4890.1: …Granted a FUNNY felony, I'd be lying if I said I didn't laugh my ass off… but, still a felony all the same.
Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.4891.1: He's not listening, Punishment 42 for him
You messing with the fabric of the Universe? Well then, HERO UP!4892: Bob is to return all of the runes he has stolen to shipping warehouse #3 before we make him return them. Even my patience has limits, Bob. Gromril doesn't grow on trees, you know.
No, you cannot, in fact, panic now.4893: Bob may not use his dandruff as seasoning and call it "special salt". Many were hospitalized that day.
Well if it isn't my favorite human ..!4894: Bob is not allowed to replace all of the cafeteria food with Mystery Food X.
Character in Avatar: Shouki Naifunage, OC. She has killed at least 99 people. I'm a man. NEW ADDITION TO AVATAR: COUNTRY FLAGS4894.1: ...Wait, what do you mean Bob didn't actually do anything for once? What you you MEAN, the cafeteria food's ALWAYS been that bad?
OOC: I know we like to blame Bob for a lot of things (hence the entire point of the game), but come on, someone had to make that punchline!
Edited by Ego-Man25 on Apr 30th 2025 at 6:40:46 AM
Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.4895: Bob is not allowed to rat people out for listening to his old band’s songs when everybody claims to hate it. Does not apply to me. You can be assured I absolutely hate Under My Skin, and that there is no evidence to the contrary.
And also, that’s- Sarcasm4895.1: And don't even get us started on trying to reform said band. Bob can only be made more troublesome by having like-minded individuals to work with.
No, you cannot, in fact, panic now.4896: Bob is not allowed to change subscriptions on his fellow co-workers' platforms. HE CANCELLED MY F*&@ING PEACOCK SUBSCRIPTION!!!!!
Go watch the new Chainsaw Man movie. This is a threat.Bob is not allowed to delete numbers from existence. It is a pain to put that stuff back…
You messing with the fabric of the Universe? Well then, HERO UP!.1: That was me. I knocked them out of reality while I was looking for the missing runes. Bob hid those things in some very creative places. I'll put all the numbers back when I get a minute.
No, you cannot, in fact, panic now.4899.2: Too late, Troper. Too fucking late.
Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.4900: Bob is not allowed to go on TV Tropes. Just in general. If he does, he'll explode.
Go watch the new Chainsaw Man movie. This is a threat.4901.1: …Nor explode emotionally. Literal-Minded is a plague, sure… but just keep that shit bottled up, man.
Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.4902: Bob is not allowed to accuse any Funny Animal co-workers of being furries. Seriously. Leave your co-workers alone.
Edited by LackingEff0rt on May 4th 2025 at 8:52:03 AM
SHE'S DEFROSTING

4888: Bob is not allowed to try and weaponize the X-Parasites.
4889: My therapist sessions are gonna be coming out of his already nigh-nonexistent paycheck for locking me in a damp and frosted cellar in the middle of the Rockies for over a month.
Edited by ResoluteLeash277 on Apr 27th 2025 at 12:26:23 PM
Take it easy...