Welcome to the Hunger Games Simulation reboot!
Please read the updated rules post here.
Due to the resim glitch, event submission is currently paused.
Also, the host reservation list is here.
Old rules snipped; please read the updated rules post.
And that should be that. Here's a save of the simulation, just so you know what to expect. Now's start the nominations for the first season of the reboot!
Team Powerful
Reserve: Team Public Service
Edited by wingedcatgirl on Sep 27th 2023 at 8:51:59 AM
Spike Speigel◊ (Male, Safe, from Cowboy Bebop)
Jet Black◊ (Male, Safe, from Cowboy Bebop)
"Do not be afraid, my child."Graham's Number◊ from Real Life (mathematics) (it/its, inanimate)
Purple Sphere Doomer◊ from Kirby's Return to Dream Land (it/its, presumably safe)
(Note: Purple Sphere Doomer appears in the first level of Kirby's Return to Dream Land and is extremely unlikely to be considered a spoiler)
Edited by computerfan0 on Feb 25th 2023 at 2:30:29 PM
Feel free to share avatars or ask me to share mine! I will happily accept any avatar!- (Player1) can't decide whether to call (Player2) to rescue (Player3) from inside a claw machine or take (a picture/a picture/a picture/a picture/pictures1) of [typeB3]. (Player1) (calls/calls/calls/calls/call1) (Player2).
- (Player1) can't decide whether to call (Player2) to rescue (Player3) from inside a claw machine or take (a picture/a picture/a picture/a picture/pictures1) of [typeB3]. (Player1) (takes a picture/takes a picture/takes a picture/takes a picture/take pictures1) of (Player3) as [typeA3] (suffocates/suffocates/suffocates/suffocates/suffocate3). (P3 dies naturally)
- (Player1) (warns/warns/warns/warns/warn1) (Player2) and (Player3) that [typeC1] troops will thrash them if they go that way. (Player3) (wonders/wonders/wonders/wonders/wonder3) if that's a threat, but (Player1) (likes/likes/likes/likes/like1) to think of it as an invitation.
- (Player1), (Player2), and (Player3) step aside when (Player4), (Player5), and (Player6) fight a monster. After they defeat it, (Player3) briefly (turns/turns/turns/turns/turn3) into (Player6) when they regroup.note
- (Player1) (tries/tries/tries/tries/try1) pulling (Player2) from the edge of a cliff with rope, but (loses/loses/loses/loses/lose1) [typeC1] grip. (Player2) (falls/falls/falls/falls/fall2), but the artifact attached to the rope sends [typeB2] to (Player3)'s universe, never to be seen again.
- (Player1) (calls/calls/calls/calls/call1) out (Player2) for not laughing at [typeC1] knock knock joke, saying it's the most basic of jokes. (Player2) (says/says/says/says/say2) that (Player1) (is/is/is/is/are1) the most basic of jokes.
- (Player1) (says/says/says/says/say1) that (Player2) (looks/looks/looks/looks/look2) like (a corpse/a corpse/a corpse/a corpse/corpses2) that (was/was/was/was/were2) just pulled out of a river. (Player2) (claims/claims/claims/claims/claim2) that [typeA2] (looks/looks/look/looks/look1) like (a cool rock star/a cool rock star/a cool rock star/a cool rock star/cool rock stars2) who just OD'd in [typeC2] own pool, and that there's a big difference between the two.note
- (Player1) (mugs/mugs/mugs/mugs/mug1) (Player2) for [typeC2] (purse/purse/purse/purse/purses2), but (Player2) will only surrender (it/it/it/it/them2) if (Player1) (gives/gives/gives/gives/give1) [typeB2] [typeC1] (number/number/number/number/numbers1). (Player1) (says/says/says/says/say1) that tributes aren't usually so nice, but (Player2) (stabs/stabs/stabs/stabs/stab2) [typeB1] in the (stomach/stomach/stomach/stomach/stomachs1). (fatal)
- (Player1) and (Player2) tell (Player3) that "hakuna matata"'s their motto. (Player3) (asks/asks/asks/asks/ask3) what it is, but (Player1) (says/says/says/says/say1), "Nuthin'. What's a motto with you?"
Edited by TroperNo9001 on Feb 26th 2023 at 1:46:11 AM
He and Woody can open a woodworking shop together.New York City◊, it/its Non-Sapient City (I am nominating the city itself not its population)
"Hope for our world, tragedy for another."Octopath Traveler II launches today, so what better way to celebrate than with... characters from the first game instead? note
- Olberic Eisenberg◊ (Nickname: Olberic)
- Source: Octopath Traveler
- Gender: Male
- Flag: Safe
- Primrose Azelhart◊ (Nickname: Primrose)
- Source: Octopath Traveler
- Gender: Female
- Flag: Safe
Event suggestion!
(Player1) perfor(ms/ms/ms/ms/m1) an illegal operation and (is/is/is/is/are1) shut down.
A problem is detected and (Player1) (is/is/is/is/are1) shut down to prevent damage to the server.
(please tell me what I could do to improve these as these are my first events)
EDIT: These are both fatal events BTW
EDIT 2: Updated to present tense.
Thanks!
Edited by computerfan0 on Feb 25th 2023 at 3:34:01 PM
Feel free to share avatars or ask me to share mine! I will happily accept any avatar!Should be "(Player1) (has/has/has/has/have1)". YW btw.
Edited by MummyGaGa on Feb 24th 2023 at 7:26:37 AM
BTW, please call me Jake.Events:
(Player1) g(oes/oes/oes/oes/o1) down just like Holy Mary, Mary on a, Mary on a cross... (fatal, P1 dies)
Hyperfixation, guaranteed!- Miles Edgeworth◊ (Male, Safe)
- Dick Gumshoe◊ (Male, Safe)
Last-Name Basis for both.
Big ol' Nintendo and mistery genre nerd. / Just call me Map for short. / Avatar made by me.I WILL NOT MISS OUT JUST BECAUSE I'M TAKING A VACATION IN QATAR
Phantom Freddy◊ he/him, safe (soul inside has grown up by now most likely), Fuh NAFF
Shadow Freddy◊ he/him, safe (presumed to be springlocked employee, will explain when asked), Fuh Naaaff.
Broth from FNAF.
Yu Narukami◊ (YELLOW)
Vigilante◊ (SAFE)
- Name: Mokap
- Rating: Safe
- Pronouns: He/Him
- Visual Reference: Just some guy in a motion capture suit◊
- Name: Moulder
- Rating: Safe
- Pronouns: He/Him
- Visual Reference: Don't let him get his hands on the monsters items!◊
Edited by DarknessAwaits on Feb 24th 2023 at 8:01:28 PM
- Zack Gobshite◊ from Techmoan's video about audiocassettes [he/him/his]
- Jerma985◊ [he/him/his]
And with that, nominations are now closed.
I've made some grammatical tweaks to my events to put them in present tense.
(Player1) perfor(ms/ms/ms/ms/m1) an illegal operation and (is/is/is/is/are1) shut down.
A problem is detected and (Player1) (is/is/is/is/are1) shut down to prevent damage to the server.
Hopefully it isn't too late to submit these updates.
Feel free to share avatars or ask me to share mine! I will happily accept any avatar!Events
- (Player1) says that (Player2) sometimes tr(ies/ies/ies/ies/y2) to secretly fart while fighting.
- (Player1)'s horse suddenly talks to [typeB1] and hypnotizes [typeB1]. It turns out to be a dream (Player1) is having.
- (Player1) remark(s/s/s/s/1) about (Player2)'s organic shampoo. They have a banter, while both wonder what "organic" means.
Edited by Oggy123 on Feb 25th 2023 at 11:21:41 PM
Poyo!- (Player1) soccer. (Player2) skateboard. (Player3) and (Player4) tennis. (Player5) flower catch. (Player6) basketball. (Player7) baseball.
Event suggestions have been closed. We have 87 tributes this season.
Edited by TroperNo9001 on Feb 26th 2023 at 4:50:29 AM
He and Woody can open a woodworking shop together.I couldn't make it in time...
"YOU IDIOT! We're magical girls! There's no-one like us! Nobody can do what we do!"And here are the broken events to be fixed.
- (Player1) (receives/receives/receives/receives/receive1) a Crimson Behelit from an unknown sponsor. (D2307, N2298; should be revised to this to reduce Fan Myopia:)
- (Player1) (receives/receives/receives/receives/receive1) a Crimson Behelit from an unknown sponsor, who claims that with it, [typeA1] would achieve great things in life before being driven to despair.note
- As (his/her/their/its/their1) spaceship is destroyed, (Player1) yells "I can't believe I lost to this scum!" (Player2) responds "Sorry to jet, but I'm in a hurry." (FD3681, FN3701; should be converted and revised to this to clarify that it's fatal:)
- As [typeC1] spaceship is destroyed, (Player1) (yells/yells/yells/yells/yell1) "(I/I/I/I/We1) can't believe (I/I/I/I/we1) lost to (this scum/this scum/this scum/this scum/these scums1)!" (Player2) (responds/responds/responds/responds/respond2) "Sorry to jet, but (I'm/I'm/I'm/I'm/we're2) in a hurry," before leaving [typeB1] to die.
- (Player1) star(ts/ts/ts/ts/1) bragging about how [typeA1]'(s/s/re/s/re1) gonna win the season. Annoyed, the peacekeepers shoot [typeB1] down. (FB166, should be "star(ts/ts/ts/ts/t1)")
- (Player1) star(ts/ts/ts/ts/1) bragging about how [typeA1]'(s/s/re/s/re1) gonna win the season. Annoyed, (Player2) thro(ws/ws/ws/ws/w2) [typeB1] into the forcefield. (FB167, same as above)
- (Player1-[) kil(ls/ls/ls/ls/l1) ([=Player2) as soon as the horn sounds. In revenge, (Player1)’s nominator attempts to ruin the season by crashing the runner’s machine. (CFB237, should be "(Player1)'s" and "runner's" because the sim conversion tool couldn't handle curly apostrophes during the event transfer)
- (Player1) finds a description saying, "(Player2)'s tea is a tea with 100 of naturally derived ingredients extracted from (Player2)." (D6662, N6724; should be converted and revised to this to fix the missing percent symbol, which doesn't render in the sim:)
- (Player1) (finds/finds/finds/finds/find1) a description saying, "(Player2)'s tea is a tea with 100 percent of naturally derived ingredients extracted from (Player2)."
- (Player1) tells (Player2) to do their work or they end up at McDonalds. (Player2) asks if they are going to McDonalds. (D7168, N7239; should be converted to this, also to fix the pronoun error:)
- (Player1) (tells/tells/tells/tells/tell1) (Player2) to do [typeC2] work or [typeA2] (ends/ends/end/ends/end2) up at McDonalds. (Player2) (asks/asks/asks/asks/ask2) if they are going to McDonalds.note
- (Player1) makes an online account with the username "(Player2)p3". (N12810, should be "(makes/makes/makes/makes/make1) and "(Player2)(Player3)" (no space, and the Clean Save version should also have that fixed))
- (Player1) tak(es/es/es/es/e1) part in (Player2)’s Name That Song quiz show, but fai(ls/ls/ls/ls/l1) to identify Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star. (Player3), who (is/is/is/is/are3) listening to the show on the radio, yel(ls/ls/ls/ls/3) at [typeB1] in frustration. (D16976, N17208; should be "yel(ls/ls/ls/ls/l3)")
Edited by TroperNo9001 on Feb 26th 2023 at 8:16:22 PM
He and Woody can open a woodworking shop together.There's also this event that needs fixing:
- (Player1) storms an abandoned apartment, which is used as a criminal base of (Player2). (Player2) kills (him/her/them/it/them1) for intruding.(P1 kills P2, when it should be the other way around. Found this out when I was running a season of my own.)
Live from Panem, it is the Hunger Games! Greetings to you all, I'm your commentator and 2nd Place Winner in Season 255, Jack Kilborn. You all remember when I teamed up with Candy Watermelon. We didn't get along. But this time, it's me and me alone now and that's the way I like it. So you'll be entertained with my mesmerizing storytelling abilities. So who will be the ones lucky enough to reach the Hall of Fame this season? Join in as we watch the Hunger Games!
THE◊ BLOODBATH◊
- The cat Uni not wasting anytime here, meowing Betty to death. Yet, the RNG feels bad for her it seems like. It brings her back to life. Maybe, it was taking pity on.... OH NO! The RNG just wanted the kill for itself! Sorry, Uni. The RNG gives... the RNG takes... then takes it for itself.
- Henry is urging Caviar to take the pacifist route to win the season. But Caviar isn't having it, and brutally kills him! Ha ha ha! Take that! Pacifism is for wimps! Save that for preschool!
- First it's "don't kill, and don't be killed." "Now it's kill or be killed." At least Enid has the spirit. Not that it saves her from being killed by Rocko. But at least she got the idea.
- And that's what I love about this sport. The most surprising things can happen. You wouldn't think someone like Alastor can kill Braniac with ease, did you? But you all saw it with your own two eyes! How will Alastor top that?
- I love it! Rotiart is eager to put on a show for everyone! Reminds me of me.
- The other tributes sense what a dangerous threat Empty Fuck could be and run away as fast as they can from him. How bad is he? We'll find out.
- He'll find a chainsaw will make him a more effective speaker.
- That we do, Eit. That we do.
- Gumshoe smuggled in an explosive device from the police armory. He makes the move and detonates it. And Norike and Mokap survive. Perry perishes though. That still could have gone better for Gumshoe. Better luck next time... if you get a next time.
- Half as Interesting doesn't find Myrtle interesting at all. So it goes in and bends her limbs and spine to make her look like an H. She's dead now. But she's certainly more interesting.
- Pepperman has an evil laugh that strikes fear into Wendover Productions, who then warns V1 about how dangerous he could be.
- I'm not sure what's more insulting: your own tribute trying to kill you or mistaking you for an old lady. How does it fell, ThatIdiotMan? Oh, well, take solace that you're not dead. Not like you can say the same thing for the old lady herself.
- I would normally think it is strange for a bird to steal your show in the Arena, but perhaps it's not so strange for Tad Strange.
- Lupin senses something in the future. Seeing himself state that Kanade must win. But he already has one challenge to face off against if he's going to make it true: the RNG. Lupin is playing a dangerous game if he thinks he can beat the RNG and win.
- Maggie the Cat (not the one from the previous season) is furious enough to keep the bag for herself. Yu decides it's not worth it and gives up.
- There's nothing that can energize you more than entering to your own theme music. Mons-Ahgar's got the spirit and uses the energy to smash Bonkers with his own sledgehammer.
- Some awkwardness as both Gloriosa and Timber bump into each other. The siblings stare at each other for a moment before continuing on their separate ways.
- That's a bit early to declare that, isn't it, Mr. Frosty? You might even change your mind and go there anyway... if you live that long.
- Seeing all this death and chaos going on around him, Jerma prepares himself to die. But to his surprise, nothing happens.
- That's what I like! Kill an old lady to earn your spot in the season! I hope you can run some more people over, Theo!
- Fawful has arrived and he's here to troll.
- Zack and Heffer arrive to the Arena after crashing their spaceship. And they really need to put their ship back together if they want to make it home.
- Yes! More death! More violence! More fights! The Metal Gear franchise and Midbus reign supreme over the broken bodies of Moulder and Olberic.
- Tom finds something to eat, ignoring good wisdom that says you shouldn't eat things that says "Eat me!" He learns the hard way as he grows larger in size until he fries his head on the forcefield.
- I don't know about that, Cheese Dragon. But tell me, dear viewer. What do you all think is the most ambitious crossover the HGS has had? Our phone operators are standing by. Call in and let your opinion be heard.
- Tempting fate once again claims another life as Primose meets her end via Faye. Has no one here ever heard of genre-savviness?
- Ironhide has a secret form where he can turn into white vans.
- Sure Konan didn't kill Ephraim, but you have to admire someone who makes a stylish entrance.
- Florida Man has now received super strength and durability after choosing one of the colored syringes. Surprised he couldn't find a gray one.
- That's the kind of gambling I like. Play for your soul. But Edgeworth and Thin Man better hope they can reach the podiums.
- Seriously, what is with these tributes encouraging pacifism? We need to make it a rule: no pacifism allowed! And anyone who encourages it should be killed on the spot. That makes for a boring sport if no one's willing to kill.
- Now Oni can expect the way away from the Cornucopia.
- Dwight manages to make it through the bloodbath. Already he's doing better than some of these people.
- Sonoshee, Silverstreak, feeling quite optimistic, are we? If you all feel that way, why not kill someone or each other? One over the other. Put your optimism to the test and do something.
- Of course it's Opposite Day. Probably would explain why Caviar killed Henry.
- Kisame is letting us know that he never was nor will he ever be Shin Akuma. Now he wants you to kiss him.
- Killer kitty Kotaro causes calamity. The cat sets off a bomb which takes out Tails, Laval and John E. Cheese. And the explosion is big enough to take out a few of the buildings in New York.
- Michael is not in the mood for the RIPperoni and stuffs it in a turkey carcass.
- Again someone tempting fate goes badly. This time it's Eirika who's the next victim after she gets spooked to death by the Purple Sphere Doomer.
- Shawn must not like swans. He can't even see a towel that's shaped like a swan and runs away.
- And the ones who choose to run away are Vigilante, Sniper Wolf, Gray, Brooklyn, Graham's Number, Shadow Freddy, Bonny, Phantom Freddy, Jet Black, the Metal Gear weapon, Spike, Red Hood and Takayuki. And that's probably because of Empty Fuck, Anyway, onwards to Day damn 1!
- Tad Strange chugs down the forty. He felt he needed the drink.
- Vigilante believes in himself. So he'll do what he does because he is Vigilante.
- Looks like Kanade now has a valid reason to never leave her job.
- Jet Black and Kisame argue over which of their waifus are cuter. Kisame thinks his waifu is cuter because she kisses him nonstop. Granted that's probably because that's his name.
- That's right, Silverstreak! Get so crazy, you kill the internet. That always makes for good TV. We need to keep people away from YouTube and keep their eyes glued to the TV. And don't talk about YouTube TV because people might change tabs and be pulled away by cat videos. We need them to watch the season on an actual TV.
- Edgeworth creates a zombie apocalypse not only to save the world, but to save his own soul.
- Cheese Dragon finds himself being bitten by a wild animal and suddenly finds himself foaming at the mouth, looking for the next victim's neck to sink his teeth into.
- Rocko breaks the laws of logic by cutting lasagna into 11 even-sized pieces.
- Fawful expects Bonny to die just like her sister and makes a coffin for her should the time come. But Bonny doesn't like it; it's not, as the 2000s kids say, pimped out enough.
- Gloriosa taps her feet in Morse code to get the attention of a horse out in the woods.
- What movie did you watch, Midbus? I'd say I like to see it, but I'm already insane!
- Keep up the bad jokes. You might kill someone with them. In fact, I hope you do. Make one so groanworthy, it bursts someone's lungs. So keep at it. Literally leave someone breathless with a joke.
- And Boucheron learns the hard way Etie is a Navy SEAL sniper. The last thing that went through his mind was her bullet. On the plus side, Edgeworth and Thin Man are free from his curse.
- Seeing as how a bad future will happen after Kanade dies, Lupin decides he rather spend the end of the world at a spa.
- Timber has come up with a new invention, that being of glasses worn as headbands. But the Metal Gear franchise screams "TIME PARADOX!" before reminding him about contact lenses.
- Jerma has some fun with Yae Miko by pretending to be a shark and scaring Miko off.
- The RNG doesn't favor Mokap as he trips for the fourth time today. Now his balls ache. Not those balls, you perverts!
- Half as Interesting decides it's had enough of being Half as Interesting. It wants to graduate to Full Interesting and it plans to achieve that by jumping to 999.
- Michael has so much hate for the other tributes, he turns demonic. And people everywhere scream...
- The Thin Man wants to keep his own stocks. Nothing wrong with that. They're all his, he shouldn't have to share if he doesn't want to.
- Watch out for the Purple Sphere Doomer. It wants its lemons. And it's not even slightly intimidated by Shadow Freddy to get its lemons.
- The Metal Gear weapon has been programmed to think it is Sniper Wolf. But the real Sniper Wolf has something to say about that. One shot of her rifle and she takes down the killer robot. Too bad she's a FOX HOUND member. She could have made a good counter-operative. Metal Gear Wolf. I can see it now.
- V1 has made a health item that should come in handy if zombies attack. And with what Edgeworth did, it's certainly possible.
- Ephraim has so much power, he needs to wear something to keep it all restrained.
- Shin Akuma doesn't even try to fight. He just knows he's doomed when Mons-Ahgar comes around and stomps him flat.
- Zack certainly means well for Peppino. But Peppino turns into a fiddle and is losing his mind. Don't break a string now.
- Takayuki goes on a killing spree. First by filling Mr. Frosty, Spike and Theo with lead. And then topping it off with slicing Konan to pieces with a chainsaw. Now that's the variety I like to see!
- Florida Man tricks Katniss and Peeta and turns them both over to President Snow for a great reward. Now with that Snow money, he can drink himself silly.
- I didn't even know giant robots like burgers, let alone with mayonnaise, but it shows how much technology has changed.
- A battle of words between Pepperman and Dante. Not bad, but let's have some more blood.... or more pepper juice spilled, shall we?
- Caviar has become civic-minded, wanting to building a highway that goes through the Arena. I mean there's the problem with the roads and the forcefield. But then again it could be fun watching cars crash into the forcefield. I'll give you some of my money to fund your highway, Caviar. Let's bring some havoc, shall we?
- And that's how you take over Area 51. All you need are two people and a city.
- Maggie gets trapped in a video game and one fall too many has cost her all of her nine lives. Game Over.
- RIPperoni attempts to tear apart Gumshoe. But Gumshoe is too crafty for the machine and loses in the end.
- Brooklyn is so amazed by his likeness on a cereal box, he drags down Milt and the universe with him.
- Oni fishes with a magnet and secures a weapon. A broken one. Why not just use your magnet to rip someone's skull out of their head? Surely someone here has a plate inside their head.
- Red Hood and Uni team up and hope they can bring Granny to life, but they only succeeded in resurrecting her arms. Looks like she won't be having a farewell to arms.
- Dwight sees what he thinks is any old notebook and writes his name on it for work. But too late does he realize it's the Death Note.
- After Graham's Number accidentally kills a bird, it takes care of the bird's babies, teaching them all about mathematics until they leave the nest and fly around the world showing everyone how to do math.
- Mark's Pizzeria doesn't want to smash its own pizzas. It's found some eggs to vent out its frustrations on.
- Rotiart has made a salad that's sure to come alive.
- Gray takes control of Noriko and guides her and takes her assistant raccoon. Afterwards, they all go on a GTA joyride across ramps high up in the sky.
And my favorite part, tallying up all who have died this first update. And the bloodbath certainly lived up to its◊ name◊: Betty, Henry, Enid, Red Son!Brainiac, Perry the Platypus, Myrtle, Granny, Bonkers, Moulder, Olberic, Tom, Primrose, Tails with a Gun, Laval, John E. Cheese, Eirika, Kanade, Boucheron, Weapon!Metal Gear, Shin Akuma, Mr. Frosty, Spike, Theo, Konan, Maggie the Cat, Dwight
REMAINING TRIBUTES: 61
- Caviar: (1) (Henry)
- Rocko: (1) (Enid)
- Alastor: (1) (Red Son!Brainiac)
- Gumshoe: (1) (Perry the Platypus)
- Half as Interesting: (1) (Myrtle)
- Balgruuf the Greater: (1) (Granny)
- Mons-Ahgar: (2) (Bonkers, Shin Akuma)
- Franchise!Metal Gear: (2) (Moulder, Olberic)
- Midbus: (2) (Moulder, Olberic)
- Faye: (1) (Primrose)
- Kotaro: (3) (Tails with a Gun, Laval, John E. Cheese)
- Purple Sphere Doomer: (1) (Eirika)
- Etie: (1) (Boucheron)
- Sniper Wolf: (1) (Weapon!Metal Gear)
- Takayuki: (4) (Mr. Frosty, Spike, Theo, Konan)
The animatronics will not die as easily.
Lemons are the new Energy Spheres apparently.
Feel free to share avatars or ask me to share mine! I will happily accept any avatar!
Henry Creel◊. Male, safe.
Red Son!Brainiac◊. Male, safe.
I have found a new planet for you. They have destroyed our ships and closed our portals. It is a planet in rebellion.