“Ok. Completely valid ability.” Mountain said sarcastically as possible. This scrub was worse than the heroes Black Knight was talking about earlier. “I advise you stay out of my way.” He could be useful as a meat shield. Or annoy people and distract them so Mountain could tear them in half. Mountain did HATE puns. His bloodlust began to show, the hammer enraging him. Red light glowed around Mountain, dimming light around him.
edited 3rd Jan '18 1:43:39 PM by Zincmind16
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Black Knight didn't mention them yet, so I'll do that now.
Black Knight: Also, we've found out that Don Klaw's been keeping the local "heroes" locked up somewhere in City Hall. I'm using the term "heroes" loosely since they were so pathetic that they defeated themselves when they tried to attack us. We let them live since they weren't worth the effort.
edited 3rd Jan '18 1:50:10 PM by TheGamechanger
The League of HeroesThe news went on.
Radio: From what refugees are saying, it seems that most of Springfield has evacuated in light of the Don Klaw incident, making most of the town a ghost town.
And for you cosplayers and comic fans out there, the comic-con that was being held in Springfield has been briefly cancelled as they relocate the event to the nearby city of Trinity Peaks due to Don Klaw.
The League of HeroesDr. X looks at the small group of people Mountain has rounded up.
Dr. X: I doubt that they'll obey us even when we go and get ourselves registered at SPECTRIX, so how about we make a bonfire out of them and roast marshmallows over the fire? We can always just gather loyal minions for our newly-conquered city to replace the citizens!
The League of HeroesBlack Knight: Hey Doc, don't you have those chocolate coins with you? We can use them with the marshmallows to make s'mores! Don't worry about the marshmallows and graham crackers, I'll get those things myself and bring them here. I think the nearest bakery is just walking distance from here.
Dr. X: Good idea, I'll bring them out of my pocket dimension once you come back with the other s'mores ingredients. Then we can have our bonfire.
Black Knight then leaves for the supplies.
Dr. X: Anyways, now that we have the city for ourselves, now is a good time to start thinking of a new villainous name for it. I'm thinking "Eville", which is a combination of the word "evil" and "ville" as in village.
edited 3rd Jan '18 7:09:39 PM by TheGamechanger
The League of HeroesLaserblaze turned towards the Punmaster. "Oh hey! Welcome back again!" she said. Now where did he go during the fights...
Then she saw Mountain returning with a net of people. Whoever was left in town, probably... but what was the point of bringing them all here now? Making them join us as minions could be a good idea, or... wait, what was this, turning them into a bonfire? "So we're as murderous as ever, I see" she said, shaking her head a bit. "Though if we look at our options, having a city full of minions would certainly help up in our plans..." These people probably wouldn't want to help us after being captured in that way - forcing them into it could make them come back for revenge later - and if running a business had taught her anything, sometimes you had to make sacrifices to get where you wanted. Plus, she did feel like some s'mores...
"New city name, yeah... Eville, you say? A little on the nose... but it does blend together into a nice pun" she replied.
edited 3rd Jan '18 8:09:01 PM by Zanreo
My favorite failed console tbhDr. X: If I were to guess, I'd assume that the SPECTRIX organization will repair the city for us once we register since they're basically the insurance company for registered villain teams.
Black Knight then returns with a large bag of marshmallows, a box of graham crackers, and some campfire roasting sticks.
Dr. X: Oh good, you're back already! Well, time to start the bonfire!
Dr. X opens his pocket dimension and moves the massive container containing the chocolate coins to the front. He briefly turns on the vacuum attached to it and switches it into reverse mode, spitting out just enough chocolate coins for the s'more before turning off the vacuum.
He then pushes the container back and moves a metal container with a red flame symbol on it to the front. He opens it and takes out some lighter fluid, firewood, and an assortment of kindling before closing the container and sealing up his pocket dimension again.
Dr. X turns to Mountain as he points at the flammable materials.
Dr. X: Wanna help set up the bonfire for us before I light it?
The League of Heroes“Sure.” Mountain begins pushing the civilians into place. Some are begging, some swearing. He begins bashing them so they shut up. He then grabs a few trees and throws them on. Once all was set, he told Dr. X to begin. He began softly singing “The Ring of Fire.”
edited 4th Jan '18 8:33:27 AM by Zincmind16
Dr. X takes out his flamethrower and uses it on the whimpering pile of people. Soon the air was filling with blood-curling screams as the poor citizens are burning alive in the bonfire, their flesh visibly burning away in grisly detail.
As Dr. X goes to unwrap the chocolate coins for the s'mores, Black Knight, Cold Crystal, and Captain Razorbeard put their marshmallows onto their campfire roasting sticks and start roasting their marshmallows over the fire.
The League of HeroesBlack Knight: We don't really know where our local SPECTRIX building is, they apparently hide the building from non-members for security reasons. To find the building, we need to find one of the local scouts they send out.
Dr. X: As for the name of the team, well I suggested this before so I'll say it again. How about Nexus?
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PHD Punmaster also wonders where Cecilia is. He thinks he could go undercover with her help.
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”