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Arson, Murder, and Admiration
So... How is this an attack... Does Lord English call out Ryuzaki on his behavior and then shows admiration?
Uh. ...That's not gonna do much.
Actually, I Am Him
Emmm… ಠ_ಠ Daheck?
Don't see this harming Lord English unless the Blacksmith makes something cue ball-related, which is unlikely.
Yeah, he'll survive.
Pft. Big deal, he has a Kraken for that.
Even Evil Has Loved Ones
Get outta here with this pity party BS!
Lord English isn't much of a shipper so he loses this round when it comes to that, but he'll effortlessly win the resulting "fight" he'll start as regardless of winning or losing a shipping war he doesn't need much of a reason to kill someone.
Arachnid Appearance and Attire
Honestly, I'd love to see a spider boss in Calamity, but unless it's a very late game one, Cal can probably One-Hit Kill it.
Stalemate yet again, unless either brings the other's Kryptonite Factor.
Our Werebeasts Are Different
RIP pony!me. He may be a unicorn, but his red mage magic, even his special magic (a mix of light and darkness) can't beat someone as powerful as normal!Calamitas, let alone werebeast!Calamitas.
Not sure how this is an attack. He's not interested in gems.
Edited by dave_the_assassin on Mar 14th 2019 at 9:36:44 PM
Video Game Cruelty Potential
...ow. So I assume he'll get attacked in whatever way is the most painful and terrible?
Edited by Zanreo on Mar 14th 2019 at 8:27:43 PM
This Is My Boomstick
The Boomstick is an actual weapon in Terraria. It is, to put it simply, not very good. If CATS can convince Cal that shooting her was accidental, she might let him off. If not, he'd better be prepared for a very long fight.
Or short, depending on how well he dodges explosions.
Multi-Armed and Dangerous
Rest in pieces.
So I just gonna use some Evil AIs or some shiz like that to defeat my enemy? Ok
This'll do nothing but piss off Alastor. RIP Above Avatar
What? ... I guess Alastor wins
No Guy Wants an Amazon
Cal probably isn’t interested either.
Awesome Personnel Carrier
That carrier's getting trashed.
Other Me Annoys Me
Alastor kills that other me and then leaves 862's presence.
Dating Service Disaster
Either they go on a date or Alastor rigs the service to match her with Yharim.
SCP-682 may possibly be amused by this, but besides that I don't see this doing much.
...not sure how Yoshi would be hurt by this, he'd probably just eat it
Edited by Zanreo on Mar 15th 2019 at 10:50:46 AM
That's quite the wild card there...
Yeah, that conductor is dead.
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