard, Tornado Man, Troupe Mouthpiece, IRL Fitzgerald, Gabe, Satou, Blue One, and Mephala
Are you. are you. fucking kidding me.
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Edited by SomeLibre on May 7th 2023 at 10:40:48 PM
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Dangit, Fred's already out.
Protection and power are overrated. I think you are very wise to choose happiness and love. Current avatar: Conniegiven certain canon events, this feels like the most IC way Vriska could have died
Hail majestic corporate light, heaven born and ever bright!Apparently, Fred is cursed to always get Bloodbath'd. So he's the weak link who got his team killed last season...
musical euphoriaYet another time to drop my tiny little nugget of knowledge.
You can have colored spoilered text like this.
You just have to format it like this: [[color:[[spoiler:text]]]].
Putting spoiler text first is what breaks it.
Checking in on this account after leaving the site, MAN that is a cringy forum post history. Daaamn. Never again.Oh yessss, we're back!
Me think this season is crazy already! So many peoples went bye-bye after it just started!
Yes, lets see who else goes bye-bye this time!
- fun music: mega evolved music - spooky earth power
- this is night 1
- See? You just encouraged her to do that, you silly Ponyta!
- ...Me has a buncha questions here. Yeah, me too.
- And the season's still only just started too. Me think the season's already getting to him!
- Keh, that only works if you is a water-type like Sea Master Merriweather!
- Aw, me think they has become friends! Pfft, this isn't the place to make friends, though! Stupid!
- Sad green ball was so sad he...stuck mermaid guy to a wall? Huh? Least pink Quagsire lady came to help! (Haban grumbles; he wants to see something chaotic happen.)
- Yes, there we go! The picture board has poked the big human full of holes!
- Is the scary Rhydon okay? He just going around making trees look like himself. Me think something was in that bread he took!
- Now me wondering why the funny Lopunny getting locked up is a good thing. Me think he was framed again!
- Eh? Mustache kitty find devil mushroom?
- Should mustache kitty take that as threat?
- What? They offend somebody?
- Pfft, even us could do that! But us haven't even tried! Stoppit!!
- Uh...me not know what song that could be. Me hasn't been to his world.
- Super doctor strong. Me think this isn't gonna be a big deal for him.
- Sad Claps is now Dead Claps! All 'cause messy haired human didn't like him putting broken event! Wow! That rich!
- This really a contest? Wheel-foot girl not hairy and probably stinky like silly Sparrow man.
- Bernie is getting good workout in!
- How that even work? It an internet place!
- EEK!! NOT AGAI-! (BANG!)
- Okay, us back! Yeah! What us miss? We miss...pointy-nose man coming out of printer machine? What???
- Yummy finger-lickin' chicken's no match for the Dan human's laser beam! Bye bye tornado guy!
- What is a "Smash" and how is fire-headed human a costume there? Me couldn't tell you.
- Ooh, me might wanna wear that jacket! Me not gonna let you put that on us! Us will look ridiculous! Nobody will take a Scovillian villain seriously in jacket like that!
- Run, Misato human! No, go closer! Not enough chaos so far!
- Simon says...the wrong answer! Keheheheh! Good luck, Simon human!
- Uh oh, Raihan's peoples not want him in Hunger Games after all!
- Then take it off, stupid!
- Oh no! Strange professor man lost his taco! (Haban starts to shake in rage) Haban, don't think about the yummy corn dog we lost, too-
- Okay, sorry about that! Fire Haban made is out now, what happen next? [[spoiler:"Me think funny trophy kill Bowser kitty!" "Huh? No he didn't! I see Gabe leaving scene! Funny trophy's been framed!"
- Eh, next time, me think you should just get smiley Montana girl yourself, Espeon.
- Ooh, that's one sharp umbrella! Keheheh!
- They put this season on DVD already? Ooh boy, everybody will see what great hosts us is! And they'll...see embarrassing stuff that happened to us! Stop the presses! STOP THE PRESSES!!!
- Me surprised that worked since one is machine.
- Is tall scary lady Pokémon? Me reminded of Stealth Rock.
- Me think that weird Grapploct is poison-type! "Yeah! And knew Corrosion!"
- this is day 2
- (Haban laughs mockingly)
- Keheheh! Fire-head man looks so silly crying!
- Borrrrrrrinnnnnnngggggg! But me not blame him, though, right? He not wanna be knocked out. But why us have to watch? Gimme more crazy stuff!
- Is silly Sparrow man part Electric-type?
- Why us not have our own video game yet?
- Now skelley guy is rubber band guy? Make up your mind!
- Me hate some of these songs! For once, me agree! Make them stop!
- Wheel-foot girl not have restroom in her camp?
- Hey, not bad drawing for someone with no fingers! Pfft, you'd like it!
- But 'sandwich-posting" sounds yummy, why knock out Groudon over it?
- Good! Me think that dance already looked stupid!
- What's that crazy music???
- KEHEHEH!! The Snow human has melted!
- ...Eh? Me not get what Fitzgerald human sees in that dead-looking people. Probably cause us are way up here!
- Even Arrow could see through that! Yeah-HEY!!!
- Huh? What about big Steel-type? Did you ask them?
- Why is us back to watching boring stuff again? Us don't need to watch them paint fences!
- Why didn't scary Rhydon just magic them out instead of waiting for mermaid guy? Stupid.
- Must be one big kettle.
- Me think Simon must not be ordinary human people if he has aura like that. Is he part-Lucario?
- Pfft, I thought colorful Buneary was gonna hit scary Forcefield because of stupid wish for a minute there. I'm glad peoples helped her, though! Of course you is!
- Messy-haired wuss! Misato probably think you is a messy-haired wuss now, too!
- Well, if normal road can get poisoned...
- ...Me think they can't show that on the TV, though.
- Turn arms into cigarettes? Me think he's already been smoking something!
- ...Wait, us don't have hot juicy burgers either! Us be right back! No, wait!!! Waaaaaaaaaaaaait! (after a moment of silence, dull thumping can be heard as Haban kicks a houseplant in the room)
- ACK! The pointy-nosed guy just wrecked the itchy human's strategy school!
- Well, you sure have been entertaining me! Keheheh!
- Eh? They decide to make it poly?
- Wh-YOU IS SUPPOSED TO BE MELTED, SNOW HUMAN!!! He got better? Ick, forget it! Maybe we should call funny trophy "You're Arrested!" now!
Hmph, me think that was less crazy than before. Wonder what's gonna happen next?
- fallen
peoples
: Bunet, Sad Claps, Every Tribute Who Died So Far, Tornado Man, Raihan, Meowser, Arle, Nocturnal, Masked Marth Gundam, Groudon, Tyler the Creator
- nominator peoples out: BDoe
- KO count:
- 3: Dan
- 2: Snoopy, Spamton Moodboard, Blue Onenote , and Gabe
- 1: Yolanda, Rolls Royce Wraith, Medic Man, Simon, Kyogre, Tornado Man, Troupe Mouthpiece, IRL Fitzgerald, Satou, Mephala, Fugo, Edward, Espeon, and ELF MONSTER
(OOC Note: I realized I overlooked a problematic event in this update and removed the entry for it. My apologies.)
Edited by kablammin45 on May 8th 2023 at 1:29:29 AM
"Hey, least I didn't lose all my artistic talent when I crash landed in the arena here."

they say Kafkaesque only finds enough inspiration to submit events once every three centuries
Edited by DubhKafkaesque on May 6th 2023 at 7:38:11 PM
Hail majestic corporate light, heaven born and ever bright!