Ask the above poster a question: Jackass edition.

Okay, here's how it goes.

Somebody asks the above poster a question, like you might expect. The above poster then edits their post so that they can answer the question

However, the question asker then edits their post, so that the answer looks dumb.

Here's an example.

Original question: "What's your favorite manga"

Answer: " Bleach "

Edited question: "What's your favorite thing to drink?"

Some are dumb, but others are funny.

edited 26th Feb '18 11:56:10 AM by CyberController

What did you think of the 2016 presidential candidates?

Kinda both, I guess.

edited 26th Feb '18 6:46:23 PM by DrNoPuma

Puma, why did you not return that library book? Was it simple carelessness, or do you wish to see all human knowledge lost, one book at a time?

None other than Steven Lawrence "Steve" Whitmire.

edited 26th Feb '18 6:55:51 PM by TropesForever

Which Nickelodeon executive cancelled the 24th Muppet Babies movie

I'm doing ok.

edited 26th Feb '18 3:37:50 PM by TheWhiteWolf

How are you feeling after you just had your arms chopped off?

...I’d be amazed that you had that much dedication.

edited 26th Feb '18 4:14:09 PM by Psychedelicate

How would you react if I ignored my homework so I could get into showbiz?

No, and I don't think I want to.

edited 26th Feb '18 6:04:29 PM by TropesForever

Do you know what soap is?

Popplio.

edited 26th Feb '18 7:44:31 PM by TalesofUnder

What unusual creature did you sea at Sea World yesterday?

Derpy Hooves.

edited 26th Feb '18 9:06:54 PM by TroperNo9001

So, who’d you trust to perform complex brain surgery?

Good work, crappy fan base.

edited 26th Feb '18 7:02:27 PM by CyberController

What do you think of The Nutshack?

The gun!

edited 27th Feb '18 8:27:33 AM by Revaryk

A serial killer's out to get you! Which one do you grab first?

The first one, obviously.

edited 27th Feb '18 3:53:57 AM by TroperNo9001

If you could only watch one TV show for the rest of your life, would it be My Mother the Car or My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic?

The kangaroos. They run the government.

edited 26th Feb '18 9:13:19 PM by TropesForever

Who do you think is the real power behind the Illuminati?

Probably the one involving aliens invading.

edited 27th Feb '18 8:53:16 AM by CyberController

So which of your plans are you going to go with?

Nintendo, always been a fan of their games and consoles

edited 27th Feb '18 3:51:54 PM by Zanreo

What would be your response to anyone in the Console Wars who asks you "which side are you on?"

Pacifist.

edited 27th Feb '18 5:39:47 AM by TroperNo9001

What’s the word for Hitler’s view on violence?

Ireland, probably.

edited 28th Feb '18 5:55:35 AM by The_Dag

If you could sell illegal weapons to any area, which would you pick?

Diamond. They're just so nice.

edited 28th Feb '18 3:34:57 PM by CyberController

What bling do you want to wear all over your body?

Teen Titans Go!.

edited 27th Feb '18 4:19:12 PM by TroperNo9001

What's the greatest work of fiction to grace humanity?

Nyarlathotep. His spiteful hatred as opposed to indifference makes him more interesting to me.

edited 27th Feb '18 4:23:45 PM by TotallyNotAnAlien

Who's your husbando?

egg.

edited 27th Feb '18 4:37:08 PM by CyberController

Should I eat chocolate or a raw egg?

Invisibility.

edited 27th Feb '18 4:50:09 PM by Psychedelicate

What is one thing that ninjas need to improve on?

Yes, but in a good way.

edited 27th Feb '18 4:35:05 PM by TroperNo9001

Is it true that you have a new weapon ten thousand times more powerful than an atom bomb?

"Keys that jingle in your pocket, words that jangle in your head/Why did summer go so quickly, was it something that you said?"

edited 27th Feb '18 5:46:01 PM by TropesForever

Have you ever heard a crazy old man rambling? Did he say anything interesting?

That's hard... there are too many to choose from.

edited 27th Feb '18 5:51:54 PM by DrNoPuma

Who's your favorite child?

One was enough.

edited 27th Feb '18 7:06:46 PM by TheWhiteWolf