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ResoluteLeash277 Ancient Aromancer from The Sanctum Most Dark (Troper Youngling) Relationship Status: Mu
Ancient Aromancer
#6276: Apr 27th 2025 at 9:20:45 AM

4888: Bob is not allowed to try and weaponize the X-Parasites.

4889: My therapist sessions are gonna be coming out of his already nigh-nonexistent paycheck for locking me in a damp and frosted cellar in the middle of the Rockies for over a month.

Edited by ResoluteLeash277 on Apr 27th 2025 at 12:26:23 PM

Take it easy...
dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#6277: Apr 27th 2025 at 10:39:38 AM

4890: X-Lax brownies aren't a prank, they're a felony.

Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
Ego-Man25 Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
#6278: Apr 27th 2025 at 10:45:13 AM

4890.1: …Granted a FUNNY felony, I'd be lying if I said I didn't laugh my ass off… but, still a felony all the same.

Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
RandomFanOfStuff Still trying to fix the Wi-Fi from somewhere I probably shouldn't be rn Since: Nov, 2017
Still trying to fix the Wi-Fi
#6279: Apr 27th 2025 at 2:06:27 PM

4891. Bob is forbidden from using any methods (physical, mystical, technological, digital, mental or otherwise) to induce deja vu in anyone. (Including Bob himself)

Welp, add that to the list of Terrible Ideas That I Knew Were Terrible Ideas But Did Anyway...
Freakazoid2325 The Hero of the Infinite Universe from Somewhere between Twilight Zone and Mario World (Private) Relationship Status: A heart full of love
The Hero of the Infinite Universe
#6280: Apr 29th 2025 at 4:45:32 PM

4891.1: He's not listening, Punishment 42 for him

You messing with the fabric of the Universe? Well then, HERO UP!
mr_c Thing unspeakable from Sotland Since: Jul, 2020 Relationship Status: is commanded to— WANK!
Thing unspeakable
#6281: Apr 29th 2025 at 9:09:17 PM

4892: Bob is to return all of the runes he has stolen to shipping warehouse #3 before we make him return them. Even my patience has limits, Bob. Gromril doesn't grow on trees, you know.

No, you cannot, in fact, panic now.
alateli " oh , uh .. 'blanket'." from Living Room (Apprentice) Relationship Status: Brewing the love potion
" oh , uh .. 'blanket'."
#6282: Apr 30th 2025 at 5:33:46 AM

4893: Bob may not use his dandruff as seasoning and call it "special salt". Many were hospitalized that day.

Well if it isn't my favorite human ..!
FireArrowEightSeventy The murderer. 🗾🇯🇵 from John Gutter Since: Apr, 2024 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
The murderer. 🗾🇯🇵
#6283: Apr 30th 2025 at 6:00:58 AM

4894: Bob is not allowed to replace all of the cafeteria food with Mystery Food X.

Character in Avatar: Shouki Naifunage, OC. She has killed at least 99 people. I'm a man. NEW ADDITION TO AVATAR: COUNTRY FLAGS
Ego-Man25 Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
#6284: Apr 30th 2025 at 6:39:51 AM

4894.1: ...Wait, what do you mean Bob didn't actually do anything for once? What you you MEAN, the cafeteria food's ALWAYS been that bad?

OOC: I know we like to blame Bob for a lot of things (hence the entire point of the game), but come on, someone had to make that punchline!

Edited by Ego-Man25 on Apr 30th 2025 at 6:40:46 AM

Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#6285: Apr 30th 2025 at 12:39:55 PM

4894.2: Bob's Familliars aren't allowed to cook any more. Wondered where they got off to...

4894.2.1: WHERE. Not WHAT. Stop giggling.

Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
chino514 (Apprentice)
Ego-Man25 Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
#6287: Apr 30th 2025 at 1:03:51 PM

4894.2.3: And forget about TO WHOMST.

Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
ZeTropeGuy999 Cyn from Uzi’s tail (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: In bed with a green-skinned space babe
Cyn
#6288: Apr 30th 2025 at 5:18:06 PM

4895: Bob is not allowed to rat people out for listening to his old band’s songs when everybody claims to hate it. Does not apply to me. You can be assured I absolutely hate Under My Skin, and that there is no evidence to the contrary.

And also, that’s- Sarcasm
mr_c Thing unspeakable from Sotland Since: Jul, 2020 Relationship Status: is commanded to— WANK!
Thing unspeakable
#6289: May 2nd 2025 at 7:56:45 PM

4895.1: And don't even get us started on trying to reform said band. Bob can only be made more troublesome by having like-minded individuals to work with.

No, you cannot, in fact, panic now.
BBGunman CHAINSAW! from yes Since: Aug, 2024 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
CHAINSAW!
#6290: May 2nd 2025 at 8:02:30 PM

4896: Bob is not allowed to change subscriptions on his fellow co-workers' platforms. HE CANCELLED MY F*&@ING PEACOCK SUBSCRIPTION!!!!!

Go watch the new Chainsaw Man movie. This is a threat.
dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#6291: May 3rd 2025 at 9:07:29 AM

4897: Bob may not run with scissors. Because of course we have to tell him not to...

Edited by dvorak on May 3rd 2025 at 9:41:38 AM

Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
chino514 (Apprentice)
#6292: May 3rd 2025 at 1:17:38 PM

4986.1: Reminder for EVERYONE who owns a streaming service subscription, if you can enable Two-Factor Authentication, it would best be advised to do it.

ZeTropeGuy999 Cyn from Uzi’s tail (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: In bed with a green-skinned space babe
Cyn
#6293: May 3rd 2025 at 4:11:16 PM

4898: Bob, I swear, you will explode if you mess with the numbers again.

And also, that’s- Sarcasm
Freakazoid2325 The Hero of the Infinite Universe from Somewhere between Twilight Zone and Mario World (Private) Relationship Status: A heart full of love
The Hero of the Infinite Universe
#6294: May 3rd 2025 at 9:46:14 PM

Bob is not allowed to delete numbers from existence. It is a pain to put that stuff back…

You messing with the fabric of the Universe? Well then, HERO UP!
mr_c Thing unspeakable from Sotland Since: Jul, 2020 Relationship Status: is commanded to— WANK!
Thing unspeakable
#6295: May 4th 2025 at 4:33:05 AM

.1: That was me. I knocked them out of reality while I was looking for the missing runes. Bob hid those things in some very creative places. I'll put all the numbers back when I get a minute.

No, you cannot, in fact, panic now.
Ego-Man25 Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
#6296: May 4th 2025 at 4:34:29 AM

4899.2: Too late, Troper. Too fucking late.

Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
BBGunman CHAINSAW! from yes Since: Aug, 2024 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
CHAINSAW!
#6297: May 4th 2025 at 7:21:41 AM

4900: Bob is not allowed to go on TV Tropes. Just in general. If he does, he'll explode.

Go watch the new Chainsaw Man movie. This is a threat.
dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#6298: May 4th 2025 at 1:30:01 PM

4901: Bob may not explode.

Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
Ego-Man25 Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
#6299: May 4th 2025 at 1:49:54 PM

4901.1: …Nor explode emotionally. Literal-Minded is a plague, sure… but just keep that shit bottled up, man.

Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
LackingEff0rt The Hostest with the Mostest from Electric Light Orchestra (The New Guy) Relationship Status: Coming soon to theaters
The Hostest with the Mostest
#6300: May 4th 2025 at 1:51:27 PM

4902: Bob is not allowed to accuse any Funny Animal co-workers of being furries. Seriously. Leave your co-workers alone.

Edited by LackingEff0rt on May 4th 2025 at 8:52:03 AM

SHE'S DEFROSTING

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