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dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#6401: Jun 11th 2025 at 12:00:57 AM

4980: Goldfish are not for eating. You know what you did.

Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
pizzastropes180 Charlie Disco from your wallet (Season 2) Relationship Status: A cockroach, nothing can kill it.
Charlie Disco
#6402: Jun 11th 2025 at 12:01:52 AM

4980.1. yes, THAT goldfish also counts. just because they forgot that you exist doesn't give you the right to try to bite them out of revenge

"And for one night only...you can get your revenge."
Gummibear15 A “human” who loves gummi bears (Green Sprout) Relationship Status: Don't hug me; I'm scared
A “human” who loves gummi bears
#6403: Jun 11th 2025 at 8:53:48 AM

4981: Bob is not allowed to print random JPEG images to my printer. He’ll be paying for all of the ink cartridges if my printer runs out.

Me when stuff (the stuff has consequences)
skan123 Since: Aug, 2018
#6404: Jun 11th 2025 at 9:35:50 AM

4982. Bob is to tell when the train is coming to keep us from missing it on our next few trips.

dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#6405: Jun 11th 2025 at 9:07:33 PM

4983: Bob is to stop referring to the office pets as "The Creature." Witch one's THE creature, dammit!?

Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
ZeTropeGuy999 Cyn from Uzi’s tail (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: In bed with a green-skinned space babe
Cyn
#6406: Jun 12th 2025 at 4:49:58 AM

4984: Bob is not allowed to open a McDonalds in the Beige Meeting Room.

Edited by ZeTropeGuy999 on Jun 12th 2025 at 12:50:09 PM

And also, that’s- Sarcasm
pyromancingsandwich RAM Day 3: Wakatsuki Nico from Yoyleland (Green Sprout) Relationship Status: TV Tropes ruined my love life
RAM Day 3: Wakatsuki Nico
#6407: Jun 12th 2025 at 5:30:22 AM

4985: Bob is not allowed to say anything other than the Eight Deadly Words because he said them when (filler filler filler did you really expect an actual thing to happen here?) and got Killed Off for Real in the sequel.

Edited by pyromancingsandwich on Jun 12th 2025 at 8:30:38 PM

Trying out Random Avatar Month (Main interest: Objectified)
INDONESIARAYA (Newbie) Relationship Status: Singularity
#6408: Jun 12th 2025 at 6:21:25 AM

4986: Bob is not allowed check Adit Sopo Jarwo page, because there's Dennis.

Edited by INDONESIARAYA on Jun 12th 2025 at 8:21:48 PM

chino514 (Apprentice)
#6409: Jun 12th 2025 at 7:48:17 AM

4984.1: Bob is not allowed to open a Burger King in the Beige Meeting Room.

dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#6410: Jun 12th 2025 at 9:23:26 PM

4984.2 Blanket ban on restaurant chains being opened in the Beige Meeting Room.

Next number is 4987.

Edited by dvorak on Jun 12th 2025 at 9:23:53 AM

Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
LackingEff0rt The Hostest with the Mostest from Electric Light Orchestra (The New Guy) Relationship Status: Coming soon to theaters
The Hostest with the Mostest
#6411: Jun 13th 2025 at 1:14:23 AM

4987: Bob is not allowed to eat his co-workers' ice cream using comically large spoons.

Now what?
ZeTropeGuy999 Cyn from Uzi’s tail (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: In bed with a green-skinned space babe
Cyn
#6412: Jun 13th 2025 at 11:44:46 AM

4988: Bob is not allowed to try and communicate with the Beige Meeting Room using math. It responded to the Pythagorean theorem with a number that can't exist.

And also, that’s- Sarcasm
Negacube Since: Nov, 2018 Relationship Status: Healthy, deeply-felt respect for this here Shotgun
#6413: Jun 13th 2025 at 11:52:39 AM

4989: Bob is not allowed to manipulate any algorithms to make "Mary had a Little Lamb" the Edgiest Song Ever according to Google. We already had two Google incidents, and we don't need a third under any circumstances, even if it's just a minor prank.

dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#6414: Jun 13th 2025 at 12:42:26 PM

4990: Bob may not run around doing the "I am the Great Cornholio!" bit from Beavis and Butt-Head, as funny as it is.

4990.1: You know what!? Yes. I AM "thrrrreateneeng" you. Back to work or Punishment-42!

Edited by dvorak on Jun 13th 2025 at 12:57:42 PM

Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
chino514 (Apprentice)
#6415: Jun 13th 2025 at 12:49:07 PM

4991: Bob is no longer allowed to open a Popeyes in the Orange Meeting Room, the customers left a mess in the place over the Popeyes Chicken Sandwich!

Edited by chino514 on Jun 13th 2025 at 3:49:27 PM

ZeTropeGuy999 Cyn from Uzi’s tail (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: In bed with a green-skinned space babe
Cyn
#6416: Jun 13th 2025 at 6:58:45 PM

4991.1: 1 year in the gulag for violating 4984.2. Because that mess mutated into a sauce monster.

And also, that’s- Sarcasm
LackingEff0rt The Hostest with the Mostest from Electric Light Orchestra (The New Guy) Relationship Status: Coming soon to theaters
The Hostest with the Mostest
#6417: Jun 16th 2025 at 3:15:56 AM

4992: Bob is no longer allowed to go to the circus after the "Circus Hop" incident. Seriously, Bob. What the hell.

Now what?
Ego-Man25 Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
#6418: Jun 16th 2025 at 3:21:50 AM

4992.1: …Seriously, you got CAUGHT, Bob? If you're going to pull something like the "Circus Hop" Incident off, pull it off PROPERLY.

Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
Negacube Since: Nov, 2018 Relationship Status: Healthy, deeply-felt respect for this here Shotgun
#6419: Jun 16th 2025 at 8:19:30 AM

4993: Bob is not allowed to use titles or honorifics like "Boss", "Chief", "Jefe", or "-sama" to get around using people's preferred pronouns. (Just ask and write them down if you forget, it really isn't that hard.)

Edited by Negacube on Jun 16th 2025 at 11:20:49 AM

mr_c Thing unspeakable from Sotland Since: Jul, 2020 Relationship Status: is commanded to— WANK!
Thing unspeakable
#6420: Jun 17th 2025 at 3:35:29 PM

4994: Bob may not start arguments about the proper use of the word "wherefore." Three people just got killed, Bob!

4995: The fact that we are rapidly approaching five thousand rules is not something to be celebrated!

4995.1: ...That is, the official count of rules is now approaching five thousand. This does not factor in the innumerable footnotes, corrections and clarifications attached to rules, or the various outstanding instances of the numbers being tampered with.

Edited by mr_c on Jun 17th 2025 at 11:35:45 AM

No, you cannot, in fact, panic now.
ZeTropeGuy999 Cyn from Uzi’s tail (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: In bed with a green-skinned space babe
Cyn
#6421: Jun 17th 2025 at 4:03:00 PM

4996: Bob is not allowed to make new running gags.

4997: Bob is not allowed to make new running gag- NO! DO NOT!

And also, that’s- Sarcasm
dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#6422: Jun 18th 2025 at 9:08:32 AM

4997.1: Punishment 42 for trying to establish another time loop.

Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
Gummibear15 A “human” who loves gummi bears (Green Sprout) Relationship Status: Don't hug me; I'm scared
A “human” who loves gummi bears
#6423: Jun 19th 2025 at 6:33:09 PM

4998: Bob is not allowed to Bob himself out of any situations.

Me when stuff (the stuff has consequences)
ZeTropeGuy999 Cyn from Uzi’s tail (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: In bed with a green-skinned space babe
Cyn
#6424: Jun 20th 2025 at 7:42:07 AM

4999: Bob is not allowed to feed interns to the two dimensional entity in the floor.

And also, that’s- Sarcasm
LackingEff0rt The Hostest with the Mostest from Electric Light Orchestra (The New Guy) Relationship Status: Coming soon to theaters

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