2158.2: We aren't putting on anyone else's favorite hentai either. Come on, guys...!
2159: Bob may not play Cult of the Lamb, Cultist Simulator, or Goat Simulator on the grounds that (yes, you guessed it) they give him "Ideas."
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!2163. Just because Devils supposedly don't cry, doesn't mean the Succubus and Incubus aren't hurt by your bullying.
Read Pokemon Ultimate Emerald2165. Bob may no longer play games with Multiple Endings. Long story, don't ask.
2165.1 All copies of any game in the Mass Effect series, especially Mass Effect 3, are to be confiscated from Bob this instant and are no longer allowed in the office.
Read Pokemon Ultimate Emerald2166: Bob may not play any Factory Building Games. Not because they give him ideas, but because we ain't paying him to play Factorio all day.
Edited by dvorak on Aug 27th 2022 at 1:32:02 AM
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!2167. Bob may not inquire as to the purpose of the flaming circle in his eye.
Welp, add that to the list of Terrible Ideas That I Knew Were Terrible Ideas But Did Anyway...2168. Just because Bob is composing a post doesn't mean we're going to keep it down.
Read Pokemon Ultimate Emerald2172. What in god's name is Barada Nikto!?
2173. The Nintendo DS/3DS stylus is not to be thrown at anyone or to be used to stab anyone. All styluses Bob owns are to be confiscated immediately and given to me, because I keep losing them.
2174. Bob may not prepare a Salvo.
Edited by BackSet1 on Aug 27th 2022 at 8:56:02 AM
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2157.2: Bob isn't allowed near the thermostat either. We all know The Boss controls the heat from his office anyways.
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!