2176. Bob is no longer going to get payed if he keeps playing Factorio.
Edited by BackSet1 on Aug 28th 2022 at 1:48:14 PM
Read Pokemon Ultimate Emerald2177. Bob is not allowed anywhere near the Silver Key. Put it back RIGHT NOW.
"Do you want to be the guy who pokes landmines for a living?" ~some guy in my dreams2178: Bob is not allowed to steal his coworkers' car keys. Now, you better give me back the key to my Ferrari right this instant, Bob.
2178.1: "Because aliens ate my Buick" is not a valid excuse for stealing other people's cars.
2179: From here on out, all Trope Co. employees are required to turn in their car keys to the front desk upon clocking in for the day. Their keys will be returned to them after they clock out or upon explicit request.
Edited by Pogakure on Aug 28th 2022 at 3:39:22 PM
Don't you ever fix your lips to say that, bruh. I'm sitting right here and I got my daughter in the backseat2182. Bob is not allowed to eat anything that is still alive. Who knows what diseases he'll get.
Read Pokemon Ultimate Emerald2183. Bob, stop talking about the pain in your bones, the growing darkness on your body and violent thoughts. Go see a doctor and a psychiatrist. Each time when something similar happens, do that.
Checking in on this account after leaving the site, MAN that is a cringy forum post history. Daaamn. Never again.2183.1 But only a doctor and psychiatrist we approve. No back alley doctors or phony psychics.
Read Pokemon Ultimate Emerald2184. Bob is not allowed to mess with our personalities so we become suicidal psychopaths
Best advice I ever got? Keep repeating the joke till everyone is forced to laugh.2184.2 Because they don't exist. We fired them. Out of the Pumpkin Chucker.
Read Pokemon Ultimate Emerald2183.2: Bob does not have a "Horrible pain in all the diodes down (his) left side."
2184.3: Bob is prohibited from practising psychiatry on his coworkers.
Edited by dvorak on Aug 29th 2022 at 9:22:54 AM
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!2183.3. Bob. Do not give anyone the same condition as you, even the guy who I referenced.
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2186. Bob is not allowed to eat skittles without chewing them.
Checking in on this account after leaving the site, MAN that is a cringy forum post history. Daaamn. Never again.2187: Bob may not fire a smaller pumpkin chucker out of the pumpkin chucker. It's ineffective and wastes parts, on top of being dangerous and against the rules.
2187.1: Nor may he launch the potato gun out of the pumkin chucker.
Edited by dvorak on Aug 29th 2022 at 9:24:49 AM
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!2188: Bob may not spend company money on The Escapist livestream SuperChats.
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!

2175: Bob may not blackmail anyone. Bribes are OK as long as I get my kickback.
2175.1: Yes, that means you can keep playing Factorio as long as the money keeps coming my way. What, you thought it was one-and-done?
Edited by dvorak on Aug 28th 2022 at 10:22:58 AM
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!