8789. Bob is not allowed to comment on my absence. I am a human being with a life.
8790. Bob is not allowed to make a Tumblr account.
8790.1 Bob is especially not allowed to make a Tumblr roleplay account.
Edited by BackSet1 on Oct 25th 2023 at 10:40:10 AM
Read Pokemon Ultimate Emerald3794: Bob is not allowed to let the ISOT mapgame characters know about our Tropers.
Edited by LucasdaKool on Oct 29th 2023 at 1:08:54 AM
https://enigmatics.org/puzzles/3797: If Bob IS to Trick or Treat, he is only to do TREAT. Not trick.
You’re Gonna Carry That Weight.3799. Bob is no longer allowed to wear a a skeleton costume and play The Living Tombstone version of Spooky Scary Skeletons
on ANY speaker at full volume.
3800. Bob is not allowed to tap into and harnass the ancient magicks of Halloween.
Read Pokemon Ultimate Emerald3801. Bob is no longer allowed to use a Rube Goldberg Device to pass out candy on halloween after what happened last year.
3801.1. Nor is Bob allowed to get someone else to make one for him.
Edited by jdxtreme on Oct 31st 2023 at 10:23:14 AM
Hello there. Oh, you're an SCP? No.3802. Bob must not pretend to be Paul Blart: Mall Cop so that he can get treats.
Do not mess with creatures which you do not understand.3803: Bob may not participate in putting up the inflatable decorations at Tv Tropes HQ.
3804: Bob may not kidnap any retail employee who put up Christmas decorations in their workplaces early and trap them in a pit Buffalo Bill-style.
You’re Gonna Carry That Weight.3805. Just because Halloween's over, doesn't mean that Bob is allowed to help with defrosting Mariah Carey. We don't want to hear "All I Want For Christmas Is You" across malls in November. Wait, the higher-ups are already defrosting her!? Ah shit.
Edited by jdxtreme on Oct 31st 2023 at 10:13:27 AM
Hello there. Oh, you're an SCP? No.3805.1: Bob may not kidnap us and put us in the Buffalo Bill pit and blast Mariah Carey at us to “get us in the Christmas spirit”.
You’re Gonna Carry That Weight.3805.2: Bob is not allowed to drink the Christmas spirits after last year´s party
Edited by AxolotlFan on Nov 2nd 2023 at 8:36:49 AM
Signature, schmignature!

3788.1: Bob is stringently reminded that he's barred from doing magic of any kind, and Paperfly is to be docked $50 for encouraging Bob to break the rules.
3788.2: Why does it smell so bad all of a sudden?
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!