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JKBenbot Since: Jun, 2020
#1626: Jun 17th 2022 at 4:30:54 AM

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Mr Anderson who resides in Hawaii tried us and says

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Translation: Bob is not to forcefully encode messages as spam using Spammimic

OopityDoop Kitty got a lot of catching up to do lol from your imagination (Y2: Electric Boogaloo) Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Kitty got a lot of catching up to do lol
#1627: Jun 17th 2022 at 4:59:18 AM

1518. Bob may never again make a wall of text for any reason, even if Mongolians aren't involved.

1519. No, the time you spend in the Gulag cannot count as paid leave.

Edited by OopityDoop on Jun 17th 2022 at 8:07:55 AM

"Do you want to be the guy who pokes landmines for a living?" ~some guy in my dreams
dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#1628: Jun 17th 2022 at 6:20:12 AM

1520: Bob may not ever summon a Spamzoner again.

1520.1: I don't care where you got it, if it followed you home or you deliberately brought it here, you ain't keeping it. Get rid of it at once.

Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
BackSet1 I <3 Zinnia from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
I <3 Zinnia
#1629: Jun 17th 2022 at 6:21:43 AM

1521. Bob must pay artists with real money. He is not allowed to pay them in "exposure."

Read Pokemon Ultimate Emerald
dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#1630: Jun 17th 2022 at 6:52:00 AM

1521.1: Especially since Bob just flashes them.

Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
BackSet1 I <3 Zinnia from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
I <3 Zinnia
#1631: Jun 17th 2022 at 8:24:50 AM

1522. Bob may not watch Fallen Kingdom in the grounds that it gives him "ideas."

1522.1. Bob may not play Minecraft for the same reason he is not allowed to play with LEGO or LEGO substitutes.

Edited by BackSet1 on Jun 17th 2022 at 11:26:15 AM

Read Pokemon Ultimate Emerald
dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#1632: Jun 17th 2022 at 8:28:52 AM

1523: Bob may not write horror. He's far too good at it...

Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
nonalienpersonyep alcoholism :heart: from The City (Rule of Three) Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
alcoholism :heart:
#1633: Jun 17th 2022 at 8:33:10 AM

1523.1. He may not randomly Jump Scare us throughout the work day either.

"There's no tomorrow here. No hope." // a,,,
CardboardBot from Saudi Arabia (Life not ruined yet) Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#1634: Jun 17th 2022 at 8:35:22 AM

1523.2 Bob is to be horrified by someone if he breaks rule 1523.1.

Edited by CardboardBot on Jun 17th 2022 at 6:35:44 PM

Checking in on this account after leaving the site, MAN that is a cringy forum post history. Daaamn. Never again.
OopityDoop Kitty got a lot of catching up to do lol from your imagination (Y2: Electric Boogaloo) Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Kitty got a lot of catching up to do lol
#1635: Jun 17th 2022 at 8:40:44 AM
CardboardBot from Saudi Arabia (Life not ruined yet) Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#1636: Jun 17th 2022 at 8:46:03 AM

You hate what?

Rule 1525. Hatred must never be acted upon, including you Bob.

Checking in on this account after leaving the site, MAN that is a cringy forum post history. Daaamn. Never again.
Archsage Professional Simp from My House Since: Apr, 2022 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
OopityDoop Kitty got a lot of catching up to do lol from your imagination (Y2: Electric Boogaloo) Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Kitty got a lot of catching up to do lol
#1638: Jun 17th 2022 at 9:00:21 AM

1527. Bob is not allowed to let sock puppets take responsibility for his actions.

"Do you want to be the guy who pokes landmines for a living?" ~some guy in my dreams
dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#1639: Jun 17th 2022 at 9:07:52 AM

1527.1: Or hand puppets. You aren't fooling anyone.

Edited by dvorak on Jun 17th 2022 at 9:08:03 AM

Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
OopityDoop Kitty got a lot of catching up to do lol from your imagination (Y2: Electric Boogaloo) Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Kitty got a lot of catching up to do lol
#1640: Jun 17th 2022 at 10:52:42 AM

1528. Bob may not misinterpret rule 1524 as me hating anyone on this floor (I don't), let alone lead anyone to believe it. I believe this counts as spreading rumors, something he's already forbidden from doing. I have half a mind to trap him in the sword for ruining my reputation like that.

"Do you want to be the guy who pokes landmines for a living?" ~some guy in my dreams
BackSet1 I <3 Zinnia from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
CardboardBot from Saudi Arabia (Life not ruined yet) Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#1642: Jun 17th 2022 at 11:36:23 AM

1540. Bob's comic books' covers are to be changed to the wrong issue number each time he changes the rule number.

Checking in on this account after leaving the site, MAN that is a cringy forum post history. Daaamn. Never again.
OopityDoop Kitty got a lot of catching up to do lol from your imagination (Y2: Electric Boogaloo) Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Kitty got a lot of catching up to do lol
#1643: Jun 17th 2022 at 11:41:37 AM

1531. Nerve gas is not funny. Stop it. This is why Dave keeps dying!

fixed the numbers.

Edited by OopityDoop on Jun 17th 2022 at 2:43:11 PM

"Do you want to be the guy who pokes landmines for a living?" ~some guy in my dreams
CardboardBot from Saudi Arabia (Life not ruined yet) Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#1644: Jun 17th 2022 at 11:43:45 AM

1532. Bob is to not resist nor complain of the punishments he receives for breaking the rules. I don't care that all of your favorite comic books are in the wrong order now, you knew this was coming.

Checking in on this account after leaving the site, MAN that is a cringy forum post history. Daaamn. Never again.
OopityDoop Kitty got a lot of catching up to do lol from your imagination (Y2: Electric Boogaloo) Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Kitty got a lot of catching up to do lol
#1645: Jun 17th 2022 at 12:03:37 PM

1533. Bob may not circumvent his ban on buying things for the office by having them delivered to his house and bringing them in the next day. Another $467 worth of marbles dumped all over the lobby was abject hell for the interns. Arun broke his leg, and Casey busted her head open. You're paying their medical bills, Bob! Maybe this will teach you that your actions have consequences, mkay?

Edited by OopityDoop on Jun 17th 2022 at 3:06:37 PM

"Do you want to be the guy who pokes landmines for a living?" ~some guy in my dreams
nonalienpersonyep alcoholism :heart: from The City (Rule of Three) Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
alcoholism :heart:
#1646: Jun 17th 2022 at 12:24:07 PM

1534. Bob is not allowed to bully Alice any further.

"There's no tomorrow here. No hope." // a,,,
mr_c Thing unspeakable from Sotland Since: Jul, 2020 Relationship Status: is commanded to— WANK!
Thing unspeakable
#1647: Jun 17th 2022 at 1:33:54 PM

1535: We have already established that Bob is not allowed to lock any two people in a room together so they can "get over their issues", but he is especially not allowed to do this with Leman Russ and Magnus the Red. People have died, Bob!

No, you cannot, in fact, panic now.
BackSet1 I <3 Zinnia from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
nonalienpersonyep alcoholism :heart: from The City (Rule of Three) Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
alcoholism :heart:
#1649: Jun 17th 2022 at 1:58:33 PM

1536.1. Or FrontSet.

Edited by nonalienpersonyep on Jun 17th 2022 at 5:01:24 AM

"There's no tomorrow here. No hope." // a,,,
dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#1650: Jun 17th 2022 at 1:58:47 PM

1535.1: Bob is to send them both back immediately. The Ordo Chronos said so.

Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!

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