I like how Mor'du spent the first few days getting powerups and now he's.... dicking around. No melons in this camp, Chie.

Here's the second-to-last-update, expect the finale to be posted in 3-5 hours.

• Battle Music

• Night 6
  • That's actually a pretty good name for an island.

  • A Knife and Yoshi find their way through the unforgiving forest.

  • Alter Mercy Kills Mor'du and makes a memento of him.

  • Midnight makes a vehicle faster with magical red paint.

  • Elsword tuns out to be Oot!Link's clone.

  • Moira performs some lethal experimentation on the Canal.

  • Ladybug gets some bread by trashing a can.

  • Huggo avoids an attack.

  • CD-i Ganon and Doom find out Skinner's not dead.

• Day 7
  • Ganon dies.

  • Skinner too.

  • Alter chews the wrong gum, luckily Ladybug saves her.

  • Coca-Cola brags about it's world-wide influence and power.

  • Adeleine has an Inception.

  • Tifa and Elsword pull an Enemy Mine.

  • Doom executes Moira.

  • Many people made the same decision as our local knife here.

• Fallen Tributes 7: Mor'du, The Rideau Canal, CD-i Ganon, Skinner, Moira.

• Night 7
  • Elsword sends a robo-can to fight the real can, but the robot loses.

  • Seriously, Midnight?

  • Huggo-san vs Knife-sama, LET THEM FIGHT!

  • Marx makes some friends.

  • Adeleine finds some tank tops hilarious.

  • Doom decides to mix some colors to go invisible.

• The Feast
  • Doom annihlates Tifa and Huggo.

  • Adeleine euthanizes Ladybug as well.

  • The Hero's Shade is burnt.

  • Marx and Espeon debate some really important stuff.

  • Coca-Cola is wise enough to avoid getting drinked.

• Day 8
  • Alter can't pronounce Yoshi's name.

  • Espeon flattens Adeleine, The World's Sharpest Knife and Chie.

  • Who in their right minds thought that was a good idea? Anyways RIP Marx.

• Fallen Tributes 8: Midnight Sparkle, Huggo, Tifa, Humble Ladybug, Hero's Shade, Adeleine, The World's Sharpest Knife, Chie, Marx

Next Season is Valentine Season, so get your romantic pairs ready.

Edited by VengefulBale on Feb 10th 2019 at 5:06:27 AM

Yoshi, why did you kill my other tribute... well, it's up to you now

Also not surprised that "blood" transfusion went wrong

Edited by Zanreo on Feb 10th 2019 at 12:37:43 PM

Well they're dead.

Valentines Season is next, huh? Let's hope I won't miss it, because of reasons...

Edited by PinkCelebi on Feb 10th 2019 at 12:02:51 PM

Dammit, Moira.

Alas, poor Shade.

I can't stop laughing at Elsword pouring Coke into Marx's bloodstream. Softens the pain of Mor'du dying.

Dammit...

Been a long time since I woke up and missed majority of the season. Understandable that this had to be an express one. RIP Huggo.

And I didn't know Espeon had a Mega Evolution.

Daaamn I'm surprised the Coke is still alive. Especially after it went full Transformers on itself.

Alright here we go, time for the finale, let's hope we can all enjoy the end.

• Battle Music

• Night 8
  • Espeon finds Alter to be a hypocrite for some reason.

  • Elsword gives Yoshi a Fate Worse than Death.

  • Doom can now eat anything.

  • Coca-Cola's embarrasment over the failed blood transfusion kills it.

• Day 9
  • Elsword let's out a hellacious fart, poor Commander Doom.

  • Espeon finds an unusual method of transportation.

• Fallen Tributes 9: Coca-Cola, Commander Doom.

• Night 9
  • Espeon thought she'd killed Alter, but Alter was not ready to die that day.

  • Elsword's fart turned out to be foreshadowing of intestinal problems that lead to his death

• Day 10
  • Yoshi gets a nice spaceship.

  • Alter lethally crucifies Espeon.

• Fallen Tributes 10: Elsword, Espeon.

• Night 10
  • Alter drowns Yoshi in a poisonous swamp to defeat her rival once and for all.

• And the winner is... Mysterious Heroine X Alter

• Placements

• Summary

• Statistics.

Without further ado, let's go!

Team some of my OTPs

Edited by VengefulBale on Feb 10th 2019 at 8:58:12 AM

Team Memeship: Leon S. Kennedy◊ and Claire Redfield

Also, Elsword, you did soooooo well... But 4th place curse'd. Also, the way he killed Commander Doom should go on the Funny page, TBH

Edited by Eredars on Feb 10th 2019 at 7:43:48 AM

Team Not-Quite-Romantic Symbols

• Star Dream

• Photoshop Flowey

Nala◊ and Simba◊

FFS Doom. You were so FUCKING CLOSE.

Anyways....

Cyclonus◊ and Tailgate

To the Moon: Johnny◊ (death◊) and River◊ (death◊). Both of them are somewhere in their 30s and married at this point.

The Princess and the Frog: Frog!Tiana◊ (19) (death◊) and Frog!Naveen◊ (roughly the same age as Tiana or in his early 20s, so let's say he's safe) (death◊)

I know it's early, but we better find a host and runner ASAP if we want this season to start on time. That hiatus before the last one was terrible.

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Aug 26th 2022 at 1:27:45 AM

Team I Don't Believe In Humanity: Big Chungus◊ and Ugandan Knuckles◊

Memes don't have ages because they never die.

Since Simba's been nominated...

• Scar◊
• Zira◊

Finally I have another podium finisher, but not only that but my first mass murderer too!

Anyways, for Valentine's day, here are two characters of the Lover's arcana: Rise Kujikawa◊ and Ann Takamaki◊ (yellow-flag for both of them)

Edited by MrDeathPlatypus on Feb 10th 2019 at 7:39:37 AM

Handsome Thanos◊ and Companion Cube◊

Edited by ThatIdiotMan on Feb 10th 2019 at 3:47:15 PM

You know what? I'll take some serious risks on the upcoming Death Battle for V-Day. Pics coming later, but I'll nominate one of my OTPs, Starlight Glimmer and Sunburst.

I have no regrets

EDIT: Here they come! For Starlight, here's her main pic◊ and her death pic◊. As for Sunburst, cue his main pic◊ and his death pic◊.

Edited by dave_the_assassin on Feb 11th 2019 at 10:56:24 PM

Here's Kirby◊ (death◊) and Ribbon◊ (death◊) (Both are presumably not very old).

Reserves are Hinawa◊ (death◊) and Flint◊ (death◊).

Edited by Oggy123 on Feb 10th 2019 at 11:22:12 PM

(Player1) threatens to swear word at (Player2).

Annabeth Chase◊ and Sam Winchester◊ as my next tributes.

At least Mor'du died to the tribute that ended up being the eventual winner. These two will do better though, I hope.

Annabeth Chase is also 17 so flagged I guess?

Here be my mythological couples for the Valentine's Day season:

Team Love and War: Aphrodite◊ and Ares◊

And for reserves, if need be, Team Norse Couple: Thor◊ and Sif◊

Edited by IchigoMontoya on Feb 10th 2019 at 8:18:16 AM