4980.1. yes, THAT goldfish also counts. just because they forgot that you exist doesn't give you the right to try to bite them out of revenge
"And for one night only...you can get your revenge."4985: Bob is not allowed to say anything other than the Eight Deadly Words because he said them when (filler filler filler did you really expect an actual thing to happen here?) and got Killed Off for Real in the sequel.
Edited by pyromancingsandwich on Jun 12th 2025 at 8:30:38 PM
Trying out Random Avatar Month (Main interest: Objectified)4986: Bob is not allowed check Adit Sopo Jarwo page, because there's Dennis.
Edited by INDONESIARAYA on Jun 12th 2025 at 8:21:48 PM
4988: Bob is not allowed to try and communicate with the Beige Meeting Room using math. It responded to the Pythagorean theorem with a number that can't exist.
And also, that’s- Sarcasm4990: Bob may not run around doing the "I am the Great Cornholio!" bit from Beavis and Butt-Head, as funny as it is.
4990.1: You know what!? Yes. I AM "thrrrreateneeng" you. Back to work or Punishment-42!
Edited by dvorak on Jun 13th 2025 at 12:57:42 PM
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!4992: Bob is no longer allowed to go to the circus after the "Circus Hop" incident. Seriously, Bob. What the hell.
Now what?4992.1: …Seriously, you got CAUGHT, Bob? If you're going to pull something like the "Circus Hop" Incident off, pull it off PROPERLY.
Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.4994: Bob may not start arguments about the proper use of the word "wherefore." Three people just got killed, Bob!
4995: The fact that we are rapidly approaching five thousand rules is not something to be celebrated!
4995.1: ...That is, the official count of rules is now approaching five thousand. This does not factor in the innumerable footnotes, corrections and clarifications attached to rules, or the various outstanding instances of the numbers being tampered with.
Edited by mr_c on Jun 17th 2025 at 11:35:45 AM
No, you cannot, in fact, panic now.4999: Bob is not allowed to feed interns to the two dimensional entity in the floor.
And also, that’s- Sarcasm

4980: Goldfish are not for eating. You know what you did.
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!