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dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#2251: Aug 24th 2022 at 5:25:13 PM

2157.2: Bob isn't allowed near the thermostat either. We all know The Boss controls the heat from his office anyways.

Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
BackSet1 I <3 Zinnia from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
I <3 Zinnia
#2252: Aug 24th 2022 at 8:11:20 PM

2158. We are not putting on your favorite hentai for movie night.

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ChloeJessica Since: Jun, 2020 Relationship Status: Awaiting my mail-order bride
#2253: Aug 24th 2022 at 8:59:06 PM

2158.1. I don't know why you'd even ask, considering nothing you get off to is allowed within 250 feet of the building.

dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#2254: Aug 24th 2022 at 10:22:05 PM

2158.2: We aren't putting on anyone else's favorite hentai either. Come on, guys...!

2159: Bob may not play Cult of the Lamb, Cultist Simulator, or Goat Simulator on the grounds that (yes, you guessed it) they give him "Ideas."

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OopityDoop Kitty got a lot of catching up to do lol from your imagination (Y2: Electric Boogaloo) Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Kitty got a lot of catching up to do lol
#2255: Aug 25th 2022 at 5:28:45 AM

2160. Bob is to call off the contest wherein the first person to solo the remainder of SCP-????-J would win a million dollars. We're still picking up complaints from the Foundation about this four months later.

"Do you want to be the guy who pokes landmines for a living?" ~some guy in my dreams
dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#2256: Aug 25th 2022 at 7:18:25 AM

2160.1: Bob may not offer money for cryptids and/or anomalous artefacts at all.

Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
CardboardBot from Saudi Arabia (Life not ruined yet) Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#2257: Aug 25th 2022 at 7:22:32 AM

2160.2. Any anomalous things, people, or creatures in Bob's possession are to be seized by the Foundation. Heck, they can take Bob too when he outlives his usefulness.

Checking in on this account after leaving the site, MAN that is a cringy forum post history. Daaamn. Never again.
nonalienpersonyep alcoholism :heart: from The City (Rule of Three) Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
alcoholism :heart:
#2258: Aug 25th 2022 at 7:23:54 AM

2161. Bob may not yell at me for not appearing for a while, considering his own horrible track record.

"There's no tomorrow here. No hope." // a,,,
Archsage Professional Simp from My House Since: Apr, 2022 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Professional Simp
#2259: Aug 25th 2022 at 7:26:17 AM

2161.1: However, I (Archsage) am allowed to

Best advice I ever got? Keep repeating the joke till everyone is forced to laugh.
nonalienpersonyep alcoholism :heart: from The City (Rule of Three) Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
alcoholism :heart:
#2260: Aug 25th 2022 at 7:27:54 AM

2161.2. The rest of you guys can. Just not Bob.

"There's no tomorrow here. No hope." // a,,,
mr_c Thing unspeakable from Sotland Since: Jul, 2020 Relationship Status: is commanded to— WANK!
Thing unspeakable
#2261: Aug 25th 2022 at 7:36:50 AM

2162: Bob may not outlive his usefulness.

No, you cannot, in fact, panic now.
Pogakure Umapyoi! Umapyoi! from The big pile of ryegrass in the sky Since: Apr, 2021 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
Umapyoi! Umapyoi!
#2262: Aug 25th 2022 at 4:24:42 PM

2162.1: Bob is not allowed to outlive OUR usefulness, either.

Don't you ever fix your lips to say that, bruh. I'm sitting right here and I got my daughter in the backseat
BackSet1 I <3 Zinnia from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
I <3 Zinnia
#2263: Aug 25th 2022 at 4:31:46 PM

2163. Just because Devils supposedly don't cry, doesn't mean the Succubus and Incubus aren't hurt by your bullying.

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dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#2264: Aug 26th 2022 at 11:19:59 AM

2164: Bob is not to steal the sword back from the SCP guys.

2164.1: No, not even for use as a garbage disposal. The pumpkin chucker's way more fun anyways.

Edited by dvorak on Aug 26th 2022 at 3:13:02 AM

Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
BackSet1 I <3 Zinnia from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
I <3 Zinnia
#2265: Aug 26th 2022 at 11:29:06 AM

2165. Bob may no longer play games with Multiple Endings. Long story, don't ask.

2165.1 All copies of any game in the Mass Effect series, especially Mass Effect 3, are to be confiscated from Bob this instant and are no longer allowed in the office.

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dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#2266: Aug 27th 2022 at 1:30:34 AM

2166: Bob may not play any Factory Building Games. Not because they give him ideas, but because we ain't paying him to play Factorio all day.

Edited by dvorak on Aug 27th 2022 at 1:32:02 AM

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RandomFanOfStuff Still trying to fix the Wi-Fi from somewhere I probably shouldn't be rn Since: Nov, 2017
Still trying to fix the Wi-Fi
#2267: Aug 27th 2022 at 8:08:48 AM

2167. Bob may not inquire as to the purpose of the flaming circle in his eye.

Welp, add that to the list of Terrible Ideas That I Knew Were Terrible Ideas But Did Anyway...
GamerLuna2022 Yurine Time! from Jinbocho Since: Jan, 2022 Relationship Status: Chocolate!
Yurine Time!
#2268: Aug 27th 2022 at 8:31:45 AM

2167.1. Or the other flaming circle in his eye.

"Happy Halloween, I suppose..."
BackSet1 I <3 Zinnia from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
I <3 Zinnia
#2269: Aug 27th 2022 at 8:49:36 AM

2167.2 Or just any flaming circles at all, in his eyes or otherwise.

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dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#2270: Aug 27th 2022 at 9:10:32 AM

2166.1: Alrigh, fine, Bob may play factory builder games as long as he does so on his own time and gets adequate nutrition and rest. This excludes coffee, lunch, and toilet breaks at work.

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BackSet1 I <3 Zinnia from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
I <3 Zinnia
#2271: Aug 27th 2022 at 2:42:26 PM

2168. Just because Bob is composing a post doesn't mean we're going to keep it down.

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ChloeJessica Since: Jun, 2020 Relationship Status: Awaiting my mail-order bride
#2272: Aug 27th 2022 at 2:43:55 PM

2169. Bob, whatever dirt you have on dvorak that's making them so lenient towards you, delete it right now.

RandomFanOfStuff Still trying to fix the Wi-Fi from somewhere I probably shouldn't be rn Since: Nov, 2017
Still trying to fix the Wi-Fi
#2273: Aug 27th 2022 at 3:06:14 PM

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Welp, add that to the list of Terrible Ideas That I Knew Were Terrible Ideas But Did Anyway...
Cutegirl920fire Player 222 from the Squid Games (Five Long Years) Relationship Status: Paris holds the key to my heart
Player 222
#2274: Aug 27th 2022 at 3:11:42 PM

2171. Bob may not merge two TVT pages together into one new TVT page and cutlist those pages.

CG for short
BackSet1 I <3 Zinnia from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
I <3 Zinnia
#2275: Aug 27th 2022 at 3:45:16 PM

2172. What in god's name is Barada Nikto!?

2173. The Nintendo DS/3DS stylus is not to be thrown at anyone or to be used to stab anyone. All styluses Bob owns are to be confiscated immediately and given to me, because I keep losing them.

2174. Bob may not prepare a Salvo.

Edited by BackSet1 on Aug 27th 2022 at 8:56:02 AM

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