4457.2: …And besides, Maid FOX girls are vastly superior. Go for the better taste, Bob. Go for the better taste.
Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.4457.3: STOP ADVOCATING FOR ELIJAH AS A CAT/FOX MAID GIRL. You’re no better than Bob!
UPDATE FOR RING RACERS ADDON IS OUT4459.2: Even Elijah, the resident Butt-Monkey of the company (on work experience)!?
UPDATE FOR RING RACERS ADDON IS OUT
Hey, I'm at least trying to keep it to Bobverse-specific characters. Besides, this game has a bad problem with sometimes being TOO meanspirited towards Bob specifically. What am I supposed to do, quadruple down?
4461: Bob is not to take yoga classes before 6:01 AM.
4463: Stop imitating ~dvorak by hiding in my shadow with him. How the hell did you two get here anyway?! Isn't creeping up onto people's bottoms illegal?!
Edited by zycone on Feb 3rd 2025 at 9:50:57 PM
hi! i'm zycone. how are you then? is everything alright?4464: Bob is not to drag in non-Bobverse characters into getting punished alongside him… and even his fellow Bobverse characters usually wouldn't be caught in this compromising position in the first place.
Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.4466: Bob may not call a maid to the office to do work for him. This rule is more for the poor maid's sake than ours.
There's nothing you or I can do, so let the stars fall.4467.1: Bob is not allowed to start a Discord server on behalf of the company.
UPDATE FOR RING RACERS ADDON IS OUT4468:

4469: Bob may not claim dominion over any part of Central Asia.
4469.1: Bob may not complain about the fact that rule 4469 does not contain a sex joke. We are approaching 4500 rules; we cannot be expected to make a joke every time the Funny Sex Number comes up.
Edited by mr_c on Feb 4th 2025 at 2:12:37 PM
No, you cannot, in fact, panic now.4469.1.1: ...SHUT YOUR DAMNED TRAP, BOBBY. "Claiming dominion" was not an Unusual Euphemism for ANYTHING, your mind is just dirty, dear god, no wonder we have this Forum Game thread.
Edited by Ego-Man25 on Feb 4th 2025 at 6:17:38 AM
Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.4470.1: Not a strict rule (yet) but try to keep Bob away from strings or wire in general if possible too
There's nothing you or I can do, so let the stars fall.4472: Bob may not threaten to do unto Gerald, what God did unto the Sodomites.
Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.

4457.1: Bob isn't allowed to turn people into maid catgirls just so they can use their better dexterity to reach the high shelves.
I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...