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dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#4151: Jan 2nd 2024 at 5:54:50 PM

3322.2: Bob is not to sell drugs to his flesh-and-blood coworkers either.

3322.3: What the Succubus "puts two spoonfuls of in her coffee" had me seeing purple dragons. Whatever it is, it's NOT "just table sugar."

Edited by dvorak on Jan 2nd 2024 at 6:59:34 AM

Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
clemont107 Taunie from Lumiose City, Kalos (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Taunie
#4152: Jan 2nd 2024 at 5:59:46 PM

3323. Bob may not invent nonexistent numbers.

"Great, now this gal named Dawn is stalking me and complaining about no Sinnoh Megas! It's getting on my nerves!" - Taunie
ZeTropeGuy999 Cyn from Uzi’s tail (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: In bed with a green-skinned space babe
Cyn
#4153: Jan 2nd 2024 at 6:18:51 PM

3324: Bob is not allowed to feed me computer parts. Not because they’re computer parts, but because you pick them out of the dumpster.

And also, that’s- Sarcasm
dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#4154: Jan 2nd 2024 at 6:19:35 PM

3324.1 Bob is to cease dumpster-diving at once. Mostly because it's dangerous. Also, a lot of that stuff was thrown away for a reason.

Edited by dvorak on Jan 2nd 2024 at 7:20:13 AM

Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
ZeTropeGuy999 Cyn from Uzi’s tail (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: In bed with a green-skinned space babe
Cyn
#4155: Jan 2nd 2024 at 6:26:51 PM

3325: Bob is not to mention the name of that purple dinosaur, because speaking of it will doom us all.

3325.1: BARNEY THE PURPLE DINOSAUR

3325.2: Bob is not allowed to make amendments to rules regarding him. Thanks for dooming us all.

Edited by ZeTropeGuy999 on Jan 2nd 2024 at 2:26:59 PM

And also, that’s- Sarcasm
ZeTropeGuy999 Cyn from Uzi’s tail (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: In bed with a green-skinned space babe
Cyn
#4156: Jan 2nd 2024 at 11:53:59 PM

bump

And also, that’s- Sarcasm
Pogakure Umapyoi! Umapyoi! from The big pile of ryegrass in the sky Since: Apr, 2021 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
Umapyoi! Umapyoi!
#4157: Jan 3rd 2024 at 2:51:55 AM

3326: Bob is not allowed to get it started.

3326.1: Nor is he allowed to get [Word removed by the Board of Bowdlerization]

Don't you ever fix your lips to say that, bruh. I'm sitting right here and I got my daughter in the backseat
clemont107 Taunie from Lumiose City, Kalos (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Taunie
#4158: Jan 3rd 2024 at 4:44:59 AM

3327. Bob may not call me Bob when my name isn't Bob.

"Great, now this gal named Dawn is stalking me and complaining about no Sinnoh Megas! It's getting on my nerves!" - Taunie
TheOther36 What It Sounds Like!Huntrix from Namsan Tower, Seoul Since: Apr, 2022 Relationship Status: Wanna dance with somebody
What It Sounds Like!Huntrix
#4159: Jan 3rd 2024 at 4:45:49 AM

3327.1: Bob may not replace everyone's names who aren't Bob with Bob.

When darkness meets the light, this is what it sounds like!
ZeTropeGuy999 Cyn from Uzi’s tail (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: In bed with a green-skinned space babe
Cyn
#4160: Jan 3rd 2024 at 5:13:47 AM

3328: Bob is not allowed to back up the contents of his hard drive onto my memory, because now I need therapy.

And also, that’s- Sarcasm
inkuiry inkonveniently inkonsistent from uhhh Since: Dec, 2022 Relationship Status: She turned into the moon
inkonveniently inkonsistent
#4161: Jan 3rd 2024 at 2:21:31 PM

3328.1. Bob is not allowed to be ZeTropeGuy999's therapist.

You Are Definitely Going To Kick: My Ass
ZeTropeGuy999 Cyn from Uzi’s tail (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: In bed with a green-skinned space babe
Cyn
#4162: Jan 3rd 2024 at 3:51:38 PM

3328.2: No Bob, that “degree” in Psychology you got from Bob Bobinson University, A Shack In San Jose won’t convince me that you’re qualified to be a therapist.

And also, that’s- Sarcasm
clemont107 Taunie from Lumiose City, Kalos (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Taunie
#4163: Jan 3rd 2024 at 3:52:59 PM

3328.3. Bob may not try to be a therapist for anyone.

"Great, now this gal named Dawn is stalking me and complaining about no Sinnoh Megas! It's getting on my nerves!" - Taunie
Celestewashere Macrodata refiner from Lumon (Troper in training) Relationship Status: It's complicated
Macrodata refiner
#4164: Jan 3rd 2024 at 8:03:48 PM

3328.4: bob may not become a doctor either.

"The work is mysterious and important."
EnigmaticObserver Icon of the Era from beyond space, but not time (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Tsundere'ing
Icon of the Era
#4165: Jan 3rd 2024 at 8:11:23 PM

3328.5: Bob is not allowed to do any job which requires a doctorate or PHD. We know you don't have any, Bob.

The ruler of the school and most popular kid in Golden Grove.
ZeTropeGuy999 Cyn from Uzi’s tail (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: In bed with a green-skinned space babe
Cyn
#4166: Jan 3rd 2024 at 10:47:55 PM

3328.6: Bob is forbidden from selling fake degrees. You again aren’t convincing people that Bob Bobinson University, Your Dad’s Old Shack, San Jose is a real university.

And also, that’s- Sarcasm
clemont107 Taunie from Lumiose City, Kalos (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Taunie
#4167: Jan 4th 2024 at 4:45:47 AM

3328.7. Bob may not try to cheat in a college/university to obtain a degree.

"Great, now this gal named Dawn is stalking me and complaining about no Sinnoh Megas! It's getting on my nerves!" - Taunie
ZeTropeGuy999 Cyn from Uzi’s tail (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: In bed with a green-skinned space babe
Cyn
#4168: Jan 4th 2024 at 8:16:57 AM

3328.8: Yeah, we know. That’s a legitimate Bachelor’s in Economics. Doesn’t excuse you cheating or buying the rest of your degrees.

And also, that’s- Sarcasm
ZeTropeGuy999 Cyn from Uzi’s tail (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: In bed with a green-skinned space babe
Cyn
#4169: Jan 4th 2024 at 3:33:01 PM

bump

And also, that’s- Sarcasm
ZeTropeGuy999 Cyn from Uzi’s tail (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: In bed with a green-skinned space babe
Cyn
#4170: Jan 5th 2024 at 6:31:35 AM

3328.9: Bob is not allowed to claim that his economics degree is also a Satanic ritual license.

And also, that’s- Sarcasm
dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#4171: Jan 5th 2024 at 7:31:15 AM

3329: Bob is to delete the 15TB of """artwork""" from our servers.

Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
clemont107 Taunie from Lumiose City, Kalos (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Taunie
#4172: Jan 5th 2024 at 7:35:23 AM

3329.1. Bob must also delete similar "artwork" from any server he uploaded to.

"Great, now this gal named Dawn is stalking me and complaining about no Sinnoh Megas! It's getting on my nerves!" - Taunie
PROPLAYEN The Dreamer from Whitespace Since: Jan, 2023 Relationship Status: A gay little love melody
#4173: Jan 5th 2024 at 10:59:16 AM

3329.2: Bob may not transfer the artwork folder to any company computers, connected to the servers or not.

Edited by PROPLAYEN on Jan 5th 2024 at 10:59:40 AM

There's nothing you or I can do, so let the stars fall.
ZeTropeGuy999 Cyn from Uzi’s tail (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: In bed with a green-skinned space babe
Cyn
#4174: Jan 5th 2024 at 3:41:48 PM

3330: Bob may not print a Zillion-Dollar Bill. You know full well what you’re doing and it’s not as funny to us as it probably is to you.

And also, that’s- Sarcasm
TheOther36 What It Sounds Like!Huntrix from Namsan Tower, Seoul Since: Apr, 2022 Relationship Status: Wanna dance with somebody
What It Sounds Like!Huntrix
#4175: Jan 5th 2024 at 3:45:15 PM

3330.1: Bob may not instigate a nationwide inflation just to print a zillion dollar bill.

When darkness meets the light, this is what it sounds like!

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