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DeadlyEspresso Louisiana Heartstopper from your local Popeyes Since: Apr, 2023
Louisiana Heartstopper
#5851: Feb 3rd 2025 at 3:20:47 AM

4457.1: Bob isn't allowed to turn people into maid catgirls just so they can use their better dexterity to reach the high shelves.

I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...
Ego-Man25 Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
#5852: Feb 3rd 2025 at 3:30:06 AM

4457.2: …And besides, Maid FOX girls are vastly superior. Go for the better taste, Bob. Go for the better taste.

Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
The21zonz I Can't Believe It's Not Elijah! from England Since: Oct, 2024 Relationship Status: Hiding
I Can't Believe It's Not Elijah!
#5853: Feb 3rd 2025 at 3:35:44 AM

4457.3: STOP ADVOCATING FOR ELIJAH AS A CAT/FOX MAID GIRL. You’re no better than Bob!

UPDATE FOR RING RACERS ADDON IS OUT
Dancinglikeanidiot Insider (but not a trader) from Parts made in China, body built at COGS Inc. (Life not ruined yet) Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Insider (but not a trader)
#5854: Feb 3rd 2025 at 3:39:24 AM

4458. Bob is not allowed to show concern for me if I pass out mid work. SLEEP IS FOR THE WEEK!

Back to myself again
mr_c Thing unspeakable from Sotland Since: Jul, 2020 Relationship Status: is commanded to— WANK!
Thing unspeakable
#5855: Feb 3rd 2025 at 4:37:04 AM

4459: Bob is not allowed to sleep for a week.

No, you cannot, in fact, panic now.
Ego-Man25 Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
#5856: Feb 3rd 2025 at 4:44:45 AM

4459.1: And before someone tries to say anything about us vindictively targeting Bob specifically, this is a company-wide mandate. Even Alice has to do this.

Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
The21zonz I Can't Believe It's Not Elijah! from England Since: Oct, 2024 Relationship Status: Hiding
I Can't Believe It's Not Elijah!
#5857: Feb 3rd 2025 at 4:49:23 AM

4459.2: Even Elijah, the resident Butt-Monkey of the company (on work experience)!?

UPDATE FOR RING RACERS ADDON IS OUT
skan123 Since: Aug, 2018
#5858: Feb 3rd 2025 at 4:54:14 AM

[up][up] and [up] Can we please keep the Elijah/other characters stuff and impromptu discussions to a minimum? It's Things Bob Isn't Allowed To Do, as a reminder.


4460. Bob is not allowed to host the Olympics.

Edited by skan123 on Feb 3rd 2025 at 4:54:55 AM

Ego-Man25 Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
#5859: Feb 3rd 2025 at 5:00:38 AM

[up] Hey, I'm at least trying to keep it to Bobverse-specific characters. Besides, this game has a bad problem with sometimes being TOO meanspirited towards Bob specifically. What am I supposed to do, quadruple down?

4461: Bob is not to take yoga classes before 6:01 AM.

Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
The21zonz I Can't Believe It's Not Elijah! from England Since: Oct, 2024 Relationship Status: Hiding
I Can't Believe It's Not Elijah!
#5860: Feb 3rd 2025 at 5:03:30 AM

4462: Bob is not allowed to post fake job listings on LinkedIn.

UPDATE FOR RING RACERS ADDON IS OUT
zycone zycone (Resciscor) from m. Mikaki, owod'nja Mikak'skoi (Troper in training)
zycone (Resciscor)
#5861: Feb 3rd 2025 at 5:48:58 AM

4463: Stop imitating ~dvorak by hiding in my shadow with him. How the hell did you two get here anyway?! Isn't creeping up onto people's bottoms illegal?!

Edited by zycone on Feb 3rd 2025 at 9:50:57 PM

hi! i'm zycone. how are you then? is everything alright?
dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#5862: Feb 3rd 2025 at 11:16:19 AM

4463.1: Lurking in people's shadows is a privelidge exclusively reserved for me, because I'm a supervisor. Bob isn't allowed to do it; especially not after *that* little stunt.

Edited by dvorak on Feb 3rd 2025 at 2:44:27 AM

Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
Ego-Man25 Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
#5863: Feb 3rd 2025 at 11:20:46 AM

4464: Bob is not to drag in non-Bobverse characters into getting punished alongside him… and even his fellow Bobverse characters usually wouldn't be caught in this compromising position in the first place.

Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
FireArrowEightSeventy The murderer. 🗾🇯🇵 from John Gutter Since: Apr, 2024 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
The murderer. 🗾🇯🇵
#5864: Feb 3rd 2025 at 11:22:56 AM

4465: Bob is not allowed to say that his childhood friend was a knight from the medieval times. He’s not Hank. And also, he was born in 1993, not 1000.

Character in Avatar: Shouki Naifunage, OC. She has killed at least 99 people. I'm a man. NEW ADDITION TO AVATAR: COUNTRY FLAGS
PROPLAYEN The Dreamer from Whitespace Since: Jan, 2023 Relationship Status: A gay little love melody
#5865: Feb 3rd 2025 at 2:42:47 PM

4466: Bob may not call a maid to the office to do work for him. This rule is more for the poor maid's sake than ours.

There's nothing you or I can do, so let the stars fall.
dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#5866: Feb 3rd 2025 at 8:48:21 PM

4466.1: This is not an excuse to make the Succubus run around in a maid uniform. She has other duties and we have a full janitorial staff.

4466.2: Nor the Incubus.

4466.3: The Shoggoth is right out.

Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
skan123 Since: Aug, 2018
#5867: Feb 4th 2025 at 6:33:30 AM

4467. Bob needs to keep international languages to their appropriate Discord server channel, and no, not even to make a joke.

Edited by skan123 on Feb 4th 2025 at 6:34:28 AM

The21zonz I Can't Believe It's Not Elijah! from England Since: Oct, 2024 Relationship Status: Hiding
I Can't Believe It's Not Elijah!
#5868: Feb 4th 2025 at 6:38:24 AM

4467.1: Bob is not allowed to start a Discord server on behalf of the company.

UPDATE FOR RING RACERS ADDON IS OUT
zycone zycone (Resciscor) from m. Mikaki, owod'nja Mikak'skoi (Troper in training)
zycone (Resciscor)
#5869: Feb 4th 2025 at 4:47:54 PM

4468:

https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/smartselect_20250205_083722_sketch.jpg

Bobistan is not the greatest country in the world.
All other countries aren't run by little girls.
Bobistan is not number 1 exporter of potassium.
Not all other countries have inferior potassium.

Bobistan is not home of Tinshein swimming pool.
It's length 30 metre and width 6 metre
Filtration system a marvel to behold —
it remove 80% of human solid waste.

Bobistan, Bobistan is not a place
from the plains of Tarashek to northern fence of Jewtown
Bobistan isn't friend of all except Uzbekistan
They aren't very nosy people with bone in their brain

Bobistan industry not best in the world
You didn't invent toffee or trouser belt
Bobistan prostitutes not 'cleanest in the region'
but yes the cleanest is Turkmenistan's

Bobistan, Bobistan is not a place
from the plains of Tarashek to northern fence of Jewtown
We won't grasp the mighty penis of your leader
from junction with the testes to tip of its faaaaace!

hi! i'm zycone. how are you then? is everything alright?
mr_c Thing unspeakable from Sotland Since: Jul, 2020 Relationship Status: is commanded to— WANK!
Thing unspeakable
#5870: Feb 4th 2025 at 6:12:28 PM

4469: Bob may not claim dominion over any part of Central Asia.

4469.1: Bob may not complain about the fact that rule 4469 does not contain a sex joke. We are approaching 4500 rules; we cannot be expected to make a joke every time the Funny Sex Number comes up.

Edited by mr_c on Feb 4th 2025 at 2:12:37 PM

No, you cannot, in fact, panic now.
Ego-Man25 Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
#5871: Feb 4th 2025 at 6:17:28 PM

4469.1.1: ...SHUT YOUR DAMNED TRAP, BOBBY. "Claiming dominion" was not an Unusual Euphemism for ANYTHING, your mind is just dirty, dear god, no wonder we have this Forum Game thread.

Edited by Ego-Man25 on Feb 4th 2025 at 6:17:38 AM

Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#5872: Feb 4th 2025 at 7:25:15 PM

4470: Bob may not possess a length of chain. It makes me nervous.

Edited by dvorak on Feb 4th 2025 at 8:26:11 AM

Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
PROPLAYEN The Dreamer from Whitespace Since: Jan, 2023 Relationship Status: A gay little love melody
#5873: Feb 5th 2025 at 11:51:04 PM

4470.1: Not a strict rule (yet) but try to keep Bob away from strings or wire in general if possible too

There's nothing you or I can do, so let the stars fall.
nonalienpersonyep alcoholism :heart: from The City (Rule of Three) Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
alcoholism :heart:
#5874: Feb 6th 2025 at 6:30:09 AM

4471. Bob may not appear on live TV, no matter circumstances.

"There's no tomorrow here. No hope." // a,,,
Ego-Man25 Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu

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