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Why? Why are you coming over, what's going on?
And then...Oh, Crap! I have to clean, my place is a mess, time for 30 minutes of picking up and vacuuming and changing out of my jammies...
Please don't come over i hate getting visits.
...Um, Eggman? What do you want? I don't think I can help you with anything... and um, I'm busy with stuff today
The above avatar?
edited 8th Nov '17 5:24:39 PM by Zanreo
Nope, we have not heard of this "Bimbo" you're speaking about.
I don't really have space to make this a lodge, you know...
Im calling the police.
A lot of robots◊
edited 20th Feb '18 5:13:32 AM by inkoalawetrust
What even is that thing? I'm getting outta here!!
Hello? Sorry, I'm not home, I'm at work. Can you come by this afternoon at about 5:00?
I wait until the chicken arrives then scare it away.
I'd run for it. Or hide.
edited 20th Feb '18 11:14:18 AM by Clockwork_Heart
SUFFER NOT THE CYBORG TO LIVE.
Uh, sorry, I'm not home right now..
You got a wrong number, kid.
Joke's on him. I'll be at work by then.
edited 4th Apr '18 8:32:48 AM by Ghostninja109
Put me on your do-not-call list, Thanks!
See, I told you duct taping a Ouija Board to the cordless phone would work!
I would bail because I don't wanna be crushed by what looks to be a satellite.
No, I don't want a psychic reading or a tarot card reading. (hangs up)
Why would a Bee Gee want to visit my house? Oh well
Foghorn Leghorn is calling me. It just gets stranger every day.
Dude, you're my favourite villain and all, but you're still a pain in the arse to talk to so yeah, gonna hang up now. Byyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeee.
Count Olaf is real?
And Iím not the Jim Carrey version?
...Wait, you want me to join your acting troupe?
On one hand, this is horribly unethical.
On the other, your troupeís a lot more polite and occasionally apologetic.
OH SHIT RUSSIA IS INVADING EUROPE
Am I a T-1000 disguising as John Conner's step mom?
edited 22nd Apr '18 12:33:01 PM by Hydraloonie
I ain't gonna riddle you jack
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