TVTropes Now available in the app store!
Open

Follow TV Tropes

Following

Things Bob is not allowed to do on TVTropes

Go To

Freakazoid2325 The Hero of the Infinite Universe from Somewhere between Twilight Zone and Mario World (Private) Relationship Status: A heart full of love
The Hero of the Infinite Universe
#6426: Jun 21st 2025 at 1:25:41 PM

Wow, it has been a minute since I've been writing here, Bob locked me in a closet with his finals

That being said...

5001: Bob is not allowed to use fireworks to celebrate meaningless milestones

5002: Bob is not allowed to say that he's the Roaring Knight. We've seen you two in the same place.

5002.1: Just because you say, Dark Darker yet Darker, does not make you the Roaring Knight

5003: Bob is allowed to touch the statue of Midas. Just ignore the gold statues around the thing.

I'm Chaotic good, and we almost have a way to reverse this thing anyways, sooooo...

5004: Bob may not lock someone (Like me) in a closet with his finals to force said person to do said finals in order to pass.

5004.1: Especially not for about a month

5004.2: I also didn't do them, and they would be late by now... Enjoy summer school you asshole.

5005: Bob may not hold numbers up to mirrors

5006: Bob may not so many things that it forces one person to make a long string of rules like this.

You messing with the fabric of the Universe? Well then, HERO UP!
RandomFanOfStuff Still trying to fix the Wi-Fi from somewhere I probably shouldn't be rn Since: Nov, 2017
Still trying to fix the Wi-Fi
#6427: Jun 21st 2025 at 1:37:52 PM

5007. Bob may not make tier lists of every James Bond film.

Welp, add that to the list of Terrible Ideas That I Knew Were Terrible Ideas But Did Anyway...
Gummibear15 A “human” who loves gummi bears (Green Sprout) Relationship Status: Don't hug me; I'm scared
A “human” who loves gummi bears
#6428: Jun 21st 2025 at 1:50:18 PM

5008: Bob is not allowed to do nut punches on anyone, he can’t even do the splits properly!

Me when stuff (the stuff has consequences)
pizzastropes180 Charlie Disco from your wallet (Season 2) Relationship Status: A cockroach, nothing can kill it.
Charlie Disco
#6429: Jun 21st 2025 at 1:54:40 PM

5009. bob blew up the summer school

yknow what, he gets a free pass this time, fuck summer school

"And for one night only...you can get your revenge."
ZeTropeGuy999 Cyn from Uzi’s tail (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: In bed with a green-skinned space babe
Cyn
#6430: Jun 22nd 2025 at 3:22:34 AM

5010: Bob is not allowed to make new running gags about the summer school.

5010.1: Wait...FUCK!

Edited by ZeTropeGuy999 on Jun 22nd 2025 at 11:30:25 AM

And also, that’s- Sarcasm
pyromancingsandwich RAM Day 3: Wakatsuki Nico from Yoyleland (Green Sprout) Relationship Status: TV Tropes ruined my love life
RAM Day 3: Wakatsuki Nico
#6431: Jun 22nd 2025 at 3:29:11 AM

5011: Bob is not allowed to joke about summer school because he is a good kid.

5011.1: Bob is not allowed to joke about summer school because he is a good kid.

5011.2: Bob is not allowed to joke about summer school because he is a good kid.

5011.3: Wait a minute...

Edited by pyromancingsandwich on Jun 22nd 2025 at 6:29:49 PM

Trying out Random Avatar Month (Main interest: Objectified)
dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#6432: Jun 23rd 2025 at 1:04:16 PM

5012: Bob may not have a grafitti tag; especially not "El Roberto."

Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
Freakazoid2325 The Hero of the Infinite Universe from Somewhere between Twilight Zone and Mario World (Private) Relationship Status: A heart full of love
The Hero of the Infinite Universe
#6433: Jun 23rd 2025 at 8:37:53 PM

5014: Bob is to never use the number 13 again. Even in these rules

5015: No Bob, Deltarune is not coming out tomorrow

You messing with the fabric of the Universe? Well then, HERO UP!
RandomFanOfStuff Still trying to fix the Wi-Fi from somewhere I probably shouldn't be rn Since: Nov, 2017
Still trying to fix the Wi-Fi
#6434: Jun 24th 2025 at 1:16:48 AM

5013: Bob may not attempt to convince others to skip numbers via superstition. You don't write these rules bud.

Welp, add that to the list of Terrible Ideas That I Knew Were Terrible Ideas But Did Anyway...
mr_c Thing unspeakable from Sotland Since: Jul, 2020 Relationship Status: is commanded to— WANK!
Thing unspeakable
#6435: Jun 24th 2025 at 1:36:45 AM

5016: Bob may not paint wargaming minis. He keeps bringing them to life somehow and it has led to several deaths. Can someone turn the Grey Knights back into inert plastic before any more people have to get bolter rounds to the head?

No, you cannot, in fact, panic now.
dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#6436: Jun 24th 2025 at 9:46:39 AM

5016.1: Bob may not read ToyHammer any more.

5016.2: No you can't keep Ikkit Claw in a hamster cage on your desk. The little bastard desintegrated my computer monitor.

Edited by dvorak on Jun 24th 2025 at 9:51:03 AM

Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
ZeTropeGuy999 Cyn from Uzi’s tail (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: In bed with a green-skinned space babe
Cyn
#6437: Jun 24th 2025 at 2:55:54 PM

5017: Bob is not allowed to trap people in the servers.

5017.1: No, seriously! I've been trapped in Debian 12 for weeks now! HELP!

And also, that’s- Sarcasm
Freakazoid2325 The Hero of the Infinite Universe from Somewhere between Twilight Zone and Mario World (Private) Relationship Status: A heart full of love
The Hero of the Infinite Universe
#6438: Jun 25th 2025 at 4:09:53 PM

5018: Bob is not allowed to hyjack the speakers to play this playlist

5019: Punishment 42 if Bob ever brings up the Noodle Incident again

5020: Bob is not to use the Digitaizer, period. Especially with all the firewalls. It's making saveing ZeTropeGuy999 that much harder.

(ZeTropeGuy999 has been saved by the way. Thanks for the challenge Bob.)

You messing with the fabric of the Universe? Well then, HERO UP!
mr_c Thing unspeakable from Sotland Since: Jul, 2020 Relationship Status: is commanded to— WANK!
Thing unspeakable
#6439: Jun 26th 2025 at 4:29:57 AM

5021: Bob may not have anything to do with the Teletubbies. Ever.

No, you cannot, in fact, panic now.
Freakazoid2325 The Hero of the Infinite Universe from Somewhere between Twilight Zone and Mario World (Private) Relationship Status: A heart full of love
The Hero of the Infinite Universe
#6440: Jul 7th 2025 at 6:01:35 PM

5022: no pumping sleeping gas into the building. This didn’t work the first time.

5022.1: Especially when I’m on vacation

You messing with the fabric of the Universe? Well then, HERO UP!
J99908 It’s your BATH time! from A bathtub Since: Jun, 2023 Relationship Status: It's not my fault I'm not popular!
It’s your BATH time!
#6441: Jul 7th 2025 at 6:15:00 PM

5023: Bob is not allowed to grow corn, beans, or squash.

It builds character.
pyromancingsandwich RAM Day 3: Wakatsuki Nico from Yoyleland (Green Sprout) Relationship Status: TV Tropes ruined my love life
RAM Day 3: Wakatsuki Nico
#6442: Jul 7th 2025 at 6:37:09 PM

5023: Bob is not allowed to go in the Magical Mystical Room.

5024: Bob is not allowed to leak information in the Magical Mystical Room.

5025: Bob is not allowed to tell people that the Magical Mystical Room stores all our tropers' personal information.

5025.1: ...Oh, Crap!

Trying out Random Avatar Month (Main interest: Objectified)
OopityDoop Kitty got a lot of catching up to do lol from your imagination (Y2: Electric Boogaloo) Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Kitty got a lot of catching up to do lol
#6443: Jul 7th 2025 at 10:49:41 PM

5026. Bob is not allowed to hit anyone in the crotch with a bag of nickels.

5026.1. Not allowed to make a Running Gag of hitting the same person in the crotch with a bag of nickels multiple times.

5026.2. Not allowed to pretend we ever had a running gag where someone repeatedly got hit in the crotch with a bag of nickels.

"Do you want to be the guy who pokes landmines for a living?" ~some guy in my dreams
ZeTropeGuy999 Cyn from Uzi’s tail (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: In bed with a green-skinned space babe
Cyn
#6444: Jul 8th 2025 at 2:02:00 AM

5026.3: Bob is not allowed to make new running gags.

5027: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT! I THOUGHT THIS NONSENSE WAS OVER!

And also, that’s- Sarcasm
dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#6445: Jul 8th 2025 at 8:22:45 PM

5028: Bob may not hit himself in the groin with a bag of nickles.

Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
Freakazoid2325 The Hero of the Infinite Universe from Somewhere between Twilight Zone and Mario World (Private) Relationship Status: A heart full of love
The Hero of the Infinite Universe
#6446: Jul 10th 2025 at 1:02:39 PM

5029: Bob is not to ride public transport. Ever again

5030: Bob may not hit the Time Puppy with a bag of nickels

You messing with the fabric of the Universe? Well then, HERO UP!
OopityDoop Kitty got a lot of catching up to do lol from your imagination (Y2: Electric Boogaloo) Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Kitty got a lot of catching up to do lol
#6447: Jul 11th 2025 at 9:57:14 AM

5031. Bob is no longer allowed anyehere near bags of nickels... or bags of any physical currency for that matter.

"Do you want to be the guy who pokes landmines for a living?" ~some guy in my dreams
BigBadShadow25 With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg. from Basement at the Alamo (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Desperate
With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg.
#6448: Jul 14th 2025 at 10:20:33 AM

5031.1 Bob is banned from trying to start a barter system.

5031.2 Bob may not use anything to recreate the nickels joke from Family Guy.

5032 Bob may not attempt to dress as, talk like, or behave in anyway similar to characters from the Video Game Cyberpunk 2077.

5032.1 Just to be on the safe side, Bob is forbidden from attempting to breach the Blackwall to unleash the rogue A.I.s from the Old Net.

You’re Gonna Carry That Weight.
pyromancingsandwich RAM Day 3: Wakatsuki Nico from Yoyleland (Green Sprout) Relationship Status: TV Tropes ruined my love life
RAM Day 3: Wakatsuki Nico
#6449: Jul 14th 2025 at 7:37:53 PM

5031.3 (Addendum): Don't think we forgot about the Doofenshmirtz one either.

5033: Bob is not allowed to reference bad Family Guy jokes.

Edited by pyromancingsandwich on Jul 14th 2025 at 10:39:24 PM

Trying out Random Avatar Month (Main interest: Objectified)
Freakazoid2325 The Hero of the Infinite Universe from Somewhere between Twilight Zone and Mario World (Private) Relationship Status: A heart full of love
The Hero of the Infinite Universe
#6450: Jul 16th 2025 at 10:52:23 AM

5034: You are not the First hero, the cage with human soul and parts.

5035: Alice is not the Second hero the girl with hope crossed on her heart either.

5036: Dvorak is not the Third hero, The prince alone in deepest dark.

5037: So in conclusion, don't drag them to go fight a Titan

You messing with the fabric of the Universe? Well then, HERO UP!

Total posts: 6,536
Top