3805.7: Bob is now banned from attending the office Christmas party after what happened at last year's party. FFS Just please let us have our fun Bob.
Hello there. Oh, you're an SCP? No.3806: Bob is not allowed to follow in the stead of my forum signature and spread slander and libel on the World Wide Web. You are never living down the Mario Incident.
Don't you ever fix your lips to say that, bruh. I'm sitting right here and I got my daughter in the backseat3807: Bob may not download his Steam library to a work computer or robot.
3807.1: Yes, even if you DO leave the H Games out. Which you will, of course, not.
Edited by dvorak on Nov 4th 2023 at 8:15:52 AM
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!2809. Bob must not forget to wear a shock collar during Thanksgiving celebrations, as to avoid bringing up the real history of Thanksgiving.
Do not mess with creatures which you do not understand.2810.1: He can fight fire with water, though.
2810.2: But no fighting fire with earth, air, or urine.
Don't you ever fix your lips to say that, bruh. I'm sitting right here and I got my daughter in the backseat2810.3: Poo is right out.
2811: Bob may not duct-tape anyone into their chairs. Also, send the maintenance guy into my office at once.
Edited by dvorak on Nov 7th 2023 at 6:48:55 AM
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!3814: Bob may not cause incidents that result in us losing track of the rule numbers again. Including but not limited to using white-out on rules he doesn't want to follow, shredding the pages with those rules, or causing internal bandwidth issues.
3815: Bob may not mess with the respawn machine.
3816. Bob may not try to convince The Entity to let him into its realm as a killer. The last troper who did that is still trying to kill all of us. NO.
Edited by jdxtreme on Nov 8th 2023 at 10:53:43 AM
Hello there. Oh, you're an SCP? No.3817. Bob has no talent.
I was actually counting on you people to help me finish the quote from "Artist Unknown"
Edited by skan123 on Nov 8th 2023 at 11:21:35 AM
3817.1. No Bob, Mayonnaise is not an Instrument. Playing it doesn't count.
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my b, wasn't exactly aware of the quote in full
Edited by jdxtreme on Nov 8th 2023 at 2:38:34 PM
Hello there. Oh, you're an SCP? No.3817.2. No Bob, horseradish is not an instrument either.
3817.3. Bob, Mr. Tentacles has all the talent.
Sorry, I was not familiar with the quote. It's fixed now.
Edited by clemont107 on Nov 8th 2023 at 2:44:59 PM
"Great, now this gal named Dawn is stalking me and complaining about no Sinnoh Megas! It's getting on my nerves!" - Taunie
Alright, it should be fixed now. Let me know if that works or now. Sorry for the trouble. I didn't mean to cause it.
Edited by clemont107 on Nov 8th 2023 at 2:46:24 PM
"Great, now this gal named Dawn is stalking me and complaining about no Sinnoh Megas! It's getting on my nerves!" - Taunie3818: After an incident involving storing penguins in the rec room, Bob is now forbidden from changing the temperature on the thermostat.
3819. Bob is not a dragon to the boss. Just because you're best buds with him, doesn't mean you can keep us from doing our jobs. Wait, Bob. Put the bottle down. PUT THE GODDAMN POTI- oh shit.
3819.1. Bob's a literal dragon now, and is to be slain.
Hello there. Oh, you're an SCP? No.

3805.6: Bob is not allowed to enact a LITERAL War on Christmas. Unloading the clip on Mall Santas is not going to prove a point.
Don't you ever fix your lips to say that, bruh. I'm sitting right here and I got my daughter in the backseat