ITT: We Are All Monsters

"Okay, let's go then." Anya starts walking.

(I begin following.)

Any idea where I should go once we see it? (I ask.) Or what I should even ask for? I mean, I don't think one cheeseburger is gonna cut it for me anymore unless it's the size of a Smart...

edited 27th Sep '17 5:25:55 PM by kablammin45

(I too follow.)

Dennis begins crawling on the ground, barely managing to keep up.

"I only have like.. $50 on me I dunno how much food I can buy with that. Maybe we can like, hunt you down a deer or something?"

"H-hey, uh, so like, I haven't properly introduced myself. M-my name's Chupi, uh, what are you guys' names?"

(I visibly grimace at the prospect of eating raw meat.)

Ugh...is that really the only option? (I ask.)

Nice to meet you Chupi, name's Fang.

(Fang nods as he says this. He also slightly grimaces at the notion of eating raw meat.)

edited 27th Sep '17 5:36:50 PM by Team42Larson

Chupi seems to notice the others' discomfort.

"Well, hey, i-if you guys don't want the deer, I'll take it!"

"My name is Tina. It's good to meet you, Chupi. I don't really have to eat myself. You know, plush..."

"I'm Anya. And we'd probably cook it first, wouldn't we?" She says, noticing the others' discomfort.

"I don't think I'd mind it raw provided it had no diseases and I was really hungry, but that's besides the point."

edited 27th Sep '17 5:43:56 PM by Daydre

"Denni… Dennis." Admittedly, he has never tried moving this fast before and is already pushing his limits.

Okay, good. (I say.) I know I'm a big dragon now, but still...I don't think I'm ready for doing stuff like eating raw meat...

Wuss... (A voice in the back of my mind says. I don't take much notice to it.)

Anyway, heya, Chupi. I'm the Great Bamboozil...but just call me KB. Going by your name, I have to assume that you're a chupacabra? Man, that's pretty kick-butt.

edited 27th Sep '17 5:47:11 PM by kablammin45

Anya hangs back and picks up Dennis (provided he's okay with it) so they can pick up the pace.

"Yup, that's me! The legendary goatsucker, el chupacabras."

When he says chupacabras, he says it with a heavy hispanic accent.

(Fang agrees with KB.)

Yeah, even though I look like some alien from a far-off planet now, I still don't eat raw meat.

Hear hear... (I say to Fang.) I hope none of us get to a point where we absolutely have to.

edited 27th Sep '17 6:40:26 PM by kablammin45

"Dunno how much of a food budget we have in total, so we might have to at some point.."

"Oh… thank you… again." Dennis looks down to see that his entire body is about as big as both of Anya's hands put together. (Hm… I wonder if I'll ever grow.)

Same.

(Fang says in agreement with KB.)

Suddenly, a frog appears, seemingly springing up out of nowhere.

"Drat and double drat. Sorry, is this a bad time?"

The teddy looks at the frog.

"Not really. We're about to head out to eat."

"You kids have fun now. Actually, I think I'm gonna stay here. I wanna try practicing transforming while I sing."

"Oh. Good. I'm forever coming in at the worst possible time. So, who are you guys?"

I'm someone called the Great Bamboozil. (I say to the frog.) I'm a giant bamboo dragon...I guess...nice to meet you.