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Wheatleyfangirl The clown jester I want to punch/smooch from Not telling you Relationship Status: I get a feeling so complicated...
The clown jester I want to punch/smooch
May 15th 2019 at 5:05:43 PM

Someone whose not a Robosexual, nothing to see. Most definitely doesn't like 60s - 80s anime.

Why are all my fictional crushes punchable and/or smoochable?
WhiteCheddaPikachu Save the poor dragon lady from Le Locally Located Lovely Lazy Lake Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Save the poor dragon lady
May 15th 2019 at 8:47:51 PM

Scoffs at the idea of crushing on fictional characters

I can't think of anything so here's a dragon emoji: 🐉
dave_the_assassin Vigilante!Hawkeye from the Avengers Compound Relationship Status: Desperate
May 15th 2019 at 11:07:30 PM

Ooh, cheese hater!

"You survived. Half the planet didn't. They got Thanos....You get me."
VengefulBale Tom and Janna from Earth-ni Relationship Status: Noddin' my head like yeah
Tom and Janna
May 16th 2019 at 3:33:32 AM

This guy right here hates Linkin Park, and the Transformers movies for him are super trash due to including music from that band

Jantom may not be canon but at least we have fanart.
Bluethorn Avatar drawn by Puma :) from the Swamp Kingdom Relationship Status: Star-crossed
Avatar drawn by Puma :)
May 17th 2019 at 7:28:31 AM

He hates animals, thinks Nintendo games are kiddy, and thinks Metalucy is a cringy ship.

I wish this was me. :P
The_Dag Protect the Cinammon Bun from bad to worse Relationship Status: LET'S HAVE A ZILLION BABIES
Protect the Cinammon Bun
May 17th 2019 at 10:12:22 AM

He drew his own avatar.

Mankind is unlovable. No more kindness!
KeironCioran Mr. Douglas plays the Draxophone from Washington, D.C. Relationship Status: Star-crossed
Playing_with_boy I like memes. from e***,******u******* Relationship Status: Squeeeeeeeeeeeee!
I like memes.
May 18th 2019 at 3:17:57 PM

They hate Kablamming.

Forum signatures use 140 characters. I think that, because Twitter now has 280 characters per tweet, Tv Tropes should have that too.
DrNoPuma Thanks for showing me this, Bluethorn! from Phantomile Relationship Status: Chocolate!
Thanks for showing me this, Bluethorn!
May 18th 2019 at 3:29:29 PM

He is on a strict diet, eating kale only and only once a day. He absolutely despises other foods, especially sandwiches.

Rise of Skywalker spoilers: Rocket sneaks in and steals the macguffin needed to revive Palpatine.
HyperReal Man-Eating Serpent from Mega, Slovania Relationship Status: Hugging my pillow
Man-Eating Serpent
May 18th 2019 at 4:22:40 PM

Absolutely despises Bluethorn.

So this is how the world ends. Not with a bang, but a shitpost.
KeironCioran Mr. Douglas plays the Draxophone from Washington, D.C. Relationship Status: Star-crossed
VengefulBale Tom and Janna from Earth-ni Relationship Status: Noddin' my head like yeah
Tom and Janna
May 18th 2019 at 7:57:19 PM

Is definitely an alien. No doubt about it

Jantom may not be canon but at least we have fanart.
JTTWlover Random drawing from Budding Pop planet Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Random drawing
May 19th 2019 at 2:06:38 AM

An het girl that hates Metalucy and hasnít made any Forum Games.

[down] Oh gosh that hurt so much. The other lies didnít hurt, but THIS... (donít worry Iím ok).

Edited by JTTWlover on May 19th 2019 at 8:18:36 PM

If thereís a book you want to read, but it hasnít been written yet, then you must write it.- Toni Morrison
KeironCioran Mr. Douglas plays the Draxophone from Washington, D.C. Relationship Status: Star-crossed
WhiteCheddaPikachu Save the poor dragon lady from Le Locally Located Lovely Lazy Lake Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Save the poor dragon lady
May 19th 2019 at 1:28:26 PM

Does not like men. Avatar gallery is not full of men they like.

Edited by WhiteCheddaPikachu on May 19th 2019 at 6:49:31 AM

I can't think of anything so here's a dragon emoji: 🐉
VengefulBale Tom and Janna from Earth-ni Relationship Status: Noddin' my head like yeah
Tom and Janna
May 19th 2019 at 2:00:11 PM

They want to kidnap Fem!Corrin to keep her for themselves.

Edited by VengefulBale on May 19th 2019 at 4:08:21 AM

Jantom may not be canon but at least we have fanart.
Wheatleyfangirl The clown jester I want to punch/smooch from Not telling you Relationship Status: I get a feeling so complicated...
The clown jester I want to punch/smooch
May 19th 2019 at 2:01:44 PM

Does not think Tom Lucitor is a good boy and hates the metalucy ship.

Why are all my fictional crushes punchable and/or smoochable?
dave_the_assassin Vigilante!Hawkeye from the Avengers Compound Relationship Status: Desperate
May 19th 2019 at 2:11:35 PM "You survived. Half the planet didn't. They got Thanos....You get me."
AutisticAlivia Hmm... from Everywhere on TV Tropes Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
Hmm...
May 19th 2019 at 2:22:08 PM

Totally not a fan of Linkin Park and MLP: FIM.

Sylvia is looking at the forums...
TotallyNotAnAlien Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
May 19th 2019 at 2:54:43 PM

Totally not a fan of Wander Over Yander and Star vs. the Forces of Evil.

I know it's like living inside a dream / But don't you ever get / Lost in Necropolis
KeironCioran Mr. Douglas plays the Draxophone from Washington, D.C. Relationship Status: Star-crossed
Spottedleaf Popsicle Hands from S.T.A.R. Labs Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
Popsicle Hands
May 19th 2019 at 4:37:25 PM

A straight white woman who thinks that Peter Quill is to blame for the events of Infinity War and hates him with a fiery passion. Thinks Victor Hugo was the worst writer ever, and is such an aggressive capitalist she puts Mr. Krabs to shame.

Oof. Sorry.

wake me up inside before you go go
WhiteCheddaPikachu Save the poor dragon lady from Le Locally Located Lovely Lazy Lake Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Save the poor dragon lady
May 19th 2019 at 4:42:52 PM

Does not like cat based literature of any kind

I can't think of anything so here's a dragon emoji: 🐉
Siegfried1337 Smug Grail from Fuyuki Relationship Status: Staying up all night to get lucky

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