4437: Bob is not allowed to weld at the shop for longer than 46 minutes. (The only reason we're not banning Bob from welding at all? We… kinda still need him, all things concerned.)
Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.4438: Bob is not allowed to demolish the workplace.
We don’t want a repeat of the 2021 incident.
UPDATE FOR RING RACERS ADDON IS OUT4440: Bob is not allowed to create works with Intentionally Awkward Titles.
I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...4440.1: Upon reflection, we've come to relent with one exception, one proviso: if literally no one ELSE makes the work page either, then and ONLY then is Bob allowed this exception.
I acknowledge the joke is that Bob absolutely is not to be trusted with things, but... just gonna be honest, sandwich posting is kinda frowned upon.
Edited by Ego-Man25 on Jan 25th 2025 at 12:31:19 PM
Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.4442. Bob is to repay the mafia exactly what he owns in gambling debts— $48.
Edited by skan123 on Jan 25th 2025 at 12:35:43 PM
Alright, so I adjusted my tact there. The harshness was uncalled for, and I edited. That being said, let's get back to the game.
4443: Bob isn't allowed to skip out on drinking water. Water is good for him, good for the soul.
4444: Bob is to stop hiding. Just because there's four 4's in this rule doesn't mean he's "fucken gonna die." It's been three days you coward.
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!4446: Bob is not allowed to come within 100 feet of any Disassembly Drones.
I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...4447: Bob is not to try fixing the coffee machine in the breakroom… because several other similarly clueless employees already TRIED that. Really, this is more just proper company protocol.
Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.4448: Bob isn’t allowed to impersonate my looks, voice, or personality.
Edited by The21zonz on Feb 1st 2025 at 11:57:41 AM
UPDATE FOR RING RACERS ADDON IS OUT4446.1: The office Disassembly Drone (she has elected to call herself G) is still traumatised from your attempted makeover of her.
4449: Bob is not allowed to go ridin' dirty.
And also, that’s- Sarcasm4446.2: G is not allowed to exist in the same room as me this was NOT put on my contract
UPDATE FOR RING RACERS ADDON IS OUT4448: Bob is not allowed to invent a new TV Tropes color. We already have red, cinnamon, gold, green, forest green, blue, purple, pink, white, and gray. We don't need any more.
Character in Avatar: Shouki Naifunage, OC. She has killed at least 99 people. I'm a man. NEW ADDITION TO AVATAR: COUNTRY FLAGS4454.1: ...Ignore the fact that Bob genuinely is somewhat insane. He has moments of lucidity.
Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.4457: Elijah’s not the maid for 14F, and he never will be. Stop trying to get him to dress up like one, Bob.
UPDATE FOR RING RACERS ADDON IS OUT

4436: Bob may not rig cranes. He's really bad at it. Who let him into the loading dock, anyways?
Edited by dvorak on Jan 24th 2025 at 6:38:36 AM
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!