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DrNoPuma Bud and Lou(ise) from the land of Humorous Hyenas (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: Married to the music
Bud and Lou(ise)
#1: Jun 1st 2018 at 3:50:52 PM

Welcome to my new ITT thread... thing. In this thread, we are RPing as a bunch of Living Toys who meet each other in the attic of our owner's mansion, and then decide to explore the place.

You can join at any time, and your character can be pretty much any toy you want!


A plush elephant pokes his head out of the cardboard box that he has been stored in. He looks around the dark, vast attic.

"Hmm... where is everyone?"

Please make this canon, DC. I love the idea of the Joker and Harley's hyenas acting like them.
TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#2: Jun 1st 2018 at 3:55:13 PM

"Whyyyyyy?" An utterly devastated-sounding voice rings out. Near the bear's box, a small, flat, plastic, blue monkey lied alone on the floor.

"Why am I still here?! There's been a mistake!" He shouted.

edited 1st Jun '18 5:39:16 PM by TacoBadger

Huzzah
TropesForever God forbid women do anything from wait where is she Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: I wanna be your dog
God forbid women do anything
#3: Jun 1st 2018 at 4:00:48 PM

"Hrg nfgh rrt!" A muffled voice comes out of a box with a handle on it.

edited 1st Jun '18 8:15:56 PM by TropesForever

thebeatles.com/careers
TalesofUnder Not Sherlock Holmes from 1900s England Since: May, 2017 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Not Sherlock Holmes
#4: Jun 1st 2018 at 4:34:52 PM

A toy racing car speeds into view.

“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
kablammin45 art lizer from Cleese's Battle Circuit (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
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#5: Jun 1st 2018 at 5:00:39 PM

(Muffled voices come from an old box sitting halfway on a shelf, shaking from the activity going on inside.)

Oy, they couldn't eh stored us all put t'gether? Woulda saved us some trouble later. (A vaguely Irish-sounding male voice says.)

Anyone seen my bottom piece? (A second, female voice asks.)

Hey, I think I found it, Viv! (A perky-sounding male voice says.)

Y' got me head, Augie! (The first voice says.)

Oh, sorry, Riley! Gimme a break, it's dark in here! (says the third.)

Let us out of here!!


(The box topples off the shelf a moment later, sending a set of three plastic mix-n-match dragon toys spilling out on the floor. All three are currently separated into three pieces each and take advantage of what little light there is to sort their pieces out and put themselves back together. Soon, all three are standing up straight. The yellow one is tall and lanky, the blue one squat and stout, and the pink one wide-eye, smaller, and more dinosaur-like than the other two.)

Gosh, guys, how long were we lyin' like that? (The pink one asks, curiously looking around.)

Too long... (The blue one says, stretching her arms, legs, and tail.)

Well, th' important thing is we're outta there now and in one piece again. (The yellow one tells the other two. He then observes he and his two companions' new surroundings) Now where are we?

edited 1st Jun '18 5:00:51 PM by kablammin45

"Hey, least I didn't lose all my artistic talent when I crash landed in the arena here."
DrNoPuma Bud and Lou(ise) from the land of Humorous Hyenas (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: Married to the music
Bud and Lou(ise)
#6: Jun 1st 2018 at 5:58:13 PM

"I don't know," the elephant says to the dragons. "But it's huge."

"Lemme help you with that," the elephant says, attempting to open the box where the muffled voice is coming from.

Please make this canon, DC. I love the idea of the Joker and Harley's hyenas acting like them.
CyberController Blitzy.... from Pride Ring Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: I don't mind being locked in this eternal maze!
Blitzy....
#7: Jun 1st 2018 at 7:52:57 PM

A magical anime girl figurine appears, blue haired and wielding a staff. She hears the box fall down. Who are you guys?

edited 1st Jun '18 7:53:29 PM by CyberController

Just made a server on discord.Come join me.
Beverly from the Since: Aug, 2017 Relationship Status: A teenager in love
#8: Jun 1st 2018 at 7:58:52 PM

A toy skeleton in their box begins panicking a little. "OHHHH MY GOD, IT'S HAPPENING!!!!" They shout, banging on their box.

I'm Huney B now. Okay?
TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#9: Jun 1st 2018 at 8:00:37 PM

"I'll tell you guys where we are. This is where we got to die. This is the end of the line. Game over. Woe is us."

The monkey truly sounds despondent.

Huzzah
TropesForever God forbid women do anything from wait where is she Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: I wanna be your dog
God forbid women do anything
#10: Jun 1st 2018 at 8:08:30 PM

The box continues to mumble.

thebeatles.com/careers
TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#11: Jun 1st 2018 at 8:13:39 PM

"And will someone help that elephant open that box?"

Huzzah
TropesForever God forbid women do anything from wait where is she Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: I wanna be your dog
God forbid women do anything
#12: Jun 1st 2018 at 8:15:06 PM

One audible sentence comes out.

Use the handle!

Changed my character to teal because there are so many blues.

edited 1st Jun '18 8:15:44 PM by TropesForever

thebeatles.com/careers
kablammin45 art lizer from Cleese's Battle Circuit (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
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#13: Jun 1st 2018 at 8:17:53 PM

Nice t' meet all of yeh! (The yellow dragon says. He introduces himself and his comrades to the magical girl doll, and, by extension, all of the other toys.) Yeh can call me Riley. Me friends here are Vivian...

Uh, hey... (Vivian waves, a bit warily.)

...and Augie.

Hi, everyone!! (Augie says, waving at everyone.)

And all right. (Riley goes over to help the elephant open the box, pulling on the handle. He notes noise coming from another (the skeleton's) box and turns to the elephant.) Once we're done here, let's help that other fellow, eh?


(Meanwhile, Augie tries to cheer the monkey up.) Aw, c'mon, this place is huge and we're all here! There's plenty we can still do!

Not without more light we can't... (Vivian mutters to herself.)

edited 1st Jun '18 8:20:39 PM by kablammin45

"Hey, least I didn't lose all my artistic talent when I crash landed in the arena here."
TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#14: Jun 1st 2018 at 8:21:14 PM

"It's no use. I've been left behind. I knew they didn't like me, but they had no right to do this!"

The monkey, as he is flat, cannot get up from laying down. But, he does spin a bit away from the dragons. "And now I'm all alone in this world."

Huzzah
TropesForever God forbid women do anything from wait where is she Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: I wanna be your dog
God forbid women do anything
#15: Jun 1st 2018 at 8:25:18 PM

As it's wound up, the box plays "The Entertainer". Suddenly, it opens and up shoots a very faded, decrepit Jack-In-The-Box.

"Thank you most kindly for your assistance. My name is James."

thebeatles.com/careers
kablammin45 art lizer from Cleese's Battle Circuit (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
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#16: Jun 1st 2018 at 8:40:04 PM

Alone? But you have all of us now! Isn't that great? (Augie protests to the monkey.)

Augie, I think he probably means his humans abandoned him... (Vivian points out.) You know, like our's ended up doing once they outgrew us?

Oh... (Augie says, his face falling.)


Yer welcome, sir! (Riley says to James.) Nice t' meet ya.

edited 1st Jun '18 8:40:54 PM by kablammin45

"Hey, least I didn't lose all my artistic talent when I crash landed in the arena here."
Beverly from the Since: Aug, 2017 Relationship Status: A teenager in love
#17: Jun 1st 2018 at 8:51:56 PM

"I'M GLAD YOU'RE A FRIENDS," the skeleton yells, "BUT I'M STILL TRAPPED IN THIS CONTAINMENT CELL! Darn Cryptid Crusaders... MIND HELPING ME OUT?"

I'm Huney B now. Okay?
TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#18: Jun 1st 2018 at 8:52:57 PM

"Humans?! Who the hell cares about humans?! My family! We were all hanging onto each other, having fun, when all of the sudden my brother loses grip! I fall into a dollhouse, and get packed up here. Now my family's probably somewhere far far away, and I'm stuck up on the corner of Loneliness Avenue and Loser Street. And I'm the goddamn mayor."

Hearing the skeleton, the monkey says, "Go help those who can still be helped."

edited 1st Jun '18 8:53:36 PM by TacoBadger

Huzzah
CyberController Blitzy.... from Pride Ring Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: I don't mind being locked in this eternal maze!
Blitzy....
#19: Jun 1st 2018 at 9:07:27 PM

The magical girl decided to smash the box with her staff, creating a small hole for the skeleton to escape.

Name's Hinoka. What's yours?

Just made a server on discord.Come join me.
kablammin45 art lizer from Cleese's Battle Circuit (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
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#20: Jun 1st 2018 at 9:10:26 PM

Oh, uh, we'll help ya find them! (Augie says to the monkey.) Yeah! We'll just figure out where he is and-...

Augie, please, stop bothering him and let's help this skeleton out. (Vivian says, taking Augie by the hand and pulling him over to the box where the skeleton is contained. Augie reluctantly follows, only for the magical girl doll to beat them to the punch.)

(Augie looks back at the monkey, but Vivian shakes her head.) Just leave him be for now, Augie.

edited 1st Jun '18 9:10:35 PM by kablammin45

"Hey, least I didn't lose all my artistic talent when I crash landed in the arena here."
TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#21: Jun 1st 2018 at 9:13:59 PM

"Thanks anyway," the monkey offers, somewhat sincerely.

Huzzah
Beverly from the Since: Aug, 2017 Relationship Status: A teenager in love
#22: Jun 1st 2018 at 9:18:00 PM

"I am The Skeleton. Yes, really. Don't laugh, everyone else already has." The Skeleton climbs out of the box and lands on the floor with the others. "So, shall we break out of this wretched prison? What's our plan?"

I'm Huney B now. Okay?
TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#23: Jun 1st 2018 at 10:00:30 PM

Why bother? Nobody’s waiting for us out there.

Huzzah
Beverly from the Since: Aug, 2017 Relationship Status: A teenager in love
#24: Jun 1st 2018 at 10:03:40 PM

"Well sure, but there's a war out there! A war those Crusaders may be winning! We gotta rise, and stuff! I'm not a motivational speaker, but I'm trying!" The Skeleton raises their arms, flailing them wildly.

I'm Huney B now. Okay?
kablammin45 art lizer from Cleese's Battle Circuit (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
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#25: Jun 2nd 2018 at 4:33:48 AM

(Augie makes a small smile, legitimately wanting to help the monkey, and looks to Vivian. Vivian shrugs.)

What are these "Crusaders"? (Riley mutters.)

"Hey, least I didn't lose all my artistic talent when I crash landed in the arena here."

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