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dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#2276: Aug 28th 2022 at 10:13:52 AM

2175: Bob may not blackmail anyone. Bribes are OK as long as I get my kickback.

2175.1: Yes, that means you can keep playing Factorio as long as the money keeps coming my way. What, you thought it was one-and-done?

Edited by dvorak on Aug 28th 2022 at 10:22:58 AM

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BackSet1 I <3 Zinnia from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
I <3 Zinnia
#2277: Aug 28th 2022 at 10:48:05 AM

2176. Bob is no longer going to get payed if he keeps playing Factorio.

Edited by BackSet1 on Aug 28th 2022 at 1:48:14 PM

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OopityDoop Kitty got a lot of catching up to do lol from your imagination (Y2: Electric Boogaloo) Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Kitty got a lot of catching up to do lol
#2278: Aug 28th 2022 at 11:14:45 AM

2177. Bob is not allowed anywhere near the Silver Key. Put it back RIGHT NOW.

"Do you want to be the guy who pokes landmines for a living?" ~some guy in my dreams
Pogakure Umapyoi! Umapyoi! from The big pile of ryegrass in the sky Since: Apr, 2021 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
Umapyoi! Umapyoi!
#2279: Aug 28th 2022 at 12:32:49 PM

2178: Bob is not allowed to steal his coworkers' car keys. Now, you better give me back the key to my Ferrari right this instant, Bob.

2178.1: "Because aliens ate my Buick" is not a valid excuse for stealing other people's cars.

2179: From here on out, all Trope Co. employees are required to turn in their car keys to the front desk upon clocking in for the day. Their keys will be returned to them after they clock out or upon explicit request.

Edited by Pogakure on Aug 28th 2022 at 3:39:22 PM

Don't you ever fix your lips to say that, bruh. I'm sitting right here and I got my daughter in the backseat
ChloeJessica Since: Jun, 2020 Relationship Status: Awaiting my mail-order bride
BackSet1 I <3 Zinnia from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
I <3 Zinnia
#2281: Aug 28th 2022 at 6:07:45 PM

2180. Love is War is not a literal statement.

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ChloeJessica Since: Jun, 2020 Relationship Status: Awaiting my mail-order bride
#2282: Aug 28th 2022 at 6:08:52 PM

2180.1. Even if Love is War somehow became a literal statement, you're still not allowed to put a gun in your underwear.

Archsage Professional Simp from My House Since: Apr, 2022 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Professional Simp
#2283: Aug 29th 2022 at 5:19:09 AM

2181. Bob is not allowed to neglect the rest of his party and only level up his favorite character.

Best advice I ever got? Keep repeating the joke till everyone is forced to laugh.
BackSet1 I <3 Zinnia from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
I <3 Zinnia
#2284: Aug 29th 2022 at 5:44:47 AM

2182. Bob is not allowed to eat anything that is still alive. Who knows what diseases he'll get.

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CardboardBot from Saudi Arabia (Life not ruined yet) Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#2285: Aug 29th 2022 at 5:46:04 AM

2183. Bob, stop talking about the pain in your bones, the growing darkness on your body and violent thoughts. Go see a doctor and a psychiatrist. Each time when something similar happens, do that.

Checking in on this account after leaving the site, MAN that is a cringy forum post history. Daaamn. Never again.
BackSet1 I <3 Zinnia from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
I <3 Zinnia
#2286: Aug 29th 2022 at 5:49:03 AM

2183.1 But only a doctor and psychiatrist we approve. No back alley doctors or phony psychics.

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Archsage Professional Simp from My House Since: Apr, 2022 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Professional Simp
#2287: Aug 29th 2022 at 5:51:50 AM

2184. Bob is not allowed to mess with our personalities so we become suicidal psychopaths

Best advice I ever got? Keep repeating the joke till everyone is forced to laugh.
Libraryseraph uu~ from Canada (Handed A Sword) Relationship Status: Raising My Lily Rank With You
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#2288: Aug 29th 2022 at 6:21:47 AM

2184.1 Bob is not allowed to mess with the personalities of those of us who are suicidal psychopaths so they become non-suicidal non-psychopaths

HAPPY HALLOWEEN FOR MARIA
BackSet1 I <3 Zinnia from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
I <3 Zinnia
#2289: Aug 29th 2022 at 6:24:13 AM

2184.2 Because they don't exist. We fired them. Out of the Pumpkin Chucker.

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dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#2290: Aug 29th 2022 at 9:17:31 AM

2183.2: Bob does not have a "Horrible pain in all the diodes down (his) left side."

2184.3: Bob is prohibited from practising psychiatry on his coworkers.

Edited by dvorak on Aug 29th 2022 at 9:22:54 AM

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Cutegirl920fire Player 222 from the Squid Games (Five Long Years) Relationship Status: Paris holds the key to my heart
Player 222
#2291: Aug 29th 2022 at 9:18:34 AM

[up] Should that be 2184.3?

2185. Bob shall not deliberately ninja someone on any forum, especially on TVT

CG for short
CardboardBot from Saudi Arabia (Life not ruined yet) Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#2292: Aug 29th 2022 at 9:21:18 AM

2183.3. Bob. Do not give anyone the same condition as you, even the guy who I referenced.

2186. Bob is not allowed to eat skittles without chewing them.

Checking in on this account after leaving the site, MAN that is a cringy forum post history. Daaamn. Never again.
dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#2293: Aug 29th 2022 at 9:23:11 AM

2187: Bob may not fire a smaller pumpkin chucker out of the pumpkin chucker. It's ineffective and wastes parts, on top of being dangerous and against the rules.

2187.1: Nor may he launch the potato gun out of the pumkin chucker.

Edited by dvorak on Aug 29th 2022 at 9:24:49 AM

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ChloeJessica Since: Jun, 2020 Relationship Status: Awaiting my mail-order bride
#2294: Aug 29th 2022 at 10:23:31 AM

2187.2. ...Okay. We admit it. Firing a pumpkin chucker out of the pumpkin chucker, that then fired another pumpkin chucker in midair which then chucked a pumpkin, was incredibly cool. But it was still a colossal waste of resources, so don't do it again.

dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#2295: Aug 29th 2022 at 11:07:12 AM

2188: Bob may not spend company money on The Escapist livestream SuperChats.

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nonalienpersonyep alcoholism :heart: from The City (Rule of Three) Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
alcoholism :heart:
#2296: Aug 29th 2022 at 11:12:26 AM

2189. Bob may not recite any copypastas.

"There's no tomorrow here. No hope." // a,,,
moefoxes Since: Apr, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
#2297: Aug 29th 2022 at 11:12:42 AM

2190. Bob may not donate any money other than his own to anything, period.

Edited by moefoxes on Aug 29th 2022 at 2:12:55 PM

Inconsistently active.
ChloeJessica Since: Jun, 2020 Relationship Status: Awaiting my mail-order bride
#2298: Aug 29th 2022 at 11:13:16 AM

2191. Bob may not recite any creepypastas.

Edited by ChloeJessica on Aug 29th 2022 at 11:13:25 AM

nonalienpersonyep alcoholism :heart: from The City (Rule of Three) Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
alcoholism :heart:
#2299: Aug 29th 2022 at 11:18:13 AM

2192. Bob may not start any myths that have to do with dead people haunting and killing you if you don't forward his email to 10 people.

"There's no tomorrow here. No hope." // a,,,
BackSet1 I <3 Zinnia from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
I <3 Zinnia
#2300: Aug 29th 2022 at 11:22:56 AM

2193. Bob may not send spam emails posing as an assassin.

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