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Pogakure Umapyoi! Umapyoi! from The big pile of ryegrass in the sky Since: Apr, 2021 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
Umapyoi! Umapyoi!
#3876: Nov 2nd 2023 at 8:50:28 AM

3805.6: Bob is not allowed to enact a LITERAL War on Christmas. Unloading the clip on Mall Santas is not going to prove a point.

Don't you ever fix your lips to say that, bruh. I'm sitting right here and I got my daughter in the backseat
jdxtreme Idiot (Life not ruined yet) Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Idiot
#3877: Nov 2nd 2023 at 12:51:48 PM

3805.7: Bob is now banned from attending the office Christmas party after what happened at last year's party. FFS Just please let us have our fun Bob.

Hello there. Oh, you're an SCP? No.
dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#3878: Nov 2nd 2023 at 9:58:22 PM

3805.6 1: Who the hell let Bob have a gun!?

Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
Pogakure Umapyoi! Umapyoi! from The big pile of ryegrass in the sky Since: Apr, 2021 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
Umapyoi! Umapyoi!
#3879: Nov 3rd 2023 at 2:49:48 AM

3806: Bob is not allowed to follow in the stead of my forum signature and spread slander and libel on the World Wide Web. You are never living down the Mario Incident.

Don't you ever fix your lips to say that, bruh. I'm sitting right here and I got my daughter in the backseat
clemont107 Taunie from Lumiose City, Kalos (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Taunie
#3880: Nov 3rd 2023 at 5:46:13 AM

3806.1. Bob may not take advice from anyone's signature.

"Great, now this gal named Dawn is stalking me and complaining about no Sinnoh Megas! It's getting on my nerves!" - Taunie
jdxtreme Idiot (Life not ruined yet) Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Idiot
#3881: Nov 3rd 2023 at 12:45:36 PM

3806.2. Bob may not take advice from anyone's Discord status.

Hello there. Oh, you're an SCP? No.
dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#3882: Nov 4th 2023 at 8:15:31 PM

3807: Bob may not download his Steam library to a work computer or robot.

3807.1: Yes, even if you DO leave the H Games out. Which you will, of course, not.

Edited by dvorak on Nov 4th 2023 at 8:15:52 AM

Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
BackSet1 I <3 Zinnia from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
I <3 Zinnia
#3883: Nov 6th 2023 at 7:47:42 AM

2808. Bob is not allowed to cause 406 errors.

Read Pokemon Ultimate Emerald
CanuckMcDuck1 PEPSIMAN from Japan Since: Sep, 2023 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
PEPSIMAN
#3884: Nov 6th 2023 at 8:26:34 AM

2809. Bob must not forget to wear a shock collar during Thanksgiving celebrations, as to avoid bringing up the real history of Thanksgiving.

Do not mess with creatures which you do not understand.
clemont107 Taunie from Lumiose City, Kalos (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Taunie
#3885: Nov 6th 2023 at 8:28:00 AM

2809.1. Bob may not try to remove the shock collar in any way when no one is watching.

"Great, now this gal named Dawn is stalking me and complaining about no Sinnoh Megas! It's getting on my nerves!" - Taunie
BackSet1 I <3 Zinnia from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
I <3 Zinnia
#3886: Nov 6th 2023 at 8:14:15 PM

2810. Bob may not fight fire with fire.

Read Pokemon Ultimate Emerald
Pogakure Umapyoi! Umapyoi! from The big pile of ryegrass in the sky Since: Apr, 2021 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
Umapyoi! Umapyoi!
#3887: Nov 7th 2023 at 4:46:04 AM

2810.1: He can fight fire with water, though.

2810.2: But no fighting fire with earth, air, or urine.

Don't you ever fix your lips to say that, bruh. I'm sitting right here and I got my daughter in the backseat
dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#3888: Nov 7th 2023 at 6:39:05 AM

2810.3: Poo is right out.

2811: Bob may not duct-tape anyone into their chairs. Also, send the maintenance guy into my office at once.

Edited by dvorak on Nov 7th 2023 at 6:48:55 AM

Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
Celestewashere Macrodata refiner from Lumon (Troper in training) Relationship Status: It's complicated
Macrodata refiner
#3889: Nov 7th 2023 at 6:46:58 AM

2812: bob may not try to run doom on the tvtropes page for doom, nor can he run it on the page for quake. You arent slick, bob.

"The work is mysterious and important."
clemont107 Taunie from Lumiose City, Kalos (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Taunie
#3890: Nov 7th 2023 at 6:49:06 AM

2812.1. Bob may not try to run video games on a web browser, period.

"Great, now this gal named Dawn is stalking me and complaining about no Sinnoh Megas! It's getting on my nerves!" - Taunie
dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#3891: Nov 7th 2023 at 6:49:36 AM

2813: Yes, there are situations where it's a better choice to use earth or "air" (CO2) to fight fire than water. Bob still may not be the office fire marshall.

Edited by dvorak on Nov 7th 2023 at 6:50:04 AM

Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
dookamatic Since: Jan, 2022 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
#3892: Nov 7th 2023 at 7:27:32 AM

3814: Bob may not cause incidents that result in us losing track of the rule numbers again. Including but not limited to using white-out on rules he doesn't want to follow, shredding the pages with those rules, or causing internal bandwidth issues.

3815: Bob may not mess with the respawn machine.

jdxtreme Idiot (Life not ruined yet) Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Idiot
#3893: Nov 8th 2023 at 7:53:13 AM

3816. Bob may not try to convince The Entity to let him into its realm as a killer. The last troper who did that is still trying to kill all of us. NO.

Edited by jdxtreme on Nov 8th 2023 at 10:53:43 AM

Hello there. Oh, you're an SCP? No.
skan123 Since: Aug, 2018
#3894: Nov 8th 2023 at 7:58:55 AM

3817. Bob has no talent.

[down] I was actually counting on you people to help me finish the quote from "Artist Unknown"

Edited by skan123 on Nov 8th 2023 at 11:21:35 AM

jdxtreme Idiot (Life not ruined yet) Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Idiot
#3895: Nov 8th 2023 at 11:13:02 AM

3817.1. No Bob, Mayonnaise is not an Instrument. Playing it doesn't count.

[up][down]my b, wasn't exactly aware of the quote in full

Edited by jdxtreme on Nov 8th 2023 at 2:38:34 PM

Hello there. Oh, you're an SCP? No.
clemont107 Taunie from Lumiose City, Kalos (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Taunie
#3896: Nov 8th 2023 at 11:20:54 AM

3817.2. No Bob, horseradish is not an instrument either.

3817.3. Bob, Mr. Tentacles has all the talent.

[down]Sorry, I was not familiar with the quote. It's fixed now.

Edited by clemont107 on Nov 8th 2023 at 2:44:59 PM

"Great, now this gal named Dawn is stalking me and complaining about no Sinnoh Megas! It's getting on my nerves!" - Taunie
skan123 Since: Aug, 2018
#3897: Nov 8th 2023 at 11:21:56 AM

[up] You're supposed to complete the quote.

Edited by skan123 on Nov 8th 2023 at 11:22:12 AM

clemont107 Taunie from Lumiose City, Kalos (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Taunie
#3898: Nov 8th 2023 at 11:45:56 AM

[up]Alright, it should be fixed now. Let me know if that works or now. Sorry for the trouble. I didn't mean to cause it.

Edited by clemont107 on Nov 8th 2023 at 2:46:24 PM

"Great, now this gal named Dawn is stalking me and complaining about no Sinnoh Megas! It's getting on my nerves!" - Taunie
dookamatic Since: Jan, 2022 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
#3899: Nov 9th 2023 at 8:53:17 AM

3818: After an incident involving storing penguins in the rec room, Bob is now forbidden from changing the temperature on the thermostat.

jdxtreme Idiot (Life not ruined yet) Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Idiot
#3900: Nov 13th 2023 at 11:17:00 AM

3819. Bob is not a dragon to the boss. Just because you're best buds with him, doesn't mean you can keep us from doing our jobs. Wait, Bob. Put the bottle down. PUT THE GODDAMN POTI- oh shit.

3819.1. Bob's a literal dragon now, and is to be slain.

Hello there. Oh, you're an SCP? No.

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