5009. bob blew up the summer school
yknow what, he gets a free pass this time, fuck summer school
"And for one night only...you can get your revenge."5011: Bob is not allowed to joke about summer school because he is a good kid.
5011.1: Bob is not allowed to joke about summer school because he is a good kid.
5011.2: Bob is not allowed to joke about summer school because he is a good kid.
5011.3: Wait a minute...
Edited by pyromancingsandwich on Jun 22nd 2025 at 6:29:49 PM
Trying out Random Avatar Month (Main interest: Objectified)5012: Bob may not have a grafitti tag; especially not "El Roberto."
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!5014: Bob is to never use the number 13 again. Even in these rules
5015: No Bob, Deltarune is not coming out tomorrow
You messing with the fabric of the Universe? Well then, HERO UP!5016: Bob may not paint wargaming minis. He keeps bringing them to life somehow and it has led to several deaths. Can someone turn the Grey Knights back into inert plastic before any more people have to get bolter rounds to the head?
No, you cannot, in fact, panic now.5016.1: Bob may not read ToyHammer any more.
5016.2: No you can't keep Ikkit Claw in a hamster cage on your desk. The little bastard desintegrated my computer monitor.
Edited by dvorak on Jun 24th 2025 at 9:51:03 AM
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!5018: Bob is not allowed to hyjack the speakers to play this playlist
5019: Punishment 42 if Bob ever brings up the Noodle Incident again
5020: Bob is not to use the Digitaizer, period. Especially with all the firewalls. It's making saveing ZeTropeGuy999 that much harder.
(ZeTropeGuy999 has been saved by the way. Thanks for the challenge Bob.)
You messing with the fabric of the Universe? Well then, HERO UP!5021: Bob may not have anything to do with the Teletubbies. Ever.
No, you cannot, in fact, panic now.5022: no pumping sleeping gas into the building. This didn’t work the first time.
5022.1: Especially when I’m on vacation
You messing with the fabric of the Universe? Well then, HERO UP!5023: Bob is not allowed to go in the Magical Mystical Room.
5024: Bob is not allowed to leak information in the Magical Mystical Room.
5025: Bob is not allowed to tell people that the Magical Mystical Room stores all our tropers' personal information.
5025.1: ...Oh, Crap!
Trying out Random Avatar Month (Main interest: Objectified)5026. Bob is not allowed to hit anyone in the crotch with a bag of nickels.
5026.1. Not allowed to make a Running Gag of hitting the same person in the crotch with a bag of nickels multiple times.
"Do you want to be the guy who pokes landmines for a living?" ~some guy in my dreams5031.1 Bob is banned from trying to start a barter system.
5031.2 Bob may not use anything to recreate the nickels joke from Family Guy.
5032 Bob may not attempt to dress as, talk like, or behave in anyway similar to characters from the Video Game Cyberpunk 2077.
5032.1 Just to be on the safe side, Bob is forbidden from attempting to breach the Blackwall to unleash the rogue A.I.s from the Old Net.
You’re Gonna Carry That Weight.5031.3 (Addendum): Don't think we forgot about the Doofenshmirtz one either.
5033: Bob is not allowed to reference bad Family Guy jokes.
Edited by pyromancingsandwich on Jul 14th 2025 at 10:39:24 PM
Trying out Random Avatar Month (Main interest: Objectified)5034: You are not the First hero, the cage with human soul and parts.
5035: Alice is not the Second hero the girl with hope crossed on her heart either.
5036: Dvorak is not the Third hero, The prince alone in deepest dark.
5037: So in conclusion, don't drag them to go fight a Titan
You messing with the fabric of the Universe? Well then, HERO UP!

Wow, it has been a minute since I've been writing here, Bob locked me in a closet with his finals
That being said...
5001: Bob is not allowed to use fireworks to celebrate meaningless milestones
5002: Bob is not allowed to say that he's the Roaring Knight. We've seen you two in the same place.
5002.1: Just because you say, Dark Darker yet Darker, does not make you the Roaring Knight
5003: Bob is allowed to touch the statue of Midas. Just ignore the gold statues around the thing.
I'm Chaotic good, and we almost have a way to reverse this thing anyways, sooooo...
5004: Bob may not lock someone (Like me) in a closet with his finals to force said person to do said finals in order to pass.
5004.1: Especially not for about a month
5004.2: I also didn't do them, and they would be late by now... Enjoy summer school you asshole.
5005: Bob may not hold numbers up to mirrors
5006: Bob may not so many things that it forces one person to make a long string of rules like this.
You messing with the fabric of the Universe? Well then, HERO UP!