4394: Bob is sentenced to five lashes, two weeks in the gulag, and fined his entire paycheque for getting us to bicker over the rules instead of getting down to the very important business of defeating the Huns forbidding him from doing bizarre shit on company time.
4394.1: Filling my street shoes with strawberry jam while everyone was distracted was very much NOT appreciated.
Edited by dvorak on Jan 10th 2025 at 6:46:21 AM
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!4395: Bob is not allowed to enter the state of British Columbia.
I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...4397. Bob is not allowed to edit the pages for any works owned by Universal until he picks up all the trash.
Your melody still remains in this room and it rings4398: Bob isn't allowed to dance to a polka. Not when we need him at the accordion too much.
Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.4400.2 Bob is not allowed to turn the campfire into a luau. Remember that he is the reason Beetlejuice never went Hawaiian.
You’re Gonna Carry That Weight.4402: Bob is not allowed to mention Harriet and/or Isaac. Those two are damnatio memoriae at Trope Co. for a very, very good reason.
Edited by ZeTropeGuy999 on Jan 10th 2025 at 7:47:09 PM
And also, that’s- Sarcasm4405: Bob is not allowed to date my lucky hafnium cube. It’s taken, obviously.
And also, that’s- Sarcasm4406: Bob, don't ask questions you aren't prepared to handle the answers to!
Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.4409: Bob is not allowed to put my head on upside down. This whole situation has really turned my life upside down face.
And also, that’s- Sarcasm4410: Bob may not sing any of the Genesis songs that had Peter Gabriel as the vocalist, only the Phil Collins songs… which granted, means Bob's free to sing Land Of Confusion, but in theory this should be VERY limiting for his options on karaoke night!
Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.4412: No, Bob, the "C" in my name does not stand for "Cthulhu."
4412.1: And you can't have tea with me. I don't even like tea.
4412.1.1: And stop— Actually, no, I'm not making another chicken wings joke.
4413: Bob may not tell anyone about Homestuck.
4414: Bob may not violate the indentation rules.
No, you cannot, in fact, panic now.

4393: After this, Bob may not vent their frustrations about the rules through more rules
There's nothing you or I can do, so let the stars fall.