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skan123 Since: Aug, 2018
#1251: May 27th 2022 at 3:52:12 PM

1170. Bob won't sell his friends' stuff on Ebay. Or mine for that matter.

BackSet1 I <3 Zinnia from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
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#1252: May 27th 2022 at 6:15:29 PM

1171. Bob is not allowed to do a real-time fan dub of any game.

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dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#1253: May 27th 2022 at 7:44:04 PM

1171.1: He may, however, Gag Dub foreign-language shows as long as he runs it by us first.

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BackSet1 I <3 Zinnia from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
I <3 Zinnia
#1254: May 27th 2022 at 7:46:44 PM

1172. Bob is not allowed to make a list of Tropers ranked by "date-ability."

1173. Bob is not Samuel L. Jackson and may not elect to ignore our decisions.

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skan123 Since: Aug, 2018
#1255: May 28th 2022 at 1:51:37 AM

1174. Bob will not sneak out of bed at night to watch cartoons on TV.

Edited by skan123 on May 28th 2022 at 6:32:19 AM

BackSet1 I <3 Zinnia from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
I <3 Zinnia
#1256: May 28th 2022 at 7:11:16 AM

1175. Virginity is not a disease and Bob is not the cure.

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JKBenbot Since: Jun, 2020
#1257: May 28th 2022 at 7:38:52 AM

1176: Bob is no longer allowed to conjure any more demons, or anything from hell.

1776.1: Anything from Hell now includes things that would fit right into the list.

1177: Yes, we all know the Incubus is a Femboy, you have to stop telling us this Bob.

1178: No saying that rule 1176 does not apply because Fallout 76 exists.

1178.1: This also applies to any rule ending or starting with 76.

1179: Bob is strictly prohibited from bringing a pizza spiked with certain drugs down to the game room in the basement floor when the Incubus is down there.If Chuck didn’t have a spell to prevent that everyone in the game room including me would have been traumatized.

1179.1: You know what, no spiking food with said certain drugs or getting anyone else to do it for you.

1180: No hosting cooking game shows on any floor ending with 0, those are for transportation and we want them open incase of another crusade.

1180.1: This includes the basement, Chuck is still traumatized from the secret ingredient.

1181: No COOKING MEALS WITH HUMAN FLESH!

Edited by JKBenbot on May 28th 2022 at 10:45:40 AM

dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#1258: May 28th 2022 at 8:43:28 AM

1174.1: Or any show for that matter

1174.2: Playing video games is right out

1174.3: Doubly so if they're shows he's banned from watching.

1181.1: Bob is prohibited from consuming any True Crime media or reading Chopping Block on the grounds that it gives him "Ideas."

Edited by dvorak on May 28th 2022 at 9:00:16 AM

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#1259: May 28th 2022 at 9:22:19 AM

1182. Bob is not allowed to help me with my webcomic, especially not since he is banned from reading webcomics.

"There's no tomorrow here. No hope." // a,,,
BackSet1 I <3 Zinnia from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
I <3 Zinnia
#1260: May 28th 2022 at 10:09:03 AM

1183. Bob is not allowed to put things on anybody's tab other than his own.

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JKBenbot Since: Jun, 2020
#1261: May 28th 2022 at 10:14:28 AM

1132.2 Any Polycules of the Before mentioned individuals are right out.

1184 Bob is not allowed to eat Chicharones dosed with sleeping drugs while watching a Twitch stream, we don't know how you managed to body swap, everyone using what you had but you can't do it again.

BackSet1 I <3 Zinnia from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
I <3 Zinnia
#1262: May 28th 2022 at 10:23:15 AM

1185. Bob is not allowed to do a body swap with his favorite Twitch streamer or he is not allowed to watch Twitch anymore.

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JKBenbot Since: Jun, 2020
#1263: May 28th 2022 at 10:29:42 AM

1186: Bob cannot harass people so much that the thread is reduced to a double sandwich post.

1187: Bob is not to update The Character List for any reason, or get anyone else to do it for him.

1187.1: Bob is consistently remind people of said list every time something he does causes us to need to update it.

skan123 Since: Aug, 2018
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#1265: May 28th 2022 at 1:50:26 PM

1189. Bb may nt remve the key between i and p frm any keybards.

1190. O is not to remove the key etween v and n either.

1191. Ths s jst gttng rdcls.

Edited by nonalienpersonyep on May 28th 2022 at 5:08:16 AM

"There's no tomorrow here. No hope." // a,,,
BackSet1 I <3 Zinnia from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
I <3 Zinnia
#1266: May 28th 2022 at 1:50:50 PM

1190. Bob is not allowed to treat Sothis like a child.

Thank you.

1190.1 Only I am allowed to treat Sothis as a child, due to legal technicalities making her my adopted daughter.

WHAT!!!

Hey, I'm not exactly happy about this either but if you want to stick around it needs to be done.

1191. Bob is not allowed to incorrectly summarize any game.

Edited by BackSet1 on May 28th 2022 at 5:29:39 AM

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JKBenbot Since: Jun, 2020
#1267: May 28th 2022 at 4:21:50 PM

1191.1 Bob is not allowed to accurately summarize games, pretty sure you killed Dave.

1192. Bob is not allowed to play music made by Unlike Pluto, Trevor still has Nightmares.

1193. BackSet is to be reminded to update the Character List whenever someone brings up a new character or updates an already existing one.

1194. Bob, I know shooting the Incubus with a blowgun looks funny to you, but it still hurts like hell to him.

1195. If the demons wish to get jobs they must submit serious applications, and not break any of Bob’s Rules.

1196. I’m not sure if we already went over this but NO PUTTING SOULS INTO THE INCUBUS ANY DEMON Any person.

BackSet1 I <3 Zinnia from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
I <3 Zinnia
#1268: May 28th 2022 at 5:06:31 PM

1193.1 JKBenbot is to be reminded that that's not really my job. Honestly, I forgot that thing existed.

1197. Bob is not allowed to attempt to build his own Iron Man suit. Who gave him his science stuff back?

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BackSet1 I <3 Zinnia from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
I <3 Zinnia
#1269: May 28th 2022 at 6:28:54 PM

1198. Bob is not allowed to call Masahiro Sakurai Massive Hero Soccer Guy, Mashedpotato Samurai, Massive Eagle Sack of Rye, or any other bizarre permutation of his actual name.

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#1270: May 28th 2022 at 6:48:18 PM

1199. Bob is not allowed to have nostalgia about The '90s.

"There's no tomorrow here. No hope." // a,,,
BackSet1 I <3 Zinnia from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
I <3 Zinnia
#1271: May 28th 2022 at 6:59:22 PM

1200. If Bob does not want to be subjected to a several hour long power point presentation he will refrain from asking me about Kirby Lore, Pokemon Lore, or Zelda Lore.

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JKBenbot Since: Jun, 2020
#1272: May 28th 2022 at 7:15:15 PM

1201. Bob is not allowed to power down my phone as soon as I am finishing up a very long post.

BackSet1 I <3 Zinnia from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
I <3 Zinnia
#1273: May 28th 2022 at 7:29:07 PM

1202. Bob is not allowed to call me out for acting as if I'm older within this game than I am in real life. I also don't work at a non-specific Trope related company in real life so there you go.

1203. Bob is not allowed to break the fourth wall.

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JKBenbot Since: Jun, 2020
#1274: May 28th 2022 at 8:58:24 PM

1203 Bob is not allowed to run down the main hall of our floor and shout “ kwwsv://brxwx.eh/_KDxVnZ-1hn !”

1203.1 Especially after we decrypted it using Caesar cipher with a shift of 3.

1204. Bob is not reveal when any previously unnamed entity reveals their name in private, this comes with a 5 month gulag time if you do it.

1204.1 HAHA YOU CANT STOP ME FROM REVEALING THAT THE INCUBUS’ TRUE NAME IS: AKIXUN!

1204.2 This is your practically daily reminder bob is not allowed to talk in the thread.

1205: We would appreciate it if sub rules were created by Troopers and only Troopers, but it's ok occasionally.

1206: Bob is not allowed to hack my autocorrect so Tr0pers becomes Troopers automatically.

1206.1 Reminder that rules are based on intent so even though it says Troopers it means Tr0pers.

Edited by JKBenbot on May 28th 2022 at 11:59:32 AM

dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#1275: May 28th 2022 at 9:15:57 PM

1207: Bob may not spam Among Us memes.

1208: Bob may not reffer to anybody as his "beamish boy," whatever that means.

Edited by dvorak on May 28th 2022 at 9:17:36 AM

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