Hunger Games Simulation: Beyond the Possibilities

And, of course, the twin who survived longer in canon is the first to die. The RNG doesn't seem to like my female characters, does it.

I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.

What? Both tributes dead already? Nooooo!

I'm neutral about the meme, but she was beautiful.

Considering Judgment Boy Gold doesn't have any hands, I just imagine he swings the Scales of Truth around like clubs. Which, given how big he is, likely hurts like hell.

ALL ABOARD THE BIG SHOT EXPRESS!!!!!

Night One!◊

• Nargacuga becomes rich by selling a painting painted by ants.
• Kyle is also given the opportunity to become rich, but chooses to have dinner with Gold Gadget instead.
• Due to the influx in wealth within the arena, PJ starts collecting taxes from the other tributes.
• Diego tells The Gray Ghost to get his own food, but he gets a wallet instead. Clearly he's gotten money too!
• Timerra brags about her accomplishments compared to Mary.
• Doc McStuffins tries to drink all the milk in the Arena and has a heart attack, but is taken to the hospital in time. You'd think a doctor would know better, even if she only treats toys!
• Rust Bucket gains the ability to turn anything he touches into his favorite food at will.
• Prince Charmitri gives up while playing hide and seek with Wendy.
• Baund Doc has been using tap water as coolant, but that doesn't confirm if it's safe to drink.
• Mica and the Flying Three are given a Roaming Gnome.
• Vanness loses her face due to a chemical reaction involving calcium.
• The Romanovs somehow transform into a hawk using a giant fish hook.
• Erin is obviously unhappy with Peppino.
• Hel belches at Thomas, weakening his defense.
• Fogado investigates an arson case and finds himself guilty.
• Can't say I blame Katniss. Ice-cream is far tastier!
• Sir Gyblard tells Diana that nobody will ever love her, which deeply upsets her.
• Four characters spend the night watching really terrible movies.
• Lynne goes shopping.
• Mecha-Drago wins a pinball game.
• 47 and The Deadly 6 do a riff on Metal Gear, which Snake doesn't particularly appreciate.
• Silverbolt spins Mona's head right round.
• Judgment Boy Gold starts a rap battle, which convinces four characters to use the toilet before him.
• One Piece!Atlas, Missile, Julia and Shantae feature in an Expanding Brain meme.
• Kenny makes the effort to ensure that the Sad VG Major Characters aren't as sad.
• I thought it his son who wielded a hammer?
• Mugman pumps air through his nose to fart.
• Lily drinks some snake oil.
• Lon'K fires an arrow, while Yaiba somehow fires the entire bow.
• The Dojima Family Lieutenants don't believe that Karrin Murphy would get a banana, but she does.
• Caine likes Jimmy T and ChatGPT less than The Phantasm.
• According to Ivy, Merman Sieg is crazier than a road lizard.
• Plugg is behind me? I can only see mundane inanimate plugs behind me!
• Vortex watches BoBoiBoy transform into his true form.
• Pig Farmer obtains a helmet of instant learning.

Day Two!◊

• Vanness gives Mecha-Drago 5 pennies for $1 because 5 > 1. It's obvious!
• Judgment Boy Gold is pinned to the ground by a paintball.
• Wendy gains holy abilities from the Crest of Heaven.
• Mugman is booed off the stage after delivering a boring speech.
• Snake and ChatGPT fall to their near certain demise, but Snake uses Cypher to fly both of them out at the last second.
• PJ's glasses? I don't see any glasses!
• Pig Farmer asks Shantae to buy him sushi after their battle.
• Erin's chosen another tribute to hate on. This time, it's Missile.
• Odin thinks the Hunger Games are a competition to see who can go without food for the longest.
• Doc McStuffins gets injured by Setha's caltrops.
• Ivy gets a stealthy Baund Doc caught as she storms One Piece!Atlas' base.
• The Gray Ghost gets stuck in a vending machine after his shrinking spell wears off.
• Homey eats a lead bullet, suffering no ill effects.
• Kitty saves Sisyphean Insurrectionist after he falls off a ship's mast.
• The Dojima Family Lieutenants kill a teacher at Scipion's Cooking School.
• Julia fails to understand a WarioWare reference.
• Mythology!Atlas showcases a method that supposedly gets infinite chocolate from a bar.
• 47 tries to crush Mary by felling a tree, but Mary dodges it.
• Doc the Ruby and Tigrex swap legs. That must look very strange.
• Charmitri shrinks every tribute intentionally. Presumably this allows the Gray Ghost to get out of the vending machine.
• Finally some deaths! Mona fires Caine and Hel in a literal manner.
• Nargacuga's music is so bad and loud that it kills ThatIdiotMan (at least temporarily).
• Speaking of bad music, Yaiba's music is supposedly less complex than an IKEA couch.
• Now presenting: "Ways to die in Lackadaisy!"
• Driblee threatens to shoot Lon'K in the knee.
• Diego is killed by Silverbolt's trap.
• BoBoiBoy publishes a scandalous article about Karrin Murphy's damage to the Arena.
• Fogado's brain is filled with nonsense.
• Gold Gadget is annoyed by Lynne's creepy smiling.
• Somebody left a coin under Kenny's pillow. Given his age, I'll just say it's the tooth fairy.
• Parasoul smells awful, having tried and failed to remove a skunk's stench with tomato sauce.
• Thomas destroys what he thought was a Peppino dummy. As it turns out, it wasn't a dummy...
• Diana finds a shed with a working bathroom and keeps it a secret.
• Vortex equips his grasses. Better ensure a healthy grazing environment!
• The Phantasm doesn't steal a movie, but she'd certainly download a car!
• Meta Hari is "disappoint" at Mica and the Flying Three.

Fallen Tributes◊

Only 4 tributes died in this update. How uneventful! Anyway, they are as follows: Caine, Hel, Diego, Peppino

Here are the nominators who are out of the Games: Psychedelicate, Myskywarm

64 tributes remain!

Edited by computerfan0 on May 3rd 2023 at 12:18:16 PM

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C'mon, Odin, stop being unremarkable and start making up for Thor's disappointing Bloodbath death already.

I wouldn't find him finding a sledgehammer "unremarkable". He may not be Thor, but hey, at least he's got something in memory of him.

Anyway, for all the medical advice Dottie gives to her patients, she sure isn't following them. :/

Edited by TroperNo9001 on May 3rd 2023 at 5:34:28 PM

"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."

We're only two updates in and I'm out already? Well, I guess this is just that kind of season. Oh well.

Late, but ooof, one of my tributes was out

Just an eagle. (Feel free to PM me if you want to talk to me).

Welp dang it.

The true power of us human beings is that we can change ourselves on our own.

Night Two!◊

• Parasoul records her voice using an Echo Flower.
• Erin is dragged off to Hell by evil shadow spirits as she insists she still has plans. Based on her previous actions in this season, I assume those revolved around bullying other tributes.
• Mecha-Drago cleans up the arena.
• Lon'K is killed, but manages to continue on by becoming a zombie.
• Sisyphean Insurrectionist takes pictures of One Piece!Atlas' bullet patterns.
• Gold Gadget receives a single coin as a gift. Being gold, it is unsurprisingly disappointed with the gift.
• Wendy cures Freckle's illness, despite him trying to hide it.
• The Pig Farmer's murderous streak continues! This time, he kills Lily, Dojima Family Lieutenants and BoBoiBoy over a disagreement.
• Vortex taunts Sir Gyblard in battle.
• Evil Baund Doc... I'm fairly sure the only difference would be its pilot?
• Odin sends Katniss a video of him attacking the camera.
• Kenny finds Julia in a treasure chest, who only reinforces Kenny's opinions on friendship so far.
• Snake is the president of something... but only for his life!
• Kyle tries to take his hatred of chocolate out on every other tribute, especially Tigrex, who he forces to eat salted egg energy bars.
• The Phantasm builds a humanoid war robot.
• 47 reads his horoscope and is horrified by it.
• Mary should watch for Big Brother as Big Brother is watching her...
• Plugg vents about his own problems until he realizes that Yaiba is nearby.
• Doc McStuffins and Mata Hari lock Mugman in their casket.
• Thomas incurs the wrath of a green owl.
• Merman Sieg recieves a sword from an unknown sponsor... a broken sword, that is.
• Prince Charmitri tries to catapult PJ over a river, but PJ crashes into the sky and falls into the river. Luckily, he survives the fall.
• ChatGPT glitches out after asked what it wants for dinner. Fogado clearly wants beef though.
• Silverbolt tries to play football against real life celebrities, but gets a red card for being fictional. Not for being a giant robot. Because that makes sense.
• Kitty kills Vanness to claim Shantae's bounty on her.
• All GFs' breath manages to shatter a mirror as even their reflection couldn't stand it!
• Judgment Boy Gold goes to an art gallery.
• Karrin Murphy spares The Romanovs as she discovers that they are her ancestor and killing them would trap her in a time paradox.
• After being told to stop staring with "big ol' eyes", Nargacuga's eyes shrink dramatically.
• The Deadly Six decide to draw blursed fanart of Diana.
• Missile steals The Sad VG Major Characters' savings to purchase a giant robot, albeit a rather cheap one.
• Mona tells Driblee about the quiche she found.
• MarAIo tries to count the amount of licks required to get to the centre of a Tootsie Pop, but nearly immediately bites it instead.
• Timerra gives Setha deliberately wrong instructions to diffuse a bomb, but Setha successfully diffuses it anyway.
• The Gray Ghost presses a button to stop walls closing in on him.
• Mica and the Flying Three follow a trail of Lynne's food.

Day Three!◊

• Silverbelt punches Faith in the face out of dislike for her. ^note (sorry Faith, the RNG just so happened to choose you)
• Thomas's hair is a bird, therefore The Sad VG Major Characters' argument is invalid.
• Baund Doc hears that an item from Gundam has been added to Smash!
• Julia and Fogado spend the day shopping together.
• Odin taints Homey's new burger sauce with shark poison.
• Mythology!Atlas announces RS274: The Movie! Starring Doc the Ruby as Kousei Arima.
• The Romanovs become the top sniper in the US military through their training in gorilla warfare.
• Kenny tells Snake to get a job through alphabet soup.
• Parasoul marks her territory.
• Somebody gifts PJ a Hero Forge figure of Katniss.
• Tigrex prepares its dinner somewhere away from the sea.
• Vortex is unable to find his favorite song as a substance has rendered him unable to spell it.
• Kyle makes up a story about Mona going on a rampage before Sisyphean Insurrectionist sacrifices himself to kill her. After the story, Sisyphean Insurrectionist simply says "Fuck you, Kyle."
• Kitty is very hyped for the next update to the Batman animated series.
• Setha is told by Shantae to take a chill pill, but he ends up overdosing on the pills.
• ChatGPT tries beheading The Deadly Six, only for its sword to break.
• MarAIo doesn't appreciate Mata Hari and Lon'K playing using their imaginations.
• One Piece!Atlas' foot melts off after she steps in an acid puddle.
• 47 was going to be STEEL CHAIRS.
• Mica and The Flying Three ask if Lynne is a different animal.
• Missile's pet butterflies drown in anger, confusing Missile's canine mind.
• Nargacuga asks whether All GFs would like their foot salted.
• Wendy and Mary have their conversation interrupted by mooing cows.
• Mecha-Drago becomes decidedly unhappy after its Happy Box breaks.
• Jimmy T harnesses the power of Nintendium armor.
• Karrin Murphy becomes an unpaid therapist for a plug.
• The Phantasm uses AI Roulette to determine how to attack Yaiba. The attack does fatal damage!
• Judgment Boy Gold accidentally says that he thinks Pig Farmer is stupid.
• A troll romance test declares that Merman Sieg's true friend is Gold Gadget.
• Timerra gives up on following her dreams despite Prince Charmitri's kind words.
• Rust Bucket pours "Doc McStuffins Tea" over Yaiba's body out of annoyance.
• Ivy betrays Freckle, sentencing him to death without consulting any king.
• Diana kidnaps Sir Gyblard's tissue, demanding a ransom for it.

Fallen Tributes◊

9 tributes have passed since the last update. That's a bit more exciting than last time, don't you think? Anyway, the fallen are as follows: Erin, Lily, Dojima Family Lieutenants, BoBoiBoy, Mugman, Vanness, Setha, Yaiba, Freckle

Here are the nominators who are out of the Games: Ozbourne, BambangDoe, BlackFaithStar, NineTailedCat

55 tributes remain!

Edited by computerfan0 on May 3rd 2023 at 7:03:13 PM

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Aaaaand I'm out. Honestly, though, it's amazing Setha made it that far - even with good instructions, an impulsive warrior from a world with only Iron Age tech is the last person I'd expect to pull off proper bomb disposal.

I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.

RIP One Piece!Atlas' legs

Pig Farmer's really trying to become the mass murderer, huh?

Hyperfixation, guaranteed!

I think Mata Hari built that casket with her super fast building skills she got from the Bloodbath, and then goaded Dottie into joining her scheme.

"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."

What the hell gonna she do with the tissues, the guy's literally one with his armor.

Those crystal "horns" on his armor are actually part of his skull.

So chances are he won't need it, only stuff to dust off his armor properly.

I believe it

Victor of HGS S320 | "There's rosemary, that's for remembrance. Pray you, love, remember."

ZOO WEE MAMA

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Night Three!◊

• Fogado and One Piece!Atlas chop their fingers off in a game of chop poker.
• The Phantasm orders a Big Mac from a Burger King.
• 47 cries due to Wendy's actions. He cries so much that he dies of dehydration.
• Timerra stops at a sign vandalised to say GO.
• Ivy's rainbow poop obliterates The Sad VG Major Characters.
• MarAIo's raft falls down a waterfall. At least it wasn't a lavafall!
• Memes are the DNA of Judgment Boy Gold's soul. At least that's what Diana thinks.
• Mythology!Atlas steals a kill from Sir Gyblard, landing the finishing blow on Gold Gadget.
• Missile successfully catapults himself over a bottomless pit.
• The Gray Ghost fanart group is recruiting new members!
• Mecha-Drago would rather die than know what's going on between All GFs, Prince Charmitri and Julia.
• Baund Doc proves the rumor about murderous sheep false.
• Homey finds a caveman in a chalk pit.
• Snake claims to have engineered most of the seasons events, but one thing that is definitely true is that he hilled Sisyphean Insurrectionist.
• Kitty enjoys some properly served fugu.
• Lynne's sleeping book clearly works.
• The other tributes aren't happy with Merman Sieg's plan to kill The Romanovs by time travelling to when they were babies.
• Parasoul is gifted an anvil, but she ends up getting crushed by it.
• Pig Farmer apologises to a robot for punching him in the groin.
• Mata Hari advocates for the use of air armor.
• Shantae ruins a lecture at Scipion's Death School.
• Lon'K steals Mary's work and claims that it is his.
• Five tributes have a Quarantine Pajama Night.
• You don't even have fingers, Rust Bucket.
• Do either Tigrex or Karrin have theme songs?
• The Deadly Six run their motorcycles on apples.
• Katniss' best decision in life is stabbing Mica and the Flying Three,
• Silverbolt is arrested for not knowing what is happening.
• Driblee hopes his life ends with a Gainax Ending. Surely better than a default event!
• To be fair, Doc the Ruby hasn't really done anything this season.
• Doc McStuffins finds her pets HP using a formula.
• Kyle finds a book. Fairly sure the title doesn't matter.

Day Four!◊

• The Phantasm asks for a doctors advice.
• Nargacuga kills Lynne, threatening to send both her and Wendy to hell.
• Mythology!Atlas wants to fight! Katniss sent out Charmitri!
• Shantae is turned into a robot, but Judgment Boy Gold's tears promptly revert it.
• PJ and One Piece!Atlas switch bodies to try and make each other look bad.
• Timerra stores Tigrex and Rust Bucket's weapons together in an attempt to witness weapons loving each other.
• All GFs kill Mary, ruining both Mary's dream of 27th place and Karrin Murphy's day.
• Homey threatens Jimmy T and Thomas with a poisoned knife, but stupidly licks the knife himself.
• The Gray Ghost cleans up The Romanov's tracks.
• Driblee deflects an arrow away from Kenny using a chicken drumstick.
• Odin, ChatGPT and Snake all gang up on Silverbolt, allowing Mona to suplex him out of existence.
• Julia is angry and clearly not in the mood to talk to Merman Sieg.
• Ivy forces Lon'K to get over to her.
• Plugg carries Mata Hari across a river, with surprisingly non-lethal results.
• Sir Gyblard laughs when asked by Doc the Ruby whether he wants to smoke "week" with her.
• Missile thinks attacks Pig Farmer, who he thinks is really Diana in disguise. The real Diana removes her disguise and kills Missile.
• Kitty wins a plush of Puss in Boots.
• The Deadly Six question their existence.

Fallen Tributes◊

Since the last update, 12 tributes have died! Usually the deaths slow down as we progress into the season, but that doesn't seem to be the case here! Anyway, the deceased are as follows: 47, The Sad Video Game Major Characters, AI-Generated Mario, Gold Gadget, Sisyphean Insurrectionist, Parasoul, Mica and the Flying Three, Lynne, Mary, Homey, Silverbolt, Missile

Here are the nominators who are out of the Games: Billy5545, DubhKafkaesque, SomeLibre, kablammin45, MatthewLMayfield, FollowTheMap

43 tributes remain!

Edited by computerfan0 on May 4th 2023 at 7:01:39 PM

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Nitrome's Knights are doing well.

Doesn't feel like a good sign, most of the time when both of the tributes get through, both their asses get whooped in the same update right before qualifying for PF.

Wait, both of my schools in the same season?

Also, I guess 47 being a Master of Disguise also applies to Diana as well here.

Edited by Scipion3 on May 4th 2023 at 8:31:40 PM

"One last tango, 47."

I mean look at Mata Hari. She's not that covered up, so it's kinda expected that she'll advocate for air armor lmao.

Also just go for the baby adult Romanovs, so you don't have to kill the kid Romanovs, as if their parents died before they're born, they'll cease to exist.

Edited by Cutegirl920fire on May 4th 2023 at 12:10:36 PM

Victor of HGS S320 | "There's rosemary, that's for remembrance. Pray you, love, remember."

Maybe the audience just doesn't believe that Doc the Ruby's role in the live-action S274 movie is heroic, and she's actually playing the villain. Ironic that she used to work for Yellow Diamond until she and her squad were yeeted into space.

Edited by TroperNo9001 on May 5th 2023 at 2:46:17 AM

"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."

Night Four!◊

• Fogado looks at Prince Charmitri's nonexistent dog.
• Thomas honors PJ's request to be left alone to die.
• All GFs throws out a ring after they find a box containing it.
• Pig Farmer, The Phantasm and Wendy kill Julia, Kitty and Mecha-Drago in a fight. Unsurprisingly, Pig Farmer declares himself to be the MVP of said fight.
• Oh, so that's Doc The Ruby's evil deed!
• One Piece!Atlas breaks her blender while trying to craft a weapon.
• Judgment Boy Gold throws bread at The Gray Ghost in retaliation of him throwing stones at Judgment Boy Gold.
• All of Doc McStuffins's base belong to Plugg!
• Vortex plays hopscotch on his own.
• Odin is unfamiliar with Nargacuga's spell.
• The Romanovs build a shrine to Chips Dubbo.
• Karrin Murphy and Jimmy T engage in an underwater battle.
• Kyle is now obsessed with quesadillas.
• Sir Gyblard commits the irredeemable crime of double dipping his nachos!
• The Deadly Six encounters a bunch of deadly snakes at their camp.
• Lon'K hides Rust Bucket's body in his fridge, because preserving rust is important!
• Katniss dies after being dragged over rocks by Driblee's boat.
• Shantae is flattered by Ivy's compliment, reducing her attack power.
• Diana confesses to all the horrible things she's done. Mona proceeds to play the confession over the speakers.
• Tigrex is still trying to prove its villainy, singing a villain song based on a Monster Hunter song.
• Snake eats some cereal.
• Timerra wonders if the surviving tributes will be free if the enemies outside of the arena are killed.
• Kenny doesn't remember saying he stinks.

Day Five!◊

• Ivy also eats some cereal... that Nargacuga poured bleach into!
• Merman Sieg does something so horrible that the mere sight of it blinds Timerra.
• With the help of ChatGPT, The Deadly Six remind themselves to fart in 570 years.
• A Jigglypuff sings to Karrin Murphy, causing her to fall asleep. The Jigglypuff then draws on her face.
• Apparently Thomas is a doctor who hunts as a hobby.
• Doc the Ruby and Tigrex have a rap battle while Sir Gyblard and Fogado keep the Peacekeepers away.
• Diana starts a war, in which The Romanovs kill Shantae.
• Doc McStuffins suffers ANOTHER heart attack, this time due to Baund Doc's overly salty meal. She doesn't make it to the hospital this time.
• Snake puts cartoon character decals on his car.
• Pig Farmer's love of trains results in Odin getting run over by one.
• Mythology!Atlas finds another ring box, and proceeds to also throw out the ring.
• Plugg makes a joke about Odin, which is poorly received.
• All GFs gets help catching falling mice with a bucket.
• Vortex draws a cat on his 3D graph.
• Kyle wears some red ribbons in his hair and on his arms.
• Jimmy T finds his horoscope to be horrifying.
• One Piece!Atlas sets off an explosive, destroying not only her hearing, but also The Gray Ghost, Prince Charmitri and The Phantasm.
• Kenny's Avada Kedavra spell backfires due to his broken wand.

Fallen Tributes◊

14 tributes have met their doom since the last update. This season seems to be getting more and more exciting the longer it goes on! The fallen are as follows: PJ, Julia, Kitty, Mecha-Drago, Rust Bucket, Katniss, Ivy, Shantae, Doc McStuffins, Odin, The Gray Ghost, Prince Charmitri, The Phantasm, Kenny

Here are the nominators who are out of the Games: Letooce, Dghrch, computerfan0 :(, Owen23, GamerLuna2022, IchigoMontoya, Mk_97

29 tributes remain!

Edited by computerfan0 on May 4th 2023 at 10:03:26 AM

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No avatars for either of my tributes then.

I'm mainly a fan of underrated media.

Uh oh, someone's got ten kills. Anymore, and the history books will need to be rewritten.

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