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OopityDoop Kitty got a lot of catching up to do lol from your imagination (Y2: Electric Boogaloo) Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Kitty got a lot of catching up to do lol
#1501: Jun 12th 2022 at 1:41:12 PM

1419. Bob is not allowed to tell anyone to "get a load of this monster". Give him some space, Bob!

1419.1. Bob may not go to Devil Town, even if it is colder in the summer time. Bob must find a better, more practical way to beat the summer heat.

1419.2. Bob may not listen to any more Cavetown songs on the grounds that, you guessed it, the lyrics give him ideas.

"Do you want to be the guy who pokes landmines for a living?" ~some guy in my dreams
BackSet1 I <3 Zinnia from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
I <3 Zinnia
#1502: Jun 12th 2022 at 3:09:06 PM

1420. Bob may not start a mock Buster business starring toons he gave surgery to look different.

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JKBenbot Since: Jun, 2020
#1503: Jun 12th 2022 at 4:00:46 PM

1421. When Bob breaks a rule he will not bring an amount of any kind of food equal to the current rules count.

1422. The Succubus is never to meet Alice, you know this Bob.

Edited by JKBenbot on Jun 12th 2022 at 7:05:19 AM

OopityDoop Kitty got a lot of catching up to do lol from your imagination (Y2: Electric Boogaloo) Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Kitty got a lot of catching up to do lol
#1504: Jun 12th 2022 at 9:49:22 PM

1423. Bob is not allowed to put any of the following after every instance of "Bob" on this list in an attempt to make us think this list was intended for someone else:

"Do you want to be the guy who pokes landmines for a living?" ~some guy in my dreams
BackSet1 I <3 Zinnia from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
I <3 Zinnia
#1505: Jun 13th 2022 at 5:36:40 AM

1424. Bob is not allowed to come up with theories or ideas as to what it is we actually do here.

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OopityDoop Kitty got a lot of catching up to do lol from your imagination (Y2: Electric Boogaloo) Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Kitty got a lot of catching up to do lol
#1506: Jun 13th 2022 at 5:55:58 AM

1425. Bob is not allowed to telepathically give any of us a writer's block. Again.

How does that work?

I don't know, and I don't think I want to.

"Do you want to be the guy who pokes landmines for a living?" ~some guy in my dreams
BackSet1 I <3 Zinnia from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
I <3 Zinnia
#1507: Jun 13th 2022 at 6:42:07 AM

1426. Bob is not allowed to reenact any scene from 13 Hours.

Out of boredom I've begun writing a script about how one of the rules here got on the list. It only has me, Oopity, Dvorak, and Bob to make my life easier.

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dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#1508: Jun 13th 2022 at 8:18:56 AM

1427: Bob may not write his own CYOA story.

1427.1: Especially not one "with blackjack. And hookers."

[up] Sounds like fun

Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
OopityDoop Kitty got a lot of catching up to do lol from your imagination (Y2: Electric Boogaloo) Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Kitty got a lot of catching up to do lol
#1509: Jun 13th 2022 at 10:26:57 AM

1428. I really mean it about not giving people writer's blocks!

[up][up]Which rule?

"Do you want to be the guy who pokes landmines for a living?" ~some guy in my dreams
BackSet1 I <3 Zinnia from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
I <3 Zinnia
#1510: Jun 13th 2022 at 10:28:49 AM

1429. Bob is no longer allowed to watch SpongeBob on the grounds that it gives him "ideas."

[up] Rule 260.

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CardboardBot from Saudi Arabia (Life not ruined yet) Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#1511: Jun 13th 2022 at 10:30:50 AM

[up][up]Rule 1428.1: Bob is to be given reader's block if he gives anyone writer's block.

Edited by CardboardBot on Jun 13th 2022 at 8:31:07 PM

Checking in on this account after leaving the site, MAN that is a cringy forum post history. Daaamn. Never again.
BackSet1 I <3 Zinnia from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
I <3 Zinnia
#1512: Jun 13th 2022 at 10:32:54 AM

1430. Bob is not allowed to use any ninja skills.

1430.1 Especially disappearing and reappearing tricks.

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moefoxes Since: Apr, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
#1513: Jun 13th 2022 at 10:33:26 AM

1428.2: The only blocks Bob is allowed to distribute is Legos. Bootleg Legos. (Bootlegos?)

Inconsistently active.
OopityDoop Kitty got a lot of catching up to do lol from your imagination (Y2: Electric Boogaloo) Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Kitty got a lot of catching up to do lol
#1514: Jun 13th 2022 at 11:18:16 AM

1431. Bob is never to enter the women's bathroom. What the actual hell is wrong with you?!

4x[up]can we see the script?

"Do you want to be the guy who pokes landmines for a living?" ~some guy in my dreams
BackSet1 I <3 Zinnia from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
I <3 Zinnia
#1515: Jun 13th 2022 at 2:44:29 PM

1432. Bob is no longer allowed to write scripts.

[up] here. It's not finished, though.

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CosmosAndChaos Peach from Brazil (Don’t ask) Relationship Status: Hugging my pillow
Peach
#1516: Jun 13th 2022 at 2:51:36 PM

1433. In addition to Rule #1431, he's also not allowed to falsely claim to be a trans woman in an attempt to get a free pass into women's bathrooms, cause it only adds fuel to transphobia, specially TERFs.

"Oh, did I win?"
dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#1517: Jun 13th 2022 at 3:09:29 PM

1434: Bob may not edit ANY of our side-projects to have sex scenes.

Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
BackSet1 I <3 Zinnia from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
I <3 Zinnia
#1518: Jun 13th 2022 at 3:17:21 PM

1435. Bob is not allowed to play or attempt to play Rush E.

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OopityDoop Kitty got a lot of catching up to do lol from your imagination (Y2: Electric Boogaloo) Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Kitty got a lot of catching up to do lol
#1519: Jun 13th 2022 at 3:38:19 PM

1435.1. Or any song by Sheet Music Boss that begins with the word "rush".

1436. Bob is to cease trying to manipulate me into doing what he wants me to do with the promise of ear scritches. It didn't work the first time; what made you think it would work the second, third, or fourth time you tried it?

1437. In addition to rule 1434, Should one of our side projects have a sex scene, Bob may not insert himself into it.

Edited by OopityDoop on Jun 13th 2022 at 6:45:06 AM

"Do you want to be the guy who pokes landmines for a living?" ~some guy in my dreams
dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#1520: Jun 13th 2022 at 3:50:14 PM

1437.1: He's especially not to utilize the phrase "I put on my robe and wizard hat."

Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
BackSet1 I <3 Zinnia from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
OopityDoop Kitty got a lot of catching up to do lol from your imagination (Y2: Electric Boogaloo) Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Kitty got a lot of catching up to do lol
#1522: Jun 13th 2022 at 7:13:02 PM

1439. Don't even THINK about putting a tub of Vaseline on Suki's desk. Still too soon, Bob!

"Do you want to be the guy who pokes landmines for a living?" ~some guy in my dreams
nonalienpersonyep alcoholism :heart: from The City (Rule of Three) Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
alcoholism :heart:
#1523: Jun 13th 2022 at 9:33:18 PM

1440. Bob may NEVER put me in a Pokeball again.

"There's no tomorrow here. No hope." // a,,,
mr_c Thing unspeakable from Sotland Since: Jul, 2020 Relationship Status: is commanded to— WANK!
Thing unspeakable
#1524: Jun 14th 2022 at 4:35:44 AM

1440.1: Or anyone else here, for that matter.

No, you cannot, in fact, panic now.
Pogakure Umapyoi! Umapyoi! from The big pile of ryegrass in the sky Since: Apr, 2021 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
Umapyoi! Umapyoi!
#1525: Jun 14th 2022 at 4:35:55 AM

1440.2: He can't try and get around this rule by putting people in Nexotraps instead.

Hark! I've been [nja]'d!

Edited by Pogakure on Jun 14th 2022 at 7:37:15 AM

Don't you ever fix your lips to say that, bruh. I'm sitting right here and I got my daughter in the backseat

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