Eugh, these taste so damn salty!
I'm allergic to peanuts, so you can have them. (hands them to VX)
"I didn't know you could read!" - Draco, in another timelineDude, salted peanuts are the best. Anyone want some?
The true power of us human beings is that we can change ourselves on our own.I like mine with garlic.
ᜇᜎᜈ᜔ᜇᜈ᜔|I DO COMMISSIONS|ᜇᜎᜈ᜔ᜇᜈ᜔How do you like your bread? I like it with butter!
"I didn't know you could read!" - Draco, in another timeline(nom-nomming on bread) I like bread.
*Meticulously spreads whipped cream cheese on multiple pieces of smoked salmon and rolls each piece up*
Believe it or not, lox and schmear still tastes good without the bagel.
Rawr.Guys, we're out of bagels. This is the WORST. POSSIBLE. THING.
Sorry, ate them all.
... Where do we keep the bagels, again? I thought they were in the cupboard above the fridge, but I don't see them there.
Trouble Cube continues to be a general-purpose forum for those who desire such a thing.In the freezer for maximum preservation points.
ᜇᜎᜈ᜔ᜇᜈ᜔|I DO COMMISSIONS|ᜇᜎᜈ᜔ᜇᜈ᜔Where are you? It's salad time!
What the fxxk happened in the kitchen? It looks like some sort of plant-zombie hybrid invasion just happened.
Edited by VXXXN on Apr 1st 2020 at 8:33:20 PM
Alright guys, how's the salad goi- HOLY SH*T
This is a terrible idea, I'm just going to have a bagel.
Trouble Cube continues to be a general-purpose forum for those who desire such a thing.Alright, I'm adding depleted uranium to the salad.
This is our 4th batch of salad we're trying to make here btw.
For gods' sake, no. I'm not letting you ruin another salad like that.
Trouble Cube continues to be a general-purpose forum for those who desire such a thing.I'm gonna shit on the salad. It ended WWIII!
Alright, I added some cookies to the salad, who's next?
Just a funny lil alien guyHere are some raw onions you can put in the deep fried garden salad, since I know I won't be eating it anyways. Gotta watch my figure.
Any-who, I'll be over at the bar, making lox rolls.
Edited by SkyCat32 on Apr 5th 2020 at 11:59:31 AM
Rawr.Why did I agree to take these onions? I already have plenty at home that I need to use up in cooking. What am I gonna do, put them in a salad? I prefer my salad without raw onions, thank you very much.
*Notices Whistle putting together a deep fried garden salad*
Why does Whistle do that to perfectly good lettuce, tomato, celery and carrots? Even the biggest proponents of fried food would shudder at that dish. And why does Whistle always offer that abomination to me? Did nobody inform Whistle that I avoid carbs as much as possible? Or that I don't like raw onions? Then again, I can't even use that excuse, since everyone else used onions to make Pho last night.
*Devious Grin*
Hey, wait a minute...
Edited by SkyCat32 on Apr 5th 2020 at 12:03:39 PM
Rawr.
See, I told you these hypersalted peanuts were tasty!
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