The dog wags its tail and follows.
YOU KNOW WHAT? I NO LONGER CARE. I WILL BE THIS RIDICULOUS DOG, AND I WILL BE THE BEST SMALL DOG OF ALL TIME. BARK! ARF! YIP!
YEAH, I'M NOT FEELING IT. BUT YOU WILL COME TO RESPECT MY DOGNESS IN TIME!
edited 27th Sep '17 12:34:00 PM by ZeroL
My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!A six foot tall woman with long black hair and Blinding Bangs, an over-sized jacket, jeans, and short boots walks up to the group
I say with a raspy voice, "Hi there, I'm Ono. And you all are..? Oh, and a... Dog, cute."
The dog barks happily, and a huge doggy grin shows on its face due to all the attention it's getting.
HAVE YOU EVER HAD YOUR FINGER SHAKE AFTER YOU DO SOMETHING STRESSFUL? THIS DOG, KNOWN MORE PRECISELY AS A MINIATURE SCHNAUSER, IS LIKE THAT ON A FAR SMALLER SCALE FOR ME. IT'LL GO AWAY IN A HUNDRED YEARS OR SO, BUT IT TRULY IS ANNOYING THAT I HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF IT IN THE MEANTIME.
ALSO, SINCE I GUESS I'LL BE INTERACTING WITH YOU PEOPLE FOR A WHILE, I SHOULD TELL YOU MY NAME. I AM ANTHELBRANIONARUFORGSTONPLIGTIKNERGBONNELNOPEX.
edited 27th Sep '17 12:44:50 PM by ZeroL
My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!A small teddy bear approaches Ono Andy speakable in the voice of a little girl.
"Hello. I'm Tina."
I'm Huney B now. Okay?
Purrloin Jani by shrubBird
*the jackalope also greets the newcomer* ...hello, Ono...I don't really have a name...but I guess you can call me Jackie...
edited 27th Sep '17 1:29:50 PM by sarysa
Current WHABP alts: Jani (Sarah) the Purrloin, Hudson the Togetic. Tilly/Lilly (Digletts) are being Put on a Bus."Hm..."
She seems to think.
"Can someone open the door? I would, but 11 inches of plush isn't doing me any favors."
I'm Huney B now. Okay?

MY THREE-DIMENSIONAL PROJECTION ALSO REQUIRES NOURISHMENT.
The dog yaps happily.
I DIDN'T ASK FOR MY OPINION.
edited 27th Sep '17 12:31:01 PM by ZeroL
My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!