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Team42Larson Back in style from APXGP Paddock Since: Jun, 2017 Relationship Status: Coming soon to theaters
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#251: Sep 27th 2017 at 1:47:20 PM

I'm a human, but uh-

(The figure comes slightly closer and pulls his mask off, revealing to KB a relatively normal human face with one problem:there are pincers near his mouth, and half of his face is scaly. The other half of his face has a scar running down it.)

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kablammin45 art lizer from Cleese's Battle Circuit (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
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#252: Sep 27th 2017 at 1:51:07 PM

Whoa! (I involuntarily say upon seeing his face.) Oh, sorry...uh, I'm actually a human, too...supposed to be, anyway. I just woke up in this plant-dragon body a while ago...

"Hey, least I didn't lose all my artistic talent when I crash landed in the arena here."
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#253: Sep 27th 2017 at 1:53:04 PM

Are those others in the same predicament?

(He asks, pointing to the group below him.)

The name's Fang, by the way.

edited 27th Sep '17 1:53:41 PM by Team42Larson

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#254: Sep 27th 2017 at 1:56:49 PM

Uh...the Great Bamboozil... (I say.) But you can just call me KB. I know at least some of the other people here also apparently just woke up the way they are now like I did.

"Hey, least I didn't lose all my artistic talent when I crash landed in the arena here."
Beverly from the Since: Aug, 2017 Relationship Status: A teenager in love
#255: Sep 27th 2017 at 1:57:46 PM

"I'm not like these others... entirely. I used to be a human, but I know why it happened. My father made me like this."

I'm Huney B now. Okay?
Team42Larson Back in style from APXGP Paddock Since: Jun, 2017 Relationship Status: Coming soon to theaters
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#256: Sep 27th 2017 at 1:59:40 PM

Heya, KB. Nice to meet you.

(The figure is able to finally stand on two feet in the tree. What KB can observe now is a man of about 6 feet in height, with the previously described facial features, but what he can now see is something that wouldn't be mistaken for a suit of armor on the body. He then notices Tina.)

Are-are you really a teddy bear?

edited 27th Sep '17 2:00:56 PM by Team42Larson

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shrubBird Shapeless wisp of wind from the depths of hell. Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
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#257: Sep 27th 2017 at 2:01:47 PM

"Oh, more new friends…" Dennis says quietly. Yet, he still sounds rather happy.

If I don't clash, I don't change. The world ends at my borders, and the best moments slip away.
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#258: Sep 27th 2017 at 2:03:17 PM

Nice to see you, too. (I say to Fang.) I'd better warn you ahead of time, I think I have another personality, and I think it's the one that belongs to the person who originally had this body before I landed in it with them...if I start acting scary and talk about eating living breathing things, that isn't me. You might have to knock some sense into me...

edited 27th Sep '17 2:03:46 PM by kablammin45

"Hey, least I didn't lose all my artistic talent when I crash landed in the arena here."
Afterwards the cake is an alternative fact from Dead End: Paranormal Park Since: Apr, 2016 Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
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#259: Sep 27th 2017 at 2:03:58 PM

After about a minute of struggling with the doorknob, something smashes against the door, causing it to go flying off, and a strange creature comes tumbling out after it, coming to a stop lying on its side on the ground.

The creature appears to be a vaguely canine, by a slight stretch of the word. Its body and legs are quite thin, and rather than paws it has a set of large, razor sharp claws. It was a long neck with a very ugly head - a flat, squished nose, glowing yellow eyes, a pair of large ears, and a pair of small, horn-like protrusions. Its body is covered in coarse black fur, and it has a long tail with barbs running along it.

"Uhhh," the creature speaks in a slightly wet, yet raspy voice. "You guys seen any goats around here?"

she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
Team42Larson Back in style from APXGP Paddock Since: Jun, 2017 Relationship Status: Coming soon to theaters
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#260: Sep 27th 2017 at 2:08:06 PM

Fact noted.

(Fang says to KB, placing a hand (which is actually a claw, to his chin.)

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Beverly from the Since: Aug, 2017 Relationship Status: A teenager in love
#261: Sep 27th 2017 at 2:08:58 PM

"I'm a teddy bear, yes. After what my dad called the Big Mistake, he put my spirit in this teddy bear and... here I am."

She looks over to the... thing in the doorway.

"I haven't seen any goats, no."

I'm Huney B now. Okay?
Team42Larson Back in style from APXGP Paddock Since: Jun, 2017 Relationship Status: Coming soon to theaters
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#262: Sep 27th 2017 at 2:11:21 PM

(Fang slides down the tree before responding to Tina.)

Sorry to hear that. I just woke up in this tree without much explanation, and these changes to my body.

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Beverly from the Since: Aug, 2017 Relationship Status: A teenager in love
#263: Sep 27th 2017 at 2:12:04 PM

"Don't be sorry. That was 5 years ago... long enough to get used to it. Not like I remember my old life anyway..."

I'm Huney B now. Okay?
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#264: Sep 27th 2017 at 2:12:48 PM

I'm still wondering why I'm like this, myself. (I say.) Much less apparently sharing a body with someone else...

"Hey, least I didn't lose all my artistic talent when I crash landed in the arena here."
Team42Larson Back in style from APXGP Paddock Since: Jun, 2017 Relationship Status: Coming soon to theaters
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#265: Sep 27th 2017 at 2:13:40 PM

(Fang places his mask beside him before asking:)

So where are you all headed? I kinda wanna know why I'm like this, too.

edited 27th Sep '17 2:14:05 PM by Team42Larson

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TheGamechanger from Fourth Wall Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: Robosexual
#266: Sep 27th 2017 at 2:14:35 PM

Perrywinkle greets the thing in the doorway.

Perrywinkle: Hi, I'm Perrywinkle! I want to be the scariest Pygmy Sasquatch ever!

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Daydre That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth from in my house Since: Jun, 2014 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth
#267: Sep 27th 2017 at 2:24:23 PM

Anya blinks. ".. No, I haven't seen any goats."

She then turns to face Fang. "Man, all this activity in such a short time... We're gonna get some food."

we will survive.
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#268: Sep 27th 2017 at 2:26:26 PM

Food, huh? I am starving.

(His pincers idly move about.)

That's gonna take some getting used to.

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Afterwards the cake is an alternative fact from Dead End: Paranormal Park Since: Apr, 2016 Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
the cake is an alternative fact
#269: Sep 27th 2017 at 2:28:40 PM

"Oh hey, you're a cute little guy, aren't you," the creature says, reaching a claw up to pat Periwinkle on the head.

As he hears Anya, the creature swiftly gets up from the ground, standing up on all fours.

"I-if you're looking for food, I'll come with. I-I'm starving."

she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
Team42Larson Back in style from APXGP Paddock Since: Jun, 2017 Relationship Status: Coming soon to theaters
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#270: Sep 27th 2017 at 4:33:40 PM

(Fang asks the group:)

Have you all found anywhere to eat yet?

(While his pincers still idly move about.)

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ZeroL *Vague plotting intensifies* from a dimension with 700 too many of me Since: Jul, 2016 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
*Vague plotting intensifies*
#271: Sep 27th 2017 at 4:41:22 PM

   WOOF!   

   OKAY, I CAN'T DO IT. I'M TRYING, BUT I'M TERRIBLE AT NOT BEING INTIMIDATING.   

The dog barks on its own.

   I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL THIS THING DISSIPATES.   

edited 27th Sep '17 4:41:30 PM by ZeroL

My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!
TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#272: Sep 27th 2017 at 4:49:52 PM

"I'm Ted." Ted says.

Huzzah
Team42Larson Back in style from APXGP Paddock Since: Jun, 2017 Relationship Status: Coming soon to theaters
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#273: Sep 27th 2017 at 4:59:50 PM

Oh, nice to meet you too, Ted.

(Fang says.)

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Daydre That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth from in my house Since: Jun, 2014 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth
#274: Sep 27th 2017 at 5:00:21 PM

"We're going to a diner Tina mentioned she saw.. Where did you remember it being, anyway?" She asks Tina.

we will survive.
Beverly from the Since: Aug, 2017 Relationship Status: A teenager in love
#275: Sep 27th 2017 at 5:01:45 PM

"Just outside the woods..."

She puts a paw to her chin and looks around...

"Thaaaaaaat way." She points just ahead of the house.

I'm Huney B now. Okay?

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