1442: 波勃唔可以將所有人嘅語言轉做粵語。保衛粵語固然重要但係唔係咁呀波勃!
(Bob cannot suddenly change everyone’s language to Cantonese. That’s not how you protect Cantonese, Bob!)
Du-Du-Wa-Do-It, Arena Katsudou1441.1 Bob will not remind me that Changed exists. I still have nightmares.
1441.2 Changed counts as part of the furry fandom, which Bob is not allowed near.
Edited by BackSet1 on Jun 14th 2022 at 8:14:45 AM
Read Pokemon Ultimate Emerald1443. Bob is once again reminded that he cannot execute Orders 66 or 69. He is also forbidden from executing any of the following orders:
- 420
- 69420 (or any combination thereof)
- 467
- 666
- Two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda
1444. B
1444.1. O
1444.2. B
1444.3. M
1444.4. A
1444.5. Y
1444.6. N
1444.7. O
1444.8. T
1444.9. U
1444.10. S
1444.11. E
1444.12. A
1444.13. N
1444.14. O
1444.15. U
1444.16. I
1444.17. J
1444.18. A
1444.19. B
1444.20. O
1444.21. A
1444.22. R
1444.22. D
1444.23. T
1444.24. O
1444.25. T
1444.26. R
1444.27. A
1444.28. N
1444.29. S
1444.30. L
1444.31. A
1444.32. T
1444.33. E
1444.34. R
1444.35. U
1444.36. L
1444.37. E
1444.38. S
1444.39. Goodbye
"There's no tomorrow here. No hope." // a,,,1446. Бобу не разрешено переводить правила на русский язык. note
1446.1. او عربى. note
1446.2. 또는 한국어. note
1446.3. Toki Pona is right out.
1446.4. The rules are to stay in English, damn it.
Edited by OopityDoop on Jun 14th 2022 at 9:54:31 AM
"Do you want to be the guy who pokes landmines for a living?" ~some guy in my dreams1448. Bob may not show Sachiko funny videos or memes while she's trying to work. You do realize she's still trying to get Trevor out of the sword, ri- Nevermind. Sachiko got herself trapped in it too.
1448.1. Getting Sachiko and Trevor out of the sword is now Bob's responsibility.
Edited by OopityDoop on Jun 14th 2022 at 12:05:14 PM
"Do you want to be the guy who pokes landmines for a living?" ~some guy in my dreams1452. Bob is not allowed to talk about the Jay/Cole/Nya love triangle, for risk of angering Ninjago fans.
Edited by BackSet1 on Jun 14th 2022 at 1:46:03 PM
Read Pokemon Ultimate Emerald1453.2 Or the Incubus for that matter.
1453.3 Or the Shoggoth.
Edited by BackSet1 on Jun 14th 2022 at 5:38:42 AM
Read Pokemon Ultimate Emerald1454. Bob is no longer allowed to ask new hires if they know what a majority vote is.
1454.1. Bob may not play Your Turn to Die on the grounds that it apparently gives him "ideas".
Edited by OopityDoop on Jun 14th 2022 at 5:44:56 AM
"Do you want to be the guy who pokes landmines for a living?" ~some guy in my dreams![]()
"Axikun" is the Incubus' True Name, and he's currently inside the sword.
1455: No, having time/ dimensional duplicates/ Simulacra of the people trapped in the Sword around isn't "just as good" as getting them out of it.
1455.1: Whatever you did, fix it at once.
1456: I want that Stepper Machine destroyed at once.
Edited by dvorak on Jun 14th 2022 at 7:40:43 AM
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!1457. Bob is not allowed to watch any series with lore that requires a massive power point to explain.
Read Pokemon Ultimate Emerald1458. When Bob finds a way to free the others from the sword, he may not only free the Incubus and leave everyone else trapped inside.
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it's simulacra
1459. Compelling BackSet in any way to create a massive PowerPoint presentation to explain an extremely simple piece of lore is right out.
Edited by OopityDoop on Jun 14th 2022 at 9:13:07 AM
"Do you want to be the guy who pokes landmines for a living?" ~some guy in my dreams1450. Bob is not allowed to learn Spinjitzu.
1451. Bob is not allowed to play any Idle Games following the Clicker Heroes incident.
Edited by BackSet1 on Jun 14th 2022 at 10:18:08 AM
Read Pokemon Ultimate Emerald1454. Bob is to cease spreading rumors about me.
- I am NOT a former SCP researcher. (though I kind of wish I had the experience)
- I have NEVER been to the Changed facility, let alone touched anything.
- I CAN'T predict the future, and Stone
does NOT live rent free inside my head.
- I do NOT secretly like Makoto, and I'm NOT playing hard to get.
ninja'd
Edited by OopityDoop on Jun 14th 2022 at 10:43:11 AM
"Do you want to be the guy who pokes landmines for a living?" ~some guy in my dreams1455. Bob is not to attempt to live rent free in anybody's head. Especially not my head. One annoying child is enough.
Hey!
Read Pokemon Ultimate Emerald

1441. Bob may not take anything out of the Changed facility again. I'm handing the Super Soaker filled with goo over to the SCP Foundation, and keeping those needles in a safe in my house. I don't know how he managed to fill the Super Soaker without turning, and don't want to know what he was planning on doing with it.
"Do you want to be the guy who pokes landmines for a living?" ~some guy in my dreams