Click Random Trope To Determine What The Above Avatar's Attacks Your Avatar With

Playboy Bunny

Ah, yes. Game Freak attempting to seduce AK-12 with an ultra-buggy bunny suit. Clearly this is a flawless plan.

Classy Cane

As cool as it may look, I doubt it will do much after around five seconds. Melee isn’t a great idea around three Bullet Hell EX bosses.

Not So Different

So a bunch of Touhou girls pull a Not So Different on Smokey Bear... I'm pretty sure that would stop the fighting at least...

Magic Plastic Surgery

So Smokey just gives Toriel a facelift? Not sure if I like her new face or not...

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Sep 2nd 2018 at 1:59:49 AM

The Hyena

So Toriel just... laughs at Game Freak? ok then

Desert Skull?

...He attacks Killer Frost with a cow skull he found in the desert? Kay then...

My title actually has nothing to do with my avatar, who, funnily enough, actually can fire blasts (of ice) from her hands.

Edited by Spottedleaf on Sep 1st 2018 at 1:21:58 PM

Hand Blast

At least that is a believable attack, but a countess firing energy at Susie from her hand? Interesting...

I Shall Taunt You

I think we all know how this would work out, as taunting when there are at most three safe areas in the immediate vicinity isn’t exactly the best idea. Susie is eradicated in the hail of bullets she brought on with the taunt.

Slow Doors.

....Okay, those doors can be easy to get past, but that is not going to help the Linkin Park guys one bit. (cue the Bullet Hell)

Edited by dave_the_assassin on Sep 2nd 2018 at 8:53:11 PM

Puberty Superpower

...they already are adults, but assuming that they retroactively got their powers, I'm pretty sure both Starlight and Trixie can take them down, but that depends on the power.

"I Am Becoming" Song

So Linkin Park Starlight and Trixie made a song about what they're turning into... and somehow attacks Glitch!Game Freak through it?

Edited by Zanreo on Sep 2nd 2018 at 4:00:33 PM

Cats Are Magic

So Gamefreak somehow glitched a cat and set it loose against AK-47 and AK-74U. This... might be somewhat effective, especially if the cat is immune to bullets in some way.

Collared by Fashion

Yeah, I don't see this working well against Smokey.

Crate Expectations

Joke's on you Smokey, the cat's already in a box!

Understatement

Well, the Touhou girls won’t attack if you don’t provoke them, so both parties are fine. Koishi might even pet the cat a little.

Priceless Ming Vase

Pretty sure all that would do is make Smokey mad.

Detectives Follow Footprints

So Smokey just follows their hoofprints? Huh.

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Sep 26th 2018 at 7:18:08 PM

Readings Blew Up the Scale

So... Smolder attacks CATS by blowing up the scale of something by making it go high enough. No, not with the thing itself, but with the SCALE made from it

Small Steps Hero

So I guess CATS sends a gullible hero to stop Raptor Jesus's 'evil'? That's a fool's errand.

Contractual Purity

So Raptor Jesus makes Smolder sign a contract to keep a squeaky clean image? She's already from kid-friendly show.

The Song Remains the Same

Smolder doesn’t change the Touhous’ theme songs? Nothing happens, then.

Ears as Hair

...yeah, that doesn't sound like something that would defeat these slasher villains.

Outside Joke...

Seriously? That's the best these guys could come up with is to take a funny observation Killer Frost made and offer a literal explanation?

Edited by Spottedleaf on Sep 26th 2018 at 8:50:53 AM

Teleportation Misfire

Sound like these slashers scare chords just got them killed by Y.V.

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Animation Bump

An animated version of Arrowverse. Sound interestings, though that isn't going to stop Y.V. from just shooting her.

Edited by capnrecked on Sep 26th 2018 at 9:52:52 AM

Five-Finger Discount

So Y.V. attacks CATS by... stealing from him. ok then