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dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#5826: Jan 24th 2025 at 5:37:01 AM

4436: Bob may not rig cranes. He's really bad at it. Who let him into the loading dock, anyways?

Edited by dvorak on Jan 24th 2025 at 6:38:36 AM

Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
Ego-Man25 Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
#5827: Jan 24th 2025 at 5:38:39 AM

4437: Bob is not allowed to weld at the shop for longer than 46 minutes. (The only reason we're not banning Bob from welding at all? We… kinda still need him, all things concerned.)

Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
The21zonz I Can't Believe It's Not Elijah! from England Since: Oct, 2024 Relationship Status: Hiding
I Can't Believe It's Not Elijah!
#5828: Jan 24th 2025 at 5:43:17 AM

4438: Bob is not allowed to demolish the workplace.

We don’t want a repeat of the 2021 incident.

UPDATE FOR RING RACERS ADDON IS OUT
skan123 Since: Aug, 2018
#5829: Jan 24th 2025 at 7:34:16 AM

4439. Bob's hernia will not excuse him from hurting people.

DeadlyEspresso Louisiana Heartstopper from your local Popeyes Since: Apr, 2023
Louisiana Heartstopper
#5830: Jan 24th 2025 at 8:10:47 AM

4440: Bob is not allowed to create works with Intentionally Awkward Titles.

I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...
Ego-Man25 Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
#5831: Jan 25th 2025 at 9:07:00 AM

4440.1: Upon reflection, we've come to relent with one exception, one proviso: if literally no one ELSE makes the work page either, then and ONLY then is Bob allowed this exception.

[down] I acknowledge the joke is that Bob absolutely is not to be trusted with things, but... just gonna be honest, sandwich posting is kinda frowned upon.

Edited by Ego-Man25 on Jan 25th 2025 at 12:31:19 PM

Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
DeadlyEspresso Louisiana Heartstopper from your local Popeyes Since: Apr, 2023
Louisiana Heartstopper
#5832: Jan 25th 2025 at 9:21:38 AM

4441: Bob is not allowed. No, just... no.

I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...
skan123 Since: Aug, 2018
#5833: Jan 25th 2025 at 11:38:13 AM

4442. Bob is to repay the mafia exactly what he owns in gambling debts— $48.

Edited by skan123 on Jan 25th 2025 at 12:35:43 PM

Ego-Man25 Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
#5834: Jan 25th 2025 at 12:33:19 PM

[up] Alright, so I adjusted my tact there. The harshness was uncalled for, and I edited. That being said, let's get back to the game.

4443: Bob isn't allowed to skip out on drinking water. Water is good for him, good for the soul.

Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#5835: Jan 28th 2025 at 6:53:14 PM

4444: Bob is to stop hiding. Just because there's four 4's in this rule doesn't mean he's "fucken gonna die." It's been three days you coward.

Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
ZeTropeGuy999 Cyn from Uzi’s tail (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: In bed with a green-skinned space babe
Cyn
#5836: Feb 1st 2025 at 4:45:39 AM

4445: Bob is not allowed to set a tariff on the office coffee machine output. It's complimentary.

And also, that’s- Sarcasm
DeadlyEspresso Louisiana Heartstopper from your local Popeyes Since: Apr, 2023
Louisiana Heartstopper
#5837: Feb 1st 2025 at 3:42:46 PM

4446: Bob is not allowed to come within 100 feet of any Disassembly Drones.

I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...
Ego-Man25 Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
#5838: Feb 1st 2025 at 3:45:46 PM

4447: Bob is not to try fixing the coffee machine in the breakroom… because several other similarly clueless employees already TRIED that. Really, this is more just proper company protocol.

Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
The21zonz I Can't Believe It's Not Elijah! from England Since: Oct, 2024 Relationship Status: Hiding
I Can't Believe It's Not Elijah!
#5839: Feb 1st 2025 at 3:48:03 PM

4448: Bob isn’t allowed to impersonate my looks, voice, or personality.

That time he tried to frame me for murder by killing Janet from HR (whilst looking, sounding and acting exactly like me) was a time I’ll never forget.

Edited by The21zonz on Feb 1st 2025 at 11:57:41 AM

UPDATE FOR RING RACERS ADDON IS OUT
ZeTropeGuy999 Cyn from Uzi’s tail (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: In bed with a green-skinned space babe
Cyn
#5840: Feb 1st 2025 at 3:52:38 PM

4446.1: The office Disassembly Drone (she has elected to call herself G) is still traumatised from your attempted makeover of her.

4449: Bob is not allowed to go ridin' dirty.

And also, that’s- Sarcasm
The21zonz I Can't Believe It's Not Elijah! from England Since: Oct, 2024 Relationship Status: Hiding
I Can't Believe It's Not Elijah!
#5841: Feb 1st 2025 at 3:58:11 PM

4446.2: G is not allowed to exist in the same room as me this was NOT put on my contract

UPDATE FOR RING RACERS ADDON IS OUT
Dancinglikeanidiot Insider (but not a trader) from Parts made in China, body built at COGS Inc. (Life not ruined yet) Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Insider (but not a trader)
#5842: Feb 1st 2025 at 6:28:42 PM

4447. Bob is to stop trying to help G hook up with me, just because you turned me into a robot doesn’t mean I’m attracted to other robots now. Plus she just isn’t my type.

Back to myself again
FireArrowEightSeventy The murderer. 🗾🇯🇵 from John Gutter Since: Apr, 2024 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
The murderer. 🗾🇯🇵
#5843: Feb 1st 2025 at 6:29:55 PM

4448: Bob is not allowed to invent a new TV Tropes color. We already have red, cinnamon, gold, green, forest green, blue, purple, pink, white, and gray. We don't need any more.

Character in Avatar: Shouki Naifunage, OC. She has killed at least 99 people. I'm a man. NEW ADDITION TO AVATAR: COUNTRY FLAGS
ZeTropeGuy999 Cyn from Uzi’s tail (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: In bed with a green-skinned space babe
Cyn
#5844: Feb 1st 2025 at 11:03:06 PM

we were at 4449 with my last post

4452: Bob is not allowed to bribe G to fudge the numbers.

Edited by ZeTropeGuy999 on Feb 1st 2025 at 7:03:15 PM

And also, that’s- Sarcasm
zycone zycone (Resciscor) from m. Mikaki, owod'nja Mikak'skoi (Troper in training)
zycone (Resciscor)
#5845: Feb 2nd 2025 at 1:06:59 AM

4453: Bob is not allowed to fly a plane to the Bermuda Triangle.

hi! i'm zycone. how are you then? is everything alright?
skan123 Since: Aug, 2018
#5846: Feb 2nd 2025 at 10:09:11 AM

[up][up][up][up][up] Don't sandwich-post.


4454. Bob will not plead insanity towards any crime he committed.

Edited by skan123 on Feb 2nd 2025 at 10:09:37 AM

Ego-Man25 Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
#5847: Feb 2nd 2025 at 10:28:58 AM

4454.1: ...Ignore the fact that Bob genuinely is somewhat insane. He has moments of lucidity.

Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#5848: Feb 2nd 2025 at 6:27:26 PM

4455: The rotting cow skull and the "EET MOAR CHIKKIN!" banner in my private bathroom was very much NOT appreciated.

Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
zycone zycone (Resciscor) from m. Mikaki, owod'nja Mikak'skoi (Troper in training)
zycone (Resciscor)
#5849: Feb 2nd 2025 at 10:08:46 PM

4456: Bob is not allowed to sell anyone.

hi! i'm zycone. how are you then? is everything alright?
The21zonz I Can't Believe It's Not Elijah! from England Since: Oct, 2024 Relationship Status: Hiding
I Can't Believe It's Not Elijah!
#5850: Feb 2nd 2025 at 11:43:21 PM

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