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TheBlueHour No one from The 18th Hell Dimension Relationship Status: Browsing the selection
No one
Dec 20th 2018 at 4:42:51 PM

67 Bob cannot put pictures of actual garbage in any page. Especially mot that one.

I have no signature. You're hallucinating this.
TalesofUnder Another pirate gal? from On a cruise ship Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Another pirate gal?
Dec 20th 2018 at 5:02:36 PM

(Itís actually 62)

63: Bob will not misplace Numbers.

What is with this continuous theme of female pirates? ....Probably just a coincidence.
DingoWalley1 Make way K. Rool! The True Heroes are here!
Make way K. Rool! The True Heroes are here!
Dec 20th 2018 at 5:28:27 PM

64: Bob is not allowed to celebrate Christmas.

64.1: Or Hanukkah.

64.2: Or Kwanzaa.

64.3: Or Ramadan when it happens at this time of year.

64.4: Or Saturnalia.

64.5: Or Festivus.

64.6: Or any other Holiday in this general time.

Edited by DingoWalley1 on Dec 20th 2018 at 8:28:48 AM

Jaxfirebus Going to die from On the bus Relationship Status: Non-Canon
Going to die
Dec 20th 2018 at 6:28:44 PM

  • 64.7 Let's be safe and say that Bob is now forbidden from celebrating any holiday that isn't approved by a responsible person.

  • 64.8 No, Bob. Alice doesn't count as a responsible person.

Edited by Jaxfirebus on Dec 20th 2018 at 6:29:09 AM

Crap... why'd i let HIM drive?!
TalesofUnder Another pirate gal? from On a cruise ship Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Another pirate gal?
Dec 20th 2018 at 7:28:05 PM

65: Bob will refrain from calling Alice "Aerith".

What is with this continuous theme of female pirates? ....Probably just a coincidence.
AdeptGaderius Warning: Bright Lights from Antillia Relationship Status: Barbecuing
Warning: Bright Lights
Dec 20th 2018 at 8:22:52 PM

66. Bob shall not allow to claim as Native American on the forums

66.1 Or Indian

66.2 Or Chinese

66.3 Or Japanese

66.4 Or Hawaiian

66.5 Or Tahitian

66.6 Or Maori

66.7 Or Aboriginal Australian

66.8 Or Bantu

66.9 Or Pygmy.

The Darkdeep
DingoWalley1 Make way K. Rool! The True Heroes are here!
Make way K. Rool! The True Heroes are here!
Dec 20th 2018 at 8:31:49 PM

66.10: Or White.

TheBlueHour No one from The 18th Hell Dimension Relationship Status: Browsing the selection
No one
Dec 21st 2018 at 8:21:20 AM

66.11 Or black

66.12 Or green.

67 Bob is not allowed to claim to be a member of any ethnic group real or imagined.

Edited by TheBlueHour on Dec 21st 2018 at 8:21:42 AM

I have no signature. You're hallucinating this.
Jaxfirebus Going to die from On the bus Relationship Status: Non-Canon
Going to die
Dec 21st 2018 at 9:51:10 AM

68: Bob is not allowed to laugh at the next number.

Crap... why'd i let HIM drive?!
TalesofUnder Another pirate gal? from On a cruise ship Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Another pirate gal?
Dec 21st 2018 at 10:14:56 AM

69: Bob cannot make raunchy jokes about this number.

What is with this continuous theme of female pirates? ....Probably just a coincidence.
SuperNerd Certified Geek from Somewhere
Certified Geek
Dec 21st 2018 at 5:59:12 PM

70. Bob cannot use a
non-haiku poem structure
when reaching this spot.

Edited by SuperNerd on Dec 21st 2018 at 5:59:35 AM

My xkcd forum account is here. Feel free to friend me! :)
AgentKirin <REDACTED> Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
<REDACTED>
Dec 30th 2018 at 3:25:22 PM

70.1: No, that does not mean he can use prose.

71: And Bob is also banned from overuse
Of iambic pentameter as well.

[panicked honk]
AdeptGaderius Warning: Bright Lights from Antillia Relationship Status: Barbecuing
Warning: Bright Lights
Dec 30th 2018 at 3:33:20 PM

72. Bob cannot wage war upon the staff.

The Darkdeep
Jaxfirebus Going to die from On the bus Relationship Status: Non-Canon
Going to die
Dec 31st 2018 at 6:45:26 AM

  • 72.1: nor upon the userbase.

  • 72.2: We remind Bob that he is forbidden from causing war of any kind, France is still pissed.

Edited by Jaxfirebus on Dec 31st 2018 at 6:52:07 AM

Crap... why'd i let HIM drive?!
Bobthedeadguy Yes from Right behind you. Relationship Status: Healthy, deeply-felt respect for this here Shotgun
Yes
May 30th 2019 at 8:34:09 PM

  • 73.1: Bob is not allowed to post flattering things about himself in Things Bob is not allowed to do on TV Tropes.

  • 73.2: No matter how stunningly sexy he is.

You got blood on my suit.
DingoWalley1 Make way K. Rool! The True Heroes are here!
Make way K. Rool! The True Heroes are here!
May 30th 2019 at 8:35:07 PM

73.3: Bob is not Sexy.

73.4: No one is allowed to say Bob is Sexy.

73.5: No one that works here is allowed to sleep with Bob either.

Edited by DingoWalley1 on May 30th 2019 at 11:35:21 AM

WilliamRadarStorm Tropers, Pebbles. Peb— oh, you're asleep. from The couch, listening to music. Relationship Status: Non-Canon
Tropers, Pebbles. Peb— oh, you're asleep.
May 30th 2019 at 8:41:23 PM

73.6: Bob is not allowed to claim Sexy's identity without their consent.

74: Bob is not allowed to use the video examples as material for his "visual collage."

So, my Avvie was taken while I was listening to the Dream Pop pandora station while the sun set. The lighting was added after the fact.
KJsixteen Synth Dragon Knight from The Japanese Panopticon/Kingdom of Heiland Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
AutisticAlivia Yoshiko X Dia from Everywhere on TV Tropes Relationship Status: Wishfully thinking
Yoshiko X Dia
May 31st 2019 at 11:48:38 AM

76: Bob should not post "BOB ROCKS! HE'S THE BEST! EVERYONE LOVES HIM! HE HAS WON SO MANY AWARDS! HE HAS SO MUCH FANS COMING AFTER HIM! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Happy Pride Month, everybody!
TalesofUnder Another pirate gal? from On a cruise ship Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Another pirate gal?
May 31st 2019 at 2:51:14 PM What is with this continuous theme of female pirates? ....Probably just a coincidence.
Playing_with_boy Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
May 31st 2019 at 3:20:16 PM

78. Bob is not allowed to break other troper's keyboards.

TabbyGirl4 Magical Strawberry Cat from The Nowhere Islands Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Magical Strawberry Cat
Jun 1st 2019 at 7:54:42 AM

79. Bob is not allowed to DM the link to his You Tube channel to random tropers asking them to subscribe.

"I'm Mary Poppins, Y'all!" -Yondu,2017 "We handle it by not handling it." -Okoye,2023
KJsixteen Synth Dragon Knight from The Japanese Panopticon/Kingdom of Heiland Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Playing_with_boy Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Jun 2nd 2019 at 1:30:26 PM

81: Bob is not allowed to hack into troper's accounts to make a bunch for forum posts reading, "BOB BEST! ALICE WORST!"

dutchguy1986 from Somewhere in the universe. Relationship Status: Seeking boyfriend-free girl
Jun 2nd 2019 at 11:18:29 PM

81.1 Nor is he allowed to hack accounts for any other reason.

82. Bob is to stay away from Spiral Energy.

82.1 As well as the Infinity Stones and Gauntlet.

82.2 And the Dragonballs.

82.3 The same goes for Aladin's lamp.

82.4 And Jirachi.

83. Nor is he allowed to use any other method of wish granting and/or reality warping to get rid of any of these rules.

Edited by dutchguy1986 on Jun 2nd 2019 at 8:29:21 PM


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