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KyrieUmineko Huey Emmerich from Somewhere in Bendigo Since: Nov, 2024 Relationship Status: Abstaining
KyrieUmineko Huey Emmerich from Somewhere in Bendigo Since: Nov, 2024 Relationship Status: Abstaining
Memer999 da roba from The Wild East Since: Nov, 2020 Relationship Status: Chocolate!
da roba
#428: Feb 19th 2025 at 8:49:38 PM

Rosa goes to Clay's church to deal with whatever is going on with the Black Witch, the two meet, and the rest is history


Sans x Dapper Bones

Edited by Memer999 on Feb 19th 2025 at 8:50:31 AM

AITA for injecting my daughter with a known lethal substance?
Weirdguy149 Former King from Lumiose City Since: Jul, 2014 Relationship Status: I'd jump in front of a train for ya!
Former King
#429: Feb 19th 2025 at 9:06:00 PM

Dapper Bones propositions Papyrus for a date but since he's currently busy dating Frisk elsewhere, he has to make due with his brother. DB has a bad time, to say the least.

Olivier Lenheim x Eupha

The legend has returned.
Sourguy Doesn't do much (He/Him) from The Peach State Since: Oct, 2021 Relationship Status: You're a beautiful woman, probably
Doesn't do much (He/Him)
#430: Feb 20th 2025 at 3:10:34 PM

Eupha feels sympathetic for Olivier due to his Dark and Troubled Past and vows to protect him. The two hit it off rather well and manage to convince the members of their respective parties two band together as one group.


Lucia x Lucifer Morningstar

Currently Reading: N/A
SeaMonkey851 Autistic Gamer from Topeka, Kansas (Holding A Herring) Relationship Status: I'd jump in front of a train for ya!
Autistic Gamer
#431: Feb 20th 2025 at 4:27:05 PM

Devil shipping, I see. Not Angel/Devil Shipping, just Devil Shipping.


Shadow the Hedgehog x Shrek

My mother nicknamed me, hence the username.
Yamanekko it's TIIIIIIIIIME from Mariah Carey’s evil lair (at the North Pole) Since: Sep, 2024 Relationship Status: Whoa, they're bisexual! I didn't know that!
it's TIIIIIIIIIME
#432: Feb 20th 2025 at 4:31:31 PM

In all my years on the weird corners of the internet, I have seen a surprising amount of this pairing. Familiarity breeds contempt, you know.


Princess Luna x Golbez (and their adopted son Skull Kid)

Edited by Yamanekko on Feb 20th 2025 at 4:31:38 AM

i just want you for my own. more than you could ever know.
SeaMonkey851 Autistic Gamer from Topeka, Kansas (Holding A Herring) Relationship Status: I'd jump in front of a train for ya!
Autistic Gamer
#433: Jul 25th 2025 at 5:01:34 AM

Bump

That's…unusual for a kid. The ship is fine, but the kid…


2003!Captain Hook x Nui Harimenote 

My mother nicknamed me, hence the username.
IntrovertedGalaxy ourple (she/they/it) from somewhere in the USA Since: Jul, 2024 Relationship Status: Hugging my pillow
ourple (she/they/it)
#434: Jul 25th 2025 at 6:07:05 AM

They have an on-again-off-again relationship until they dump each other at the same time in a very hammy manner

Movie!Sonic x Rise!Leo x 2017!Dewey (they’d all be platonic because they’re all different species + sonic and leo are teens while dewey is a PRE-teen)

♫ we’re so miserable and stunning ♫ - fall out boy
leafsaber47 Hm? Am I late? from post-apocalyptic world (Not-So-Newbie) Relationship Status: Singularity
Hm? Am I late?
#435: Jul 25th 2025 at 6:38:06 AM

Dewy ducks out of the trio team-up once Agent Stone and the Shredder decide on a team-up of their own mostly made to destroy the relationship.


Cuora x William Benson

Edited by leafsaber47 on Jul 25th 2025 at 9:38:25 AM

"You can't spell 'Wario' without 'war'."
Weirdguy149 Former King from Lumiose City Since: Jul, 2014 Relationship Status: I'd jump in front of a train for ya!
Former King
#436: Jul 25th 2025 at 7:21:53 AM

Cuora and William have an intense rivalry in pursuit of the best way to hit a baseball. Outside of that though, they have a surprisingly loving relationship.

Shizune Hakamichi x Justine

Edited by Weirdguy149 on Jul 25th 2025 at 10:22:09 AM

The legend has returned.
IntrovertedGalaxy ourple (she/they/it) from somewhere in the USA Since: Jul, 2024 Relationship Status: Hugging my pillow
ourple (she/they/it)
#437: Jul 27th 2025 at 1:18:08 AM

They cannot physically meet in person because it requires talking due to Shizune being mute.

Mitsuri Kanroji x Narancia Ghirga (i am so sorry 😭💀

♫ we’re so miserable and stunning ♫ - fall out boy
Yamanekko it's TIIIIIIIIIME from Mariah Carey’s evil lair (at the North Pole) Since: Sep, 2024 Relationship Status: Whoa, they're bisexual! I didn't know that!
it's TIIIIIIIIIME
#438: Jul 27th 2025 at 2:25:13 AM

He was a punk, she did ballet… what more can I say?


Big the Cat x Wuk Lamat

i just want you for my own. more than you could ever know.
Thermal7 —- from —- Since: Oct, 2018
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#439: Jul 27th 2025 at 5:27:30 AM

A relatively reasonable cat pairing, all things considered. Maybe Lamat is something of a Chubby Chaser.


Johan Liebert x Dahlia Hawthorne

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IntrovertedGalaxy ourple (she/they/it) from somewhere in the USA Since: Jul, 2024 Relationship Status: Hugging my pillow
ourple (she/they/it)
#440: Aug 1st 2025 at 3:28:50 AM

Dahlia tries to calm down Johan every time he starts spiraling but fails every time.

Subaru Natsuki x 2003!Leonardo (platonic again because Subaru is a human and Leo is a Turtle, and yes he’s a HUMANOID MUTANT turtle but still a turtle nonetheless)

Edited by IntrovertedGalaxy on Aug 1st 2025 at 6:29:02 PM

♫ we’re so miserable and stunning ♫ - fall out boy
Sourguy Doesn't do much (He/Him) from The Peach State Since: Oct, 2021 Relationship Status: You're a beautiful woman, probably
Doesn't do much (He/Him)
#441: Aug 4th 2025 at 12:58:28 PM

The 2003 incarnation of Leo might be a bit turned off by Subaru's playful personality, but he'd likely appreciate his tendency to approach others with kindness. Additionally, they might bond over a shared desire to remain athletic.


Satan x Sera

Currently Reading: N/A
Yamanekko it's TIIIIIIIIIME from Mariah Carey’s evil lair (at the North Pole) Since: Sep, 2024 Relationship Status: Whoa, they're bisexual! I didn't know that!
it's TIIIIIIIIIME
#442: Aug 4th 2025 at 11:25:51 PM

This is the second time you’ve brought this particular Satan up in this thread. Are you sure you’re not his demonic wingman from hell, trying to get your Dark Lord some play after the incident?


Tidus x Seymour Guado

Edited by Yamanekko on Aug 4th 2025 at 11:26:00 AM

i just want you for my own. more than you could ever know.
leafsaber47 Hm? Am I late? from post-apocalyptic world (Not-So-Newbie) Relationship Status: Singularity
Hm? Am I late?
#443: Aug 7th 2025 at 9:22:27 AM

Unlike the infamous Cloud x Sephiroth pairing this one quickly falls apart in less than two hours. Won't stop the shippers, though.


Yu x Kanna Kamui

(yes, I'm going for a Toy Ship)

"You can't spell 'Wario' without 'war'."
IntrovertedGalaxy ourple (she/they/it) from somewhere in the USA Since: Jul, 2024 Relationship Status: Hugging my pillow
ourple (she/they/it)
#444: Aug 7th 2025 at 11:19:54 PM

They do become smitten with each other but in an inncoent sort of way that probably borders onto light puppy love

Ignis Scientia x Aerith Gainsborough (i know this forum game is for crack pairings but some people have already chosen characters within the same franchise)

♫ we’re so miserable and stunning ♫ - fall out boy
Yamanekko it's TIIIIIIIIIME from Mariah Carey’s evil lair (at the North Pole) Since: Sep, 2024 Relationship Status: Whoa, they're bisexual! I didn't know that!
it's TIIIIIIIIIME
#445: Aug 8th 2025 at 12:57:26 AM

The adorable domestic couple we never knew we needed. They live in Aerith’s cottage in the slums, where she grows vegetables, fruits and herbs for him to incorporate into his recipehs. But of course, she’s not afraid to break out La Silla if she needs to. Occasionally best buds Gladio and Barret show up, in a true sitcom fashion. Prompto, Noctis and Nanaki live in the basement, where they stream games live on the Shintranet.

According to Nomura, this is canon in some universe or another.


BoJack Horseman x Bandit Heeler

i just want you for my own. more than you could ever know.
Weirdguy149 Former King from Lumiose City Since: Jul, 2014 Relationship Status: I'd jump in front of a train for ya!
Former King
#446: Aug 8th 2025 at 11:23:16 AM

Bojack at one point in the early 2000's had a short-lived stint of bisexuality. He went to Australia for a gig and had a one-night stand with a blue heeler. The two of them parted ways that night. Bluey is not allowed to watch Horsin' Around under any circumstances.

Hank Hill x Gwi-Ma

The legend has returned.
IntrovertedGalaxy ourple (she/they/it) from somewhere in the USA Since: Jul, 2024 Relationship Status: Hugging my pillow
ourple (she/they/it)
#447: Aug 12th 2025 at 6:23:53 PM

Gwi-Ma possesses him. That’s it.

Prince Zuko x Shoto Todoroki

♫ we’re so miserable and stunning ♫ - fall out boy
leafsaber47 Hm? Am I late? from post-apocalyptic world (Not-So-Newbie) Relationship Status: Singularity
Hm? Am I late?
#448: Aug 12th 2025 at 7:11:46 PM

Zuko will prove uncomfortable for Shoto's icy side. Still makes good BL material.


Magda x Yuuka Kazami

"You can't spell 'Wario' without 'war'."
Sourguy Doesn't do much (He/Him) from The Peach State Since: Oct, 2021 Relationship Status: You're a beautiful woman, probably
Doesn't do much (He/Him)
#449: Sep 6th 2025 at 1:09:25 PM

I could the two having a Red Oni, Blue Oni dynamic and bonding over their shared love of flowers.


Emily x Wander

Currently Reading: N/A
IntrovertedGalaxy ourple (she/they/it) from somewhere in the USA Since: Jul, 2024 Relationship Status: Hugging my pillow
ourple (she/they/it)
#450: Sep 6th 2025 at 1:13:49 PM

They immediately become Sickeningly Sweethearts.

Claude Von Riegan x Aqua

♫ we’re so miserable and stunning ♫ - fall out boy

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