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...I can't believe that actually worked. What the heck kinda kid are you?
edited 5th Oct '17 5:01:11 AM by Enirboreh
An Eldritch Abomination is forcing me to kill a living weapon. No matter how this ends, This Is Gonna Suck on a level not experienced before. x_x
edited 5th Oct '17 10:41:44 AM by RaspyMink
I'll do anything you say, purdy lady. *Prepares to kill other pretty ladies*
My avatar blows me away before I can even make a move.
Sorry, above avatar. But forum rules are rules....
I don't even know who Serious Sam would kill.
I guess everybody DOES hate Ned Flanders.
Ned Flanders is a serial child murderer confirmed?
No, You Go First, that is no ordinary human. And I am an ordinary human. So. If you want this done right, send anyone but me.
But Freddy is impossible to truly kill—*killed by Freddy*
Dammit! I don't even like this girl. Sorry, guys. I'll go back and fix it in a sec, promise.
...But why? And why would I want to kill Google Translate? I need that for translating stuff in other languages and doing amusing back-and-forth translation trainwrecks
Sure, my avatar will just respawn anyway. Now, my turn, could you voice her?
Nooooo! Whyyyy? -sob sob sob-
You didn't need to tell me to kill this asshole.
It'd probably go down like this:
Her name literally starts with "Killer" and I am extremely weak and uncoordinated- even if I wanted to kill her, I physically couldn't do it.
Edited by Spottedleaf on Sep 5th 2018 at 2:16:09 PM
If I have to kill Starlight Glimmer when she was still an equality-crazed dictator, I'd gladly do it. But if Killer Forst forced me to kill Glim Glam when she's already reformed, I'd rather had her kill me.
Dude, I don't care if your a pony dictator. You tell me to kill Getaway, the fucker's gonna be dead. He deserves it anyways
...But AM’s a torture happy machine god!
He’ll just kill me and then bring me back to do it again and again!
I mean, I do want to save humanity.
But at the same time-
Well, fine. Here goes nothing.
If AM had forced me to kill Starlight Glimmer when she was still an extremist, yes. But now that she's reformed.... There are other ways other than AM's to suffer a Fate Worse than Death.
Aren't you supposed to be reformed? What's wrong with you, Starlight!?
...Not to mention I have no idea how I even managed this.
Well now i feel like shit for killing a guy who despite all the dumb world threatening shit he does is innocent.
Look, I know this is supposed to be some kind of punishment... but the Devourer drops really good loot and has no redeeming qualities aside from his theme song, which I can find on youtube. Thanks for the stuff, solar system. Maybe I’ll throw some of it into the sun. There’s an item that lets me do that, right?
Not sure how I'll kill them, but I'll try! *gets killed by them instead*
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