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OopityDoop Kitty got a lot of catching up to do lol from your imagination (Y2: Electric Boogaloo) Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Kitty got a lot of catching up to do lol
#1526: Jun 14th 2022 at 4:41:07 AM

1441. Bob may not take anything out of the Changed facility again. I'm handing the Super Soaker filled with goo over to the SCP Foundation, and keeping those needles in a safe in my house. I don't know how he managed to fill the Super Soaker without turning, and don't want to know what he was planning on doing with it.

"Do you want to be the guy who pokes landmines for a living?" ~some guy in my dreams
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Kheshig, the Nonsense Man
#1527: Jun 14th 2022 at 5:03:28 AM

1442: 波勃唔可以將所有人嘅語言轉做粵語。保衛粵語固然重要但係唔係咁呀波勃!

(Bob cannot suddenly change everyone’s language to Cantonese. That’s not how you protect Cantonese, Bob!)

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BackSet1 I <3 Zinnia from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
I <3 Zinnia
#1528: Jun 14th 2022 at 5:14:30 AM

1441.1 Bob will not remind me that Changed exists. I still have nightmares.

1441.2 Changed counts as part of the furry fandom, which Bob is not allowed near.

Edited by BackSet1 on Jun 14th 2022 at 8:14:45 AM

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OopityDoop Kitty got a lot of catching up to do lol from your imagination (Y2: Electric Boogaloo) Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Kitty got a lot of catching up to do lol
#1529: Jun 14th 2022 at 5:43:19 AM

1443. Bob is once again reminded that he cannot execute Orders 66 or 69. He is also forbidden from executing any of the following orders:

"Do you want to be the guy who pokes landmines for a living?" ~some guy in my dreams
nonalienpersonyep alcoholism :heart: from The City (Rule of Three) Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
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#1530: Jun 14th 2022 at 5:59:55 AM

1444. B

1444.1. O

1444.2. B

1444.3. M

1444.4. A

1444.5. Y

1444.6. N

1444.7. O

1444.8. T

1444.9. U

1444.10. S

1444.11. E

1444.12. A

1444.13. N

1444.14. O

1444.15. U

1444.16. I

1444.17. J

1444.18. A

1444.19. B

1444.20. O

1444.21. A

1444.22. R

1444.22. D

1444.23. T

1444.24. O

1444.25. T

1444.26. R

1444.27. A

1444.28. N

1444.29. S

1444.30. L

1444.31. A

1444.32. T

1444.33. E

1444.34. R

1444.35. U

1444.36. L

1444.37. E

1444.38. S

1444.39. Goodbye

"There's no tomorrow here. No hope." // a,,,
BackSet1 I <3 Zinnia from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
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Kitty got a lot of catching up to do lol
#1532: Jun 14th 2022 at 6:44:25 AM

1446. Бобу не разрешено переводить правила на русский язык. note 

1446.1. او عربى. note 

1446.2. 또는 한국어. note 

1446.3. Toki Pona is right out.

1446.4. The rules are to stay in English, damn it.

Edited by OopityDoop on Jun 14th 2022 at 9:54:31 AM

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#1533: Jun 14th 2022 at 7:08:54 AM

1447. Bob is not allowed to cancel this thread in order to not have to obey these rules

Best advice I ever got? Keep repeating the joke till everyone is forced to laugh.
OopityDoop Kitty got a lot of catching up to do lol from your imagination (Y2: Electric Boogaloo) Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Kitty got a lot of catching up to do lol
#1534: Jun 14th 2022 at 9:03:14 AM

1448. Bob may not show Sachiko funny videos or memes while she's trying to work. You do realize she's still trying to get Trevor out of the sword, ri- Nevermind. Sachiko got herself trapped in it too.

1448.1. Getting Sachiko and Trevor out of the sword is now Bob's responsibility.

Edited by OopityDoop on Jun 14th 2022 at 12:05:14 PM

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#1535: Jun 14th 2022 at 9:25:20 AM

1448.2: Once that happens, the sword is to be turned over to the SCP Foundation.

Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
BackSet1 I <3 Zinnia from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
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#1536: Jun 14th 2022 at 9:27:06 AM

1449. Bob is not allowed on grill duty at the company barbeque.

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Kitty got a lot of catching up to do lol
#1537: Jun 14th 2022 at 9:55:21 AM

1450. Bob is reminded that the proper way to end a party is not to clear the premises with tear gas. note 

Edited by OopityDoop on Jun 14th 2022 at 1:21:45 PM

"Do you want to be the guy who pokes landmines for a living?" ~some guy in my dreams
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#1538: Jun 14th 2022 at 10:32:50 AM

1451. Bob is not to purposefully trap people in the sword, Me and Axikun are currently still stuck in it.

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#1539: Jun 14th 2022 at 10:39:32 AM

1452. Bob is not allowed to talk about the Jay/Cole/Nya love triangle, for risk of angering Ninjago fans.

Edited by BackSet1 on Jun 14th 2022 at 1:46:03 PM

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#1540: Jun 14th 2022 at 1:12:36 PM

1453: Bob is not to fob his "get people out of the sword" job off on the interns.

1453.1: Or the succubus. What's she gonna do, seduce them out?

Edited by dvorak on Jun 14th 2022 at 1:32:14 AM

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I <3 Zinnia
#1541: Jun 14th 2022 at 2:38:31 PM

1453.2 Or the Incubus for that matter.

1453.3 Or the Shoggoth.

Edited by BackSet1 on Jun 14th 2022 at 5:38:42 AM

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Kitty got a lot of catching up to do lol
#1542: Jun 14th 2022 at 2:42:06 PM

1454. Bob is no longer allowed to ask new hires if they know what a majority vote is.

1454.1. Bob may not play Your Turn to Die on the grounds that it apparently gives him "ideas".

Edited by OopityDoop on Jun 14th 2022 at 5:44:56 AM

"Do you want to be the guy who pokes landmines for a living?" ~some guy in my dreams
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The World's Least Powerful Man
#1543: Jun 14th 2022 at 3:09:30 PM

[up][up] "Axikun" is the Incubus' True Name, and he's currently inside the sword.

1455: No, having time/ dimensional duplicates/ Simulacra of the people trapped in the Sword around isn't "just as good" as getting them out of it.

1455.1: Whatever you did, fix it at once.

1456: I want that Stepper Machine destroyed at once.

Edited by dvorak on Jun 14th 2022 at 7:40:43 AM

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I <3 Zinnia
#1544: Jun 14th 2022 at 3:12:39 PM

1457. Bob is not allowed to watch any series with lore that requires a massive power point to explain.

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Kitty got a lot of catching up to do lol
#1545: Jun 14th 2022 at 4:21:47 PM

1458. When Bob finds a way to free the others from the sword, he may not only free the Incubus and leave everyone else trapped inside.

[up][up]it's simulacra

1459. Compelling BackSet in any way to create a massive PowerPoint presentation to explain an extremely simple piece of lore is right out.

Edited by OopityDoop on Jun 14th 2022 at 9:13:07 AM

"Do you want to be the guy who pokes landmines for a living?" ~some guy in my dreams
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I <3 Zinnia
#1546: Jun 14th 2022 at 6:26:42 PM

1450. Bob is not allowed to learn Spinjitzu.

1451. Bob is not allowed to play any Idle Games following the Clicker Heroes incident.

Edited by BackSet1 on Jun 14th 2022 at 10:18:08 AM

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#1547: Jun 14th 2022 at 7:34:35 PM

1452. Bob (or anybody else have for that matter) is never to be at more than two places at once using any methods.

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#1548: Jun 14th 2022 at 7:42:31 PM

1453. Bob shalt not kill. I can't believe we even need to add this rule.

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#1549: Jun 14th 2022 at 7:42:51 PM

1454. Bob is to cease spreading rumors about me.

  • I am NOT a former SCP researcher. (though I kind of wish I had the experience)
  • I have NEVER been to the Changed facility, let alone touched anything.
  • I CAN'T predict the future, and Stone does NOT live rent free inside my head.
  • I do NOT secretly like Makoto, and I'm NOT playing hard to get.
I just need to clear all of this shit up.

ninja'd

Edited by OopityDoop on Jun 14th 2022 at 10:43:11 AM

"Do you want to be the guy who pokes landmines for a living?" ~some guy in my dreams
BackSet1 I <3 Zinnia from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
I <3 Zinnia
#1550: Jun 14th 2022 at 7:51:09 PM

1455. Bob is not to attempt to live rent free in anybody's head. Especially not my head. One annoying child is enough.

Hey!

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