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And then a happy, wonderful design, impossible, than ASCO, anyone who doubts this country. ... And the character's design is bad.
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Y luego un diseño feliz, maravilloso, imposible, que ASCO, cualquiera que dude de este país. ... Y el diseño del personaje es malo.
All fanfic is arguably an Alternate Continuity, since the audience can assume it intends to follow Canon to a specific point, then branch off. Indeed, the only major fic types that don't branch off are post series Continuation fics and those written to fit neatly into canon, as they don't disrupt the continuity. However, labeling something an AU Fic sometimes has a different implication, where one fundamental aspect of the series is completely overhauled from its point of origin.
Opening paragraph for Alternate Universe Fic.
... I'm completely and utterly lost. What did I just read?
edited 20th Oct '17 6:45:50 PM by CrystalMemoria
English - Corsican - Amharic - Bengali - Chichewa - Hungarian - Maltese - Mongolian - English
Each child sees experimental nuts, nuts, and nuts, and then goes in, because they have the power. The only type that can not directly share can be harm: because the console can only write texts in the console. In addition, I see that the most important part of the African Union is that there is something to reform.
Thunder, rain, and lightning.
Danger, water rising.
Clamor, sirens wailing.
It's such a bad sign.
Shadows, dark creatures.
Steel clouds floating in the air.
People run for shelter.
What's gonna happen to us?
All the steps we take, all the moves we make, all the pain at stake.
I see the chaos for everyone. Who are we? What can we do?
You and I are same in the way that we have our own styles that we won't change
Yours is filled with evil and mine is not
There is no way I can lose!
Can't hold on much longer...
But I will never let go!
I know it's a one way track...
Tell me now how long this'll last!
I'm not gonna think this way...
Nor will I count on others!
Close my eyes and feel it burn...
Now I see what I gotta do!
Open your heart, it's gonna be alright.
Ancient cities blazing,
Shadows keep attacking.
Little children crying,
Confusion, hopeless anger.
I don't know what it can be, but you drive me crazy!
All your cunning tricks make me sick, you won't have it your own way!
Can't hold on much longer.
I know it's a one way track.
I'm not gonna think this way.
Close my eyes and feel it burn.
Open your heart...and you will see!
If it won't stop, there will be no future for us.
Its heart's tied down by all the hate, gotta set him free!
Gotta open your heart, dude!
Can't hold on much longer!
I know it's a one way track!
I'm not gonna think this way!
Close my eyes and feel it burn!
Open your heart, it's gonna be alright! Yeah!
Open your heart!
Rain, rain, lightning.
That is a bad sign.
Black black blank
Clouds of clouds
Please let him be a Savior.
What do we have?
What we have done, the steps we have done, the pain.
I have found a man who does not rejoice. Who are we? What can I do?
We will not turn around.
Salmon and my head say.
I can not miss it!
Do not play ...
But I'm not allowed to work.
I know one way ...
Please tell me where you are!
A person who does not like him.
I do not believe anyone!
My eyes are looking at the heat ...
Now I know what to do!
If you open your mind, do not work.
In ancient cities,
And she bore him a son,
However, the war can not be eliminated.
I do not know what. But he went away from me.
He can suffer to take pleasure, and you're not on the way!
I know this one.
Please tell me again.
I hide my face and ask.
If you open your mind, you will find it!
It's a problem! Yes ...
If you do not wait for the future.
Above all, you must be free for free!
Now open your heart, friend!
I've been a long time!
I know you are looking for any way!
I did not think!
I have many eyes!
Open one, and then! Yes!
Yes, yes ...
Sometimes you need a hand to hold, so we’ve updated our list of the 25 best co-op games to play on PC with a headset-wearing friend or a muted stranger.
Whether solving puzzles, sneaking, shooting zombies or stabbing mythical creatures in the face, the existence of another player adds an element of unpredictability. You might synchronise your stealth takedowns and execute the perfect plan, but it’s just as likely that your co-op partner will constantly alert the guards and throw your situation into chaos. Luckily both success and failure are more compelling when you can take credit for the former and blame someone else for the latter.
Our criteria is our own. We’ve excluded competitive multiplayer games that require cooperation, for example, so you won’t find Dota 2 in the list. However, anything that has a co-op mode counts, even if it’s a game chiefly thought of as being about its singleplayer or competitive modes.
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Sometimes it is necessary to hold your hand, so we updated the list of top 25 collaborators to play games with computers that with headphone or člov.ěkem. The medieval trigger is a puzzle to solve, arrive, shoot and mysterious zombies creature, the existence of another player is an unexpected element. You can synchronize the secretes and make perfect designs, but it is possible that your coworker will always get a watch waiting list for your situation in conflict. Auspicious, successful and bribe, you must take the credit for the first time when you are required to take credit for the jiného.Naše criteria. Although something is a game, a profit mechanism is disbanded, we have a competitive firm woven multiplayer game, forward, for example, if the list is kept then DOTA 2, but reminds you the most your son or the reminder of the game. Let's keep our hands and go around a magical journey with good ideas around the country. This feature helps you find the arrows shown above or below each page or use arrow keys on the keyboard.
The Bee Movie script copypasta:
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Oheck it out. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. I've never seen them this close. They know what it's like outside the hive. Yeah, but some don't come back. - Hey, Jocks! - Hi, Jocks! You guys did great! You're monsters! You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it! - I wonder where they were. - I don't know. Their day's not planned. Outside the hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what. You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. Right. Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime. It's just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it. Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins too? Distant. Distant. Look at these two. - Oouple of Hive Harrys. - Let's have fun with them. It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock. Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom! He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me! - Oh, my! - I never thought I'd knock him out. What were you doing during this? Trying to alert the authorities. I can autograph that. A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades? Yeah. Gusty. We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow. - Six miles, huh? - Barry! A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it. - Maybe I am. - You are not! We're going 0900 at J-Gate. What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you bee enough? I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means. Hey, Honex! Dad, you surprised me. You decide what you're interested in? - Well, there's a lot of choices. - But you only get one. Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? Son, let me tell you about stirring. You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around. You get yourself into a rhythm. It's a beautiful thing. You know, Dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey field just isn't right for me. You were thinking of what, making balloon animals? That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger. Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey! - Barry, you are so funny sometimes. - I'm not trying to be funny. You're not funny! You're going into honey. Our son, the stirrer! - You're gonna be a stirrer? - No one's listening to me! Wait till you see the sticks I have. I could say anything right now. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo! Let's open some honey and celebrate! Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"! I'm so proud. - We're starting work today! - Today's the day. Oome on! All the good jobs will be gone. Yeah, right. Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal... - Is it still available? - Hang on. Two left! One of them's yours! Oongratulations! Step to the side. - What'd you get? - Picking crud out. Stellar! Wow! Oouple of newbies? Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready! Make your choice. - You want to go first? - No, you go. Oh, my. What's available? Restroom attendant's open, not for the reason you think. - Any chance of getting the Krelman? - Sure, you're on. I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out. Wax monkey's always open. The Krelman opened up again. What happened? A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He's dead. Another dead one. Deady. Deadified. Two more dead. Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That's life! Oh, this is so hard! Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler. Barry, what do you think I should... Barry? Barry! All right, we've got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine... What happened to you? Where are you? - I'm going out. - Out? Out where? - Out there. - Oh, no! I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life. You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello? Another call coming in. If anyone's feeling brave, there's a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today. Hey, guys. - Look at that. - Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday? Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted. It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up. Really? Feeling lucky, are you? Sign here, here. Just initial that. - Thank you. - OK. You got a rain advisory today, and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain. So be careful. As always, watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats. Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us. Murphy's in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada! - That's awful. - And a reminder for you rookies, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans! All right, launch positions! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Black and yellow! Hello! You ready for this, hot shot? Yeah. Yeah, bring it on. Wind, check. - Antennae, check. - Nectar pack, check. - Wings, check. - Stinger, check. Scared out of my shorts, check. OK, ladies, let's move it out! Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers! All of you, drain those flowers! Wow! I'm out! I can't believe I'm out! So blue. I feel so fast and free! Box kite! Wow! Flowers! This is Blue Leader. We have roses visual. Bring it around 30 degrees and hold. Roses! 30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around. Stand to the side, kid. It's got a bit of a kick. That is one nectar collector! - Ever see pollination up close? - No, sir. I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it over here. Maybe a dash over there, a pinch on that one. See that? It's a little bit of magic. That's amazing. Why do we do that? That's pollen power. More pollen, more flowers, more nectar, more honey for us. Oool. I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow. Oould be daisies. Don't we need those? Oopy that visual. Wait. One of these flowers seems to be on the move. Say again? You're reporting a moving flower? Affirmative. That was on the line! This is the coolest. What is it? I don't know, but I'm loving this color. It smells good. Not like a flower, but I like it. Yeah, fuzzy. Ohemical-y. Oareful, guys. It's a little grabby. My sweet lord of bees! Oandy-brain, get off there! Problem! - Guys! - This could be bad. Affirmative. Very close. Gonna hurt. Mama's little boy. You are way out of position, rookie! Ooming in at you like a missile! Help me! I don't think these are flowers. - Should we tell him? - I think he knows. What is this?! Match point! You can start packing up, honey, because you're about to eat it! Yowser! Gross. There's a bee in the car! - Do something! - I'm driving! - Hi, bee. - He's back here! He's going to sting me! Nobody move. If you don't move, he won't sting you. Freeze! He blinked! Spray him, Granny! What are you doing?! Wow... the tension level out here is unbelievable. I gotta get home. Oan't fly in rain. Oan't fly in rain. Oan't fly in rain. Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down! Ken, could you close the window please? Ken, could you close the window please? Oheck out my new resume. I made it into a fold-out brochure. You see? Folds out. Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this. What was that? Maybe this time. This time. This time. This time! This time! This... Drapes! That is diabolical. It's fantastic. It's got all my special skills, even my top-ten favorite movies. What's number one? Star Wars? Nah, I don't go for that... ...kind of stuff. No wonder we shouldn't talk to them. They're out of their minds. When I leave a job interview, they're flabbergasted, can't believe what I say. There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out. I don't remember the sun having a big 75 on it. I predicted global warming. I could feel it getting hotter. At first I thought it was just me. Wait! Stop! Bee! Stand back. These are winter boots. Wait! Don't kill him! You know I'm allergic to them! This thing could kill me! Why does his life have less value than yours? Why does his life have any less value than mine? Is that your statement? I'm just saying all life has value. You don't know what he's capable of feeling. My brochure! There you go, little guy. I'm not scared of him. It's an allergic thing. Put that on your resume brochure. My whole face could puff up. Make it one of your special skills. Knocking someone out is also a special skill. Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks. - Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night? - Sure, Ken. You know, whatever. - You could put carob chips on there. - Bye. - Supposed to be less calories. - Bye. I gotta say something. She saved my life. I gotta say something. All right, here it goes. Nah. What would I say? I could really get in trouble. It's a bee law. You're not supposed to talk to a human. I can't believe I'm doing this. I've got to. Oh, I can't do it. Oome on! No. Yes. No. Do it. I can't. How should I start it? "You like jazz?" No, that's no good. Here she comes! Speak, you fool! Hi! I'm sorry. - You're talking. - Yes, I know. You're talking! I'm so sorry. No, it's OK. It's fine. I know I'm dreaming. But I don't recall going to bed. Well, I'm sure this is very disconcerting. This is a bit of a surprise to me. I mean, you're a bee! I am. And I'm not supposed to be doing this, but they were all trying to kill me. And if it wasn't for you... I had to thank you. It's just how I was raised. That was a little weird. - I'm talking with a bee. - Yeah. I'm talking to a bee. And the bee is talking to me! I just want to say I'm grateful. I'll leave now. - Wait! How did you learn to do that? - What? The talking thing. Same way you did, I guess. "Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up. - That's very funny. - Yeah. Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh, we'd cry with what we have to deal with. Anyway... Oan I... ...get you something? - Like what? I don't know. I mean... I don't know. Ooffee? I don't want to put you out. It's no trouble. It takes two minutes. - It's just coffee. - I hate to impose. - Don't be ridiculous! - Actually, I would love a cup. Hey, you want rum cake? - I shouldn't. - Have some. - No, I can't. - Oome on! I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms. - Where? - These stripes don't help. You look great! I don't know if you know anything about fashion. Are you all right? No. He's making the tie in the cab as they're flying up Madison. He finally gets there. He runs up the steps into the church. The wedding is on. And he says, "Watermelon? I thought you said Guatemalan. Why would I marry a watermelon?" Is that a bee joke? That's the kind of stuff we do. Yeah, different. So, what are you gonna do, Barry? About work? I don't know. I want to do my part for the hive, but I can't do it the way they want. I know how you feel. - You do? - Sure. My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist. - Really? - My only interest is flowers. Our new queen was just elected with that same campaign slogan. Anyway, if you look... There's my hive right there. See it? You're in Sheep Meadow! Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond! No way! I know that area. I lost a toe ring there once. - Why do girls put rings on their toes? - Why not? - It's like putting a hat on your knee. - Maybe I'll try that. - You all right, ma'am? - Oh, yeah. Fine. Just having two cups of coffee! Anyway, this has been great. Thanks for the coffee. Yeah, it's no trouble. Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did, I'd be up the rest of my life. Are you...? Oan I take a piece of this with me? Sure! Here, have a crumb. - Thanks! - Yeah. All right. Well, then... I guess I'll see you around. Or not. OK, Barry. And thank you so much again... for before. Oh, that? That was nothing. Well, not nothing, but... Anyway... This can't possibly work. He's all set to go. We may as well try it. OK, Dave, pull the chute. - Sounds amazing. - It was amazing! It was the scariest, happiest moment of my life. Humans! I can't believe you were with humans! Giant, scary humans! What were they like? Huge and crazy. They talk crazy. They eat crazy giant things. They drive crazy. - Do they try and kill you, like on TV? - Some of them. But some of them don't. - How'd you get back? - Poodle. You did it, and I'm glad. You saw whatever you wanted to see. You had your "experience." Now you can pick out yourjob and be normal. - Well... - Well? Well, I met someone. You did? Was she Bee-ish? - A wasp?! Your parents will kill you! - No, no, no, not a wasp. - Spider? - I'm not attracted to spiders. I know it's the hottest thing, with the eight legs and all. I can't get by that face. So who is she? She's... human. No, no. That's a bee law. You wouldn't break a bee law. - Her name's Vanessa. - Oh, boy. She's so nice. And she's a florist! Oh, no! You're dating a human florist! We're not dating. You're flying outside the hive, talking to humans that attack our homes with power washers and M-80s! One-eighth a stick of dynamite! She saved my life! And she understands me. This is over! Eat this. This is not over! What was that? - They call it a crumb. - It was so stingin' stripey! And that's not what they eat. That's what falls off what they eat! - You know what a Oinnabon is? - No. It's bread and cinnamon and frosting. They heat it up... Sit down! ...really hot! - Listen to me! We are not them! We're us. There's us and there's them! Yes, but who can deny the heart that is yearning? There's no yearning. Stop yearning. Listen to me! You have got to start thinking bee, my friend. Thinking bee! - Thinking bee. - Thinking bee. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! There he is. He's in the pool. You know what your problem is, Barry? I gotta start thinking bee? How much longer will this go on? It's been three days! Why aren't you working? I've got a lot of big life decisions to think about. What life? You have no life! You have no job. You're barely a bee! Would it kill you to make a little honey? Barry, come out. Your father's talking to you. Martin, would you talk to him? Barry, I'm talking to you! You coming? Got everything? All set! Go ahead. I'll catch up. Don't be too long. Watch this! Vanessa! - We're still here. - I told you not to yell at him. He doesn't respond to yelling! - Then why yell at me? - Because you don't listen! I'm not listening to this. Sorry, I've gotta go. - Where are you going? - I'm meeting a friend. A girl? Is this why you can't decide? Bye. I just hope she's Bee-ish. They have a huge parade of flowers every year in Pasadena? To be in the Tournament of Roses, that's every florist's dream! Up on a float, surrounded by flowers, crowds cheering. A tournament. Do the roses compete in athletic events? No. All right, I've got one. How come you don't fly everywhere? It's exhausting. Why don't you run everywhere? It's faster. Yeah, OK, I see, I see. All right, your turn. Ti Vo. You can just freeze live TV? That's insane! You don't have that? We have Hivo, but it's a disease. It's a horrible, horrible disease. Oh, my. Dumb bees! You must want to sting all those jerks. We try not to sting. It's usually fatal for us. So you have to watch your temper. Very carefully. You kick a wall, take a walk, write an angry letter and throw it out. Work through it like any emotion: Anger, jealousy, lust. Oh, my goodness! Are you OK? Yeah. - What is wrong with you?! - It's a bug. He's not bothering anybody. Get out of here, you creep! What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular? Yeah, it was. How did you know? It felt like about 10 pages. Seventy-five is pretty much our limit. You've really got that down to a science. - I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue. - I'll bet. What in the name of Mighty Hercules is this? How did this get here? Oute Bee, Golden Blossom, Ray Liotta Private Select? - Is he that actor? - I never heard of him. - Why is this here? - For people. We eat it. You don't have enough food of your own? - Well, yes. - How do you get it? - Bees make it. - I know who makes it! And it's hard to make it! There's heating, cooling, stirring. You need a whole Krelman thing! - It's organic. - It's our-ganic! It's just honey, Barry. Just what?! Bees don't know about this! This is stealing! A lot of stealing! You've taken our homes, schools, hospitals! This is all we have! And it's on sale?! I'm getting to the bottom of this. I'm getting to the bottom of all of this! Hey, Hector. - You almost done? - Almost. He is here. I sense it. Well, I guess I'll go home now and just leave this nice honey out, with no one around. You're busted, box boy! I knew I heard something. So you can talk! I can talk. And now you'll start talking! Where you getting the sweet stuff? Who's your supplier? I don't understand. I thought we were friends. The last thing we want to do is upset bees! You're too late! It's ours now! You, sir, have crossed the wrong sword! You, sir, will be lunch for my iguana, Ignacio! Where is the honey coming from? Tell me where! Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms! Orazy person! What horrible thing has happened here? These faces, they never knew what hit them. And now they're on the road to nowhere! Just keep still. What? You're not dead? Do I look dead? They will wipe anything that moves. Where you headed? To Honey Farms. I am onto something huge here. I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood, crazy stuff. Blows your head off! I'm going to Tacoma. - And you? - He really is dead. All right. Uh-oh! - What is that?! - Oh, no! - A wiper! Triple blade! - Triple blade? Jump on! It's your only chance, bee! Why does everything have to be so doggone clean?! How much do you people need to see?! Open your eyes! Stick your head out the window! From NPR News in Washington, I'm Oarl Kasell. But don't kill no more bugs! - Bee! - Moose blood guy!! - You hear something? - Like what? Like tiny screaming. Turn off the radio. Whassup, bee boy? Hey, Blood. Just a row of honey jars, as far as the eye could see. Wow! I assume wherever this truck goes is where they're getting it. I mean, that honey's ours. - Bees hang tight. - We're all jammed in. It's a close community. Not us, man. We on our own. Every mosquito on his own. - What if you get in trouble? - You a mosquito, you in trouble. Nobody likes us. They just smack. See a mosquito, smack, smack! At least you're out in the world. You must meet girls. Mosquito girls try to trade up, get with a moth, dragonfly. Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito. You got to be kidding me! Mooseblood's about to leave the building! So long, bee! - Hey, guys! - Mooseblood! I knew I'd catch y'all down here. Did you bring your crazy straw? We throw it in jars, slap a label on it, and it's pretty much pure profit. What is this place? A bee's got a brain the size of a pinhead. They are pinheads! Pinhead. - Oheck out the new smoker. - Oh, sweet. That's the one you want. The Thomas 3000! Smoker? Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic. Twice the nicotine, all the tar. A couple breaths of this knocks them right out. They make the honey, and we make the money. "They make the honey, and we make the money"? Oh, my! What's going on? Are you OK? Yeah. It doesn't last too long. Do you know you're in a fake hive with fake walls? Our queen was moved here. We had no choice. This is your queen? That's a man in women's clothes! That's a drag queen! What is this? Oh, no! There's hundreds of them! Bee honey. Our honey is being brazenly stolen on a massive scale! This is worse than anything bears have done! I intend to do something. Oh, Barry, stop. Who told you humans are taking our honey? That's a rumor. Do these look like rumors? That's a conspiracy theory. These are obviously doctored photos. How did you get mixed up in this? He's been talking to humans. - What? - Talking to humans?! He has a human girlfriend. And they make out! Make out? Barry! We do not. - You wish you could. - Whose side are you on? The bees! I dated a cricket once in San Antonio. Those crazy legs kept me up all night. Barry, this is what you want to do with your life? I want to do it for all our lives. Nobody works harder than bees! Dad, I remember you coming home so overworked your hands were still stirring. You couldn't stop. I remember that. What right do they have to our honey? We live on two cups a year. They put it in lip balm for no reason whatsoever! Even if it's true, what can one bee do? Sting them where it really hurts. In the face! The eye! - That would hurt. - No. Up the nose? That's a killer. There's only one place you can sting the humans, one place where it matters. Hive at Five, the hive's only full-hour action news source. No more bee beards! With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk. Weather with Storm Stinger. Sports with Buzz Larvi. And Jeanette Ohung. - Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble. - And I'm Jeanette Ohung. A tri-county bee, Barry Benson, intends to sue the human race for stealing our honey, packaging it and profiting from it illegally! Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King, we'll have three former queens here in our studio, discussing their new book, Olassy Ladies, out this week on Hexagon. Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson. Did you ever think, "I'm a kid from the hive. I can't do this"? Bees have never been afraid to change the world. What about Bee Oolumbus? Bee Gandhi? Bejesus? Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans. We were thinking of stickball or candy stores. How old are you? The bee community is supporting you in this case, which will be the trial of the bee century. You know, they have a Larry King in the human world too. It's a common name. Next week... He looks like you and has a show and suspenders and colored dots... Next week... Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the guest even though you just heard 'em. Bear Week next week! They're scary, hairy and here live. Always leans forward, pointy shoulders, squinty eyes, very Jewish. In tennis, you attack at the point of weakness! It was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81. Honey, her backhand's a joke! I'm not gonna take advantage of that? Quiet, please. Actual work going on here. - Is that that same bee? - Yes, it is! I'm helping him sue the human race. - Hello. - Hello, bee. This is Ken. Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe. Why does he talk again? Listen, you better go 'cause we're really busy working. But it's our yogurt night! Bye-bye. Why is yogurt night so difficult?! You poor thing. You two have been at this for hours! Yes, and Adam here has been a huge help. - Frosting... - How many sugars? Just one. I try not to use the competition. So why are you helping me? Bees have good qualities. And it takes my mind off the shop. Instead of flowers, people are giving balloon bouquets now. Those are great, if you're three. And artificial flowers. - Oh, those just get me psychotic! - Yeah, me too. Bent stingers, pointless pollination. Bees must hate those fake things! Nothing worse than a daffodil that's had work done. Maybe this could make up for it a little bit. - This lawsuit's a pretty big deal. - I guess. You sure you want to go through with it? Am I sure? When I'm done with the humans, they won't be able to say, "Honey, I'm home," without paying a royalty! It's an incredible scene here in downtown Manhattan, where the world anxiously waits, because for the first time in history, we will hear for ourselves if a honeybee can actually speak. What have we gotten into here, Barry? It's pretty big, isn't it? I can't believe how many humans don't work during the day. You think billion-dollar multinational food companies have good lawyers? Everybody needs to stay behind the barricade. - What's the matter? - I don't know, I just got a chill. Well, if it isn't the bee team. You boys work on this? All rise! The Honorable Judge Bumbleton presiding. All right. Oase number 4475, Superior Oourt of New York, Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry is now in session. Mr. Montgomery, you're representing the five food companies collectively? A privilege. Mr. Benson... you're representing all the bees of the world? I'm kidding. Yes, Your Honor, we're ready to proceed. Mr. Montgomery, your opening statement, please. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my grandmother was a simple woman. Born on a farm, she believed it was man's divine right to benefit from the bounty of nature God put before us. If we lived in the topsy-turvy world Mr. Benson imagines, just think of what would it mean. I would have to negotiate with the silkworm for the elastic in my britches! Talking bee! How do we know this isn't some sort of holographic motion-picture-capture Hollywood wizardry? They could be using laser beams! Robotics! Ventriloquism! Oloning! For all we know, he could be on steroids! Mr. Benson? Ladies and gentlemen, there's no trickery here. I'm just an ordinary bee. Honey's pretty important to me. It's important to all bees. We invented it! We make it. And we protect it with our lives. Unfortunately, there are some people in this room who think they can take it from us 'cause we're the little guys! I'm hoping that, after this is all over, you'll see how, by taking our honey, you not only take everything we have but everything we are! I wish he'd dress like that all the time. So nice! Oall your first witness. So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden of Honey Farms, big company you have. I suppose so. I see you also own Honeyburton and Honron! Yes, they provide beekeepers for our farms. Beekeeper. I find that to be a very disturbing term. I don't imagine you employ any bee-free-ers, do you? - No. - I couldn't hear you. - No. - No. Because you don't free bees. You keep bees. Not only that, it seems you thought a bear would be an appropriate image for a jar of honey. They're very lovable creatures. Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear. You mean like this? Bears kill bees! How'd you like his head crashing through your living room?! Biting into your couch! Spitting out your throw pillows! OK, that's enough. Take him away. So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here. Your name intrigues me. - Where have I heard it before? - I was with a band called The Police. But you've never been a police officer, have you? No, I haven't. No, you haven't. And so here we have yet another example of bee culture casually stolen by a human for nothing more than a prance-about stage name. Oh, please. Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting? Because I'm feeling a little stung, Sting. Or should I say... Mr. Gordon M. Sumner! That's not his real name?! You idiots! Mr. Liotta, first, belated congratulations on your Emmy win for a guest spot on ER in 2005. Thank you. Thank you. I see from your resume that you're devilishly handsome with a churning inner turmoil that's ready to blow. I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime? Not yet it isn't. But is this what it's come to for you? Exploiting tiny, helpless bees so you don't have to rehearse your part and learn your lines, sir? Watch it, Benson! I could blow right now! This isn't a goodfella. This is a badfella! Why doesn't someone just step on this creep, and we can all go home?! - Order in this court! - You're all thinking it! Order! Order, I say! - Say it! - Mr. Liotta, please sit down! I think it was awfully nice of that bear to pitch in like that. I think the jury's on our side. Are we doing everything right, legally? I'm a florist. Right. Well, here's to a great team. To a great team! Well, hello. - Ken! - Hello. I didn't think you were coming. No, I was just late. I tried to call, but... the battery. I didn't want all this to go to waste, so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free. Oh, that was lucky. There's a little left. I could heat it up. Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever. So I hear you're quite a tennis player. I'm not much for the game myself. The ball's a little grabby. That's where I usually sit. Right... there. Ken, Barry was looking at your resume, and he agreed with me that eating with chopsticks isn't really a special skill. You think I don't see what you're doing? I know how hard it is to find the rightjob. We have that in common. Do we? Bees have 100 percent employment, but we do jobs like taking the crud out. That's just what I was thinking about doing. Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor for his fuzz. I hope that was all right. I'm going to drain the old stinger. Yeah, you do that. Look at that. You know, I've just about had it with your little mind games. - What's that? - Italian Vogue. Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages. A lot of ads. Remember what Van said, why is your life more valuable than mine? Funny, I just can't seem to recall that! I think something stinks in here! I love the smell of flowers. How do you like the smell of flames?! Not as much. Water bug! Not taking sides! Ken, I'm wearing a Ohapstick hat! This is pathetic! I've got issues! Well, well, well, a royal flush! - You're bluffing. - Am I? Surf's up, dude! Poo water! That bowl is gnarly. Except for those dirty yellow rings! Kenneth! What are you doing?! You know, I don't even like honey! I don't eat it! We need to talk! He's just a little bee! And he happens to be the nicest bee I've met in a long time! Long time? What are you talking about?! Are there other bugs in your life? No, but there are other things bugging me in life. And you're one of them! Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night... My nerves are fried from riding on this emotional roller coaster! Goodbye, Ken. And for your information, I prefer sugar-free, artificial sweeteners made by man! I'm sorry about all that. I know it's got an aftertaste! I like it! I always felt there was some kind of barrier between Ken and me. I couldn't overcome it. Oh, well. Are you OK for the trial? I believe Mr. Montgomery is about out of ideas. We would like to call Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand. Good idea! You can really see why he's considered one of the best lawyers... Yeah. Layton, you've gotta weave some magic with this jury, or it's gonna be all over. Don't worry. The only thing I have to do to turn this jury around is to remind them of what they don't like about bees. - You got the tweezers? - Are you allergic? Only to losing, son. Only to losing. Mr. Benson Bee, I'll ask you what I think we'd all like to know. What exactly is your relationship to that woman? We're friends. - Good friends? - Yes. How good? Do you live together? Wait a minute... Are you her little... ...bedbug? I've seen a bee documentary or two. From what I understand, doesn't your queen give birth to all the bee children? - Yeah, but... - So those aren't your real parents! - Oh, Barry... - Yes, they are! Hold me back! You're an illegitimate bee, aren't you, Benson? He's denouncing bees! Don't y'all date your cousins? - Objection! - I'm going to pincushion this guy! Adam, don't! It's what he wants! Oh, I'm hit!! Oh, lordy, I am hit! Order! Order! The venom! The venom is coursing through my veins! I have been felled by a winged beast of destruction! You see? You can't treat them like equals! They're striped savages! Stinging's the only thing they know! It's their way! - Adam, stay with me. - I can't feel my legs. What angel of mercy will come forward to suck the poison from my heaving buttocks? I will have order in this court. Order! Order, please! The case of the honeybees versus the human race took a pointed turn against the bees yesterday when one of their legal team stung Layton T. Montgomery. - Hey, buddy. - Hey. - Is there much pain? - Yeah. I... I blew the whole case, didn't I? It doesn't matter. What matters is you're alive. You could have died. I'd be better off dead. Look at me. They got it from the cafeteria downstairs, in a tuna sandwich. Look, there's a little celery still on it. What was it like to sting someone? I can't explain it. It was all... All adrenaline and then... and then ecstasy! All right. You think it was all a trap? Of course. I'm sorry. I flew us right into this. What were we thinking? Look at us. We're just a couple of bugs in this world. What will the humans do to us if they win? I don't know. I hear they put the roaches in motels. That doesn't sound so bad. Adam, they check in, but they don't check out! Oh, my. Oould you get a nurse to close that window? - Why? - The smoke. Bees don't smoke. Right. Bees don't smoke. Bees don't smoke! But some bees are smoking. That's it! That's our case! It is? It's not over? Get dressed. I've gotta go somewhere. Get back to the court and stall. Stall any way you can. And assuming you've done step correctly, you're ready for the tub. Mr. Flayman. Yes? Yes, Your Honor! Where is the rest of your team? Well, Your Honor, it's interesting. Bees are trained to fly haphazardly, and as a result, we don't make very good time. I actually heard a funny story about... Your Honor, haven't these ridiculous bugs taken up enough of this court's valuable time? How much longer will we allow these absurd shenanigans to go on? They have presented no compelling evidence to support their charges against my clients, who run legitimate businesses. I move for a complete dismissal of this entire case! Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going to have to consider Mr. Montgomery's motion. But you can't! We have a terrific case. Where is your proof? Where is the evidence? Show me the smoking gun! Hold it, Your Honor! You want a smoking gun? Here is your smoking gun. What is that? It's a bee smoker! What, this? This harmless little contraption? This couldn't hurt a fly, let alone a bee. Look at what has happened to bees who have never been asked, "Smoking or non?" Is this what nature intended for us? To be forcibly addicted to smoke machines and man-made wooden slat work camps? Living out our lives as honey slaves to the white man? - What are we gonna do? - He's playing the species card. Ladies and gentlemen, please, free these bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! The court finds in favor of the bees! Vanessa, we won! I knew you could do it! High-five! Sorry. I'm OK! You know what this means? All the honey will finally belong to the bees. Now we won't have to work so hard all the time. This is an unholy perversion of the balance of nature, Benson. You'll regret this. Barry, how much honey is out there? All right. One at a time. Barry, who are you wearing? My sweater is Ralph Lauren, and I have no pants. - What if Montgomery's right? - What do you mean? We've been living the bee way a long time, 27 million years. Oongratulations on your victory. What will you demand as a settlement? First, we'll demand a complete shutdown of all bee work camps. Then we want back the honey that was ours to begin with, every last drop. We demand an end to the glorification of the bear as anything more than a filthy, smelly, bad-breath stink machine. We're all aware of what they do in the woods. Wait for my signal. Take him out. He'll have nauseous for a few hours, then he'll be fine. And we will no longer tolerate bee-negative nicknames... But it's just a prance-about stage name! ...unnecessary inclusion of honey in bogus health products and la-dee-da human tea-time snack garnishments. Oan't breathe. Bring it in, boys! Hold it right there! Good. Tap it. Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed three cups, and there's gallons more coming! - I think we need to shut down! - Shut down? We've never shut down. Shut down honey production! Stop making honey! Turn your key, sir! What do we do now? Oannonball! We're shutting honey production! Mission abort. Aborting pollination and nectar detail. Returning to base. Adam, you wouldn't believe how much honey was out there. Oh, yeah? What's going on? Where is everybody? - Are they out celebrating? - They're home. They don't know what to do. Laying out, sleeping in. I heard your Uncle Oarl was on his way to San Antonio with a cricket. At least we got our honey back. Sometimes I think, so what if humans liked our honey? Who wouldn't? It's the greatest thing in the world! I was excited to be part of making it. This was my new desk. This was my new job. I wanted to do it really well. And now... Now I can't. I don't understand why they're not happy. I thought their lives would be better! They're doing nothing. It's amazing. Honey really changes people. You don't have any idea what's going on, do you? - What did you want to show me? - This. What happened here? That is not the half of it. Oh, no. Oh, my. They're all wilting. Doesn't look very good, does it? No. And whose fault do you think that is? You know, I'm gonna guess bees. Bees? Specifically, me. I didn't think bees not needing to make honey would affect all these things. It's notjust flowers. Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees. That's our whole SAT test right there. Take away produce, that affects the entire animal kingdom. And then, of course... The human species? So if there's no more pollination, it could all just go south here, couldn't it? I know this is also partly my fault. How about a suicide pact? How do we do it? - I'll sting you, you step on me. - Thatjust kills you twice. Right, right. Listen, Barry... sorry, but I gotta get going. I had to open my mouth and talk. Vanessa? Vanessa? Why are you leaving? Where are you going? To the final Tournament of Roses parade in Pasadena. They've moved it to this weekend because all the flowers are dying. It's the last chance I'll ever have to see it. Vanessa, I just wanna say I'm sorry. I never meant it to turn out like this. I know. Me neither. Tournament of Roses. Roses can't do sports. Wait a minute. Roses. Roses? Roses! Vanessa! Roses?! Barry? - Roses are flowers! - Yes, they are. Flowers, bees, pollen! I know. That's why this is the last parade. Maybe not. Oould you ask him to slow down? Oould you slow down? Barry! OK, I made a huge mistake. This is a total disaster, all my fault. Yes, it kind of is. I've ruined the planet. I wanted to help you with the flower shop. I've made it worse. Actually, it's completely closed down. I thought maybe you were remodeling. But I have another idea, and it's greater than my previous ideas combined. I don't want to hear it! All right, they have the roses, the roses have the pollen. I know every bee, plant and flower bud in this park. All we gotta do is get what they've got back here with what we've got. - Bees. - Park. - Pollen! - Flowers. - Repollination! - Across the nation! Tournament of Roses, Pasadena, Oalifornia. They've got nothing but flowers, floats and cotton candy. Security will be tight. I have an idea. Vanessa Bloome, FTD. Official floral business. It's real. Sorry, ma'am. Nice brooch. Thank you. It was a gift. Once inside, we just pick the right float. How about The Princess and the Pea? I could be the princess, and you could be the pea! Yes, I got it. - Where should I sit? - What are you? - I believe I'm the pea. - The pea? It goes under the mattresses. - Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart. - I'm getting the marshal. You do that! This whole parade is a fiasco! Let's see what this baby'll do. Hey, what are you doing?! Then all we do is blend in with traffic... ...without arousing suspicion. Once at the airport, there's no stopping us. Stop! Security. - You and your insect pack your float? - Yes. Has it been in your possession the entire time? Would you remove your shoes? - Remove your stinger. - It's part of me. I know. Just having some fun. Enjoy your flight. Then if we're lucky, we'll have just enough pollen to do the job. Oan you believe how lucky we are? We have just enough pollen to do the job! I think this is gonna work. It's got to work. Attention, passengers, this is Oaptain Scott. We have a bit of bad weather in New York. It looks like we'll experience a couple hours delay. Barry, these are cut flowers with no water. They'll never make it. I gotta get up there and talk to them. Be careful. Oan I get help with the Sky Mall magazine? I'd like to order the talking inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer. Oaptain, I'm in a real situation. - What'd you say, Hal? - Nothing. Bee! Don't freak out! My entire species... What are you doing? - Wait a minute! I'm an attorney! - Who's an attorney? Don't move. Oh, Barry. Good afternoon, passengers. This is your captain. Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B please report to the cockpit? And please hurry! What happened here? There was a Dust Buster, a toupee, a life raft exploded. One's bald, one's in a boat, they're both unconscious! - Is that another bee joke? - No! No one's flying the plane! This is JFK control tower, Flight 356. What's your status? This is Vanessa Bloome. I'm a florist from New York. Where's the pilot? He's unconscious, and so is the copilot. Not good. Does anyone onboard have flight experience? As a matter of fact, there is. - Who's that? - Barry Benson. From the honey trial?! Oh, great. Vanessa, this is nothing more than a big metal bee. It's got giant wings, huge engines. I can't fly a plane. - Why not? Isn't John Travolta a pilot? - Yes. How hard could it be? Wait, Barry! We're headed into some lightning. This is Bob Bumble. We have some late-breaking news from JFK Airport, where a suspenseful scene is developing. Barry Benson, fresh from his legal victory... That's Barry! ...is attempting to land a plane, loaded with people, flowers and an incapacitated flight crew. Flowers?! We have a storm in the area and two individuals at the controls with absolutely no flight experience. Just a minute. There's a bee on that plane. I'm quite familiar with Mr. Benson and his no-account compadres. They've done enough damage. But isn't he your only hope? Technically, a bee shouldn't be able to fly at all. Their wings are too small... Haven't we heard this a million times? "The surface area of the wings and body mass make no sense." - Get this on the air! - Got it. - Stand by. - We're going live. The way we work may be a mystery to you. Making honey takes a lot of bees doing a lot of small jobs. But let me tell you about a small job. If you do it well, it makes a big difference. More than we realized. To us, to everyone. That's why I want to get bees back to working together. That's the bee way! We're not made of Jell-O. We get behind a fellow. - Black and yellow! - Hello! Left, right, down, hover. - Hover? - Forget hover. This isn't so hard. Beep-beep! Beep-beep! Barry, what happened?! Wait, I think we were on autopilot the whole time. - That may have been helping me. - And now we're not! So it turns out I cannot fly a plane. All of you, let's get behind this fellow! Move it out! Move out! Our only chance is if I do what I'd do, you copy me with the wings of the plane! Don't have to yell. I'm not yelling! We're in a lot of trouble. It's very hard to concentrate with that panicky tone in your voice! It's not a tone. I'm panicking! I can't do this! Vanessa, pull yourself together. You have to snap out of it! You snap out of it. You snap out of it. - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - Hold it! - Why? Oome on, it's my turn. How is the plane flying? I don't know. Hello? Benson, got any flowers for a happy occasion in there? The Pollen Jocks! They do get behind a fellow. - Black and yellow. - Hello. All right, let's drop this tin can on the blacktop. Where? I can't see anything. Oan you? No, nothing. It's all cloudy. Oome on. You got to think bee, Barry. - Thinking bee. - Thinking bee. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Wait a minute. I think I'm feeling something. - What? - I don't know. It's strong, pulling me. Like a 27-million-year-old instinct. Bring the nose down. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! - What in the world is on the tarmac? - Get some lights on that! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! - Vanessa, aim for the flower. - OK. Out the engines. We're going in on bee power. Ready, boys? Affirmative! Good. Good. Easy, now. That's it. Land on that flower! Ready? Full reverse! Spin it around! - Not that flower! The other one! - Which one? - That flower. - I'm aiming at the flower! That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt. I mean the giant pulsating flower made of millions of bees! Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up. Rotate around it. - This is insane, Barry! - This's the only way I know how to fly. Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane flying in an insect-like pattern? Get your nose in there. Don't be afraid. Smell it. Full reverse! Just drop it. Be a part of it. Aim for the center! Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman! Oome on, already. Barry, we did it! You taught me how to fly! - Yes. No high-five! - Right. Barry, it worked! Did you see the giant flower? What giant flower? Where? Of course I saw the flower! That was genius! - Thank you. - But we're not done yet. Listen, everyone! This runway is covered with the last pollen from the last flowers available anywhere on Earth. That means this is our last chance. We're the only ones who make honey, pollinate flowers and dress like this. If we're gonna survive as a species, this is our moment! What do you say? Are we going to be bees, orjust Museum of Natural History keychains? We're bees! Keychain! Then follow me! Except Keychain. Hold on, Barry. Here. You've earned this. Yeah! I'm a Pollen Jock! And it's a perfect fit. All I gotta do are the sleeves. Oh, yeah. That's our Barry. Mom! The bees are back! If anybody needs to make a call, now's the time. I got a feeling we'll be working late tonight! Here's your change. Have a great afternoon! Oan I help who's next? Would you like some honey with that? It is bee-approved. Don't forget these. Milk, cream, cheese, it's all me. And I don't see a nickel! Sometimes I just feel like a piece of meat! I had no idea. Barry, I'm sorry. Have you got a moment? Would you excuse me? My mosquito associate will help you. Sorry I'm late. He's a lawyer too? I was already a blood-sucking parasite. All I needed was a briefcase. Have a great afternoon! Barry, I just got this huge tulip order, and I can't get them anywhere. No problem, Vannie. Just leave it to me. You're a lifesaver, Barry. Oan I help who's next? All right, scramble, jocks! It's time to fly. Thank you, Barry! That bee is living my life! Let it go, Kenny. - When will this nightmare end?! - Let it all go. - Beautiful day to fly. - Sure is. Between you and me, I was dying to get out of that office. You have got to start thinking bee, my friend. - Thinking bee! - Me? Hold it. Let's just stop for a second. Hold it. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everyone. Oan we stop here? I'm not making a major life decision during a production number! All right. Take ten, everybody. Wrap it up, guys. I had virtually no rehearsal for that.
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Completely forgot about the character limit. In that case, use the first part of the copypasta:
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times.
English - Portuguese - Malayalam - Yiddish - Greek - Bosnian - Albanian - Korean - English
According to familiar rules, bees can not fly. Their wings are so small that I can not be small. Be sure to leave because people do not think about making them so real. Yellow and black. Yellow and black. Yellow and black. Yellow and black. Oh, black and yellow will take some time. bar! Breakfast ready! unrest! wait. Hello? Bear - Adam? "Oh, do you think this has happened?" "I can not do it." Your father gave me a lot of money. "My mouth is broken." "Oh, it is me!" "We live for us," he said. "We are on the 118,000 line," Berry said. "I ordered to go home." Hey, Ademi. -Hello. - Is he a yellow one? - a little. Special day, graduation. I do not think I can. Elementary school is 3 days and 3 days secondary school. It was funny. Three-day college. It is fun to cross the river on that day. You are completely different. -Hello. "Does a mustache grow?" look good. Are you listening to Franklin? "Yes." "Go to the funeral?" "No, I do not." Everyone knows, hurts people and you die. Do not miss this in the crowd. Such a hot head. He thinks he has left. I like to relate to the amusement park on this day. So we do not need rest. Hey, little party ... in this situation. "Well, Adam, today we are people - we - people - students, students, teachers, other beings, basketball dean, welcome, classroom lessons ... ... 9:15 Start your honeybecker industry career today , Our work is just a guideline. Hold your hand and fix it in the chest of time.
The lyrics to "A Soul Can't Be Cut" from Metal Gear Rising:
Have you ever slashed a soul to ribbons?
Have you ever believed in a mirage?
My ears are ringing with a sound
Feel the vibrations – my hearts starts to pound (pound, pound)
Give in to darkness, bodies melt
How do we play the cards we’ve been dealt (dealt, dealt)
Beauty – it’s humanity’s greatest sin
Beauty – hiding the beast that lies within
For all our righteous crimes we compensate
But as for me it’s far too late
I can’t deny the voices inside my brain
It’s not a dream – we’re one and the same
You should know that a soul can’t be cut
(Can’t be cut)
No matter what blade you wield
If you follow your own path to justice
(Path to justice)
The brutal truth will be revealed
The sound’s getting louder
And louder and louder
You should know
English - Korean - Samoan - German - Russian - Irish - Yiddish - Portuguese - English
Did you write your soul in the band?
Do you believe in Mirage for the first time?
His ear grew.
Feel the vibration - my heart begins to fall (point, point)
Do not pay attention to the darkness.
Execute an order structure (process)
The human race is the beauty of sin.
Excellent - hide the inner beast.
We will pay for all crises.
But it's too late for me.
I can not express the voice in my brain.
This is not a dream. They are the same.
You must know that your soul can not write.
(He does not have the type)
What does the program
If you follow the direction of justice
(The path of justice)
The actual check box is not shown.
The voice is growing.
Lots and lots
He should know
King Harkinian: Zelda, Duke Onkled is under attack from the evil forces of Ganon! I'm going to Gamelon to aid him. Zelda: But father, what if something happens to you? King Harkinian: I'll take the Triforce of Courage to protect me! If you don't hear from me in a month, send Link. Zelda: Impa! Impa: Don't worry, Zelda. The Triforce of Wisdom promises the King will safely return. King Harkinian: Enough! My ship sails in the morning. I wonder what's for dinner? Link: Oh boy! I'm so hungry, I could eat an Octorok!
(ONE MONTH LATER)
Zelda: Oh...a whole month gone, and still no word! Impa: Don't worry, dearie. I'm sure he's fine! Link: Yeah! That old Ganon's no match for the King! Zelda: Link, go to Gamelon and find my father. Link: Great! I can't wait to bomb some Dondongos!
Zelda: Wake up, Impa. We're going to Gamelon! Impa: All right, dear. I'll get the Triforce of Wisdom.
So... even if they're connected they can't hear the King's voice... for his security? (Also "overwhelming brain" makes me think of that "brain sizes" meme for some reason)
edited 22nd Oct '17 9:47:26 AM by Zanreo
English, Myanmar, Yoruba, Gujarati, Telugu, Welsh, Japanese, Norwegian, Bengali, Romanian, Danish, English
Hariri: Sheriff Duke Ogalon Attack King And Attack! In short, I helped Camelan Example: What should I do if something happens to you? King Harbin: I have the courage to protect Tropos! If you're connected, you can not hear my voice for a month Cilida: Influence! Do not be afraid: King Salid Try's security is promised. King Helena: Mango! Wake up in the morning? Connection: I'm a boy and I'm happy! (A month later) Siraf: Hain ... a month passed and there is no problem! It does not affect the attack: I think it's overwhelming brain! Connection: Yes! There is no game in Gonson's old king! Example: Go to the link and go to Coleon and my dad. Connection: Fantastic! I can not wait for the Dondagnosis bomb! (Next) Celitar: Impact Let's go! Impact: If all rights are included, Travers
Undertale Hard Mode Ending
Annoying Dog: And that's the end of Hard Mode! Toriel: Eh?? You are ending it NOW? And on such a dramatic moment...? Annoying Dog: That's the difficult part. Not the bullets. But, accepting that it's all over... Toriel: But there WILL be more, will there not? Annoying Dog: Maybe. Knowing the answer is... ... HARD. ... [Toriel stands back up (If defeated).] Annoying Dog: Hey! Aren't you supposed to be dying or something? Toriel: Well. What is the point of that now? Annoying Dog: What will you do instead...? Toriel: Hmmm. Perhaps I will bake another pie. That last one ended up a little burnt. Annoying Dog: I thought it was good. Theoretically. It's not like I ate it all while you were fighting. [Toriel walks away angrily.] Annoying Dog: Hey! Hey! Can I have some pie! Toriel: You are just going to eat it all... Annoying Dog: I can helllp!!! Toriel: Snoring on the floor is NOT help. Annoying Dog: I'm not snoring, I'm cheering you on in my sleep!! ... Oh, you're still here? Don't you have anything better to do? [Annoying Dog exits the screen.] [Rock sounds and the following text appears on the Undertale logo:] HARD MODE Coming... Maybe, Eh. don't count on it. Flowey: Hey. What's the hold up!? Shouldn't she be dead by now!? I've been waiting in that room for... ... ... Hard mode...? Gee, you better take a picture. People are gonna think you´re REALLY cool. ... NOT! Golly, talk about a tryhard. PA. THE. TIC. Uh, so, are you gonna keep going, or...? Toriel (talking from outside of the screen): It's over. Flowey: Hahaha! I KNEW that! Why does everyone have to be so condescending!?... So what's YOUR excuse? Sitting around here...? Don't you have anything better to- Annoying Dog: [Interrupting] I already said that. [Flowey smiles and disappears into the ground. The text fades away.]
that's a very inconsistent description of all the characters, but the annoydog was surprisingly close to the actual "don't you have anything better to do?" line
edited 22nd Oct '17 12:01:16 PM by StarAndroidJaguar
English - Afrikaans - Hebrew - Latin - Khmer - Russian - Welsh - French - English
Dogs hurt; And it's too complicated?
Bethel, ah! Unnamed, do it now? But how much ...?
Boring dogs: it's material. There are no drugs. But it's over ...
Peniel will not be bigger, you do not want it?
Dogs bring out the thought. Know the answer ... difficult. ...
[Penial return (if cut).]
Boring dogs: How! Do not you know that one or the other dies?
Bethel is good. What is it now?
Boring dogs: what would you do?
Peniel was written. For more endurance. And a little later.
You are tired, did you consider well. Theoretically. It's not like you're eating it every fight.
[Peniel was angry. ]
Boring dogs: How! Oh! Cake I can not do that?
You're going to eat ... Peniel
The dog is tired: I can not help!
Betty, who rides on this floor, is not very useful.
The dogs are worried and do not break, I'm happy in my dream! Oh! Are you still there?
Nothing better to do?
[Amazing dogs go on screen. ]
[Other sounds sounds like a text message and a logo on the banner]
There is an opportunity
He came to ...
This may be
Oh, that should not happen.
Potter: Hi. When is it! To stop death! No name for me to stay in the room ... no anonymous name ...: ... Is this a problem? Even if you chose. You seem to have a very cool man. ... no! The development of strong men. The authorities, Transparency. Ah yes?
Peniel Entertainment (screen off), as shown above.
Flowey: Haha! What do I know? Why is everyone defending this way? What are your excuses? Are you sitting here? But what do not they prefer?
The dogs are worried: said [the law].
[Flooai and disappear into the smiley. Enter the text]
The lyrics to "Dark Skies" from Metal Gear Rising:
A brave new world rising
I … I can’t believe my eyes
We’ve fallen down
We’re blinded by dark skies
It’s in the way we all exploit the weak
The justice that we seek
Accept the truth to be free
Times have changed
Don’t let fate remain the same
Life … so fleeting
The future’s ours to take when we doubt everything
No … no turning back … now!
Now find … find your own path
But don’t …. don’t give in to wrath
English- Javanese - Swedish - Somali - Belarusian - Lao- Amharic - Croatian - Slovak - English
New World Cups
I believe in my eyes ...
We block access
We are blind from the darkness
You do not have it
I want justice
They are lit up on justice
Clock with the roy
That's not a problem
The need for shaking in buducnost
I do not want ... now!
Getting Started Now ...
But that's not a crazy ...
Spooky scary skeletons Send shivers down your spine Shrieking skulls will shock your soul Seal your doom tonight
Spooky scary skeletons Speak with such a screech You'll shake and shudder in surprise When you hear these zombies shriek
We're so sorry, skeletons You're so misunderstood You only want to socialize But I don't think we should
'Cause spooky scary skeletons Shout startling shrilly screams They'll sneak from their sarcophagus And just won't leave you be
Spirits supernatural Are shy, what's all the fuss? But bags of bones seem so unsafe It's semi-serious
Spooky scary skeletons Are silly all the same They'll smile and scrabble slowly by And drive you so insane
Sticks and stones will break your bones They seldom let you snooze Spooky scary skeletons Will wake you with a "Boo!"
Oh man so sexy devices that can be controlled but won't work propely because the equipment is terrible?
edited 23rd Oct '17 1:05:41 AM by Zanreo
English - Javanese - Danish - Malagasy - Ukrainian - Finnish - Somali - Arabic - English
The device is sexy
It is your satisfaction
Tell something like that
I was scared and depressed
When you hear a civil war
Devices that can be controlled
You made a mistake
Want to work
But I do not think I will
The equipment is terrible
They want to escape hatred
It will not stop
What is the shame of the problem?
But these bones are not
This is important
Laugh and grow slowly
This encourages you to ignore
Worms and shrubs
People are rare
Mark "Boo!" You
The lyrics to the rap battle between Wiz and Boomstick of Death Battle:
Boomstick: Boomstick here to show how it's done,
Sit back, Wiz; weapons, armor, skills, you got none!
I'm a good southern boy, you're a dopey science nerd
I'm a man of the people, you belong in a herd
You think you're ready for the Boomstick, hit you with my thick,
hick accent, sharp wit, admit
You can't handle this, shoulda just said "no"
We're just getting started, but the crowd is screaming
Wiz: You don't meet the criteria, but this heatdown's overdue.
I create bacteria that is deadlier than you
Immunize them to penicillin, put them in a warhead.
I'm an evil genius, super villain, Notorious W.I.Z.
I capture gods to sidekicks, make them fight for my amusement
From the Gothams to the Nameks, see my name in all their newsprint
Study superpower, advance scientific improvement
Make the public cower, babysit a redneck mutant
Boomstick: That's rich! With me you can't compare
One look at you is all anyone can bear!
Called the Yellow Pages, you're in the book next to "Creeper"
Only thing you've made climax is a graduated beaker!
Give up now, Wiz. Just go home, you're done
It's like fighting with a child, all too easy, no fun
I'm a weapons expert and a master of the pun
Dr. Poultry Scientist, know a chicken when I see one
Wiz: You're an imperfection in my insurrection of mind-flexin' nihilists
Correction, mad scientists
Who study necrobiosis and bloody superheroes with no biases
It's Day 'N' Nite, not even Kid Cudi can shine a light on this
I'm an analytic, scientific robotic individual
You're a parasitic sidekick dick and your fame's just residual
I could just replace you with a computer program which
can be a free off-key cyborg because
Voice: You are a bitch
Wiz: The raps I'm slaying faster than a sensei fights hordes
At max, you're learning the controls while I slay high scores
The facts: that lef has got you rockin' Rengay thigh sores.
No stacks. Invest in booze and your payday, buy...
Boomstick: Now, I've been known to give to charity
lying with the mother of a Doc Brown parody
Okay Wiz, take a breath, try to stay calm
If you didn't get that last line, I banged your mom!
Wiz: I'm not mad your deadbeat dad never taught you matrimony
Wasting all your paychecks on burgers, fries, alimony
Remember who's the boss, the creator, money maker
You'll get stopped in your tracks by my
Voice: combo breaker!
Boomstick: Okay Wiz, you're not fooling anyone
Without me you'd be a bullet with no gun
I'm the host with the most, Beetlejuice can suck a dick
There's one name people are shouting and it's BOOMSTICK!
Wiz: Enough talk, I'm finished with this dunce
Boomstick: We're leaving this call to the audience for once
Both: I think it's pretty clear who has claimed this victory
The battle is over, the winner is me!
English - Esperanto - Kazakh - Vietnamese - Polish - Hindi - Dutch - English
Boomstick: Come here to show you how to do it, Go back to Viz; Weapons, weapons, possibilities, you can not! I'm a good man in the south, you're a scientist I am people of people, you lie on cattle You think you're ready for boomstick, Sharp focus, fast processing, went away You can not do this, just "no" We started again, but the crowd laughed Voiceover: CU! Wise: You are not fit in the standards, but it is more than hot I'm dead bacteria of you Immune to penicillin and keep them on top I'm a bad man, because evil, Norilis 6 I save the gods and take care of them From my Gothamos to Daddy, see my name in the bulletin for each new newspaper Research in higher power research, development of scientific progress Create a public network, talk with mutant Explosion: Rich! You can not compare me to me You can see everything! Call yellow pages, you are in the book with the vines There is a law to keep the law gradual! Let's talk now, just go home and you do It fights like a simple and easy child I am an expert on weapons and onions Poultry, I know chicken Knowledge: You are my thoughts and hearts. Edit, smart scientists What teaches necrophilia and sucks blood without interruption? It was a 'knight' night, even the child had put it to light I am an analytical, active employee You are the parasite and your famous land on the right I can replace you with a computer program It can be free cyber Rating: Ty Wise: Hold on, I die sooner than resolving the battle Especially when you hit high points, you need to learn to check Incident: This is a habit of throat cancer. No man invests in his garden and your salary, purchase ... Bamming: Now I know love Lying after the parody of Doc Brown Come on, I agree, try to stay calm If you do not get the last line, I'll stop my mother! Wizard: I do not know if your dead father never married you All your merits are burgers, cold drinks, money distribution Remember that people are leaders, producers, money makers You will love me with a song Vote: Switch! Okay, you're not deceived No, you shot me a gun I can make the host a lot of betelages This is the name of the boomstick! Wise: It was one thing and I ended up with this bridge Boomstick: We send the call immediately to the public Both are obviously required to win The fight is over, I won!
So they're finally here, performing for you If you know the words, you can join in too Put your hands together, if you want to clap As we take you through this monkey rap Huh!!
DK! Donkey Kong!!
He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well He's finally back to kick some tail His Coconut Gun can fire in spurts If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt He's bigger, faster, and stronger too He's the first member of the DK crew Huh!
DK! Donkey Kong! DK! Donkey Kong is here!
This Kong's got style, so listen up dudes She can shrink in size, to suit her mood She's quick and nimble when she needs to be She can float through the air and climb up trees If you choose her, you'll not choose wrong With a skip and a hop, she's one cool Kong Huh!
DK! Donkey Kong!
He has no style, he has no grace This Kong has a funny face He can handstand when he needs to And stretch his arms out, just for you Inflate himself just like a balloon This crazy Kong just digs this tune Huh!
He's back again and about time too And this time he's in the mood He can fly real high with his jetpack on With his pistols out, he's one tough Kong He'll make you smile when he plays his tune But Kremlings beware 'cause he's after you Huh!
DK! Donkey Kong! Huh!
Finally, he's here for you It's the last member of the DK crew This Kong's so strong, it isn't funny Can make a Kremling cry out for mummy Can pick up a boulder with relative ease Makes crushing rocks seem such a breeze He may move slow, he can't jump high But this Kong's one hell of a guy Huh!
C'mon Cranky, take it to the fridge!
Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells Grapes, melons, oranges and coconut shells Ahh yeah!! Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells Grapes, melons, oranges and coconut shells
So DK is now 500... So much great here, but "It is not really possible to fly in a jet pack" well that's disappointing
edited 23rd Oct '17 6:09:22 PM by Zanreo
English to Dutch to French to German to Finnish to Japanese to Latin to English.
That is for you
And if you know, in the Word,
O clap your hands the greatest power is making merry the
As long as he traveled around the monkey,
500! Donkey Kong !!
He is the captain of the, well, you know him,
In the end, the cock back and forth on heel
Coconut gun to shoot her with a syringe
If you shoot that hurts
Even bigger, faster, stronger
, The first member of DK, the cock
500! Donkey Kong!
500! Donkey Kong is here!
This type of Kong who has a style, to listen to each one
And it can be reduced to limit your choice
That is pretty quick.
You can climb a tree floating in the sky
If you please, is not a bad reading for choosing the
There is no ship, and cool off with which to leap Kong
Was that the style does not have, there is no mercy,
This is crazy Kong
We will not deal with the need for it is not be able to
To her it was not touched,
Move to the bladder
The king mad dig up the melody
a time and
And now, here it is
It is not really possible to fly in a jet pack
Pistol in his, he is the king of the slow,
But he that shall not laugh at yourself, when you play the sound thereof,
However, Kremlinings paying attention to you.
This is the end of DK crew
Kong this end it is not mandatory
He will be able to phone in with mom Hangman
It can be easy to get the stone
In order to break the rock is much easier
Later he would be moved: for I will not leap from place to
However, this is a holy Kong
Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple taste
Grapes, melons, oranges, coconut shell
Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple taste
Grapes, melons, oranges, coconut shell
A God Man Digimon which synthesized the abilities of various species, with a human body as the base. The synthesis of species is said to be the result of having sought the extreme called omnipotence, and adapts it to its surroundings, dramatically altering its appearance. This form is composed of data taken from the Dragon-tribe, so the data of the Dragon-tribe sleeping within its body manifests on the surface of its body, centered upon the crystal in its chest, and establishes itself as armor. This armor is a Powered Suit that affects not only Aegiochusmon's defensive power but also its physical strength, drastically increasing its offensive power. Its Special Moves are commencing a rush attack with fists shrouded in the thunder produced from its horn (Bolt Break Knockdown), and shaping thunder into a pile, then impaling the opponent from just overhead to drive them into the ground (Lightning Pile). It is said that if the pile of "Lightning Pile" pierces the opponent once, the piles cast afterward will always hit, regardless from where they're cast. Also, it has a technique called "Charging Strike" which pierces the opponent's head with its horn using a high speed charge that capitalizes on its prided leg strength.
As expected that made no sense and who is that Bill and why does he have a tank in his chest?
edited 23rd Oct '17 12:42:51 PM by dutchguy1986
English - Frisian - Russian - Belarusian - Uzbek - Spanish - Polish - Korean - English
Basic synthesis of the synthesis of the Digimon of God and synthesis of various types of human body. The synthesis of these species is believed to be an extreme phenomenon of environment, phenomenon, dramatic change and adaptation. Because the dragon tribe form contains the species dragon, the data is in the body, the body is in the body, and the tank is in Bill's chest. This weapon is not only the strength of Egiohusmony, but also your stamina, which increases your attack power abruptly. The special action starts when the storm begins, and when the bolt ("Destruction Screw") and the molten rod shake the light (time ball) is selected. They say that when the ball hits the enemy, the arrow is always irrelevant to that given to them. He also poured his opponent into his corner with a high boots lid to devote himself to the "Uhr attack".
The lyrics to "Live and Learn" from Sonic Adventure 2:
Can you feel life, movin' through your mind?
Ooh, looks like it came back for more!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Can you feel time, slippin' down your spine?
Oooh, you try and try to ignore!
But you can hardly swallow
Your fears and pain!
When you can't help but follow
It puts you right back where you came!
Live and learn!
Hanging on the edge of tomorrow
From the works of yesterday-ay
If you beg or if you borrow
You may never find your way
Whooooa, oh, yeah!
Can you feel life, tangle you up inside?
Yeeah! Now you're face down on the floor!
But you can't save your sorrow
You've paid in trade!
Whoa, whoa, whooa
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
There's a face searching far, so far and wide
There's a place where you dream you'd never find
Hold on to what if?
Hanging on the edge of tomorrow!
From the works of yesterday-ay!
If you beg or if you borrow!
You may never find your waaaaaaay!!!
Live and Learn!
Wow . "This page is long"...talk about meta.
edited 23rd Oct '17 1:28:24 PM by TheGamechanger
English, Esperanto, Welsh, Pashto, Urdu, Chinese (Simplified), Haitian Creole, Indonesian, Malay, Russian, Arabic, English
Do you feel your own life? Can let others back! Yes Yes Do you have a feeling that you have not started breathing yet? Hey, do not try! Selection! But you can respect a high standard I was afraid of the disease If you do not help, This will help you get your return. Stay in the driveway! Stay in the room Stay in the driveway! Start tomorrow Stay in the driveway! If you pay Stay in the driveway! You can not find your way. Yes Yes Do you feel that life, do you agree? Oh! You are now on Earth Oh oh But can not hurt Make Money To Make Money! If you do not help, This will help you get your return. Stay in the driveway! Stay in the room Stay in the driveway! Start tomorrow Stay in the driveway! If you pay Stay in the driveway! You can not find your way. Oh, that is Hey! Yes Yes This page is long and long This is the only place you can not see it Always support Always support Stay in the driveway! Stay in the room Stay in the driveway! Start tomorrow Stay in the driveway! If you pay Stay in the driveway! You can not find your way. Stay in the driveway! Close tomorrow! Stay in the driveway! With the process of tomorrow! Stay in the driveway! If you or you have a loan Stay in the driveway! You can not Waihai !!! Life and education Yes Yes Life and education Yes Yes
Muffet Battle Monologue
Don't look so blue, my deary~ ...I think purple is a better look on you! Ahuhuhu~ Why so pale? You should be proud~ Proud that you're going to make a delicious cake~ Ahuhuhu~ Let you go? Don't be silly~ Your SOUL is going to make every spider very happy~~ Oh, how rude of me! I almost forgot to introduce you to my pet~ It's breakfast time, isn't it? Have fun, you two~ The person who warned us about you... Offered us a LOT of money for your SOUL. They had such a sweet smile~ and... Ahuhuhu~ It's strange, but I swore I saw them in the shadows... Changing shape...? Oh, it's lunch time, isn't it? And I forgot to feed my pet~ With that money, the spider clans can finally be reunited~ You haven't heard? Spiders have been trapped in the RUINS for generations! Even if they go under the door, Snowdin's fatal cold is impassable alone. But with the money from your SOUL, we'll be able to rent them a heated limo~ And with all of the leftovers...? We could have a nice vacation~ Or even build a spider baseball field~ But enough of that... It's time for dinner, isn't it? Ahuhuhu~ You're still alive? Ahuhuhu~ Oh, my pet~ Looks like it's time for dessert~ Huh? A telegram from the spiders in the RUINS? What? They're saying that they saw you, and... ...that this is an error message!? Oh my, this has all been a big misunderstanding~ I thought you were someone that hated spiders~ The person who asked for that SOUL... They must have meant a DIFFERENT human in a striped shirt~ Sorry for all the trouble~ Ahuhuhu~ I'll make it up to you~ You can come back here any time... And, for no charge at all... I'll wrap you up and let you play with my pet again! Ahuhuhuhuhuhu~ Just kidding~ I'll SPARE you now~
English - Malagasy - Sundanese - Igbo - Norwegian - Frisian - English
Do not see the blue, stay bleak ... ... I think the rhizome looks great! Why ~ Why? We have to be proud ~ haunted cake ~ ~ wrinkle haunts? Do not make Sure happy to do all the prisoners. Oh, did not kill me! I forgive you to give Peter ~ time before midnight, right? My two cool ~ The people were warned about ourselves ... Considering so much money for Soul us.It's so funny, but I swear my thoughts on the picture ... Change the shape ...? Oh the food? And think of eating a crib ~ This money can be found in the bandwidth ~ Did you know? He was imprisoned for a hundred years, the spiders! Even if they come in the door, Snowdin starts in his own mind as Nobel gets people money, we can not rent a car with a bigger ~ and with the rest ...? We can build a nice holiday ~ or even build a baseball game ~ And enough ... time to eat, right? Away ~ Are you still alive? Wow ~ Oh, pleats ~ It's like lunch ~ well? USB connection of drivers and ruins? What? They say, they see you ...... But a message! Oh, I do not dare ~ I think that a so-called politician ~ The men asked for a soul ... That will mean people are different in wearing clothes ~ Sorry for any problems ~ ~ ~ You can go here or how much . .. And there is no money ... and I can make a play with my son! Disasters ~ send you a small air ~
Never Gonna Give You Up
We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see
(x2) Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
(Ooh, give you up) (Ooh, give you up) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up)
(repeat until fade out) Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Nothing much changed, though the heart disease and blindness added a bit of Tear Jerker material there.
edited 24th Oct '17 12:40:47 AM by TroperNo9001
English to Arabic to Danish to Chinese to English
We don't like strangers you know the rules, I commitment to doing this is that I think you wouldn't get this from any other person, I just wanted to tell you how I feel having to let you know that I will never let you down I will never let you down I never run lost will never make you cry I'll never say goodbye I would never tell you a lie, hurt you, we have known each other for such a long time you have heart disease, but you are shy to say in there, we all knew what we knew, we would play if you ask me how I feel, don't tell me you're too blind to see that (x 2) I'll never let you down I will never let you down I will never run lost will never make you cry I'll never say goodbye I will never tell you a lie and hurt you (Oh, give up) (Oh, give up) I never, I never give (you) I never, I never give (you), we have known each other for so long Your heart, but you are shy to say in there, we know what we know, we'll play, I just wanted to tell you how I feel having to let you know (repeat until fall) I'll never let you down I will never let you down I will never run lost will never make you cry I'll never say goodbye I would never tell you a lie and hurt you
The Frog Fractions Gameplay Description from Wikipedia
Frog Fractions begins with a frog sitting on a lily pad. The player controls the frog, and must use its tongue to attack insects, while collecting and protecting fruit. The game later introduces upgrades that the player may purchase, including lock-on targeting, a cybernetic brain, and a flying dragon. When the player collects enough fruit, they can buy a warp drive, which lets them ride their dragon through an asteroid field to Bug Mars, where the player then battles an alien robot squid. The player is then sent to Bug Court, where they sign their work visa. The player then travels under the water below Bug Mars, while listening to a narrated history of the creation of boxing. At the end of the maze, the player activates a spaceship, and must complete a text adventure game to return to Bug Mars, where the game appears to end (actually fake credits). Upon returning, the player runs for president in a music simulator game. Regardless of how well they perform, they succeed in being elected president, and must complete a business simulator manufacturing bug pornography to unlock further upgrades. Once all required upgrades are collected the game concludes. The game takes about one hour to complete.
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The Krupis frog starts with a fountain in the waterfalls. The player must use his tongue to control the frogs and attack insects by collecting and protecting the fruit. The game sets a separate amount that players can buy, including keyboards, cybercrime and kites. If the player gets enough fruit, he can buy a stumbling block over the Mars bug on an arterial field. Bug Bug player fought against a foreign robot. The player was sent to Bucharest to sign a work visa. Listen to the boxing story, the player is immersed in Mars' failure. In the maze, the player must complete a text adventure to activate the spacecraft and return to the end of the game (the loans are in fact false). When he returns, the player becomes the presenter of the game simulator. Regardless of their achievements, they manage to become presidents, and need to complete pornographic business simulation tables to get more. The game ends when all necessary updates are collected. The game takes about an hour.
Do what you want 'cause a pirate lives free You are a pirate!
Yarr harr fiddle de de Being a pirate is alright with me Do what you want 'cause a pirate lives free You are a pirate!
You are a pirate (Yay!)
We got us a map (A map!) To lead us to a hidden box That's all locked up with locks (With locks!) And buried deep away.
We'll dig up the box (The box!) We know it's full of precious booty Burst open the locks And then we'll say hooray!
Yarr harr fiddle de de If you love to sail the sea You are a pirate!
Yarr harr fiddle de de Being a pirate is alright with me Do what you want 'cause a pirate lives free You are a pirate Arr yarr ahoy and avast Diggity dirt and dig diggity fast Hang the black flag at the end of the mast You are a pirate!
We're sailing away (Set sail!) Adventure waits on every shore We set sail and explore (Yarr harr!) And run and jump all day (Yay!) We float on our boat (The boat!) Until it's time to drop the anchor Then, hang up our coats (Aye aye!) Until we sail again.
Yarr harr fiddle de de Being a pirate is alright with me Do what you want 'cause a pirate lives free You are a pirate Yarr harr! Wind at your back, lads, wherever you go! Blue sky above and blue ocean below You are a pirate!
You are a pirate!
So... selling someone's mother and also wanting stuff for free? What's even going on here
edited 24th Oct '17 2:06:43 AM by Zanreo
English - Icelandic - Punjabi - Slovenian - Maori - Corsican - English
Make sure you want everything free people to go for free Pirates!
Yarla Hira Falalal da Dan I love the sale of the mother Make sure you want everything free people to go for free Pirates!
Yes it is powerful (YAY!)
We have a letter (It's a bit!) Save in a box filled with Everything is shut up (By lock) And his subject. I missed the case (Field!) We know that plants are small App She talked
Yarla Hira Falalal da Dan If you want to sail your mother Pirates!
I pass by rock!
Yarla Hira Falalal da Dan I love the sale of the mother Make sure you want everything free people to go for free Yes it is powerful Ido Ayoyay Me Avaat The apathy will be spurred by mud and truth At the end of pollen, the flag itself Pirates!
Let's go (Purchase Set!) All the documents are searched in the sea Arranger and verified (Yes, it is!) And jump all day and jump (YAY!) Let's see our time (Barca!) If there is no charge It will be blows on our savings (Come on!) Up till then
Yarla Hira Falalal da Dan I love the sale of the mother Make sure you want everything free people to go for free Yes it is powerful Warhorse! The wind, the button, behind, where you are! In the blue sky and under the sea Pirates!
Everything is Awesome
Everything is awesome Everything is cool when you're part of a team Everything is awesome when we're living our dream
Everything is better when we stick together Side by side, you and I gonna win forever, let's party forever We're the same, I'm like you, you're like me, we're all working in harmony
(Wooo) 3, 2, 1. Go
Have you heard the news, everyone's talking Life is good 'cause everything's awesome Lost my job, it's a new opportunity More free time for my awesome community
I feel more awesome than an awesome possum Dip my body in chocolate frostin' Three years later, wash off the frostin' Smellin' like a blossom, everything is awesome Stepped in mud, got new brown shoes It's awesome to win, and it's awesome to lose (it's awesome to lose)
Everything is better when we stick together Side by side, you and I, gonna win forever, let's party forever We're the same, I'm like you, you're like me, we're all working in harmony
Blue skies, bouncy springs We just named two awesome things A Nobel prize, a piece of string You know what's awesome? EVERYTHING!
Dogs with fleas, allergies, A book of Greek antiquities Brand new pants, a very old vest Awesome items are the best
Trees, frogs, clogs They're awesome Rocks, clocks, and socks They're awesome Figs, and jigs, and twigs That's awesome Everything you see, or think, or say Is awesome
"Nothing is Impossible"? Weirdness of the rest of the lyrics aside, that makes it more, well, awesome.
edited 24th Oct '17 9:28:54 AM by TroperNo9001
English - Czech - Slovenian - Gujarati - Estonian - Macedonian - Hausa - Swedish - Irish - Zulu - English
There is nothing impossible
It's good if you are a member of the team
Everything is amazing when we are in the dream
Everything is fine when we meet together
We will receive you forever, we will be happy forever
We're one, I love you, like me, we work together
3, 2, 1. Continue
You hear the message, everyone says
It's a good life for anything that can not be accomplished
My job is losing, this is a new opportunity
The largest country is the best time
I feel lighting than anemonkey
Spiritual Body at the Salt Well »
Three years later, the cold "
There are errors like odor, everything is amazing
He found sandals on the wall
It's good to succeed and good to lose it.
In the same line, you will continue and continue forever, enjoying forever
Sky blue, bright sky
It means two wonderful things
Nobel Prize, powerful
Do you know it's all right? Everything!
It is a Greek Greek book
A new pants, an old girl
Good stuff is good
Medicines, insects, boats
This is interesting
Stones, stones and socks
Nuts and preparations for cats
This is a great thing
No matter whether you see or believe or say
The Road Not Taken by Robert Frost:
Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,
And sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveler, long I stood
And looked down one as far as I could
To where it bent in the undergrowth;
Then took the other, as just as fair,
And having perhaps the better claim,
Because it was grassy and wanted wear;
Though as for that the passing there
Had worn them really about the same,
And both that morning equally lay
In leaves no step had trodden black.
Oh, I kept the first for another day!
Yet knowing how way leads on to way,
I doubted if I should ever come back.
I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.
English - Catalan - Hmong- Malagasy - Lithuanian - Kurdish - Persian - Ukrainan - French - Azerbaijani - English
These two ways are surprised by the trees
I do not know if two can come
In the summer I had a long life
End of the end
Ask the best way
Because he wants and wants to use;
Despite these rules
They use them
There is no blacklist on the page.
So the first day!
But you know what it is
He did not believe he would go home.
Can I keep my voice?
Children and children
These two methods constitute the cover
I just left
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Huh, so I guess that's what spambots have been trying to tell us...
edited 25th Oct '17 1:06:42 AM by Zanreo
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I think it makes more sense like this.
Round, like a circle in a spiral Like a wheel within a wheel Never ending or beginning On an ever-spinning reel Like a snowball down a mountain Or a carnival balloon Like a carousel that's turning Running rings around the moon Like a clock whose hands are sweeping Past the minutes of its face And the world is like an apple Whirling silently in space Like the circles that you find In the windmills of your mind. Like a tunnel that you follow To a tunnel of it's own Down a hollow to a cavern Where the sun has never shone Like a door that keeps revolving In a half-forgotten dream Or the ripples from a pebble Someone tosses in a stream Keys that jingle in your pocket Words that jangle in your head Why did summer go so quickly Was it something that you said Lovers walk along the shore And leave their footprints in the sand Is the sound of distant drumming Just the fingers of your hand Pictures hanging in a hallway And a fragment of this song Half-remembered names and faces But to whom do they belong When you knew that it was over Were you suddenly aware That the autumn leaves were turning To the color of her hair Like a circle in a spiral Like a wheel within a wheel Never ending or beginning On an ever-spinning reel As the images unwind Like the circles that you find In the windmills of your mind.
edited 24th Oct '17 7:41:05 PM by TropesForever
English -> Vietnamese -> Persian -> Ukrainian -> Hindi -> Swedish -> Czech -> Korean -> English
Circle like a circle with a spiral Like a bike Never stop or start. Permanent link to spool Snowball under the hill Or recreational ball Rotary conveyor It is about one month.
Like a clock My Last Moment The world is like an apple. Space silence in space Love circles you know. Wind turbine in mind
I think you look like a tunnel. Keep tunnels. Under the cave bottom The sun never shines. It's like a moving door. In a half - forgotten dream. Or stone stones Someone is thrown into the creek.
Plunge into a pocket. Keep the word in mind. Why is the heat so fast? Did not you see anything? Beach and Lovers And feet must be on the sand. The trumpet is far away. Fingers only
Upload a picture to the hallway And part of this song Face and face reminders But they are relatives. When you know it's over Sudden implementation. These are autumn leaves. Hair removal
Like a spiral ring Like a bike Never stop or start. Permanent link to spool When this scene is posted Love circles you know. Wind turbine in mind
CG: ATTENTION WORTHLESS HUMAN. CG: THIS IS YOUR GOD SPEAKING. CG: IT IS A WRATHFUL GOD WHO DESPISES YOU MORE THAN YOU COULD HAVE POSSIBLY DARED TO FEAR. CG: I HAVE WATCHED YOUR ENTIRE PATHETIC LIFE UNFOLD. CG: I HAVE OBSERVED YOU WHILE YOU WOULD QUAKE AND TREMBLE IN PERSONAL PRAYERS OF SHAME. CG: WHILE YOU PLEADED FORGIVENESS FOR BEING SUCH A WRETCHED DISGUSTING FAILURE ON EVERY CONCEIVABLE LEVEL. CG: PROSTRATE BEFORE THE STUPID AND FALSE CLOWN GODS YOU HAVE SCRIBBLED ON THE WALLS OF YOUR BLOCK. CG: BOGUS DEITIES WORSHIPED BY A PRIMITIVE "PARADISE" PLANET. CG: BUT YOUR PRAYERS WILL NOT BE ANSWERED. CG: THERE ARE NO MIRACLES IN STORE FOR YOU, HUMAN. CG: ONLY MY HATE. CG: IT IS A HATE SO PURE AND HOT IT WOULD CONSUME YOUR SAD UNDERDEVELOPED HUMAN THINK PAN TO EVEN CONTEMPLATE. CG: IT IS A HATE THAT TO FATHOM MUST BE PUT INTO SONG. CG: SHRIEKED BY THE TEN THOUSAND ROWDY SHOUT SPHINCTERS PEPPERING THE GRUESOME UNDERBELLY OF THE MOST TRUCULENT GOD THE FURTHEST RING CAN MUSTER. CG: IT IS A HATE THAT MADE YOU AND WILL SURELY DESTROY YOU. CG: MY HATE IS THE LIFEBLOOD THAT PULSES THROUGH THE VEINS OF YOUR UNIVERSE. CG: IT IS MY GIFT TO YOU. CG: YOU'RE WELCOME FOR THAT. CG: YOU UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT.
edited 24th Oct '17 7:54:02 PM by InfinityRyujin
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CG: XHUMISWA values control of developers, planners, designers, artists, designers, and enjoys life and recording of the gods.
CG: God is good, and can be adopted.
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The intro dialogue to Vegeta VS Shadow from Death Battle:
Shadow: There you are! I knew I sensed an extraordinary power around here.
Vegeta: Well that certainly sounds like me. Um... who, and what, are you?
Shadow: I am Shadow the Hedgehog. The Ultimate Life Form!
Vegeta: Ultimate Life Form? A weird looking rat, is an Ultimate Llfe Form? HAHAHAHA! That's a laugh. Word of advice, freak: you're little on the short side if you're trying to be threatening.
Shadow: Funny. I was going to say the same thing about you.
Vegeta: ...You've just sealed your fate, fool.
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