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PROPLAYEN The Dreamer from Whitespace Since: Jan, 2023 Relationship Status: A gay little love melody
#5776: Jan 9th 2025 at 12:19:59 AM

4393: After this, Bob may not vent their frustrations about the rules through more rules

There's nothing you or I can do, so let the stars fall.
dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#5777: Jan 10th 2025 at 5:31:42 AM

4394: Bob is sentenced to five lashes, two weeks in the gulag, and fined his entire paycheque for getting us to bicker over the rules instead of getting down to the very important business of defeating the Huns forbidding him from doing bizarre shit on company time.

4394.1: Filling my street shoes with strawberry jam while everyone was distracted was very much NOT appreciated.

Edited by dvorak on Jan 10th 2025 at 6:46:21 AM

Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
DeadlyEspresso Louisiana Heartstopper from your local Popeyes Since: Apr, 2023
Louisiana Heartstopper
#5778: Jan 10th 2025 at 5:50:50 AM

4395: Bob is not allowed to enter the state of British Columbia.

I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...
BlaseSonOfAGun1988 Since: Jul, 2023 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
#5779: Jan 10th 2025 at 5:51:42 AM

4395.1: Or the New York area.

[down]I'm not just upset I was called out, I'm upset because I was singled out.

Edited by BlaseSonOfAGun1988 on Jan 10th 2025 at 5:57:18 AM

skan123 Since: Aug, 2018
#5780: Jan 10th 2025 at 5:55:22 AM

So you found it fit to import drama into another forum because you were upset you were called out in one?


4396. Bob, pickles aren't digging tools.

JankyKong He's finally back to kick some... wait from a Secret Base on the Moon Since: May, 2021 Relationship Status: TV Tropes ruined my love life
He's finally back to kick some... wait
#5781: Jan 10th 2025 at 6:05:56 AM

4397. Bob is not allowed to edit the pages for any works owned by Universal until he picks up all the trash.

Your melody still remains in this room and it rings
Ego-Man25 Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
#5782: Jan 10th 2025 at 6:47:43 AM

4398: Bob isn't allowed to dance to a polka. Not when we need him at the accordion too much.

Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
Heehee47 Princess of Moonbrooke from The guy standing right in front of you. Since: Mar, 2022 Relationship Status: Chocolate!
Princess of Moonbrooke
#5783: Jan 10th 2025 at 9:24:24 AM

4399: Bob can't dance waltzes either.

Wherefore comest thou here?
skan123 Since: Aug, 2018
#5784: Jan 10th 2025 at 9:27:55 AM

4400. Bob will not start a campfire in the office.

dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#5785: Jan 10th 2025 at 11:27:07 AM

4400.1: Not without providing hotdogs, marshmallows, and other toastable foods for the office. Lord knows we need a team bonding excersize around here...

Edited by dvorak on Jan 10th 2025 at 12:47:36 PM

Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
BigBadShadow25 With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg. from Basement at the Alamo (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Desperate
With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg.
#5786: Jan 10th 2025 at 11:29:21 AM

4400.2 Bob is not allowed to turn the campfire into a luau. Remember that he is the reason Beetlejuice never went Hawaiian.

You’re Gonna Carry That Weight.
BlaseSonOfAGun1988 Since: Jul, 2023 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
#5787: Jan 10th 2025 at 11:31:34 AM

4400.3: Also, Bob shouldn't invite Claire. Nor Goofus. Nor Gerald. Nor especially Garfunkle.

BigBadShadow25 With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg. from Basement at the Alamo (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Desperate
With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg.
#5788: Jan 10th 2025 at 11:33:44 AM

4401 Bob may not start a conversation like that, I just sat down.

You’re Gonna Carry That Weight.
ZeTropeGuy999 Cyn from Uzi’s tail (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: In bed with a green-skinned space babe
Cyn
#5789: Jan 10th 2025 at 11:46:21 AM

4402: Bob is not allowed to mention Harriet and/or Isaac. Those two are damnatio memoriae at Trope Co. for a very, very good reason.

Edited by ZeTropeGuy999 on Jan 10th 2025 at 7:47:09 PM

And also, that’s- Sarcasm
Dancinglikeanidiot Insider (but not a trader) from Parts made in China, body built at COGS Inc. (Life not ruined yet) Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Insider (but not a trader)
#5790: Jan 10th 2025 at 12:46:46 PM

4403. No Bob you can’t live in my house. And you also can’t watch me at 3 AM while I’m charging.

Back to myself again
skan123 Since: Aug, 2018
#5791: Jan 10th 2025 at 1:58:41 PM

4404. No, Bob, you will not lend necatr to anyone.

ZeTropeGuy999 Cyn from Uzi’s tail (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: In bed with a green-skinned space babe
Cyn
#5792: Jan 11th 2025 at 5:07:09 AM

4405: Bob is not allowed to date my lucky hafnium cube. It’s taken, obviously.

And also, that’s- Sarcasm
Ego-Man25 Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
BlaseSonOfAGun1988 Since: Jul, 2023 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
#5794: Jan 11th 2025 at 5:56:26 AM

4407: Bob is, yet again, not allowed to date anyone, but platonic relationships are fine. He personally requested this rule, and so I must oblige him.

skan123 Since: Aug, 2018
#5795: Jan 15th 2025 at 6:57:45 AM

4408. Bob is not the "king of rats". Get them out of the office. NOW.

dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#5796: Jan 15th 2025 at 1:23:58 PM

4408.1: You'll get Captain Cheesecurd from me when you pry his cage from my cold, dead hands.

Edited by dvorak on Jan 15th 2025 at 2:25:05 AM

Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
ZeTropeGuy999 Cyn from Uzi’s tail (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: In bed with a green-skinned space babe
Cyn
#5797: Jan 15th 2025 at 4:30:56 PM

4409: Bob is not allowed to put my head on upside down. This whole situation has really turned my life upside down face.

And also, that’s- Sarcasm
Ego-Man25 Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
#5798: Jan 15th 2025 at 5:04:13 PM

4410: Bob may not sing any of the Genesis songs that had Peter Gabriel as the vocalist, only the Phil Collins songs… which granted, means Bob's free to sing Land Of Confusion, but in theory this should be VERY limiting for his options on karaoke night!

Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
DeadlyEspresso Louisiana Heartstopper from your local Popeyes Since: Apr, 2023
Louisiana Heartstopper
#5799: Jan 15th 2025 at 5:22:53 PM

4411: Bob is not allowed to make memes.

I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...
mr_c Thing unspeakable from Sotland Since: Jul, 2020 Relationship Status: is commanded to— WANK!
Thing unspeakable
#5800: Jan 15th 2025 at 5:36:29 PM

4412: No, Bob, the "C" in my name does not stand for "Cthulhu."

4412.1: And you can't have tea with me. I don't even like tea.

4412.1.1: And stop— Actually, no, I'm not making another chicken wings joke.

4413: Bob may not tell anyone about Homestuck.

4414: Bob may not violate the indentation rules.

No, you cannot, in fact, panic now.

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