(Muffled voices come from an old box sitting halfway on a shelf, shaking from the activity going on inside.)
Oy, they couldn't eh stored us all put t'gether? Woulda saved us some trouble later. (A vaguely Irish-sounding male voice says.)
Anyone seen my bottom piece? (A second, female voice asks.)
Hey, I think I found it, Viv! (A perky-sounding male voice says.)
Y' got me head, Augie! (The first voice says.)
Oh, sorry, Riley! Gimme a break, it's dark in here! (says the third.)
Let us out of here!!
(The box topples off the shelf a moment later, sending a set of three plastic mix-n-match dragon toys spilling out on the floor. All three are currently separated into three pieces each and take advantage of what little light there is to sort their pieces out and put themselves back together. Soon, all three are standing up straight. The yellow one is tall and lanky, the blue one squat and stout, and the pink one wide-eye, smaller, and more dinosaur-like than the other two.)
Gosh, guys, how long were we lyin' like that? (The pink one asks, curiously looking around.)
Too long... (The blue one says, stretching her arms, legs, and tail.)
Well, th' important thing is we're outta there now and in one piece again. (The yellow one tells the other two. He then observes he and his two companions' new surroundings) Now where are we?
edited 1st Jun '18 5:00:51 PM by kablammin45
"Hey, least I didn't lose all my artistic talent when I crash landed in the arena here.""I don't know," the elephant says to the dragons. "But it's huge."
"Lemme help you with that," the elephant says, attempting to open the box where the muffled voice is coming from.
Please make this canon, DC. I love the idea of the Joker and Harley's hyenas acting like them.A magical anime girl figurine appears, blue haired and wielding a staff. She hears the box fall down. Who are you guys?
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Just made a server on discord.Come join me.A toy skeleton in their box begins panicking a little. "OHHHH MY GOD, IT'S HAPPENING!!!!" They shout, banging on their box.
I'm Huney B now. Okay?Nice t' meet all of yeh! (The yellow dragon says. He introduces himself and his comrades to the magical girl doll, and, by extension, all of the other toys.) Yeh can call me Riley. Me friends here are Vivian...
Uh, hey... (Vivian waves, a bit warily.)
...and Augie.
Hi, everyone!! (Augie says, waving at everyone.)
And all right. (Riley goes over to help the elephant open the box, pulling on the handle. He notes noise coming from another (the skeleton's) box and turns to the elephant.) Once we're done here, let's help that other fellow, eh?
(Meanwhile, Augie tries to cheer the monkey up.) Aw, c'mon, this place is huge and we're all here! There's plenty we can still do!
Not without more light we can't... (Vivian mutters to herself.)
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"Hey, least I didn't lose all my artistic talent when I crash landed in the arena here."Alone? But you have all of us now! Isn't that great? (Augie protests to the monkey.)
Augie, I think he probably means his humans abandoned him... (Vivian points out.) You know, like our's ended up doing once they outgrew us?
Oh... (Augie says, his face falling.)
Yer welcome, sir! (Riley says to James.) Nice t' meet ya.
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"Hey, least I didn't lose all my artistic talent when I crash landed in the arena here.""I'M GLAD YOU'RE A FRIENDS," the skeleton yells, "BUT I'M STILL TRAPPED IN THIS CONTAINMENT CELL! Darn Cryptid Crusaders... MIND HELPING ME OUT?"
I'm Huney B now. Okay?"Humans?! Who the hell cares about humans?! My family! We were all hanging onto each other, having fun, when all of the sudden my brother loses grip! I fall into a dollhouse, and get packed up here. Now my family's probably somewhere far far away, and I'm stuck up on the corner of Loneliness Avenue and Loser Street. And I'm the goddamn mayor."
Hearing the skeleton, the monkey says, "Go help those who can still be helped."
edited 1st Jun '18 8:53:36 PM by TacoBadger
HuzzahThe magical girl decided to smash the box with her staff, creating a small hole for the skeleton to escape.
Name's Hinoka. What's yours?
Just made a server on discord.Come join me.Oh, uh, we'll help ya find them! (Augie says to the monkey.) Yeah! We'll just figure out where he is and-...
Augie, please, stop bothering him and let's help this skeleton out. (Vivian says, taking Augie by the hand and pulling him over to the box where the skeleton is contained. Augie reluctantly follows, only for the magical girl doll to beat them to the punch.)
(Augie looks back at the monkey, but Vivian shakes her head.) Just leave him be for now, Augie.
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"Hey, least I didn't lose all my artistic talent when I crash landed in the arena here.""I am The Skeleton. Yes, really. Don't laugh, everyone else already has." The Skeleton climbs out of the box and lands on the floor with the others. "So, shall we break out of this wretched prison? What's our plan?"
I'm Huney B now. Okay?"Well sure, but there's a war out there! A war those Crusaders may be winning! We gotta rise, and stuff! I'm not a motivational speaker, but I'm trying!" The Skeleton raises their arms, flailing them wildly.
I'm Huney B now. Okay?

Welcome to my new ITT thread... thing. In this thread, we are RPing as a bunch of Living Toys who meet each other in the attic of our owner's mansion, and then decide to explore the place.
You can join at any time, and your character can be pretty much any toy you want!
A plush elephant pokes his head out of the cardboard box that he has been stored in. He looks around the dark, vast attic.
"Hmm... where is everyone?"
Please make this canon, DC. I love the idea of the Joker and Harley's hyenas acting like them.